01x03 - A Duel in Love

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Girl: duel monster cards can be grouped

Into normal monster cards,

Fusion monster cards,

Ritual monster cards, effect monster cards,

Trap cards, and spell cards.

Trap cards can be divided into normal traps,

Counter traps, and continuous traps.

Spell cards can be separated into normal spells,

Continuous spells, equip spells,

Quick-play spells,

Ritual spells, and field spells.

Perfect!

Well done, alexis!

Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less

From one of my blue obelisks!

Yes, dr. Crowler.

Hmm...

Now, who should we question next?

You, syrus truesdale!

[Gasps]

Explain to the class

What a field spell is, please.

Umm...

A field spell is, uh, it's the...

Thing that affects the thing that is, uh...

Boy: even pre-duelers know the answer to this,

You slifer slacker!

[Laughter]

No, I know!

It's uh, uh...

Hmm.

Relax, sy.

You totally got this.

I think not.

Sit down.

Now would someone please give me the answer--

Preferably someone not wearing red, thank you.

[Laughter]

I blew it.

I've made all the slifers look bad.

You know something, teach...

Huh?

You really shouldn't go and make fun

Of us slifers like that.

Huh?!

I mean, I'm a slifer,

And I beat you.

So, when you make fun of us,

You're really making fun of yourself!

[Gasps]

[Stifled scream]

[Chuckling]

Crowler, thinking: that's it!

I will not tolerate this slacker

At my school for another second.

I'll see to it he's taken down!

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So, as some of you students know,

My name is professor lyman banner.

I specialize in some of the lesser known tactics

And strategies in the world of duel monsters--

Some that a few might even consider to be unnatural--

Duel alchemy, for example.

Oh, by the way, thanks, jaden.

Sure. No prob.

For what?

Sticking up for me.

Huh? Hmm.

Huh? Uh-oh.

I'm thinking I might have to

Do it again in a second.

Syrus!

[Gasps] yeah?

Do me a favor and grab pharaoh, would you?

Uh...pharaoh?!

Unless you are minoring as a scratch post.

[Meow]

[Grunts]

[Laughter]

[Growling]

How dare that slifer slacker jaden

Make a mockery of me

In front of my class like that!

It'll be the last mistake he makes at this academy!

[Humming]

Aah!

The big kiss-off!

[Laughter]

Hmm?

I wonder where sy is?

[Chuckling]

Now, to plant the bait

Where jaden will be sure to find it.

Ah! His shoes!

[Chuckling]

Hi, everyone!

My name is fonda fontaine,

And I'll be your gym instructor for this semester!

You ready to sweat?!

Lousy girls gym!

They should make the sign bigger.

Hey, those are jaden's sneakers.

Guess he's still borrowing my locker.

Huh?

[Gasps]

But this isn't jaden's!

Huh?

Someone wrote me a letter?!

Wonder what it says.

"Since the moment I first saw you, I've been...

"In love with you!?

"Meet me tonight behind the girl's dorm.

"Endearingly...

Alexis rhodes!"?

[Grunts]

Oh, this sure is a lot better

Than what my mom usually writes me...

Syrus!

Alexis!

[Laughter]

Please be mine.

Oh, I'm yours!

Hey, sy, the outhouse is all yours

If you want it. I'm done.

Boy: sy's gonzo. Huh?

Yeah, he just left--

And he was in a real good mood, too.

A good mood?

That really doesn't sound like syrus.

Alexis!

I'm coming for you my darling,

I'm coming!

[Straining]

Girl: hey, alexis,

Want to chill out in the obelisk wading pool?

Alexis: no, thanks.

We'll wade and the guys will rage.

I'm not in the mood

For a game of tackle marco polo.

Hello!

Girls' dorm!

No guys allowed, remember?

This will be perfect--

Thanks to that faux love letter that I wrote!

Jaden will show up looking for alexis,

But all he'll find is trouble instead!

Once he arrives,

I'll snap a picture of him.

Ha ha!

[Grunts]

And then...

I will have caught him red-handed

Breaking campus rules--

He will be ruined!

[Panting]

Girl: can you believe what that jaden kid

Said to dr. Crowler in class today?

He's got some nerve to talk to a teacher like that.

Completely disrespectful!

Don't you think, alexis?

Actually, I thought it was kind of cool.

Hmm.

What?! Him--cool?!

He could be-- if he had the talent

To back up that talk, maybe...

Alexis: I think he just might.

Still, I won't know until I duel him myself.

Huh?

Come, jaden!

Right into my trap like the slifer sap you are!

Alexis?!

That's not jaden!

It's that stammering field spell nitwit!

Who's there?!

[Gasps]

It's a boy!

I am not a boy!

I'm a man--

I mean, oh, just forget it!

You don't know me! You don't know me!

[Screams]

Oh.

[Girls yelling]

Let go, please!

Huh?!

Not until you tell us why you're here!

And it better be good!

A love letter from alexis?

You've got to be kidding.

Yep! Ask her!

[Giggles]

Um, hello,

Like alexis is really tall,

And you're really short.

She's really good at dueling,

And you're really not.

She's really hot--

But it's true, just tell them, alexis!

I even have the note right here!

Look, see?!

Oh. Huh?

Syrus, my name's not even spelled right there.

Sorry, syrus,

But I think someone is

Yanking your chain here.

So then you don't love me?

Hey, wait a second--

This note is made out to jaden yuki.

What? Jaden?!

But...

Oh.

Syrus: so, I can't even get a fake love letter.

I'm sorry, syrus...

Me, too.

I don't buy it.

What?

He could've written the note

To have an excuse to come here!

What are you saying,

That we should report him for trespassing then?

But I was invited!

I swear!

Girls, just what on earth is going on down there?

[Nervous giggles]

All right, what's up?

Syrus: you guys are heavy!

Beg your pardon!

Maybe you're just brittle!

Gee, sorry, ms. Fontaine,

We'll make sure to keep a lid on things!

Well, I should hope so--

It's nearly midnight--

And I have pilates in the morning!

So, what now?

I'll tell you what now, girls...

Hmm...

I say we use sy here as a kind of bait

To find out what we were wondering about before.

Hmm.

Just how good jaden really is.

And I think I know just how

We can get him to show us his best!

Jaden: move combo--yes!

[Beeping] hmm?

Hmm?

[Distorted voice] we have your roommate, syrus.

If you want him back,

Come to the girl's dorms now.

Alone.

Oh, syrus.

[Gasping]

You try to expel one kid

And the entire world turns against you!

[Creaking] huh?

You're a little late.

Hi, jaden.

Hey.

So, what exactly is going on here?

Well, uh...

To make a long story short...

I'm basically a big loser.

Your friend here trespassed

Into the girl's campus!

Is that true, sy?

Hey, it's not like that!

And now that you're here, jaden,

You're trespassing, too!

That's right,

So if you don't want us to turn you in,

You're gonna have to win your freedom

By beating me in a duel right now!

But if you turn us in, we'll be expelled!

Don't worry, sy,

I'm won't let that happen!

Now, let's duel, alexis!

Hmm.

Syrus: I hope you know what you're doing, jaden.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Crowler: well, well, well.

A slifer versus an obelisk!

Put him in his place, alexis!

Ready?!

Oh, yeah!

Duel! Duel!

Get your game on, alexis!

[Gasps]

Here we go.

Alexis: all right!

Let's see!

Hmm.

Etoile cyber, rise!

And I'm also going to play one card facedown!

Time to throw down!

First...yes!

I'll summon the elemental hero sparkman.

And now I'll have him attack

Your etoile cyber with...

Static shockwave!

[Growls]

Hold it right there!

I activate the trap card doble passe!

[Grunts]

Huh?!

Doble passe changes your monster's attack

To a direct attack on me!

And now my monster that you were about to attack

Gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Great.

Oh, and when etoile cyber att*cks someone directly,

Her attack points increase by .

[Screams]

[Grunts]

Jaden!

[Grunts]

That alexis is something else!

Sacrificing her own life points

Just so that she could get to mine?

So, you impressed?

Hmm!

Impressed?

I think I'm in love.

You're sweet.

Too bad I have to crush you.

Now then... Where were we?

Ooh.

I play blade skater!

And I activate the spell card polymerization

To fuse etoile cyber and blade skater together

To summon cyber blader!

Oh.

Now, cyber blader, attack sparkman

With whirlwind rage!

[Grunting]

Well, so much for him.

Way to go, alexis!

Yeah, you got him now!

I knew when this kid beat dr. Crowler

It was just luck!

Well, it'll be my pleasure

To prove you wrong!

My draw!

All right, perfect!

I activate the field spell card

Fusion gate!

Now I can summon fusion monsters

Without a polymerization card.

And I'm gonna summon this one:

Elemental hero flame wingman!

[Roars]

Ok.

It looks like it's going to be one fusion monster

Against another, huh, jaden?

That's fine by me!

Although... Huh?

Since they have the exact same attack points...

They're just going to destroy each other.

Not after I play this, they won't!

I activate the spell card kishido spirit!

Now wingman can take down any monster

That has the same attack points as him

And not be destroyed.

And, thanks to his superpower--

Once he destroys your blader,

You take damage equal to her attack points!

Now go, flame wingman, and attack cyber blader!

[Snarl]

[Thinking] someone hasn't done their homework.

[Roaring]

What?

How did she survive my wingman's attack?

Simple! Huh?

Cyber blader's special ability

Makes it so she can't be destroyed

By an opponent with only one monster.

But then...

Then that would mean that...

Neither of us lose any life points.

Hmm.

Well, I guess you got me.

Oh, when I get you, jaden,

Believe me, you'll know it.

Hmm!

Like right now, for example.

I equip my spell fusion w*apon to cyber blader.

Uh-oh.

I think you might want to

Brace yourself for this one, sy, old buddy.

Go, blader!

Attack the flame wingman with trident shock!

[Grunts]

Uh-oh.

Your life points are looking pretty low.

Hope you didn't unpack your bags here yet!

Yeah, because if you lose,

You're both getting expelled.

We are?!

That's not going to happen, sy.

Promise.

[Thinking] hmm.

You shouldn't make promises you can't deliver.

[Thinking] I hope I'm not making a promise

I can't deliver...

The only card I have out is fusion gate.

But there's still a chance I can win.

It just all depends on what I draw right here...

Right now!

Ah! Here goes!

Perfect!

Oh!

I play...

The elemental hero clayman!

Rise up!

And now I activate monster reborn!

So come on back, elemental hero sparkman!

What difference will he make?

My cyber blader has way more attack points than him.

Your sparkman won't stand a chance.

He won't, but with fusion gate's special effect,

I can fuse him and clayman together

To summon someone who will!

Rise, elemental hero thunder giant!

[Whimpering]

[Roars]

Hate to break it to you...

But my cyber blader's attack points

Are still higher at ,!

Yeah, I know, I know.

But one of thunder giant's abilities

Is that he can destroy any monster

Whose original attack points

Are less than his own!

Wait! Original attack points?!

That's right--

Attack points without any kind of enhancement!

But before I played fusion w*apon,

Her attack points were just ,!

Exactly!

And that's lower than my hero thunder giant's,

So your blader is automatically destroyed!

[Growls]

[Screams]

And the coolest part of it is, alexis...

I'm still have his attack left to use on you!

Voltic thunder!

[Screams]

[Whimpers]

[Grunts]

Alexis!

Uh, what just happened?

Yeah!

All right!

Looks like that is game!

Jaden: well, a deal's a deal!

I won, so we get off free!

Ok, guys, I won't back out.

We'll keep quiet about what happened tonight.

Well, if you ask me,

I think we should turn both of them in right now!

Well, no one asked you!

Alexis?

Jaden beat me in the duel fair and square,

And that's all there is to it.

Well, there's more to it than that!

It was a close!

Hmm?

Yeah.

You got game.

Huh?!

Later!

[Thinking] hmm...

Even if I did win...

I could never have turned those two in.

This place is a lot more fun with them

Than without.

[Thinking] I've never seen alexis act this way before.

I wonder--is she actually falling for that slifer?

[Growl]

Hmm!

Lucky brat!

He escaped this time,

But I'll still find a way to expel him--

After I find a way home.

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪