03x12 - Wake Me When it's Over/Things That Go Bump

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

I'll get you!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Kids giggling]

[ Laughing goofily]

Come on, kids.

Yay!

All:
yay!

[ Laughing]

[ Laughing]

Kid:
ooh!

[ Crying]

I'm with you, kid.

This has got to be
the ugliest chocolate bunny

I've ever seen.

Hey, knock it off.

You're making me look bad.

All right, kid.

What's your angle?

Three chocolate bunnies for me

And marshmallow peeps
for everybody.

Too rich for my blood, kid.

My father's a lawyer.

Extra peeps all around!

[ Kids cheering]

No good, dirty rabbit!

I have had it up to here
with rabbits!

This is what
I think of rabbits.

[ Giggles]

[ Gags]

Nothing?!

Nothing to share with us?

Um... I have a headache
and my tummy hurts

And my mouth is aw...

My heart bleeds for you, ickis.

To the viewfinder, now!

[ Humming]

[ Roars]

[ Screaming]

[ Squealing]

That's the last time
I use a public shower.

[ Applause and cheering]

Ickis! I've never been
prouder of you.

[ Moans]

Is something wrong, ickis?

Who was that?!

Now is not the time
for existential modesty

My philosophical friend.

You have finally lived up

To the expectations
I have always had for you.

Oh! I can hardly wait to see

What you have in store
for us tomorrow!

[ Laughs gleefully]

Ahh!

[ Belches loudly]

Ickis, will you please
come out from there?

I told you
I do not have a scare!

If he sees me
he will call on me.

Krumm:
come on, ick

You didn't think

You had a scare
yesterday morning

And you did great.

That wasn't me.

I mean, it was me

But I didn't do it...

I mean--

[ Whimpers]

I don't know what I mean.

[ Gromble clears throat]

Krumm... Who on earth

Are you talking to?

Um, ickis. He's hiding.

Ickis? Wonderful!

I could hardly
see you down there.

To the viewfinder.

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Chain cranking]

You aren't scared,
are you?

Too bad if you are

Because there's
no turning back now.

Uh-huh, not a chance, nope.

We're on our way.

This is it.

This is the last train
to dropsville.

[ Screaming]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming louder]

[ Ickis screaming shrilly]

Ickis, you are making
a first-class fool of yourself.

Well, it's not as though

I'll be able to remember
any of this in the morning.

So what the hey?

[ Cackling madly]

Ickis!
You are embarrassing me.

[ Imitating oblina]:
oh, stop being

A stick in the mud--
no offense.

[ Squeals with laughter]

[ Starts weeping]

Why, why, why?!

Why are you
embarrassing oblina?

Have you seen yourself?

You dance like I smell.

No, no, no! Not that!

Why can't I remember any
of my scares the next morning?

Why can't I remember
anything I do at night?

Why, why?!

Oblina:
ickis, wait!

What?

That's it.

What?

Night.

You cannot remember
anything you do at night.

So what's your point?

The answer
is as plain

As the nose
on your face.

Nose?

Nose offense.

[ Giggles]

You cannot remember your scares

Because you have been scaring
in your sleep.

So it was me
that did all those scares!

Wow!

[ Laughs]

Pretty impressive, huh?

Oh, mm-hmm, pretty impressive

Butvery dangerous.

You may be fearless

When you are sleepwalking

But there is no telling
what could happen!

You could hurt yourself,
you could

Get captured.

Holy smokes!

Help me.

Please, someone help me.

[ All snoring]

[ Ickis muttering]

Uh-huh, okay.

[ Oblina squeals]

Oblina:krumm!

Huh, what,
what's the mag pole?

Pull yourself together.

Ickis is sleep-scaring again.

We must protect him.

[ Ickis muttering]

There he is.
Icki...

How many times
must I tell you?

You must never

Never wake up a sleep-scarer.

Disorientation
could be disastrous.

Oh.

[ Both gasp]

[ Horn honking]

Hang on!

[ Siren wailing]

[ Grunting]

[ Sirens wailing]

[ Siren wailing]

We've got a list
of demands, harry.

[ Grunting]

[ Crickets chirping]

[ Gasps]

[ Siren dies down]

[ Crash]

Hey, look!

What is it?
I think it's a baby moose.

[ Roaring]

Huh?

Come out with your...

[ Both screaming]

[ Toilet flushing]

Well!

So much for taking turns
standing guard.

I think we need a new plan.

[ Krumm snoring]

[ Rope creaking]

[ Rope snaps]

[ Crashing]

Oblina:
oh, no, ickis!

I think we need
a new plan.

[ Snoring]

[ Crashing and rattling]

[ Gasps]

I think we need a new plan.

[ Snoring]

[ Ropes creaking]

[ Krumm groans]

[ Thudding and thumping]

I think we need
a new plan.

[ Sighs]

Ah!

[ Ickis growling]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

[ Growling]

[ Both screaming]

[ Crashing]

[ People screaming]

[ Muttering]

I think we need a new plan.

I think we are
in over our heads.

You stay and watch ickis.

I am going to consult
the gromble.

[ Snoring]

[ Startled]:
what?

Wake up,
mr. Sluggy-buggy.

[ Groans]

Do you know what time it is?!

Um, um, i, yes, I must talk
to you regarding ickis.

[ Inhales deeply]

How is my prize student?

In serious trouble.

He has been sleep-scaring.

Sleep-scaring?

Uh-huh.

Krumm is watching him
while I seek your counsel.

So all those magnificent scares
were done in his sleep?

Oh, that they were.

Oh, I was so proud.

You left ickis with krumm?!

[ Snoring]

Oblina:krumm!
[ Wakes with start]

[ Snoring]

[ Squealing exhalation]

[ Gasps]:
soap!

[ Gasps]:
soap!
[ Gasps]

[ Yelling]:
soap!

[ Bubbling, gurgling]

[ All gasp]

[ Yelling]

[ Muffled gasping, screaming]

[ Clears throat]

Huh?!

[ Whines]:
oh...

Oh, boy.

[ Muffled yelling]

Oh, oh...

[ Loud buzz]

[ Roaring]

[ Laughs]

Good work setting me free

With that
chocolate rabbit.

Krumm, that's not
a chocolate rabbit

It's just some garbage.

Give me that!

This is human food.

Human food?

[ Coughing, gagging]

Ickis, did you eat
this skanky stuff?

Yes, I ate this skanky stuff.

Well, no wonder you
have been sleep-scaring!

Well, no wonder
I've been sleep-scaring!

And now you should be fine.

And now I should be fi...

Is there an echo in here?

[ Laughing]

I don't know about anyone else

But I could use
a good night's sleep.

Are we forgetting
something?

Ickis:
ah, well, I'm b*at.

Whatever it is
can wait till morning.

[ Growling]

[ Bellows]:
ickis!

[ Wind howling]

[ Ghostly moaning]

[ Whispering]

[ General conversation]

Hey, word in the dump is

We learn a new
scare today.

I know, I know! They're saying
it's going to be a good one.

[ Belches loudly]

Good morning,
my young grotesques.

Today you will be introduced
to a manner of scaring

That will serve you well the
rest of your unnatural lives.

But first, let me introduce
a new student

Who just moved into our sector

And will be joining us.

Please welcome... The skrink!

[ Making ape-like noises]

Ooh!

[ Laughing]

I... [ Clears throat]

I know you'll make him
feel at home.

Where'd he come from?

Now then, today's lesson.

My young horrificons,
feast your eyes upon...

[ Grunts]

[ Beeping]

The pair scare.

How many times
have you been faced with

An excellent scare opportunity,
only to have it vanish?

What you need to do is increase
the fright ratio, so to speak.

To add to the monster quotient

For you will find that
two oddly-shaped heads

Are better than one.

[ Screaming]

The fright potential
is increased tenfold

When you implement
the pair scare.

[ Thump]

[ Making ape-like noises]

Whoa!

Since this is your first day

I won't reprimand you.

I'll just calmly ask you to

Get off of me!

Boy, bet he'll go to
the head of the class.

[ Crash]

Yeah, he will-- head first!

[ Laughing]

Oh, he's getting up!

Everybody duck!

That is so rude.

For goodness sakes,
he's new here.

Now to announce your partners
for pair scaring.

Zimbo will be partnered with...

Let's see-- the snorch.

Now there's a shock.

Oblina will be partnered with...
Krumm.

[ Sighs of delight]

Hey! If you two
are together

Who does that
leave for...

Ickis will be partnered with...
The skrink.

I hate my life.

Skrink:
wow! Ickis, son of

The great slickis.

This is a real honor.

Before we get going

There's something
I should tell you.

It's about what I do.

I've seen what you do.

So we're partners, huh?

Okay, here's how

We'll split up
the responsibility.

I'll tell you
what to do

And you'll do it,
deal?

Uh, I guess, but you really...

I'll teach you

Everything
you need to know.

All you have to do
is watch and listen.

We're going to go over
every drill

Till you know them
like the back of...

Uh, that thing there.

When I am done with you

We will be the best pair scarers
the academies have ever seen.

Ready?

Okay, but...

But nothing!

Take a step forward.

Whoa!

[ Crash]

Now, on my signal,
we pair-scare.

[ Screaming]

[ Grunting]

[ Roars]

Ooh! Oh! Ow! Ohh!

Oh!

First I go over

You count to three

Then you go over.

One, two, three!

Ooh!

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh! Oh! Oof.

Let's call it a day.

Oh, tell me, ickis.

How are things going
with young skrink?

[ Laughing wildly]

Oh, they're just great!

Great, they're terrific.

Really skrinky!

[ Crashing]

[ Gasps]

Would you just
pardon me a moment?

Skrink!

Oblina:oh!

Krumm:
it's perfect.

It's perfect!

Now, where did
you hear this?

On my scare
yesterday.

I overheard
a human kid talking.

They're going to go to that
old house on the hill

To try to talk to...
Ghosts!

Like there was
such a thing.

[ Snickering]

They'll be shaking in
their shoes waiting for...

[ Laughing]

...spirits to appear.

Ooh, ooh!
This'll be fun, fun.

And krumm,
it will be so easy.

Yeah!

It's the perfect
pair scare.

Hey, partner!

Shh!

Come on, let's
get out of here.

[ Muffled]:
but where are we going?

To the perfect
pair scare.

[ Yelping]

Oh!
Quiet!

Aye-aye, partner.

Ooh! [ Splash]

Oh, we have got to do
something about that.

Come on! We got to hurry!

I'm going
as fast as I can.

If I was a spirit, I would
totally hang out here.

[ Dog barking]

For sure,
if anything shows up...

I'm getting a picture of it.

Uh, which way now?

[ Panting]

We're almost there.

Ickis, I can't fit
through that.

[ Exasperated grunt]

Sure you can, try!

[ Squawks]

Oh!

[ Grunting]

Ooh! Oh! Oh, what are you... Oh!

What do you see?

An old cellar!

This must be it.

But...

[ Rubbery squeaking]

[ Grunting]:
I can't get
all the way out.

Ickis?

Ickis?

What are you
doing back there?

[ Takes deep breath]

Good thinking, partner.

Let's go.

You know, I'd like to--

Very, very much.

But I kind of stuck.

Stuck?

[ Whiny]:
yes!

[ Echoing]:
yes!

Did you hear that?

[ Growling]

Spirits of the house...

[ Giggles]

Are you here,
spirits?

Hey, look at this.

What? What is it?

Four of them.

Two boy humans
and two girl humans.

And we have to be careful.

They have a flashbox.

Follow me.

Oof!

[ Growling]

What's that noise?

The sound of spirits
headed our way?

[ Growling]

Ahh!

[ Low, deep growling]

[ Starts barking]

[ Both screaming]

[ Barking

[ Panting]

[ Barking]

[ Pounding]

Uh, wait a minute.

Why is that dog barking?

It-it senses the arrival
of our spirit friends?

Spirits?

If you can, like, hear me

Do something, so we'll, like,
know you're there, okay?

[ Continues barking]

This doesn't sound good.

[ Chattering]

Hurry!

[ Grunting]

[ Crashing and banging]

Ow! [ Gasps]

[ Raspy]:
oh, hi, guys.

Ickis!

Um, what are you doing here?

Never mind,
I have an idea what

Ickis is doing here--
you little wabbit.

Uh, we can discuss this later,
oblina.

Now just get me out of here,
won't you?

And go where?

Those humans
have a flashbox.

Then better make friends
with that bark-and-bite.

Ooh, he's right, krummy.

Nice little barky.

♪ Sweet little bite

♪ Nice little bitey

♪ Time not to fight.

Whoa.

The spirit talks to dogs?

It's coming
from the cellar.

♪ Cute little barky

♪ Cute, cute, cute, cute

♪ Oh, don't come
over here ♪

♪ Or... I'll stink
on your snoot! ♪

The spirit
sounds wimpy.

Come on, let's get a picture
of whatever this is.

[ Rattling]

[ Screams]

[ Banging]

[ Grunting]

Oh, no,
they're coming.

What do we do?!

Boy:
did you hear that?

Girl:
spirits?where is skrink?!

It figures

The first sign of trouble
and he runs away.

[ Ghostly moaning]

Mike?

[ Teeth chattering]

What was that?

I-i don't know.

[ Ghostly moaning]

What was that?

I don't know.

[ Teeth chattering]

Let's go down.

[ Titters nervously]

You're not scared, are you?

[ Ghastly wailing]

That doesn't sound
very friendly.

Come now,
it is not...

[ Ghastly wailing]

Both:
ghosts!

[ Wailing continues]

That was definitely, like,
something.

Um... Maybe we should
wait till morning?

[ Howling]

[ All screaming]

[ Loud cr*ck]

Oh, oh,
get me out of here!

[ Shrieking]

[ Thump]

[ Ghostly moaning resumes]

[ Eerie wailing]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Wailing]

Situation under control...

Partner.

You?

You did all that?

Sure.

It's what I do.

I tried to tell you.

[ Horrifying moaning]

[ Gnashing]

[ Wailing and metallic
cranking ]

[ Moaning with piano bashing]

Ooh!

Absolutely wonderful.

[ Monsters applaud]

Last night,
my dearest disappointments

One of our odiferous order

Had what I would call
a standout scare.

[ Clears throat]

Let me just say that

Oh, there comes a time
in each monster's life...

[ Snarling]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Squeaks]

I'm referring
to the skrink!

[ Gulps]

Please, mr. Skrink,
would you be kind enough

To grace the class

With a demonstration
of your talents?

[ Grunting]

Whoa!

[ Growling]

[ Screeches with delight]

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[ All whooping and hollering]

[ Wild cheering and applause]

Whoa! If I was a spirit,
I would totally hang out here.