03x15 - Clothes Encounters

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[Cheers and applause]

Wow! Thank you
very much.

Welcome to the show.

If you're thinking
that my name is kenan,

You'd be right!

[Cheers and applause]

Hey, if you're
thinking my name is kel,

You'd be right again.

[Cheers and applause]

Wow! Now tonight's
show is so full
of comedy,

You'll be falling
off the edge of
your seats.

W-wait a minute.
Falling off the edge
of your seat?

That sounds dangerous,
now!

Maybe we need to cut
a little comedy out.

Cut a little bit
of the comedy?

Kel, this is
a comedy show.

Without the comedy,
all we have is...

Show.

Well, why does it
have to be
a comedy show?

What kinda show
you want it to be?

How 'bout...
A fashion show?

[Music plays]

Announcer:
kel looks simply smashing
in this fetching ensemble

From dacon herman's
fall collection.

Wh-what the--

What--with the
voice, man?

What the--

[Music still plays]

Announcer: and look who's
ready for summer!

Kel's all the rage
in this one-piece,
poly-acrylic sun suit.

Hey, hey, hey!
That's enough, man!

Stop the music
and the poly-acrylic
and the struttin'
and the voice!

Announcer:
but I wasn't done yet!

Hey, boy.

Kenan, can I try on
some more outfits?

There'll be plenty
of time for trying
on outfits

In tonight's
episode.

Now come on...
Snazzy!

Kenan, what clothes?

Kenan, don'tcha like
my one-piece
poly-acrylic sunsuit?

Kenan! Awwww, here it goes!

Hello there,
mr. Candy!

My name is kenan,
and I'm gonna eat ya.

Heh heh heh heh!

Oh--wait a minute,
you crafty little--

Come back here--

Oh!

Kenan...

Kenan?

Hey!aah!

Hey,
how's it goin'?

Kenan, what were
you doing down
there?

Um, uh--cleaning.
Y-yeah.

But enough of
the small talk.
It's pay day!

Come on, gimme.

Gimme, gimme,
come on, please,
gimme!

Here ya go.

Thank you, thank you.
Ooh. Ah. Sweet, sweet money.

Keep me cool!

Oh, wait a minute.
I almost forgot.
You came in late
last tuesday.

But that wasn't
my fault--

Oh, and you broke
those jars of
pickles.

What jars of
pickles, man?

How can we forget
the whole lawnmower
incident?

Hey! That policeman
agreed that it was
that old lady's fault.

Oh, sorry.
Well, enjoy the rest
of your earnings.

Gee, thanks.

Pff.

Th--ha ha!

I still have
enough money to buy
my video game.

Hey, kenan,
what's happening?

Hey, kel.
Guess who's got
enough money to buy

Bone shredder
?

Michael jordan?

No, man.

Hey, michael jordan
has a lot of money.

I'm sure he could buy
a video game or two,
all right?

I was talking about me.

Hey, boys.hi, kenan, kel.

Hey, parents.
Whatcha all
doing here?

Oh, we just had
to pick up a few
things for the party
this afternoon.

Cheryl's throwin'
a baby shower.

Baby shower?

You're cleanin'
a baby?

No, kel.

The baby isn't born yet.

My friend hannah
is having a baby.

I'm throwing
a party for her,

And they just
call it a shower.

There will be
noisy women

At our house
all day.

Hah!

It takes women

All day to shower
one baby?

That must be
one filthy baby.

Kel, did you hear
anything they just
said?

Nope. Hey, can I
go to the party?
I wanna go.

Baby showers
are just for women.

Oh, that's fair.

Besides,
you and I gonna be
at the mall buyin'
bone shredder .

It's noon!
♪ Quittin' time! ♪

W-wait! Who's
gonna ring us up?

Oh. Hey, chris.
You got some
customers.

All right.
Y'all have fun
at the baby party.
Shower!

Don't forget the soap!

The soap?

For the shower!

We don't need--

Oowww!

Have a good time
at the party.

Whoa!

Oh, man,
look at that shirt!

Come on, man,
this isn't the video
game store.

I gotta see it!
I gotta see it!

Nice shirt, kel.
Let's go.

I have to--
hey, man!

Put your shirt
back on, man,

And stop wrestling
the dummy, man!

We came here
to buy bone shredder
,not to get
all nekked.

I just wanna try it on.

See if I can get this...

Oh! Wh-i can't get it off!

I can't--i can't breathe!

Hey, man!

Hold on! I gotcha!

[Gasps for air]

Aah!

Kel, I'm with ya!

I'm with ya, kel!
Hold yourself!
Hold yourself!

That's it.

I'm goin' down!

Stay still!

Ok...

Now let's go!

Wait, wait, wait.
There gotta be
a larger size
around here somewhere.

Hey, let's have
a look around.

Fine. Let's have
a look around.

Now let's go.

Well--oh!

Excuse me!

No, no, no,
excuse me.

[Giggles]

Um...can I help
you guys find
anything?

No, we were just
leavin'.

Now, now, now, kel.

Let's not be rude.

Maybe, uh, "pudy"
can help you find
that shirt you like.

It's rudy.

What's rudy?

My name.
I messed up my name
on my name tag,

And they wouldn't
let me do it over.

And they made ya
change your name
to pudy?!

Just on my nametag.

Aw, man! The nerve
of those jerks!
That makes me angry.
That makes me--

Ow!

[Whimpers]

So, were you looking
for something
in particular?

Oh ho, well, i...

Think I found what
I'm looking for.

Oh, stop it, really.
[Giggles]

What'd you find?

Well, you know...

What I'm lookin' for.

What'd you find?

Never mind!

Well, would you like
to see some of our
new gear?

Gear? Well,
I would love to!
Nothin' like gear.

What about
the video game
store?

It can wait.
Rudy...show me
your gear.

I know just
the thing for you.

All right!

Oh, these would
look great on you!

Uh--uh-oh!

Y-yeah, look at that...

They just came in
from taiwan.

They're made
out of rice paper
and bean st*lks.

Rice and beans!
Ha.

Sounds delicious.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

I don't get it.

Would you like
to try these on?

Uh, y-yes,
I would love to?

Oh! I think it
would look great
with this shirt!

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Come on,
let me show you to
the dressing room!

Hey, kenan.

What?

That rudy was
kinda cute, huh?

Oh, yeah.
She's fine!

I think she
likes me, too.
You saw her
checking me out.

Yeah, ha ha!
You should ask her out.

Naw, man, she
probably ask me out
first.

Yeah, she did look
pretty desperate.

Yeah. But I tell you
one thing...

If I do go out
with her, man,

I am not wearin'
these stupid,
ugly rice pants!

You know,
for somebody
that works in
a clothing store,

She sure has bad
taste in clothing!

Yeah.

She got bad taste
in perfume, too.

She smell like
a sweaty water buffalo.

Ha ha ha ha!

Excuse me.

Could you let me in
one of the dressing rooms?

Sure. [Yells]
my pleasure.

Um...rudy?

Yes?

You been out there
this whole time,
haven't you?

Yep-uh!

You pretty much
heard everything
we said, didn't ya?

Uh-huh!oh!

Hey, kenan, if you do
go out with pudy,

Make sure she does
something about her hair.

Kel! Shh!

That look like
she got a dead plant
on her head!

[Whimpers]

If you guys need
any help picking out
any stupid, ugly clothes,

I'll be in the store
watering my plant head!

Okay, thanks!

Oh, no, no,
wait now, rudy!

Rudy, hold on now!

We was just kiddin'!
Ha ha ha!

No, no, you don't
smell like a sweaty
water buffalo!

We was talkin' about
a whole different
rudy entirely!

[Rip]

Hey, kenan,
did ya hear that?

It sounded like
somebody ripped
their rice pants
and fell on the floor.

Yeah, kel,
that's exactly what
it sounded like.

[Knocking]

[Falsetto]
who is it?

Me!

Me who?

Me! Open the door
or I'm gonna hurt you!

Ooh, that's
a long name!

Open the door!

Hi, kenan.
Why'd you--

Kel, you gotta
do me a favor,
man.

Go out in the store
and get me another
pair of rice pants
just like these.

All right,
but it's gonna be
pretty hard

Trying to find
a pair of rice pants
with a big hole in 'em.

Forget about the hole.
Just get me a new
pair of pants!

I can't let rudy
see what I did.

What are you wearin'?

Hey, you like that,
there? Hey!

Dyno-mite!

No, but never mind
that, man.

Just get the pants.

All right.
I'm right on it.

Hey, I'll be
in my dressing room.

Oh, right.

Oh, man, it's locked!

[Screeches]
eeh!

Girl: hey,
I'm in here!

Oh, sorry.

Psst, kel!

Psst, kel, over here!

What?

Whatcha doin'?
You called me.

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

Kel!

Kel, psst!

What?!

Aw, kel, over here.

Huh?!

Behind ya!

Hold on
for a second, kenan.

How are you talkin'
with no head?

Hey, kenan,
how you doin', man?!

You were supposed
to be gettin' me
new clothes, remember?

Oh, yeah.
They didn't have
any more in your size.

Well, don't you think
you shoulda come
and told me?

Well, I was gonna,
but you were here,
and if I woulda went there,
I wouldn't be here.

What?

If I was there,
you was here, then
we--ah, never mind.
You wouldn't understand.

Understand this.
I got locked outta
the dressing rooms.

Ah ah ah ha ha ha!

I'm sorry.

Look, go find rudy
and have her unlock
my dressin' room.

Rudy?

Pudy!

Pudy. Oh, pudy!

Ooh! Ha ha!

That tickles now!
Watch yourself!

Watch--arr!

Aah!

The pants...bit me.

Hello!

Ok, this one's empty.

[Gasps]

Would you look at this?!

I'll never understand
why people just can't
take their clothes

And put it back
on the rack!

As if it's myjob
to sit up here

And have to clean up
after them!

Uh...thank you.

Well, people think
this is an easy job.

It is not an easy job.

Yes, thank you!well, it isn't!

Well, guess I'll
have to put these
back on the rack.

Pudy. Pudy!

Hey! Nice blazer!

Whoo! You do it, girl.
Go ahead, do a turn!

I'm pretty,
I'm pretty,
I'm pretty,
I'm pretty!

Kenan.

Your dressing
room's open.

Great. [Gasps]

Wh-what the--

Where are my clothes?

Where are my clothes?

Aah!

Oh! Um...

Wait a sec.
Hold it.

I can explain.

Ooooohhhhh!

And when I came
back in here,

He was trying on
my dress!

Are you in there?

Hello!

Well, I swear
he was in here
just a moment ago.

Sure he was.

I know what I saw!

Hey, hey, pudy,
can you open up
my dressing room?

Rudy!

No, my name
is kel. Ha.

Thank you.

Aw, you're so sweet.
Look at you!

All right.

Hold on!

I'm dressing!

Come on!

Open the door!

Wait a minute.

Oh, hey, kenan.

What's happenin'?

My clothes
are gone, man.
Somebody took 'em out
of the dressing room!

I bet you it was
that rudy girl!
My wallet was in there.

You want me
to go get 'em?

No. Let's just
sit here and wait
for my clothes to
magically reappear.

Kenan, that'll
never happen.

I mean, we don't
have a magic wand
or anything, and--

Please go find
my clothes!

See? Now that's
a better idea,
don'tcha think?

All right.

[Hums]

Huh?uh, kel?

Oh!

Ooh, everybody
just saw me!
You think
anybody saw me?

I can't take it.
I just can't take it.

Hey, kenan, I found
your clothe--ooh!

I found
your clothes.

All right, good.
Where are they?

They're hangin' up.

Why didn't you
bring--go get 'em!

All right!

Excuse me
do you know where
the dressing rooms are?

Yes.

Well...
Where are they?

Oh, right back there.
Sorry. No problem, man.
Take care.

Aw, that's great.
Help people out and stuff.

Hey! Lookin' snappy, man!

You really think so?

Oh, yeah, man.

I couldn't picture
those clothes
on anybody else.

Thanks.
Man, look at that.

You know,
I think I'll take 'em.

Really?
Go ahead, man!
Ha ha ha ha!

Whoo, man!

Hey, what's happening?

I don't see
the clothes!

Hands are empty!
Where are my clothes?

They're gone!

What do you mean,
gone?

Gone! You know,
it's an adjective.

It means lost,
carried away,
no longer there...

Derived from
the latin term--

I know what gone
means!

Where are my
clothes?

Goooooooonnne....

Nuh!

Come on!
We gotta find
my clothes.

I'm just gonna
wear 'em out, ok?

[Annoyed]
all right!

They were hangin'
over there on that wall.

Where could they be?
[Gasps]

The guy!
The guy's got on my clothes.
He bought my clothes!

I thought they
looked good on him.

But they're my clothes!

Hey, he's leavin'
with my clothes!

I'll get 'em!

Hey!

Uuuuooohhh!

Uh...
K-kel. Kel?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You forgot
to wear pants!

Ha, yeah.
Forgot to wear pants.

All right,
run along now, kiddies.

What a dummy!

There!

There, that's the boy!

That boy was
trying on my dress!

Huh? Uh--no, no,
wait, wait!

I--i can explain,
now.

See, what happened
was I accidentally
ripped the rice pants,

And my friend kel
was supposed to--
I don't like dresses.

Get him!

[Rip]

Oh, I'm nekked!

Oh, man!

Ooh, a hat!

Oh!

Whoo! Oh, man, I made it.

Ha ha ha ha--

Hey, kenan.
You're just in time
to shower the baby.

Why?!