03x21 - Poem Sweet Poem

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♪ Everybody out there

♪ Go run and tell

♪ Your homeboys and homegirls

♪ It's time for kenan & kel

♪ To keep you laughing

♪ In the afternoon

♪ So don't touch that dial

♪ Or leave the room

♪ 'Cause they always into
something that's fun ♪

♪ And you don't
wanna miss it ♪

♪ It's double k
like the good radius ♪

♪ Kenan & kel

♪ Or should I say kel & kenan

♪ And you gotta watch kenan

♪ 'Cause kenan be schemin'

♪ With a plan or a plot

♪ To make it to the top

♪ But they kinda in the middle

♪ 'Cause they always
gettin' caught ♪

♪ This ain't the hardy boys

♪ Or a nancy drew mystery

♪ It's just kenan & kel

♪ In your vicinity

♪ Like seigfried & roy

♪ Or abbot & costello

♪ Magic & kareem

♪ Or penn & teller

♪ Somebody's in trouble

♪ Aww, here it go

♪ On nick ni nick nick

♪ Ni nick nick nick

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Oh, you're
too kind.

Wow.

Welcome to

The kenan & kel
program.

This fine actor
standing next to me

Is kenan!

[Cheers and applause]

Wow. And my name
is kenan!

[Cheers and applause]

We got a great show
for you tonight.

Uh, kenan!

Y-you forgot to
introduce me.

No, I didn't.

Y-y-yeah, you did.

I--i'm positive!
Let's see it again.

[Inhale]

[Tape rewinding]

Whoo! Thank you!
Wow!

Thanks so much.

Thanks so much!

Yeah. Welcome to
the kenan & kel
program.

Ha ha. This fine
actor standing
next to me is kenan!

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you!

And...

My name is kenan.

[Cheers and applause]

There it is!
Right there!

See, you forgot
to introduce me
right there! See?

Oh! Well, you're
right, man.

Boys and girls,
kel!

[Cheers and applause]

Well, I'm sorry
about that, fella.

Naw, no problem.
It was just a mistake.

You know,
mistakes happen.

Yes, they do.
In fact, we gotta
deal with a lotta
mistakes

In tonight's episode.

We do?
We sure do!

Now, come on...

Kel.

Kenan, you know,
what kinda mistakes
are we gonna deal with?

Are they gonna hurt?

I don't like pain!
Kenan!

Awwww, here it goes !

Let's see.

Tomatoes are red.

[Under breath]
tomatoes are red.

Lettuce is blue!

Oh! No, that's awful!

Man, this is
so frustrating!

Oh!

This is so...
Frustrating.

Uh, kenan,
is there
something wrong?

I can't write
the stupid poem
for class!

The poem that's due
tomorrow morning?

I finished mine
last week.

You must be freaking out!
I'm glad I'm not you.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys,
kenan, kel.

Both: hey, philip,
alison.

What's up?

I just came to do
a little shopping...
With my schnookums.

Oh!

What are ya
lookin' at?

Philip,
why don't you
stay here

And talk to kenan
and kel,

And I'll go get
the yogurt!

I'll miss you, too.i'll miss you.

I'll miss youmore!no, I'll
miss you more.

Just get the yogurt!

That's a great
girl, huh?

Yeah, man,
she's the greatest.

So how long
you and alison
been goin' out?

, Hours.

That's right.
We just had our
-month anniversary.

We got each other
these rings.

When you put 'em
together...

They form a heart
that says...

Both: "together...

Forever."

Wow!

I can't tell you
how much I missed you

When you went to go
get that yogurt.

Please don't
tell her.

This much!

Yeeech!
He told her.
He told her!

Hey, did you guys
finish writing your
poems yet?

No!

Touchy subject.

Oh...

We'll see you guys
in class, ok?

All right.all right.

Awww!

Later kenan,

Kel.

Hey, have you
finished your poem yet?

Here! Here, charla!

Here's all my poem!

You see 'em?
You see the stupid poetry?

Look at 'em, charla!
Look at 'em real close!

Look at this!

I'm creatin'
more poetry!

Look at me.
I'm a man pouring
orange soda on paper.

So, you haven't
finished your poem.

Nah, charla,
not yet.

Now, I know I can do this.

I mean, i--
well, wecan write
a poem, man!

sh**t!

All I need is some
inspiration.

Yeah, ok.

What means something to me?

Oh! Ohh!

My vision...

Of love.

Boy, you done gone
and found something!

When I'm feelin' rainy...

Inside...

You are the...

Umbrella

That keeps my heart
from gettin' wet.

Ha ha!

You...

Are the air
in my balloon.

You...

Are the escalator

In my mall of love!
Ha ha!

You...

Are my...angel...

And you...

Are my...

Charla?

Tick! To-oock...

Tick! To-oock...

Tick! To-oock...

Tick! To-oock!

I am...

The clooock!

He's the cuckoo
clooock!

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Tick! To-oock!

Tick!

Thank you!

The death of time,
by marc graham.

The clock is dead.

The clock is dead!

See, it said tick,

But it didn't say
tock!

Ahh! Man, that's deep!
That's realdeep!

See, that's poem stuff!
That's poem stuff!

Thank you, marc.

Ooh! Ooh!
Me next! Me next!

Please, mr. Chetney!

Please let me read
my poem!

Call kel! Call kel!

Ok...

Kel.

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahem.

Who loveth
orange sodeth?

Kel loveth orange sodeth.

Is it trueth?

Mm-hmmeth.

I doeth, I doeth,

I do-ooh-ooh-eth!

Thank you, kel.

Hey, is that
your poem?

Uh--uh--uh, well,
no, actually,

What it is is--

It's not that hard
a question.

Kenan, how would you
like to read
your poem?

Well, uh, the thing
about the poem
is that...

I didn't realize
we were gonna have
to read it in front
of everybody.

[Bell rings]

Oh, darn!
There's the bell!

Drats! I really
wanted to read
my poem.

Tch! Oh, I'm so angry!

Err! Err! Err!

Calm down, kenan.

You can read your poem
first thing monday morning.

Ok.

Is this your poem?

Uh--uh--
no, I never seen that.

Well, why was it
on your desk?

Because.

"When I'm feeling
rainy inside,

You are the umbrella."

Ah ha! Man,
this stuff is sappy.

Who wrote this junk?

Um...philip.
Yeah. Yeah.

Philip wrote
the poem. Ha ha.

Dumb, sappy
love poem.

Come on, charla.

Let's leave
the classroom
immediately.

But, kenan, i--

Child,
we got to go!

Hey, kel.

I just forgot the flower
that philip gave me.

Aw, ain't that
sickening?

Oh, oh, wait a minute.

Speaking of philip...
He left this for ya.

Philip wrote this?

Yeah, yeah,
you can tell
he wrote it.

It's all dumb
and lovey.

"My vision of love."

Oh, that's so sweet.

"You are the air
in my balloon.

"You are my angel.

"You are my...

Charla"?

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

Huh. Poem wasn't
that bad.

Hey, philip.
Hey, phil.

She dumped me.

Huh?

Alison. She just...
Broke up with me.

Really?

Everything was
goin' great, guys,

And out of the blue,
she says she never
wants to see me again.

She...took...my ring!

Oh, that's awful!

Not the ring!

When I asked her why
she was breaking up
with me,

All she could say was,
I think you know!

Nooo!
Well, do you know?

You and alison were
so perfect together.

I can't believe
you will ever find
another girl like alison.

Alison was a very nice
person, that alison!

I can't believe you two
just broke it up like--

Oh, alison!

Why?!

Alison, why?!

Aaaaaahhhhhh!

Philip!

Aw!

What you doin'?

Poor guy.

Man, they were such
a good couple, too.

I mean, they had
so much in common.

They even run out
the room cryin'
the same way.

They run out
the room cryin'
the same way?

Yeah, she did
the same thing
after she read philip's
sappy love poem. Sheesh!

What did you say?

I said, sheesh!

No, no, man.

The sentence
before that.

Oh, I said she did
the same thing after
she read philip's
sappy love poem--

The one you left
on your desk.

How did she get
that poem?

I gave it to her.

We gotta do something,
don't you think?
We gotta get them
back together!

Why do we have to
do something?

Because, it's--
we just do, all right?

I'll write alison
another love poem.

How's that gonna help?

She'll think
it's from philip,
man, and when
she reads it,

She'll be so touched
that she'll have to
take him back.

Oh. Cool.

A-ahem.

Uh-huh.

Ahem.

My dearest alison,

Put your ring...

On my lonely finger.

Don't...
Let our love...

Binger, singer,
dinger...

Linger!

Linger!

Together forever...

Yeah.

Forever together.

Ooh! Ooh!
Put something in there
about orange soda.

No, dippy.

Oh, alison!

Oh, I like
that one.

Words cannot
describe how I feel,

So I guess I have to
end this poem now.

Your one and only love.

Put this in
alison's locker, man.

All right, man.
I'm right on it.

Kel.

What?

You forgot the poem.

Oh!

I'm right on it.

Aah!

"Alison...
Love you, alison...

Alison,
together forever."

Aah!

Alison!

What--what are--

What are you doin'
here after school
and stuff?

What did you just
put in my locker?

In your locker?
That's what they
call this thing?

That's what they
call it, a locker?
I didn't even know that.
Look at that.

Wow! What's that!

I'm gonna go now.
Mama's callin' me.
Mama's in the pinto.

Wait, kel!
Kel, this is beautiful!

"I want your ring
on my lonely finger"?

Did youwrite this?

Eew, come on, now.
I didn't write
that junk.

Kenan wrote it.
[Gasps]

Kenan wrote it?

Naw, kenan didn't
write it.

See who--who wrote it
was--what I was tryin'
to say was--

What I really--
listen--

Oh!

Oh, kenan!

Did you put that
poem in alison's
locker?

Uh, y-yeah,
you know what?
I did.

Uh--[gags]

Thirsty!

I'm gonna get
something to eat,

Then I'll come back,
and we'll talk about
something else.
All right?

Yeah, something different.

Somethin' else!if you say so.

[Doorbell rings]

A-alison?

What are you
doing here?

Huh?
I just had to
come over.

I didn't want to
let our love linger.

I came here to put
my ring on your
lonely finger.

Oh, hey, I don't
think you should
be do--

Shh!

Don't spoil
this moment!

Good-bye,
my dearest kenan.

Did I miss anything?

You told alison
I wrote that poem!

No, I didn't!

Oh, yeah,
maybe I did.

Oh, man!

Why?!

Now you got her
comin' over here,

Puttin' rings
on my finger,
all in love,

Carryin' on.

Oh, man,
the ring is stuck!

Huh? Really?
Let me help you
get it off.

First of all--ahem--

The ring is on
thishand!

And second of all,
that hurt!

Now come on, man.
Help me think of something!

All right.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking. Oh!

Pliers!

Pliers? I don't know
about pliers, man.

That seem like
it's a lot more painful
than pullin' on a--

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Ow! Ow! Ow, my--

Did it work?

Oh, man, this ring
is never gonna
come off.

Oh, man,
this ring hurts!

See, what you
gotta do is,
once the swellin'
goes down,

You just put
some soap on it,
and it'll come off
real easy.

Well, if you knew that,
then why'd you do
the thing with
the pliers, man?

Hey, philip.

She still won't
take me back.

I think she's
in love with
another guy.

Oh, wearin' an apron
with no pockets!

Huh?

Di-did I say that
out loud? Ha ha.

Told me she
gave my ring to
another guy!

Come on,
that's awful!

It's only been
days, and she
already has
another boyfriend!

Where are
the lima beans?

Oh, they're right
over there.

Hey, look, philip,
look, look...

If you ask me,
I think this other guy

Musta been movin' in
on your girl while you
were still datin' her.

No, i--

Do you know what?
You're right!

I'm gonna find
this guy wearing
my ring,

And I'm gonna--

I'm gonna--

Do you need some
help back there?

Uh, n-no.
No, thanks.

Thanks for
listening to me,
guys.

I really
appreciate it.

Glad I could be
there for you, phil!

Uh...sure.

♪ No no...

[Snores]

♪ Yes yes...

♪ Yes no no

[Snores]

♪ Yes yes...

: In the morning?
Oh!

Ah!

Hey, kenan, this is
some alarm clock you got.

Mine at home just buzzes.

Yours, like...
Hurts you awake.

That wasn't
the alarm.

Oh, never mind,
man.

I can't sleep.

Sure, you can.
I've seen you sleep.

I mean now--tonight!

Oh!

Come on, man.
We going over
alison's house

And straightening
this whole mess out.

No, kenan,
but it's sleepy time!

Come on!
You carrying
the ladder.

[No sound]

Alison! Oh!

Kenan!

What are you
doing here?

Oh, I'm so glad
you're awake.

Shh! Be quiet!
My parents are
sleeping!

It's almost
: in the morning!

I would have
gotten here earlier,
but kel made me
stop in the park.

He said they got
this new see-saw
down there...
Never mind.

I really need
to talk to you.

What is it...
Darling?

It's about
the darling.

Kenan--

Kel, I thought
I told you to
wait down there.

Now get outta
here.

All right.

You know that poem
that you found

That you thought
that philip wrote
to charla?

Well, it's really
from...kel.

So...

Philip didn't
write that poem?

Tch. No. You see,

Kel has a crush
on charla,

And he didn't want
anybody to know.

So I broke up
with philip
for nothing?!

Yeah, pretty much.

[Grunting]

Kenan...

Kel, I thought
I told you to
stay away.

All right.

But I thought
you might wanna know
philip's coming.

Thanks.

So anyway,
what you need to do
is go back--

Yes!
Did he say
philip's coming?

Kel, get up here!

Oh! Oh! Wait a minute--

If he catches you here,
then my life is ruined!

I--i got it!

Come on!

Come on!

Oh!

Ow!

Shh!
Shh! Shh!

Put it in the bed!

Hurry! Hide!

Hide!

Alison...

Oh, oh, oh, alison!

I came here
to get you back.

I gotta know
who this other guy is!

There is
no other guy!

Oh, alison,
I haven't even
been able to
sleep since--

Why is there
a ladder in your bed?

I...don't know!

Dad: alison,
what's going on
up there?

Oh, no, my dad!

I'll hide
in the closet!

K-kenan?!

What's the dilly,
philly?

Alison has some
nice clothes,
doesn't she?

Ha...ha...

Is this my ring?

What in the world
is goin' on in here?

Alison?

Uh...i--

Philip?!

Um...good evening,
sir.

Uh,
good evening.

I'm kenan rockmore,

Nice to meet you bo--
I'm gonna be leavin' now.

Now wait
just a minute--

Shh! You'll wake
the ladder.

Uh--uh--uh...

Hey, everybody!

Um--um--

I'm a big toy,
a-and I'm upset,

'Cause she doesn't
play with me anymore!

I'm goin' to
timmy's house!

Aah!