03x20 - Az Yet

[bunniefuu]

So what you're saying is

That stockings can be used as stocking caps?

Oh! Hey, hey!

Is anybody else hungry?

Everyone: yeah!

Need food.

Let's go out to eat.

Minutes. Show starts in minutes.

You can't go out to eat!

Aw!

Awful!

Hey, guys! Want me to make some popcorn?

Yeah.

O.k.

Amanda? Um...

That's a lot of popcorn on the floor.

You guys said you were hungry.

Uh--amanda, that's enough popcorn!

I know what I'm doing.

Now, I just turn it on...

Nice going, amanda.

We told you you used too much.

Well, so? What's so bad about a room full of popcorn?

[Music from jaws]

You guys see what I see?

I see it.

What is it?

Popcorn shark!

Aaahhhh!

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

It's time for...

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Gee, thanks for letting me

Come to the bank with you, penny.

You're welcome, mark.

I can't wait to open my new account

And get my free toaster.

I know what you mean.

Hey, penny, I bet that out of

The millions of pennies in this bank,

None of them are as pretty or as shiny as you.

Well, if it isn't mark kent

And pretty little penny lane.

Oh gee, penny,

None of the other pennies in the bank

Are as pretty or shiny as you are.

Excuse me, but we're cutting in front of you!

Penny: hey!

Go right ahead.

Now, you're behind us.

Which is unfair to you.

Listen, you weenies!

You'd better leave us alone,

Or else mark is gonna do something about it!

Hey, look, penny, these pens are chained to the desk.

What's mark gonna do about it?

I say we bully him good!

Yeah!

You're not gonna put him on that cart of money

And throw him into that safe, are you?

That's a great idea.

Gee, thanks, penny.

Let's do it!

Hey!

We showed him, huh? Yeah.

We good bullies.

That's what I'm...

[Banging sound]

Boy, this is one thick safe.

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

You couldn't be more wrong!

It's superdude!

That's right.

I'm superdude.

The teenage super hero

With the snazzy tight-fitting costume.

Uh-oh!

All right. I can run a marathon

Without stretching and warming up first.

I can cross the street without looking both ways.

And I can also break through

A big metal safe like that one...

Eventually!

I also enjoy playing house and clipping coupons

And frolicking through flowers in meadows.

Let's get outta here!

Superdude, they're getting away!

Don't forget your change!

I'll just deposit these goofs outside.

Let's hear it for superdude!

Yay!

Nobody move! This is a hold up!

Oh, no! No!

Superdude?

That's right, I'm superdude!

Now give me all the money,

Or I'll use my super powers to harm you!

Those bullies won't be bothering anyone anymore.

Hey, who are you?

I'm uh...

Superdude!

Excuse me?

Quick, grab the impostor!

What's going on?

Oh, no!

Now we can't tell which one is the real superdude!

I'm totally confused.

Talk about conflict!

Which one is the good superdude,

And which one is the bank robbing evil twin?

You're kidding, right?

I'm the real superdude!

He's the impostor.

I'm the real one.

I can't tell which is which.

What are we gonna do?

What is wrong with you people?

Look at us.

He's evil, I tell ya. Evil, evil.

Look, I'll prove to you that I'm the real superdude.

There.

Now do you believe me?

He is the real superdude.

Wait, wait. Watch this.

That one's got super strength, too.

What?

That ain't super.

Oh, for heaven's sake, look.

This is not the real superdude.

She's a little girl.

I've got an idea.

Superdude is lactose intolerant.

You ain't got to go there.

Lactose intolerant. What's that?

Lactose intolerant means that superdude

Can't have dairy products,

Such as cheese, whipped cream,

And especially, milk!

The sweaty woman's right.

Does anybody have a pitcher of milk?

I do!

Here's how we'll tell them both apart.

I'll pour this milk on both of them,

And then the real superdude

Will be horribly damaged!

I don't think that's such a good idea.

Ahhhh!

A-e-i-o-u!

She's the impostor!

The sweaty woman's right!

I'm on a roll!

But it's too late!

Now with superdude out of the way,

I'm free to take all the money!

Then I'll pose as superdude

And commit crimes all over the world!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, somebody help superdude.

I've got a blow dryer.

Almost forgot my free toaster.

Bye-bye, suckers.

Ha ha ha ha!

Hold it!

You evil, bank robbing impostor!

You're not going anywhere.

What happened?

I stopped you by using my super magnetic force field

From my super butt.

You should have let go of the toaster,

But you had to be greedy, didn't you?

Ah-ha! Officers, arrest this bank robbing person.

It's my evil twin.

Wow. We were just here to open new accounts

And get free toasters.

Thanks a lot, superdude.

Wow. You really look identical.

I'll be back, superdude!

I guess evil superdude picked the wrong day to rob a bank.

You are correct.

What can I say?

You twin some and you lose some.

I don't get it.

Ha ha ha ha!

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

It's not nice to pick up a computer,

Slam in onto someone's head and say,

"Oh, sorry. I was just trying to format your brain."

It's good to wish upon a star.

It's weird to wish upon a pimple.

On halloween, it's fun to go to people's doors

And say, "trick or treat."

On groundhog's day,

It's fun to go up to people's doors and say,

"It's groundhog's day!

Now let me look between your toes!"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Live from yorba linda, california,

It's time for a game show.

It's called...

Family vs. Family!

And here's your host,

Toot toot leary!

Thank you!

Hello, everyone,

And welcome to family vs. Family,

Where families go head to head

And toe to toe in fierce competition

For cash and prizes.

O.k., Let's meet our families!

First, we'll say hello to our defending champions.

All the way from mar vista, california,

Let's say hello to the kopelows!

Hello, kopelows.

Sanford, marlene, greg, eva, and kevin!

And now let's meet our challengers.

All the way from leadwater, missouri,

Please welcome the maroons!

Grover, fern, emily, chuck, and lump.

Jupiter!

O.k. Easy, lump.

Jupiter.

Oh, very good.

Now, we already met the kopelows on our last show,

So let's now meet the maroons.

All right.

What are you doing?

Hi!

We surprise you.

Jupiter!

All right.

Uh--grover, why don't you tell us about yourself?

I'm grover, I'm grover!

Iiii-m grover!

All right. Fern?

Ahh!

Emily?

Now, that's an unusual name for a boy.

Don't you think?

Moving on, we have chuck.

Now, chuck...

b*at me off the show.

Well, it looks like chuck's microphone is defective.

Let's get her a new microphone, o.k.? O.k.

Now, your name is lump.

And lump, I understand...

Jupiter!

O.k., Let's get to the rules.

[Bell rings]

Uh--yes, grover?

What are the rules?

I was in the middle of telling you all the rules.

[Bell rings]

Yes, emily?

That's great.

Could we get on with the game, please?

Oh, yes, sure.

Now the rules are,

I ask some questions and you guys answer them.

Whoever has the most points, wins!

Ahhhh!

Stop!

Quit the screaming.

Now, our categories are...

Movies.

Famous forks.

Trousers.

And things that go "moo."

Maroons, let's see if you can b*at your opponents.

That's it!

We don't wanna play with you maroons anymore!

No prize is worth this!

We quit!

Don't--don't quit.

Sanford, take control of your family.

Marlene. Oh, eva.

Well, I know it's weird,

But it looks like our winners are

The maroons.

No, no, you guys are the winners.

Time for the lightning round,

Where one of those maroons

Gets to compete for $,.

Now, which one of you will compete?

Jupiter!

O.k., Lump, come on down here next to me, son.

All right. Hey, hey, hey!

Jupiter!

Jupiter!

Jupiter!

Jupiter!

O.k., Lump, I'm gonna ask you some questions,

And the only thing you have to do to win $,

Is get one correct!

Who are you waving at?

Jupiter.

O.k.

Let's have seconds on the clock, please.

[Bell rings]

All right. Ready?

Jupiter.

Name the first president of the united states.

Jupiter!

[Buzzer]

Wrong. What's plus ?

Jupiter!

Wrong. Name a fruit used mostly in apple pie.

Jupiter!

Wrong!

How many items in a dozen?

Jupiter!

Wrong!

What's the opposite of hot?

Jupiter!

Wrong.

One last question.

Name the fifth planet from the sun.

It starts with a "j",

And it rhymes with mupiter.

[Buzzer]

Time's up!

The correct answer was...

Jupiter!

It's too late.

You guys lost. I'm sorry.

Join us next time for family vs. Family.

Thank you very much.

♪ This is all that ♪

Where's miss fingerly?

She had to go to the dentist.

The dentist?

Yeah, I hear she has to have teeth pulled

From the back of her mouth.

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Nah. I had a tooth pulled once.

They give you lots of novocain,

So you don't feel anything.

Yeah but, doesn't your face get all numb?

[Speech impaired from numbness]

[Speech garbled] goo morni, class.

Do oo have our homework?

[Speech garbled]

Hee hee hee!

All right.

Now, if you all...

[Garbled]

Are you asking us to take out our textbooks?

Me?

I don't--i don't...

The what?

The subject! Point to the subject!

I think the subject in the sentence is um...

"Lummaga?"

No!

What?

[Crash!]

Aahhh!

Oh!

Oh!

What is she saying?

I think she's saying...

Class dismissed.

Yeah, that's what she's saying.

Hey, clavis! Wake up. Stay tuned

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!