04x11 - Kirk Franklin & God's Property

[bunniefuu]

Any more fish?

Nope. That was the last one.

Now what do you wanna do?

Let's go get ready for the show.

[Raspy voice] hey, guys.

Hey, danny.

My throat...

I can't talk.

What's wrong with you?

I think it's his throat.

Better take a look. Flashlight.

O.k. I'll just pull one out of my pocket.

Open!

[Groans] ugh!

Eew! Eew!

Danny, man,

Your tonsils are awful!

Those things are gonna have to come out.

I'll make an appointment for next week.

Those tonsils can't wait till next week.

Nope. I'm gonna have to take 'em out now.

Chair.

Hey...what's, uh, with the chair?

Amanda's taking danny's tonsils out.

Excellent!

Sit him down.

Anesthesia.

We don't have any anesthesia.

Fine. Then...lamp.

Lamp.

Guys...i don't think this is such--

O.k., You bad tonsils.

Out you go!

Come on, amanda.

You can do it.

Dig in. Come on.

This is easy.

[Crunching]

Got something, guys. I feel it. I feel it.

Ah!

Tch!

Hey, that's his sandwich.

Yeah. He must've had it for lunch.

I'll take it.

I'm goin' back in!

[Squish, crunch]

I feel something furry!

What could that be?

There's my dog!

Hey, puddles!

I'll get those tonsils

If it's the last thing I do!

Come on, amanda.

[Squish, creak]

Feel something, guys.

[Thump-thump, thump-thump] oh, no!

Oh, you yanked out his heart.

Aw!aw!

I'd better put it back in.

Yeah.

Hey, you guys,

I think I feel his tonsils!

Quick, grab me and pull!

O.k. ...

......

Pull!

Got 'em.

Wow. Good job, kid.

My plezh.

Let's go do the show!

O.k.!

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Hello!

Hello!

[Feedback]

Hey! Oy!

You trying to break my ears?

Would you fix the thing?

O.k. I...

[Screams] bernie kibbit...

Would like to velcome you

To our th high school reunion.

[Screaming] I'm gonna go change my pants!

Eh.

♪ Would you take me out dancing? ♪

♪ Would you take me out dancing? ♪

♪ Would you take me out dancing? ♪

♪ Would you, dear? ♪

Hey!

Look!

Clavis, it's our old classmates.

Yes, yes, yes.

Our th high school reunion.

It is so nice to see all the people that we hated

Years ago!

Mavis!

Clavis!

Hey, remember me?

Hey, look, mavis!

It's our old classmate, bernie kibble.

Kibbit!!

Oh, yeah!

I remember!

Hey, bernie,

Where's the $. You owe me?

That's right!

I remember that, mavis!

You loaned him $. So he could buy a tuna fish sandwich.

Mm-hmm. I love that tuna fish!

Where my money?

Hey, hey, you!

I paid you that $.

Vay, vay, vay back in

At our th year reunion.

Ooh, you meshugena!

Ooh! Ooh!

Them fightin' words! Them fightin' words!

Made me squeeze my teeth!

I'm gonna get my money. Hold him, clavis!

Yeah! Yeah!

Hey! Quit it!

Yeah!

Yeah! Got the wallet!

Driver's license. A hundred.

There you go.

I got my money. With interest.

Now who's the meshcugila?

Uh! I'm tellin' the principal!

I feel so violated!

I feel young again.

Hey, look!

It's our old english teacher, miss fingerly.

Mavis, clavis!

How have you been for the last years?

Gassy.

Yeah, you know. Same ol' strangers dippin' the yo-yo.

How clever!

Hey, uh, miss fingerly,

You sure lookin' scrumptious tonight.

Yeah!

How do you stay lookin' so young?

Words--

Chicken juice!

Shh!

I know. I know.

Hey, hey, hey!

Well, clavis, she say lickin' moose.

She say nothing about lickin' the moose.

She said chicken juice.

Oh.

Yeah.

Hey, clavis, look.

It's our old history teacher,

Mr. C...alhoun.

Ooh!

Mmm! Calhoun!

All right, mr. Calhoun.

Yes.

Hey, mr. Calhoun?

How you doin'?

Huh?

Teacher?

Huh?

Look like you shrunk a good feet.

Huh?

It was nice talkin' to you.

Yeah.

Clavis!

What?

What? Clavis.

Look over there.

Both: it's charla something!

That's the most beautiful girl in our entire high school.

I know that's right. I know that's right.

Oh, wait a minute, mavis. Let's not forget.

Let's not forget. That is the woman that almost destroyed our friendship.

Oh, yeah.

I remember, c-clavis.

I remember.

Hey, clavis,

Clavis.

Man, look at charla.

Yes, sir!

Oh! How I would like to dance with her!

Hey, you will do no such thing, mavis.

I'm gonna ask her to dance.

Um...hey, charla.

Um, could I have the pleasure of dancing with yourself?

Why, certainly, clavis.

Oh, yes.

Sorry, fella.

I'm cuttin' in.

Charla?

Why...mavis!

Hey, hey, hey!

I was dancing with her first!

That's a lie!

Oh, yeah? Put up your dukes.

Dukes? Dukes?

I only needed one duke to harm you!

Mavis, clavis, boys!

You two are best friends!

You'll probably be best friends for another years!

Don't fight.

O.k.

I'm sorry, clavis.

I'm sorry, mavis.

Both: oh!

[Talking together]

Oh, man, that's it, man!

We're two old and crazy guys, aren't we, clavis?

That's the truth.

Can you believe our friendship almost ended

Over years ago?

Over a woman.

We were young and stupid back then!

Mm-hmm. That's a fact. F-a...uh...fact.

Mavis, clavis.

♪ Charla ♪ ♪ charla ♪

Either of you boys wanna dance?

Well, I wouldn't mind--

That's right. I wouldn't--

Oh! Oh!

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And now, channel b presents,

What-everrr

With gina and jessica.

Like, hello!

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And, like, my name is jessica.

And, like, welcome to what-everr with gina...

And jessica!

O.k.? O.k.?

O.k.? O.k.?

O.k.! O.k.!

O.k. Now we're gonna start off this week's show

With a new special feature we call...

And this week's, like, ultimate loser

Is, like, a boy from our school.

Jeffrey boomen.

Eew!

Like, tell him what he did!

I'm gonna.

O.k. So jessica and I were at the galleria, like, last saturday.

We were buying hair scrunchies!

True story! So we got hungry,

Headed over to the food cart!

Oh, I wanted to get this skinless chicken breast

At the chi-chi-garuuu!

I mean, like how good is the skinless chicken breast?

I could di-eeee!

But don't.

I won't!

Good.

So anyways, we're, like, chowing down,

And jeffrey boomen comes walking in with who?

Both: his motherrrrr!

Like, I was embarrassed

For him!

I almost gagged on my skinless chicken bre-aaaast!

So for showing up at the galleria with...

Both: his motherrrrr....

We vote this boy...

Jeffrey boomen...

Loser!

O.k.! We're, like, done!

Ya. Like, goooo!

Shoo!

Scat!

O.k. Next, we're gonna do something

That's so, so cool...

So cooool!

We're gonna show you how to...

[Screaming and cheering]

But not just any cookies.

Nooooo!

We're gonna show you how to make cookies in the shape of...

Leonardo dicapriooooo!

...ooooah!

[Sniff]

[Sniff sniff]

Should we?

Hurry!

Like, how good is, like, that?

It tastes, like...

Dicapriolicious!

O.k.?

O.k.?

O.k.? O.k.?

O.k.! O.k.!

Now here's how you make these cookies.

Look, cookie ingredients!

See, you got, like, your sugar,

Your flour, like, your vanilla,

And--

Like, where's the butter?

Oh!

Who snatched the butterrrr?

Like, we can't make cookies without the butter!

I know!

Bring us, like, some butter!

[Talking excitedly]

[Audience] whoo!

Here's your butter.

Eeeeah!

[Screaming]

Babe alert!

Babe alert! Babe alert!

We'll show you the cookies, like, next week.

Yeah, but now we gotta go!

What-everrr!

[Screaming]

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Wait a minute, man.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

What are you gonna do now?

Now you're gonna be questioned.

All right. Well, who gonna question me?

I'm detective dan.

Detective dan, uh...

What were you doin' in the cabinet?

I was using the rest room.

Excuse me.

And who's this woman?

Um...it's a man.

Aha!

Help me!

I'll help you, ma'am!

I'll just look in this filing cabinet.

[Falling down stairs]

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

She left.

Officer, tell me about this avocado.

It's a man!

[Sarcastically] why...thank you!

Anyway, man, I was at the bank earlier this evening,

And I caught this bandit red-handed.

He had broken into the vault and was stealing all this money.

I see.

I'd better tickle him!

Hey--hey, man!

Hey, what you doing?

Detective dan?

Are you sure you shouldn't be questioning him

Instead of tickling him?

You know, it seems crazy,

But that just might work!

O.k., Man.

Did you rob the bank?

No.

All right, then. Sorry to bother you.

What?! You are free to go.

Hey, hold it right there!

Yeah?

Seems that you've dropped all your money.

Ah ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Thanks, man!

Oh, yeah! You real cool with me, man.

You cool with me! Ha ha ha!

You're gonna let him get away like that? Uh-uh!

Wait! Wait! Hold it!

Sit down right there, snack pants.

What is it?

And where were you this evening?

I was at the bank.

Uh-huh. The bank.

And the bank was robbed, wasn't it?

Yeah.

I see! Boys! I knew it! Cuff this criminal!

He robbed the bank!

Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, man!

I didn't rob no bank.

Oh, yeah? Then who did?

The guy you just let outta here!

Aha!

That's a lie!

I know it's a lie, because I just asked that guy if he did,

And he said he didn't.

b*at him and lock him up.

Do it!but, sir--

Ow!

Ow! Gentle! Ow!

Detective dan,

There's a robbery at schneider's jewelry store...

[Sobbing] and the robbers have taken hostages!

Wait! Hold it right there.

I'll handle this.

Hello, pizza shack?

I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis.

I'm detective dan!

[Sobbing voice] detective dan,

Shouldn't we stop the robbery at the jewelry store?

No! It's way too cold in here.

I think I'll take off my pants.

There. That's better.

But you said you were gonna take off your pants.

You know, don't mind if I do.

Hey, uh, pizza delivery for, uh, detective dan.

Everybody, look out!

Hi-yah!

b*mb!

Whew!

That was a close one!

Man, what's wrong with you?

That was a pizza!

Hey, watch your mouth!

Boys, b*at him and lock him up!

Hey, somebody just threw a pizza out the window,

And it hit me in the head!

That little girl stole my pizza! Get her, boys!

A pizza was thrown at me! I didn't do anything!

I'm hurt!

Emergency!

Emergency!

Emergency!

Hi. How are you?

Oh, no.

[Thud thump thump thud thud]

I'm detective dan.

Vis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!