04x19 - Kobe Bryant/Ice Cube

[bunniefuu]

Ahh, work it.

Oh, that's great. Oh, yes.

Excellent.

Keep the change.

Amanda? Amanda?

What's wrong?

I can't find amanda.

What do you mean, you can't find amanda?

I mean that everybody's looking for her,

And she's nowhere to be found.

All right, no need to bite your lower lip.

We'll find amanda.

How?

Danny!

What?

Amanda's missing. You've got to find her.

How is danny going to help us find amanda?

Daniel can't even tie his own shoe.

Hey, I'm learning.

Look, danny just happens to have

A freakishly powerful sense of smell.

[Sniff sniff]

You got that right.

No. She means I can sniff out anything.

Like a dog can.

All right, well, just find amanda.

Well, first I need to get her scent,

So I need to sniff a piece of her clothing.

Josh: well...

I have one of amanda's socks.

Danny: perfect.

[Sniff]

Got it.

All right, find amanda. Go, danny!

Lori beth: go tamberelli. That's a good tamberelli.

Find amanda.

Ruff! Ruff!

Uh, why is he barking at josh?

I don't know.

Danny, heel.

Here's a good dog.

Josh?

Open your mouth.

Hello?

Amanda?

Hey, guys.

Amanda, we've been looking all over for you.

You come out of josh's mouth right now.

No way. It's all warm and comfortable in here.

And besides, I'm taking this opportunity

To fill a few of josh's cavities.

[Drill whirs]

Right. Well, uh...have fun.

Ew. See you.

[Drill whirs]

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Captain's log, stardate .

We have a terrible situation.

Our ship's air conditioner is broken,

And we're always really hot!

We are so hot.

Officer ulcer!

Would you please hurry up

And fix the air conditioner?

We need it. Come on, please.

[Scottish accent] quit screaming at me,

Or I'll give you something to scream about!

Calm down, my scottish friend.

I'm not scottish. I'm japanese.

But you have a scottish accent.

I know! It's been freaking me out for years.

♪ Singo's feeling really hot ♪

♪ Cool and happy I am not ♪

All right, I think I've got this darned air conditioner fixed.

I'll just turn it on here.

There. Oh.

Ahh...

Cool air!

Wait a minute.

All right. I'll set it on low.

Thank you, officer ulcer.

Now let's--

[expl*si*n]

Whoa!

I got it!

What happened?

Captain, captain, we've been hit!

Signal saying we're in deep...

Trouble.

Captain, it seems we've taken

A direct torpedo hit.

Aw! I hate being hit by torpedoes.

Captain, I'm receiving a transmission

From the alien ship that att*cked us.

On screen.

Say please.

Please.

Because you know just because

An alien is trying to k*ll us

Doesn't mean you got to get disrespectful.

I said "please."

You could have realized that I'm just a lowly commissioned person and--

[Babbles]

All right.

Captain: who are you?

I am felkro.

And I am angry, see?

All right, felkro. Why have you att*cked us?

I have issues.

Oh. Ok...

But will you please not att*ck us again?

Oh, sure. You're all polite to him.

[Babbles]

Quit that!

Felkro: tell you what...

I won't destroy you if you do two things.

Ok, felkro.

What two things must we do to save ourselves?

First, I want you all to...

Give me your pants!

♪ Now I might sing

♪ And I might dance

♪ But I'm not giving that man my pants ♪

Me, neither. I'm japanese.

Look, felkro, there is no way

We're giving you our pants.

You have forced me to remove my fist

And shake it in anger at you.

Now, give me your pants or be destroyed.

Oh, all right. People, give him your pants.

That ain't right. That ain't even right.

That ain't right.

Mmm! Cold! I'm freezing!

Freezing!

There you go.

All right.

Energizer, singo.

Arigato!

Felkro: wow.

Nice pile of pants.

Captain: ok, felkro,

What is the last thing you want us to do?

Finally, I want you to destroy your own ship!

No.

Did I hear you correctly?

Speak up.

I said...

Nooooooo!

I will give you one minute to destroy your ship,

Or else I will destroy your ship.

Uh-oh. We better do what he says.

May I make a japanese suggestion?

Sure.

Ok, now, you know our ship does has lasers.

Why don't we ever use them?

Right! Good thinking.

Singo, lock lasers onto f-felkro's ship.

♪ Locking lasers onto f-felkro's ship ♪

Fire main lasers.

♪ f*ring lasers, oh

No!

[expl*si*n]

We did it!

We blew up f-felkro's ship!

Ulcer: oh! Oh!

Look! Our pants have returned.

♪ Captain, that was brilliant, captain, that was brilliant ♪

Captain: thank you, singo.

Now let's get out of here.

Where to, captain?

To put our pants back on.

Trousers!

Oh, trousers!

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With more "vital information" for your everyday life.

If you must go sailing in the ocean,

Don't do it with captain sinkbottom and sharkbait mccoy.

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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

The clock struck and flung the little mouse feet across the room.

Announcer: this has been lori beth denberg with "vital information."

Announcer: and now, channel b presents

"What-everrr!!" With gina and jessica.

Like, hello!

Like, hi!

My name is gina.

And my name is jessica.

And, like, welcome to "what-everrr!!"

With gina...

And jessica.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ok.

Ok.

Ok! Ok!

Now, this week's show,

We have, like, a really special guest.

I'm so excited, I could spit.

But don't. I won't.

We're talking about

The cutest basketball player

In the country.

And he's only a teenager.

This is los angeles, like, laker.

Like, superstar.

This is kobe bryant.

Raar!

So, mr. Bryant, I was--

Call me kobe.

Kobe!kobe!

Uh, what did you all want to talk to me about?

Are you, like, married?

Well, no, I'm still a teenager.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

Aah! Aah!

Kobe, like, do you have any idea how cute you are?

I do!

That's really nice.

So, like, kobe,

When you're, like, playing basketball,

Do you ever get, all...sweaty?

Sometimes.

Aah! Aah!

Do you have any more questions for me?

I've got an idea.

What?

Gina, why don't we pour kobe here

Something cold to drink?

Oh, right.

I'll, like, pour.

Ok, like, here, kobe,

Is a nice glass of punch for you.

Oh, I'm, like, so sorry.

It looks like kobe here's going to have to change his shirt.

No problem.

I've got a shirt right here.

You want me to change my shirt right here?

Uh-huh.uh-huh.

Hurry up.

[Moans]

Uh...jessica fainted.

Uh-huh.

Don't you think you should help her up?

Um...maybe, like, you should help her up.

Ok.

[Camera clicking]

You all right?

[Moans]

Can I have my shirt back now?

Uh-uh.uh-uh.

Ok. I'm leaving.

No, you're not.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Look! Look!

We caught a kobe!

Ok, like, that's all the time we have for today.

Yeah. We have things to do.

Yeah.

So, like, until we meet again...

Announcer: and now, all that presents a semi-educational moment...

"Everyday french" with pierre escargot.

A fish!

[Mispronouncing french]

[Mispronouncing french]

[Mispronouncing french]

Hey, kids! It's time to...

With leroy & fuzz.

Hi. My name's leroy.

And my name is fuzz!

Ha ha ha!

Hush, puppy.

Now, once again, I'm going to tell you about

Something that irritates me.

I'm talking about bedtime.

Bedtime? I love bedtime!

Bedtime! Bedtime! Bedtime!

Sorry, my hand slipped.

Now, anyway,

Why do kids have to have a bedtime?

No one tells grownups when to go to bed.

But, leroy, kids got to have bedtime

So they get plenty of sleep.

Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!

You got some kind of medical problem?

Yes.

It figures.

Now, anyway, here's an idea

For you parents out there.

Get rid of bedtime

And let us kids go to bed when we get tired.

Hey, leroy, you know, sometimes before I go to bed,

My mommy gives me a bedtime snack.

I love bedtime snacks!

Ha ha ha!

Is that so?

Oh, yupperoo!

Well I just happen to have

A little snack for you right now.

Oh, boy!

Whee!

Look, fuzz, there's a little chunk of ham for you right there.

Wow, puppets love ham.

I know they do. Eat up, fuzz.

Ok.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Fuzz, you look like you could use some rest,

And since you like bedtime so much,

Why don't you go to bed now?

Gee, I don't know. It's kind of early--

Now!

Ok. I'll go to bed.

But where am I supposed to sleep?

Oh, I have a special puppet bed all ready for you.

Hey, cool.

Wow, that little bed is perfect for me.

I know it is.

Now let me help you into the bed.

[Choking]

There. You comfy?

Mm-hmm.

All right. Now I'm going to sing you a little lullaby.

♪ Go to sleep, shut your eyes ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

Aah!

[Splat]

[Car tires screech]

[Crash]

Aah!

Now, like I was saying...

I hate bedtime.

My name is leroy.

Have a nice day.

All that proudly presents life with...

Announcer: peter likes to read.

Flem can't.

Flem: aah!

Announcer: peter got many nice presents for his birthday.

Flem got a rash.

Flem: aah! Aah!

Over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!