04x21 - Sugar Ray

[bunniefuu]

So then I said to him, I said,

"There is no way I am putting on that wedding dress."

Eeewww.

Aaah!

What is that?

Oh. Well, that's a scarecrow.

Scarecrow?

That's right, danny.

Why is there a scarecrow in here?

To keep the crows from attacking the big ear of corn.

L.b., No crows are going to look for corn indoors.

You wacky.

Lori beth. Don't you think you're being a little

Over-protective with the big ear of corn?

Yeah, come on, l.b., Let's just get rid of this thing.

Oh, maybe you're right.

I mean, I haven't ever really seen any crows around these parts.

Really.no crows.

I'll just take it outside.

Oh, no. Don't trouble yourself. I'll just blow it up.

It's easier to blow up.

Stand back. I'm-a gonna blow up this scarecrow.

[Ka-boom]

Niceka-boom.

Thanks for getting rid of it, l.b.

It was really giving me the heebies.

Well, what about the jeebies?

Them too.

Hey, you guys--

Lori-beth. What happened to the scarecrow?

I blew it all up.

Why?

See, because I explained to lori beth

That no crows are going to come in here

And bother the big ear of corn.

No crows.that's right.

Oh, man. That scarecrow wasn't supposed to

Protect the big ear of corn from crows.

It was supposed to protect the big ear of corn

From elvis and professional wrestlers.

Elvis and professional wrestlers?

All: huh?

Hey, baby.

Arrrrgh!

Arrrrrgh!

My bad.

No! No, no...

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

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[Ring]

Hang on, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Hello, ricardo residence. Oh hi, ricky.

You what? You did? You didn't!

Oh, honey, that's wonderful.

Ethel!

What is it, lucy?

Ethel, I have the most wonderful news.

Fred took a bath?

What's all the hubbub?

Speak of the grump.

What are you doing with that old golf club?

What are you doing with that old face?

Oh, you two. Guess what?

Ricky just called me. He's bringing home

A brand new color television set.

Color? But color tvs won't be invented

Until years from now.

I know. Isn't it wonderful?

Luuu-cy! I'm home!

Oh!

Happy anniversary, dear.

Oh, you cuban doll, you.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's plug her in.

O.k., Fred. Help me push it over here.

A big red bow? For me?

I got the plug.

Oh, let me turn it on.

O.k., Dear.

It's not working.

Oh, no!

Aw, a brand new set and it already needs to be repaired.

Waaaaaaah!

Shhh. Sounds like somebody's

About to drop through the ceiling.

Ah--

Well, what in sam hill was that?

That was me!

You're sam hill?

No, I'm repair-man- man-man-man-man.

You're a repairman?

I'm the repairman. I can repair anything--

Even a sitcom!

Hey, it's black and white in here!

♪ It's black, it's white, you know it ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, b*at it, oh, oh-- ♪

Forget that!

You made a giant hole in the roof.

Hey, no charge!

Now, a little vietnamese boy tells me

That you're having a little trouble

With your television ♪ machine

Yes, this one right here.

It's brand new, but it just won't work.

It's just so ridiculous.

Quiet, ricardos. Let me take a lookity-do at the television

And see what the problem might be-e-e-e-e!

♪ La-da-da-da-da-da-da

Hmmmm. Smells right.

Tastes right.

I know what's wrong.

Do you have a scre-e-e-e-w-driver I could borrow?

No.

O.k., Well, then, let me see. Um-um-um-um-um--

I can use this right here.

All right, he gets ready.

I think he might take a birdie.

O.k., Baby... Yeah! Yeah!

No! No!

There, I repaired it. You know why?

Because I'm...

Repair-man-man- man-man-man!

You didn't repair it! You golfed it to smithereens!

And you whacked ethel's head.

Thanks.

Waaaaaaaaah!

Hey! You made lucy cry.

Now I have to sing babaloo.

♪ Babaloo, babaloo

♪ Bababoo-oo-oo

Aw, come on, ricky.

That singing is just plain terrible.

But I can repair it.

You can?

Yeah, I can repair anything, even cuban bandleaders.

Yeah! Now sing.

♪ Babaloo ay-yeah, babaloo ay-yeah ♪

♪ Babaloo oh, yeah

Ahhhhh!

[Yelling unintelligibly]

Now he doesn't have to sing bad anymore.

I repaired him!

Eeewww.

Tune in next time for the continuing adventures of...

Repair-man-man-man-man.

[To I love lucy theme] ♪ man man man man-man man, man-man ♪

All: ♪ man man man-man, man-man, man-man ♪

♪ Man-man, man-man...

And now, lori beth denberg

With more vital information for your everyday life.

If your mother is an alien and your father is a lobster,

Then your hands might look like this!

[Creepy music plays]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And a little brother is a pain in the butt.

It's fun to milk a cow.

It's illegal to milk a policeman.

This has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Enter!

[Knock knock knock]

Hi. My name is phillip.

Greetings, phillip.

Welcome to madame patchenko's parlor.

Give me $, and I will tell your future.

Bucks? O.k.

I can give you bucks.

Here you go.

Very good.

Now, your future...

I see, phillip,

That you will rise to great heights.

Really? I'm gonna rise to great heights?

Oh, oh, so you mean that i--oh, my--

Enter!

[Knocking]

Hello.

Greetings.

Welcome to madame patchenko's parlor.

Give me $, and I will tell your future.

$? O.k., Here you go.

Tell me my future. Tell me.

Very good.

Ah! Ah ha ha ha ha.

I see that soon you will meet a man named phillip.

Phillip? Really? When will that be?

Enter!

[Knocking]

Good afternoon.

Greetings.

Welcome to madame patchenko's parlor.

Give me $, and I will tell your future.

Here you go.

Very good.

Oh, no! Oh, oh...

I see in your future

That you will be badly insulted

By a south american pig named--

Oh! Provide more dollars, I can tell you the name.

Oh...named gomez.

Oh, come on.

There's no way I'm gonna be insulted

By a south american pig named gomez.

Ahhhhh, you make me sick, you ignorant fool.

There is simply nothing good about you.

On a scale of to , you are a big loser.

You smell worse than me,

And I'm a south american pig named gomez.

Hey, dummy. Guess what time it is.

Time for you to be stupid.

Ah, ha ha. Go on, get out.

You're a dog. No one likes you.

Get out. Get going.

So, madame patchenko.

How much money did we make today?

Ah, bucks.

Hey, not bad.

Hey, let's go get a sandwich.

Ha ha ha ha.ha ha ha ha.

Now children. You will notice I have just drawn a triangle.

Which in switzerland is known as a -sided fruit pump.

Ah. Ahh. Ohh.

Well, that's enough learning for today.

Miss fingerly. There's more minutes of class time.

Yeah. Please, teach us more.

No! I shall not!

We're going to spend the last minutes of class time celebrating...

My birthday.

[Toot]

Children, come in.

Who's that?

That's headless harold.

All: eeewwww!

Ah, miss fingerly. I can't party with a headless guy.

[Toot]

Children, please. I will not have anyone putting down harold.

But he's headless.

Headless is not the proper term.

Harold is simply head-impaired.

Oh, be nice to him.

Harold, you want some punch or something?

Yes, I'm very thirsty.

You do it.

I don't know how to--

Miss fingerly? How about some music or something.

All right. Insert this compact disc into that hi-fi.

I got it--

Ah, man. That cd fell right into harold.

All: eeewww.

Don't fret. Retrieve it.

O.k.

Oh, well, this is disgusting.

Oh, I think I got it.

Ah! That's my lung!

Sorry.

Heart!

Well, I got it now.

[Struggling noises]

All: eeewwww.

This is a shoe.

Hey! I've been looking for that.

[Groaning]

I don't think this is gonna play.

Well, it doesn't matter. Let's play pin the tail on the teacher.

You mean donkey, right?

My birthday, my game.

Now everyone line up.

Hey, get off of me, you headless weirdo.

You may stick your pins first, harold.

Thanks.

Now somebody blindfold harold.

I will.

Now spin him good.

Begin.

Hey! Aaahh! Ow!

[Toot]

Wo-wonderful!

Get off of me.

Ow, man. That's it, man,

I can't take this, I'm going home.

Me too. Me too. Me too.

Children, why are you exiting?

Because we can't take partying with a headless man.

All: yeah.

All right, I agree.

It's no fun to be around the decapitated.

Hey, I got an idea.

Somebody hand me that balloon.

Hey, that's great, but now all he needs is a face.

I'll do it. I got a big black marker.

My goodness.

Now that harold is more like the rest of us, we can accept him.

Yeah, accept him now.

[Crash]

Uh-oh. We're in trouble.

Hey, miss fingerly. Should we tell anybody what happened to harold?

Harold who?

We're goin ♪ this is all that ♪♪

And so the pickle mamas put all of their money together

And purchased all the bobbies,

And that is why people named bobby are also known as

The sons of pickle mamas.

Oh! All right,

Who fired a band of rubber at me? Who?

I did! I'm billy fuco!

Well that's bad, fuco.

You shouldn't fire bands of rubber in the classroom.

You could poke someone's eye out.

Pishaw!

Yeah, come on, fingerly.

What?

There's no way you could really poke someone's eye out

With a rubber band. People just say that.

Oh no? Behold.

Oh!

Miss fingerly was right.

You can poke someone's eye out that way.

Yeah! All right, miss fingerly.

All right. Back to my meaningless teaching.

Fingerly: in , abraham lincoln invented ravioli.

Which back then was called

Noodle pie rama lama ding dong.

With beef--oh!

What is it?

Stop making faces.

The classroom is no place to be expressive.

And besides, if you make a funny face

It might get stuck that way forever.

No way. Come on. Come on.

No way. Watch this, miss fingerly.

[Mumbling]

Miss fingerly. My face is stuck.

Miss fingerly was right again.

Miss fingerly?

Yes, fabbit?

Can I borrow a spoon?

You want some spoon? All right.

Thanks.

But fabbit! Fabbit!

Yeah?

What's wrong with you, fabbit?

Don't you know it's dangerous to run with a spoon?

No, it's not. Watch.

Ahhhhhhh!

Hey miss fingerly, you sure called that one.

Look. Miss fingerly was right again.

I'm billy fuco!

See? If you would listen to me,

You wouldn't have a head full of spoon.

Miss fingerly, may I sharpen my pencil?

Well...i guess a pencil should be pointy.

You may.

Stop!

What?

You were about to step on that cr*ck.

Yeah? So?

So--step on a cr*ck, you break your mother's back.

Oh, puh-lease!

I'm warning you

Ah!

Owwwwww!

Mom?

My back!

See?

All right, now I'm going to kiss this stuffed monkey.

All: wait!

What? Why did you halt my monkey-kissing?

Don't you know?

What? What is it?

Miss fingerly, don't you know the old saying?

"You kiss a stuffed monkey, and you'll be att*cked

By elvis and professional wrestlers?"

Elvis and professional wrestlers?

That's ri-gosh- darn-diculous.

Pucker up, monkey.

Ahhhh! Teacher!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

This is the greatest night of my life!

Whoa, elvis!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, yeah. Kick it!