01x02 - Secret Spot/Ice Queens

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

Sam: oh, I'm a little chilly.

Twist: here comes a nice set!

Look at those waves!

[Shouting]

[Yells]

[Laughing]

Oh, yeah!

Whoa!

[Yelling]

[Both shouting]

[Yells]

We've been invaded.

Twist: by shoobies!

Reggie: summer's here in a big way.

What's a "shoobie?"

You are!

Oh...

You can't surf in this mess!

Looks like it's time for plan "b."

Otto: skate city, baby!

I'm ready for some air!

Oh, yeah.

Total shoobieville.

We can't skate here.

Life as we know it no longer exists.

I guess we can hang at the shack.

That's $..

Be right with you, fella.

Ugh! There's no escaping them!

This is insane.

Hey, there must be some other place

That's not packed with tourists.

I love you, man!

Are you thinking...

Yeah...

Raymundo's secret spot.

Whoa, the secret surf spot?

You mean the one that's...

A secret?

Yes.

That I've never been to?

Yes!

But would really, really like to go to?

Yes, already!

I'm all over that!

It's not that simple.

Twist, the rocket secret spot

Is a place that no one knows about.

Its location has been guarded for generations.

Well, at least nine years.

But we've got to get away from these shoobies!

You should talk-- you're the one wearing shoes.

Right off, twist.

If I recall, you were the squid

Till sam moved in.

Hey, I just want to hear about the secret spot.

The secret spot...

Where the sun's always shining...

The perfect waves are a way of life...

Raymundo made us swear never to reveal the location to...

Anyone.

Please, please, please, please!

Chill out, twist.

Before anybody goes anywhere

We've got to ask the old man for permission.

Definitely.

[Chuckling evilly]

Sorry, unless you want to eat ketchup packets

We're out of food.

Sheesh...

[Sighs]

Dad!

Ocean shores is completely infiltrated

With shoobies!

Oh, really.

So... We were wondering...

Can otto and I take twist and sam to the secret spot?

My secret spot?

All: yes.

The one no one knows about?

Yes.

That no shoobie haseverset foot on?

Yes!

That's been jealously guarded for generations?!

Come on!

I don't know.

What do you think, tito?

The mouth cannot speak what the mind does not leak.

Tomorrow you lead your friends to the spot

But say its location, you shall not.

Is that a haiku?

Kids: raymundo?!

You can go there...

But you must never speak its location.

I've guarded the secret all my life

And I expectyou to do the same.

We cool?

No problem.

Absolutely.

[Chuckling]

Hey, sammy, pumped for the trip?

I can't go.

How come?

Mom won't give me permission

Unless I tell her where I'm going.

I told her it was a secret; she didn't buy it.

But you'vegotto go.

I can't.

Wait a second.

Are saying all you have to do

Is tell your mom where you'll be?

And I'm totally there.

Okay, look, you can't tell anyone but your mom.

No problemo!

The secret spot...

[Ice cream truck honking]

Man: hey, come back here!

Whoa, I never would have thought of looking there.

Thanks, reg.

Tell me!

Forget it.

Tell me!

No way.

Tell me!

I'm not telling you.

Tell me!

Okay, I'll tell you.

But it's a mega secret.

I'm trusting you, twist.

Dude, trust is the basis of any friendship.

The secret spot is on the left...

[Siren blaring]

And there's nothing but perfect tubes.

[Crickets chirping]

Huh?

Uh-oh.

[Shouts]

[Yells]

All right, little bro

You're going to tell me about this secret spot.

You mean the secret spot

You've always wanted to know about?

Yeah.

But you've never been able to find?

Yeah!

That's been jealously guarded?

Just tell me where it is before I whomp your head.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you.

[Growling and hissing]

And you're there.

Whoa, thanks, why didn't I ever think of that?

Well, you're not welcome.

Now, could you get off me?

Uh, no!

[Groans]

Mrs. Dullard: and after minutes, you can go in up to your waist.

Yes, mom.

One... Last... Thing!

If you get separated from the others

Use your piercing screamer key chain--

That's why I gave it to you!

Uh-huh.

[Brakes squeal]

Where exactly are you going to be, again?

[Jets thundering]

So you don't have to worry.

Check in with the life guards.

Uh, yeah, sure, mom.

Well, have a good time.

If you're not home by :, I'll call the police.

[Laughs]

Tell mommy we'll be looking after you.

Oh, crud, did they hear me?

Come on, squidster, let's roll.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Nice swells!

Looks like the waves are getting bigger.

I can't wait!

Do you see this, guys?

Yeah, great.

Uh, ocean, right.

What's with you two?

[Laughing]

Both: oh, no!

Now I know where the secret spot is!

Reggie: twist, it's your brother!

This totally stinks.

No one's supposed to know about this place.

It was me!

It's all my fault!

I made reggie tell me where it was

Then I told my mom, and lars must have overheard.

You told sam?

You told sam!

He needed to know.

He couldn't get permission to go.

Then you went and blabbed it.

Nice move, squid!

Yeah, real nice move.

I can't believe thesquid.

The guy can't keep his mouth shut.

I didn't tell anybody where the spot is.

You know where it is?

Oh, man, this is out of control.

Dad's going to flip out.

Look, I told twist where we were going

But I left out one huge detail.

Really?

I did the same thing with sam.

You mean, this isn't the secret spot?

Otto, what did you leave out?

I never told you about...

[Mooing and clanging]

Both: oh...

[Laughing]

Ow, hey, man, this water's full of rocks.

My board's getting all dinged up!

[Yelling]

[Toilet flushes]

Twister, you didn't say anything about rocks

When you told me about your secret spot!

[Gasps] [groans]

[Splattering]

Here's our chance.

Let's get to the realsecret spot.

Sam: you spilled the beans after laying the blame on me?

That's about as low as it gets.

Otto: even lower.

Squid... I mean, sammy

I'm sorry I gave you a hard time.

Me, too.

You have anything to say, twister?

Okay!

Look, squid, I'm sorry.

How can I make it up to you?

Let's just go surfing...

Squid.

Others: bust!

[Laughing]

Dudes, we are not losing to the stick demons

For the third winterfest in a row.

We can win this hockey game.

All we need is one thing.

Collision insurance?

No.

That famous rocket teamwork.

[Laughs]

Ice hockey?

[Laughs]

You actually like

Chasing a piece of rubber around with a stick?

Your cousin's asking for it again, twister.

Oh, and I guess ice dancing is a real sport.

Anyone with a tutu could do it.

Well, I could look like a big, dumb hockey player

If you knocked out all my teeth.

Maybe someone ought to do that.

Chill out, reg.

Come on, reg.

We got to focus on the big game.

[Growls]

You know clio and reggie have been going at it forever.

Might as well stay out of it.

I'm family-- I'm not allowed to be out of it.

I was wondering

Just how huge are these stick demons?

Combo-fish-burrito-huge or -gig-hard-drive-huge?

Radioactive-mutant- freakazoid-huge.

[Whimpering]

[Engine sputters]

Behold!

Winterfest.

Hey, my toes are cold.

Flip-flops are not for snow, bro.

It's a winter fairyland!

Fairyland?

The thriller in the chiller.

The rumble in the tundra.

The battle... In the cold place!

Sweet pass, twist.

Reggie: okay, otto, go to the crease.

[Grunts]

Hey, can you at least wait till I get my pads on?

That was a triple salchow.

The glorious ice spray is just for effect.

I'll give you some ice spray.

[Moans]

Take five, reg.

Yeah, chill, it's no big deal.

Your friend just doesn't appreciate art, maurice?

Your name is maurice?

[Laughing]: excellent.

Don't call me that!

Go get the puck, maurice.

[Moans]

Ice sculpture just doesn't seem like your bag, bro.

I thought you were sand and surf only.

No way, brother.

Sand sculpture, ice sculpture, I do them all.

Nice shoulder extension on the hammer thing.

What are you making?

Smaller ice block.

Otto: then this "x"-- that's you, twist--

Banks left, spins right, puts a pass right here

I cross over.

Which "x" am i?

The "x" with the inhaler.

It's a good play, rocket boy

But it seems a little complicated.

Everything has to be perfect.

If we execute then we win

And there's no way

Those incredible bolts can ever rank on us again.

Oh, now, this is cute!

Don't you think this is a smart look for a hockey team?

Sporty yet sophisticated.

Reggie?

Well, clio, it is a nice outfit

But hockey really isn't about looking cute.

[Laughs]: oh, right, it's about bloody noses

And smelling sweaty, right?

[Sighs]

No, actually it's about teamwork and speed.

You don't get it.

Hockey'snotfor girls.

I mean, your hair is always a mess

You smell like the inside of a kneepad.

Oh, and spinning around like some windup toy is more girlish?

[Groans]

[Groans]

Otto: just make peace with her, reg.

All this fighting keeps messing up our hockey practice.

Do I have to?

What's the big deal?

She just bugs me, okay?

She bugs me, too.

[Imitating clio]: your friend reggie's such a tomboy.

Tomboy?

Excuse me?

Come on, rocket girl, focus.

Do it for the team.

Yo, clio

I just wanted to say good luck this afternoon.

I mean it.

You do?

Really?

Oh, that is so sweet.

And good luck to you, too.

Not that you need it.

I mean, your event is so much easier than mine.

[Static]

Oh, no!

Meltdown part .

Are you kidding?

You don't have to avoid human zambonies while chasing a puck!

Well, you don't have to land a quadruple axle... On one blade!

Reggie, clio, please!

You're both right.

Well, there's no way that tomboy could ever skate a long program

To pachelbel's canon in d minor.

And you are joking if you think little miss tutu

Could ever execute a "give and go."

Forget it, twist, they'll never get along.

I could so ice dance.

Well, I could play hockey.

Want to bet?

Sure.

Winterfest always gets me stoked.

Hey, remember in '

When I caught such serious air off that ski jump?

My fans lined the ramp waiting for me to make my jump.

Woman: over here, ray.

Women: ray! Ray!

Unfortunately, the ramp had been moved several feet to the left

From the practice run.

[Yelling]

[Crash]

Tito: rocket skied right into the lake.

[Giggling]

Did I already tell you that story?

Otto: about times, dad.

Uh-oh.

[Growling]

Whoa!

You go, rocket girl.

Step off, goon.

You're not so strong, huh?

Hey!

He sh**t, he scores.

Yeah! All right!

[Cheering]

Rad breakaway, my brother.

Tie game.

Listen, we can b*at them.

Just one more goal.

Nothing's getting by me, I swear.

You ready, reg?

Hands in, you guys.

What time is it?

Shame time!

[Blows whistle]

[Grunts]

Hey, pick on someone with your own steroid dosage.

[Laughs]

What's so funny, sea monkey?

I was thinking what your face is going to look like

After I do this.

[Grunts]

Squished shrimp sandwich.

[Guffaws]

[Groans]

Go reggie!

Go sis, sh**t the puck!

[Skates swishing]

[Thud]

[Buzzer sounds]

[Crowd cheers]

I think my little girl is getting even better.

Taller, too.

Wait a second, you're not reggie.

Clio?

Where's reggie?

Announcer: the ice dancing championships begin in five minutes.

All right! Go reggie!

Rip it up, reggie!

Ice dancing is cool.

Tell anyone I said that, you're history.

I never knew reggie could do that.

This is her last jump.

If she nails this...

That was beautiful, eh?

I'm proud of you, rocket girl.

Oh, thanks, dad.

Nice pirouette... For a tomboy.

You mean slapshot, little miss tutu.

Major downage--

Clio got "dqed" from the ice dancing competition.

Well, since it wasn't really clio that was skating...

I don't think she's too bummed about it.

I may take off the little hockey player at the top

And make him a pendant.

What do you think?

I think that'd be pretty wicked.

Shh! They're ready to judge.

Oh, very nice, eh?

Oh, elegant, eh?

I call it "remembrance of humiliating winterfests past."

[Laughing]

Oh, yes!

Winterfest ', eh?

Tradition and originality.

I owe it all to you, brother.

Sheesh.

Dad, you never looked so cool.

[Cheering]


Otto: dude, trust is the basis of any friendship.