♪ Action kids in play position. ♪
♪ We are riders on a mission
♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪
Prepare to count down.
What's going on?
Kid [grumbling]: come on, let's go.
Hey, reggie!
Uh, hey, sherry.
Today conroy's opening the new blader bowl.
There's a tv news crew here and everything.
Otto: tv?! Here to see the bladers?
Hello, : news!
We thought it was important that in-line skaters
Have their own section of madtown to rip, tear, lacerate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's cut.
Otto: oh, yeah, all right, whoo-hoo, yeah!
Yahoo!
Whoa! Nowthis is what wecamefor!
[Cheering]
Sam: just once I'd like to do the stuff he does.
Well, then give it a try, squid.
Whoa!
[Screams]
[Spectators cheer]
All: go, sammy.
Go, sammy.
It's your birthday.
It's your birthday.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Oh, thanks, oh!
Oh, great landing, little guy!
Oh, thanks, bro.
[Squeaking]
Shh! I'm on next.
How can you be so sure?
Hello! I am, after all,me!
Duh!
Hurry up, raymundo!
The new blader bowl section opened at madtown skate park
For in-line skaters only
And, boy, were the top skaters in full flight.
That's me! That's me!
All right! Rocket boy!
Did you guys see that?
That was epic!
That was awesome!
That was not me!
[Chuckling]: go, sammy!
Wow! Boy! When did the squid learn to rip likethat?
That wasn't sam.
He couldn't rip a piece of toilet paper!
That was me!
They must have edited the sh*ts together.
Oh, man! Now it looks like sam did everything.
What are people going to say?
Mother-of-pearl!
Aloha to that!
Man, sam getting jiggy with it.
[Tv news jingle playing]
Sam! I didn't know
You did things like that.
I'm so proud of you!
Thanks, mom, but you see, it was actually...
Oh, I can't believe my son's a shredder
And goodenough
To be on television to boot.
[Groans]: mom! I...
We have to get copies for all our relatives.
[Groans]: oh!
Squid man, how could you bogart
Otto's air time like that?
It's notmyfault.
I didn't ask them to put me on tv.
Lay off, twister!
It's your fault, anyway.
Myfault!
You pushed sam into the blader bowl.
Yeah, but that was... I never meant to.
It wasn't like...
I...
Ready to skate, guys?
Let's just forget about it.
It's not like it's a big deal.
Thanks, otto.
No prob, bro.
But it was pretty cool, sammy.
I know.
[Chuckles]
Thanks, reg.
Kid: brave warrior!
I saw you on the : news last night.
Well, there's something you should know about that.
Sam, I was so surprised that your athletic skills
Actually match your intellectual acuity.
Well, actually, i...
I, eddie, prince of the netherworld
Once thought I could smite you with one blow.
But now I consider you a more formidable opponent.
Thanks, listen, I got to go... I think.
You're cool! You rock!you're awesome!
[All praising at once]
[Mocking]: "it's not my fault.
I didn't ask them to put me on tv."
Hey, sam just said that a few minutes ago.
[Angrily]: I was making fun of him!
Look at sam, you guys!
You rock!you're awesome!
Reggie: he's never had this much attention before.
You two boneheads get it
Every time you step on a skateboard.
Aloha, tiny rockets!
Where's sam?
He's still signing autographs.
Sam deserves it, I guess.
He did the landing
Even ifidid all the moves.
That's the island spirit, little cuz.
Don't worry, kiddo, by tomorrow
No one will even remember the news.
[Tv news jingle playing]
[Yawning]
Welcome back to "wake the heck up, ocean shores!"
And now, as promised, here's slammin' sammy dullard!
Wow! Sam is good!
[Pounds fist]: what?!
I mean,you'regood!
I mean, you know what I mean.
[Grumbles]
[Opens and slams door]
Hey, it's slammin' sammy!
Hey!
Sammy! Sammy!
Have a slammin' day!
Shouldn't you cool it now?
Everyone thinks you're something you're not.
You're not really a slammin' skater.
Hey, just trying to keep my peeps happy.
Peeps?!peeps?!
[Crowd exclaiming]
Hey, otto, check out
This awesome video of slammy
I edited for conroy.
"Slammy"?!
Isn't it awesome, slammy?
Twister, whose best friend are you?
That's the squid, remember?
We got so many calls
About the kooky kid on the roller blades
The station wants to do another story!
They do?
Hey, I'm twister rodriguez.
I'm the slammy's official videographer.
Hey!
What do you say, slammy?
Can you be back here by
We'll go live for tonight's newscast.
You can showcase all your outrageous moves.
Actually, I think
What you saw before wasmy greatest move.
Besides, I can't stay out past :.
[Laughing]
A sense of humor and k*ller moves!
I love it!
Here at :, right, slammy?
Right!
[Chanting]: slammy! Slammy! Slammy!
Sammy, my customers are begging me
So I got to know--
What should I put on a slammin' samburger?
No!
Crowd: slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy!
Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy! Slammy!
[Sam panting, chanting continues ]
[Panting]
Are you here to borrow my skates for the big show
Or are you here to borrow my moves again?
I'm here to hide.
I can't do any of those tricks.
If I got out there in front of that news crew
Everyone in ocean shores is going to laugh at me.
[Groans]
[Sobbing]
[Sobs]
Sam...
What if I said
Youcouldgo out there and do my moves
And the newswouldget all their great sh*ts
Of you nailing the big air
And you'd still be a hero?
Yeah, that'll happen, and then twister'll pass math!
That'simpossible.
Thiswill work.
Okay, everyone, we're live in seconds.
Ooh! Who knew that little guy
Could fly like that?!
Even the vainglorious evil one
Does not rip like sam.
I'm still convinced that there's no way
Sam has the proper coordination to achieve that velocity.
He can't do these tricks, otto.
Sam's doomed.
Come on, slammy!
I hope we can pull this off.
[Whimpering]
Live in seconds.
Otto: hey, sam!
You forgot to put on your lucky uniform!
Hey! That's right.
I better put it on!
Kid! You don't have time!
We're on the air!
It'll just be a second!
I'm panicking! I'm panicking!
[Tv news jingle plays]
Hi, we're here at madtown park, and I'm stalling.
[Humming]
Everyone is waiting anxiously
For the slammin' sammy dullard, the young man who...
[Applause]
Wait... Wait! He's here!
[Spectators cheering]
That's my son, the shredder
Who's flying a little high and way too fast!
[Screaming]: samuel dullard, get your tush down here this instant!
How'd it go?
Can't you hear them?
They want an encore!
They're not getting it from me.
The slammer is retired.
Thanks for helping me.
You should have been on tv in the first place.
No problemo, squid man.
Both: woogiedie, woogiedie, woogiedie!
There you have it, folks, another brilliant performance
By slammin' sammy dullard.
Who knows what surprises he'll have for us next time?
Yeah, who knows?
[Scoreboard buzzes]
Go!
Woo-hoo!
You can b*at him.
[Laughing]
[Squawking]
[Hooting]
[Panting]
Where did you get that move?
That was sweet!
Man, I thought twister had you for sure.
You did it again, rocket boy.
Hello! You could at least pay attention
While we're trying to congratulate you.
Otto: street luge?
If it's anything like the other luge
It's very low to the ground and very fast.
You're just inches away from road
Rushing by you like a giant belt sander.
One false move, and you're highway spin art.
I could rule this sport.
Don't you want to try it once
Before you go into your victory dance?
For me, practice is just a technicality.
Do you always have to be the best?
Reg, do you think it's easy always being the best?
The fame, the pressure.
Luckily I'm used to it.
Come on, twister
The one-two punch on the street luge.
What do you say?
Sign me up.
What's so bad about second place?
It's right after first
And right before fourth.
[Laughs]
Oop, whoa!
[Both yelp]
Wow! Ooh!
Paramedic unit standing by.
Ow!
Man, that hurts.
These baggies aren't cutting it, otto man.
[Otto laughs]
I just hope we have some skin left for the practice heats.
Or for sitting down.
Otto and twister are up next.
Bandages ready.
Go. Go, twister!
And otto.
He's really flying.
Tear it up, twist.
Whoa, yes, yes, yes, all right!
Twister:whoa!
First place!
Can you believe it?
Am I dreaming?
Don't think so!
Yeah!
I can't believe it either.
Numbers don't lie.
You definitely had the edge over otto.
There's a first and second time for everything, huh, otto?
This is just a practice heat.
When I get in that race, I'm going to win
With or without you behind me.
Otto, I can always root for someone else
Once in awhile, can't i?
Go ahead, like I said, it won't do any good.
How about some applause
For your best friend.
Whoa-ho.
This was just a practice heat.
What's the point, if you're not going to have any fun?
It's only fun if I win.
You can't finish first all the time.
And look at twister.
Reggie: he's so stofed, for once.
It must have been this lousy board.
I'll win next time.
Take this shortcut here.
No one sees you off the course
And then you reenter here.
Dude, that's cheating!
Duh, it's only cheating if you get caught.
See you at the finish line, bro...
If you can keep up.
I'll be waiting at the shack by the time you finish.
This is my sh*t, otto, and I'm taking it.
Announcer: street lugers...
Take your places at the starting line.
[Electronic countdown]
[Final beep]
And they're off.
And it's twister, pi and otto on the first hill.
And it's twister, pi and otto coming around the bend.
And pi does a squid-esque face plant.
Now there are only two serious athletes
Vying for the top spot in this sport of kids.
Actually, reg, street luge was first developed
Back in the 's by a skateboarder...
Give me those.
I cannot believe this.
[Cheering for otto]
Yes, I did it! Yes!
Wow, congratulations.
I didn't see you coming at all.
Uh... Thanks, twist.
Otto cheated?
Are you sure?
Only if that detour he took was a shortcut.
Sounds like cheating.
We'd better go
Before they give otto the trophy
That twister deserves.
[Crowd cheers]
Excuse us.
Announcer: presenting the very first
Ocean shores junior street luge champion.
Give it up for otto rocket.
[Crowd cheering]
Aren't you going to bust him?
No, if we bust him now everybody will know.
Don't bum, twist.
You're going to get a trophy, too.
Announcer: second place goes to this young man
Who just missed b*ating otto rocket.
[Mild applause]
[Music playing]
[Exclaiming]
[Scoffs]: congratulations, otto.
Hah, who ever heard that before?
Just last week when otto won that surf...
I don't know.
Hey, this doesn't mean anything.
Then why do I feel so bad?
I won every practice round.
I thought I'd finally found my sport.
Hey, guys, where's the twistmeister?
Over there.
You can take a shortcut around these people.
What's up, dude?
One-two finish, man, like always.
Way to go.
Dude, don't leave me hanging.
Yeah, one-two finish, like always.
What's the matter?
It's just that...
Hi, otto.
[Groans]
[Whistling]
What's wrong, little wahine?
Nothing.
Uh-huh, where I come from
A little bit of nothing means
A whole lot of something.
Well... I... Have this friend.
Mm-hmm.
Uh... Debbie.
And her brother, ot... Oswald--
He cheated during a race and won because of it.
So "debbie" wants to know
Whether she should tell someone or not.
This reminds me of the time when your dad and I
Were in a fierce beach volleyball game.
[Blows whistle]
We cannot let them win this match.
Give me the ball for a little insurance.
[Air leaks out]
[Whistle]
[Hooting]
Yeah!
So, what happened?
Your old man and I felt so guilty
We didn't compete for weeks.
The guilt got us.
Always does.
Did you confess?
We would have if they hadn't given us that trophy.
But we did feel really bad, little cuz.
[Moaning, heart pounding]
[Panting]
[Drowsily]: way to go, otto.
You're still the best.
[Gruffly]: I'm behind you all the way
[Echoing]: otto...
[Whimpers]
Help me, reg, help me!
[Crying]: the trophy's going to get me.
[Rasping]: you can take a shortcut.
You can take a shortcut.
You can take a shortcut.
You can take a shortcut.
[Screams]
Reggie!
I've seen it.
No. No, reggie.
You've got to listen to me.
I don't "got" to do anything.
Listen, I've been thinking.
That's a nice change.
What did you think about?
How you robbed twister?
Okay, I admit it and I know it was wrong
But how can I make it up to him?
Don't look at me.
You have to figure this out yourself.
And by the way, don't bother asking tito.
What would you like to see?
A face plant or a tush plant, your choice.
Aren't they the same thing in your case?
Nice.
Sorry, squid...
I'm just not in the mood.
Whoa!
[Yelps]
I said I'm not in the mood.
I wasn't trying on purpose.
[Squid quavers]
Twister, this trophy should be yours.
What do you mean?
I took a shortcut.
You cheated?
I didn't want to lose.
But I'm your best friend.
What do you want from me?
And they're off!
So far so good.
Twister, man, you creamed him!
Awesome run.
Enough already!
I'm trying to be a good loser, but I'm new at this.
[Groans]
To the new luge champion.
Twister rocks.
That was so incredible.
So I guess you get this trophy:
To the biggest luger I know.
This feels great.
I'll never forget this.
Sure you will--
The next time you get first place.
[Everybody laughs]
Conroy: man, sam getting jiggy with it.