01x18 - Aloha Kid/Ottomobile

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket Power". Aired: August 16, 1999 – July 30, 2004.*
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01x18 - Aloha Kid/Ottomobile

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♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

Whoa!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah!

Yeah, right on!

Yeah! All right!

Thank you, thank you.

It was nothing, really.

Who you talking to?

My loyal fans.

You are?

Good thing your helmet's on

Or your ego would make your head explode.

Huh, I know you're jealous, so I'll ignore that.

How about a round

Of guava wava pineapple delight, raymundo?

What's up with the decorations, dad?

Tito has a very special guest coming.

My little nephew keoni kahloa herbert makani, jr.

Is coming into town for a few days

To visit his favorite uncle!

Who's his favorite uncle?

He's coming for that big invitational surf contest

Right, tito?

I think he's too young

For these big competitions.

But keoni surfs like the dolphin rides the waves!

As long as he gets straight a's

His parents let him compete.

Surf invitational!

Straight a's!

Whoa!

[Burps]

So... Who's his favorite uncle?

I can't wait to get some

Twister vid of the contest.

The best surfers in the world will be there!

Save some video tape for me, bro.

I could totally dominate!

Hello, it's an invitational

And you weren't invited!

And forget the video, twist.

We have our last hockey game

Before the playoffs that morning.

I'm looking forward

To meeting keoni.

Why? Because he's a nerdy straight-a student like you?

No, because tito's his uncle.

And I think tito is cool.

Aloha!

Is this the shore shack?

Hey! Are you keoni?

Hey, you must be reggie.

Uncle tito, he's told me so much

About all you guys.

Hi keoni, I'm... I'm sam.

I'm twister. What's up, dude?

And this is otto, my brother.

I've heard a lot aboutyou,cuz.

Uh-huh.

Keoni!

Uncle tito!

Aloha, my little nephew!

Aloha!

Welcome, welcome.

I see you've met

Most of my ocean shore's ohana.

Twister: mi casa es su casa,dude!

Sam: hey, welcome to ocean shores, man.

I heard you get a-plusses!

Whoa, here comes keoni!

Look at that style!

Look how deep in the tube he is!

I've done that.

He makes it look so easy.

I think I'm going to go for it.

Stop!

You shouldn't catch the wave there!

You'll end up doing a header

Right into the rocks!

What's keoni doing?

Sam can't handle a wave that big.

Okay, bro

You have to take off on the peak.

Paddle when I tell you.

Get ready... And go!

Whoa... Wow!

Oh, man! I'm going, I'm going!

Whoo-hoo!

All right!

Go sam, go!

You're amazing, brother!

Give me a break!

What's your problem?

Did you see how big that wave was?

I was on the... And the thing was with the thing, and...

Did I do good?

It wasn't that big!

Excuse me, otto.

I was talking to keoni.

Oh, sure.

Twister: finally, the climax

To my brand-new blading video.

This one has to be all-time!

Are you ready?

They don't call me otto-matic for nothing!

Let's do it!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

[Crash!]

Oh, ugh...

I was just warming up.

And so the legend goes

Pele lived in the volcano

And her fire-- the lava

Formed the big island of hawaii, cuz!

Man, I really want to go there someday.

All right, let's go.

[Crash!]

Uh, I know I can do this!

It can't be that hard.

Hello!otto-matic!

I'm wasting tape here!

Hey, cuz, mind if I make a suggestion?

Sure.

You got to get the lowest angle you can.

That way, when otto launches off that coping

It'll look like he got more air!

If he ever launches off the coping.

Hey! Why don't you drop in

And I'll tape you!

Let's do it!

Unbelievable, bubba!

Wow, that was pretty amazing.

I'd like to see him do it again.

Me, too.

I want to sh**t that again, keoni.

Okay.

Okay by you, cuz?

Of course it's okay with him.

He's never even tried that move.

[Growling]

Whoa!

Who does this guy think he is?

Ooh, that'll make an interesting bruise.

Otto: hey, t-man...

How about a scrimmage

Before the hockey game tomorrow?

Look who has the twister cam, otto!

It's the keoni cam!

I gotta say, the camera sure does love me, baby.

Hello,street hockey game.

Tomorrow?

I asked if you wanted a scrimmage.

Forget that game.

Keoni's going to sh**t us body surfing!

Want to come with us?

He's good!

I'm sure you can handle it

All by yourself.

You sure, cuz?

Okay, later.

Later? Much later.

Otto: look, it's the keoni cam!

I'm sick of keoni.

He stole my friends, reg.

If they don't want to hang out with me

I don't want to hang out with them!

That'll show them.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Take your mind off keoni.

Who?

Hey! How's it, little cuzes?

Just great.

Keoni said he had a great time

Surfing with you guys yesterday.

Isn't he something, that little guy?

I'm so glad you guys finally met.

He is the greatest!

Greatest!

Uh, that's nice tito

But we got to split.

Come on, rocket girl.

I justlovethat little nephew of mine!

Sam: I looked everywhere.

I think otto ditched us.

He knew how important this game was!

We lose, we don't make the league playoffs!

Aloha, guys.

Aloha, little cuzes.

Why the long faces?

We've got a huge street hockey game

Against the main st. Manatees

And otto's ditched us.

He was here about an hour ago.

He had his board with him

He's probably surfing.

Oh, man! We can't lose this game.

I can do it!

I'll fill in for otto!

Hello!

The whole reason you're here

Is for a surf contest today.

Remember, little nephew cuz?

You can't blow it off.

We can't ask you to play!

Will you play?

Uncle tito, like the ancient hawaiians said

"Somedays, your brother might need your shirt.

"Dry cleaned, wrinkled or stained

"You gotta give it to them

'Cause someday, bro, you might need theirs."

Actually, it was... Ah, close enough.

Hey, you got a team jersey for me to wear, cuz?

Announcer: welcome to the ocean shores invitational!

Will all surfers please clear the water!

Last call for keoni makani.

Keoni makani, you have minutes

Before you're disqualified!

Oh, great.

Because of him, I can't even surf now!

Where could he be?

Come on, come on!

Go, go, go!

Over here, reggie!

Take it all the way, keoni!

Yeah, all right!

That goal tied it up!

Two minutes to go.

This isn't so easy without otto-man.

This isn't so easy, period!

Hey! The game started an hour ago!

Where were you?!

Chill for a second, twist.

I need to say something.

Keoni, I'm not used to hanging with someone who's...

Who's... A lot better than me at stuff.

I'm better than you at math.

I'm better with computers.

And I'm better... Pass.

Tell me about it.

And ever since you showed up, it's like

You've taken over.

Taken over?

Listen, otto, I never meant to take over.

I was just trying

To get you guys to like me.

Huh?

Maybe I overdid it.

Here, otto.

I wasn't trying to take your place.

I was just trying to help out.

You did.

Thanks, cuz.

You guys gonna kiss or what?

Come on, let's play hockey!

Hey, keoni, do me a favor.

Sure, anything.

Go win that surf contest!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Crowd cheering]

Announcer: we have our winner, folks.

Scoring a perfect ten on his last wave!

Keoni's totally cool, huh?

You know, he's a lot like tito.

Must run in the family.

Aloha to that, pop.

Way to go, keoni!

You did it!

Mahalo, otto.

Thank you so much!

[All congratulating]

Now, that's the way it should be.

Right you are, brother.

Right you are!

I'm going to tear this half-pipe up, baby!

Go, otto!

Tear the half-pipe up, baby!

Announcer: with a spectacular run and an average score of .

Otto rocket takes the lead.

Yeah, baby!

Rocket boy rules!

Yeah! Way to go, otto!

Wow!

Twister: dude, you slay

The first round!

Rocket boy, you nailed every move!

I've never seen you bust bigger air!

I would've busted something else.

That trophy's as good as mine.

You guys talking about the madtown skate contest?

There's going to be a mad rush

When the crowd comes to eat.

Uh, yeah, dad.

This will be a big day, all right.

[Phone rings]

Tito: cuz, this is your best friend in the whole world

Dino earl anthony kioholo makani, jr.

[Sneezes]

How are you this fine day, brother?

Tito, you sound terrible.

[Sneezes]

I'm sick, cuz.

I can't work today.

[Sneezes]

I'm sorry... [Sneezes]

Don't worry

We'll handle it somehow.

You need anything?

No, thanks, cuz.

I got a pot of chicken mangoball soup.

Thanks, raymundo.

Aloha, bro... Bro

[Sneezes]

Rats.

Heads up, you guys!

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Tito's got the flu, and I'll need your help here.

Tito's sick?

I have to miss the contest?

By lunchtime, we'll be up to our necks in shoobies!

There'll be other skate contests.

Hello

There are child labor laws, you know?

Actually, reggie

The fair labor standards act of

Doesn't extend to immediate family members.

Of course, local and county ordinances may vary!

Dad, can't you find someone else?

I'm skating amazing right now!

I have a sh*t at winning!

Otto, I said I'm sorry.

You two are the only ones

That can fill in.

Reggie, start setting up!

Otto, dishes!

And I'll... Do everything else!

Dad needs us, otto.

Forget the competition.

Oh, man, I want that trophy!

Can't you cover for me, reggie?

Please!

I can help.

Come on, reg.

Cover for him.

He is your brother.

Would you cover foryourbrother?

Otto, dad wouldn't ask us

If he didn't really need us!

Anyone can do dishes.

It's not exactly brain surgery!

I know brains! I know dishes!

If dad thinks you're working

And you're not

He'll wig!

You won't be allowed to skate till college!

Hello,i'm talking over here.

I said I can fill in.

Wait a sec, the rounds are short.

What if I skate and work?

The squid can fill in just until I get back.

Come on, reg, please?

I don't know...

You owe me a huge favor if I do this.

Name it.

Clean and lube my skates.

Done!

For the next two years!

Uh... Done.

You rule, reggie!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

If things get nuts around here, you'd better come right back!

Where's my spatula?

This is going to be great.

Twister: the crowd is stoked here in ocean shores.

As otto rocket, local mega skateboard freak

Gets ready to rock out!

Otto, how about a word for the folks at home?

The question on everyone's mind is

Will young otto rocket crush the competition?

I'm going to crush more than the competition

If you don't move it, twist.

I'm up!

Otto: no prisoners, dude!

Making his second run of the day

Here's the current leader and local favorite--

Otto rocket!

[Grunts]

Announcer: that's got to hurt!

Young rocket will need a totally sick finish

To make up for that one.

Totally sick's my middle name.

I can cook burgers.

I'm really good with a spatula, I swear!

Look, sammy, we all started out doing the dishes.

You got to work your way up from the bottom.

Now, get to work.

From the bottom up? Really?

Huh! Sammy, no!

[Big crash]

What is going on back there, rocket girl?

Sorry, dad.

What is this fish taco?

Flounder with pico de gallo in a flour tortilla.

Oh! What's pico de gallo?

Hot salsa!

Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

Sure, whatever!

Is that what you want?!

Oh, no!

I'll have a cheeseburger.

Try living with him.

Whoa! A front-side ollie with a half-calf out!

Otto rocket does it again!

What can I say?

Otto rocket is awesome!

Oh, man, I got to jam.

Reggie's going to womp me.

Sammy, we need more burger patties

From the freezer, now.

Got it.

Rocket girl, I need you out front!

Cool! Look at all the ice cream

And hamburger patties.

I wonder if...

[Slam]

Oh! Uh... Uh...

Reggie!

I need these tables cleaned.

Where's your brother?

Oh, that's right.

Now I remember.

He's... He's um...

[Big crash]

He's taking out the trash.

I like the enthusiasm, otto

But I need you busing tables... Pronto!

Okay, dad.

Clean yourself up first.

You got a tomato in your ear.

Okay, dad.

This place is packed.

You've got to stay.

Stay? But I k*lled!

I made the semi-finals!

Forget it, bro.

No way you're going back.

We really need you here.

This place is crazy.

I can't hear you, reg.

I've got a tomato in my ear.

Otto, we are overrun!

You're right, ishouldrun.

See you later, reg.

Otto! Get back here!

After this, he'd better get that trophy.

It's time for the semi-finals!

All semi-finalists please report to the half-pipe.

Otto, where are you?

Waitress, waitress!

I ordered my burger medium, and this is definitely medium-well!

What? Oh, sorry.

Waitress, cup of ice, please.

Huh? Oh, okay.

Waitress!

This clam chowder is new england style!

I wanted manhattan!

Uh, that's all we have, sorry.

Where is that brother of yours?

We need all the help we can get!

Wasn't sam here?

Oh, man, we are such toast!

Oh, I'd like some toast... And jam!

This is the last call for otto rocket.

I'm here!

Who's the man?

Who's the king?

Who's in trouble?

Way to go, rocket boy!

I think you did it!

I think you totally did it!

Yeah, dude, I think I did.

Service! Service! Service!

Hello,if you want myattention

Say it, don't scream it!

You may now continue with your meals.

Customers: would you look at those bozos?

Quietly!

You got to work on your people skills, kiddo.

I know... It's just... It's just...

Hey, reg, I'm back.

Back from where?

What's going on?

Otto man! You made the finals!

The finals?

Oops.

Reggie, little help.

You're on your own, rocket boy.

You were in the skateboard contest?

I asked you for help.

I can't believe you're so...

Irresponsible.

Irresponsible!

Inconsiderate.

Inconsiderate!

To your sister!

Thank you, reggie.

I can handle this.

By the way, young lady...

Did you know otto was blowing us off all along?

I... I...

There's no way I'm touching your skates now!

Oh, I get it.

You guys made a deal behind my back!

You bothknowbetter than to lie to me!

But dad, I made the finals.

I don't care if you made the world championships!

I made the finals!

But... I know I should be helping you, so...

I'm leaving it up to you, dad.

Let me skate in the finals?

Or... Make me help out here.

I think you should help out here...

[All three] aw...

But I'm going to let you skate.

Really?

Yeah, dad, you're the best!

But you're not getting off that easy!

Whatever happened to sam?

The last I saw him he was going to get something out of...

The freezer!

S... Su... Su...

What's he trying to say?

Sun? You want to get out in the sun?

Su... S...

Sugar?

Tractor?

Ice cream... S... Su... Sundae, anyone?

Mmm, hmm.

[Sneezes]

The sundae makes me feel a whole lot better, brother.

Glad to hear it, bro

But I wanted the news, not the weather.

You think otto and reggie want sundaes, too?

Not a chance, squid man.

I think they're going to be busy for a while, sammy.

Hey! Watch the hardware!

Tourist: is a fish taco like a fish?
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