02x03 - Rocket Repairs/Say Hello To Cement Head

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket Power". Aired: August 16, 1999 – July 30, 2004.*
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02x03 - Rocket Repairs/Say Hello To Cement Head

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[Rock intro playing]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position

♪ Rocket power...

[Static]

[Scratching]

[Music continues]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition

♪ Prepare to count down

♪ Rocket power!


[Birds screeching]

Reggie: yeah, come on, let's go, yeah!

[Kids laughing and whooping]

Come on, sam, try and keep up.

The squid's too slow.

We'll see about that.

[Laughing and whooping]

Whoo-hoo!

I told you. [Laughs]

I b*at otto.

Otto?

Yo... Trish, how did you get that?

A present from my folks.

Pretty classic, huh?

This is so sweet.

Reggie: hey, otto man, you got last place.

Who cares?

Man, someday.

Eddie [deep voice]: greetings, fellow skate brethren!

View my board in all its wonder.

I command you!

Whoa, check out eddie's board!

Awesome.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Time for a road test.

Otto says, "follow me."

Yeah.

Whoa!

Both: whoa! [Grunting]

The end of the world has come.

[Normal voice]: if I go home with this broken board

I'll be transformed into toast.

You know, otto's awesome at repairs.

I am, but I haven't got time.

Although...

For a small fee

I think my schedule just opened up.

What do I charge him?

How much you think he's got?

I like the way you think, rocket girl.

[Woman on hospital p.a., Monitors beeping...]

Wrench.

Phillips head.

And the operation is a success.

[Deep voice]: it's alive, it's alive!

[Laughing]

[Normal voice]: thanks, rocket repair.

[Cash register rings]

Hey, rocket repair.

I kind of like the sound of that.

And the sound of this...

Ka-ching!

And it only took a few minutes!

Just think if we did ten of them.

And if we opened our little repair shop after school and on weekends.

I could have... I mean...

We could really get some cool stuff.

Yeah!

Whoa... [Laughing]

We can't lose! I'm, like, the most popular guy in ocean shores.

You wish.

There's just one thing.

What do we do about dad?

I mean, he does do repairs at rocket boards and all.

This is business, baby.

Survival of the raddest.

Let's get ready to rock!

All: yeah!

How about we clean up the garage first?

All: oh...

Cleaning the garage without me asking you to, hmm?

This isn't about getting more allowance, is it?

If it was, why would twister and I be helping, sir?

Hmm, good point.

All right, carry on, and thanks for the help.

Whew!

Nice save, squid.

Yeah, now we didn't have to actually lie to dad.

Yeah, and since we didn't actually lie

We didn't do anything wrong.

Both: yeah.

Otto: so listen, um... You know

How you're always saying

We should learn from you and everything, right?

I might admit to saying that.

Well, we were helping out our friend

Fixing his skateboard?

Then we decided

To go into business for ourselves.

Uh, sort of like what I do down at the rental shop?

Yeah! I want to be just like you.

Ah, who am I kidding?

I got more repair business than I can handle.

Hey, if you're any good

I might pay you to take some of it off my hands.

Thanks, raymundo!

They'll see

It takes more than a good idea

To run a business.

Aloha to that, brother.

Want to go surfing?

Sure! Let's lock up.

Otto: and five...

Four, three, two...

Get ready to repair!

Rock and roll!

We got to do something.

I know! Let's leave!

No! I mean

We got to get some customers.

But how?

Leave it to me, guys.

You sit tight.

[Phone ringing]

Otto: are you seeing what I'm seeing?

[Yawns]

That depends.

Are you seeing the inside of my eyelids?

Dude! Look out the window!

[Crowd talking...]

Dude!

We're coming!

I already called sam!

Otto, you did it!

We are totally in business!

And totally rich!

As long as people beef it, we'll have plenty of work.

Nice going, rocket boy.

See you tomorrow.

See you later, bro.

Later, dude!

♪ Go, otto, go, otto

♪ It's your birthday, it's your birthday! ♪

Who's the king, baby? Who's the king?

[Grunting...]

We're missing the ocean shores clam chowder festival!

And why isn't otto helping us?

Because without otto, we wouldn't have any customers.

Yeah, but if we didn't have any customers

We wouldn't be doing any of this.

Chill,twist.

Whatever otto's doing

I'm sure it's helping the business.

Otto: whoa-ho-ho...!

Otto: thank you

For a great week of work.

Uh, wait a minute.

We had to have made more than this

Even divided four ways.

Guys, it cost money to run a business.

We can't just spend it all.

Don't you want the business to grow?

I guess we all want it to be a success.

That's my team!

I'll lock up, okay?

Later, dude.

See ya.

Well, theywere all my customers.

[Cash register rings]

Reggie: where's otto?

This is getting ridiculous.

He's out doing business.

This is a business, you know.

Yeah, a business calledottorepair

And so far, no otto.

We're the ones doing all the work.

You know, I kind of liked it better

When I was falling off skateboards instead of fixing them.

So now what?

So... I'm going to go find otto

And tell him that rocket repairs

Is officially out of business.

[Angry grunt]

Too much stress in the workplace.

Whoa...

She's totally rad!

Uh, maybe you can put it on your birthday list.

I have the money.

Uh... But, could you hold it here for a little while?

I kind of want to sneak it home.

Uh, as a surprise.

Anything for you, kid.

Freeze, rocket boy!

Uh... Hey, reg.

How are things at the shop?

You'd know if you were around to help us.

We're exhausted.

What have you been doing?

I, uh... Trying to get us a primo location.

I rented a store for the business.

You what?!

I got news for you, otto.

There is no more business.

You blew us off and me, sam and twister are wiped out!

You guys can't quit.

Do you want to do all the work?

Okay! So what do we do now, reg?

Thanks for coming.

Bye.

We appreciate it.

[All sigh]

Whoo, we are done!

Okay, money sam

Give us the news.

Taking into account the cost of tools

Replacement parts and overhead...

All: yeah?

Plus a breakdown

On a normal distribution curve...

All: yeah?

We're behind $!

All: what?!

Where are we going to get

That kind of money?

Um... I know where.

I kind of spent some of the business profits on a longboard skateboard.

Wait a minute.

You bought yourself a longboard skateboard?

While we... And you were... And they... Oh!

Chill, reg!

I never picked it up.

And we can get the full price back.

If you do that, it will leave us

Enough for a lunch at the pizzamat.

Better than nothing.

And we did refer everyone to rocket boards

So something good came out of it.

Besides you being alive, you mean.

Huh... Can't forget that.

So what do you say we celebrate?

Grab a slice and hit the water slides?

Oh, yeah, good plan!

Okay, but in reverse order.

Yeah, last time you ate before the water slide

You yacked all over widgie the whale.

[Laughing]

Otto: party wave!

[All laughing and whooping...]

[Grunting]

Watch my soft spot!

I can't believe conroy won't tell us.

What's the big secret?

Maybe conroy's installing a big statue of me.

Reggie: yeah, with the biggest part being your head.

Please... Let it be a first-aid station.

[Grunting]

Aah!

Conroy: go away, you nosy shredders!

You'll find out everything when we reopen tomorrow.

Tomorrow? I can't wait until tomorrow.

Yeah, I go to know now!

Conroy: hey, watch where you pour that cement!

[Sighs]

Twist, now's our chance!

Whoa...

Double whoa!

Triple whoa!

Ow...

Otto: my new cement best friend.

I think I'm in love.

Look at those vertical walls!

I can't wait till it's open!

Hey, the cement's still wet.

[Chuckling]

Reggie: twister...

This is my chance

To leave my mark on madtown forever.

Bad idea, twist.

It's just my initials.

[Laughs]

Do you need help spelling them?

No...

Sammy, um, you think you can...

This goes against every ordinance in the book!

Relax, guys, nobody's going to find out.

Whoa...!

[Grunts]

[Groans]

[Spits]

Uh... Uh...

Don't say it!

Can I write my initials on your forehead?

No...!

Get ready for some awesome air!

I can't wait to skate the new ramp.

I can't wait to get that last piece of cement out of my nose.

Huh? Don't be so psyched so soon, you guys.

Kids: we want to skate, we want to skate

We want to skate, we want to skate...!

What's up?

Aah! Madtown is the victim of a vandal!

Vandalized?

What do you mean?

It's a travesty, I tell you.

There ain't going to be no new vert ramps

For any of you rascals today.

Vandal? Oh, no... I mean...

Oh, my gosh!

There's a face and paw print

Right in the transition of my new vert ramp!

Nobody's going to skate till it's fixed.

Somebody ruined it for all of you.

Look!

All: whoa...

Oh, this is just terrible!

Who could have done something like this?!

Oh, the humanity!

All: oh...

Maybe one of you kids will come forward

And tell me who did this to my new ramp!

Uh-oh...

Until I find out who did such a thing

Madtown skate park is officially closed to everyone!

All: oh...!

Yeah, what my man conroy said.

And that goes for you, too, otto.

That's not fair! Hey...

[Kids talking angrily...]

Oh, brother.

We could have had perfect ramp-age today, twister.

Lame plus lame times lame

Equals lame-o, twister.

Huh? Aah...!

Way to go, cement head!

Are you guys mad at me?

Whoa... Ow!

No... No...

Well, you could have tried to stop me.

We did.

I don't remember that part.

That's because you hit your head on the cement.

You heard conroy, twist.

Until he finds out who did it, no one skates at madtown.

You got to turn yourself in.

But if I turn myself in, they'll think I did it!

Others: youdiddo it!

You go to turn yourself in for all of us

Or we'll never be able to tear up madtown again.

Think conroy will be cool about it?

[Sirens wailing]

Reporter: and the manhunt continues for

Maurice "twister, the cement head" rodriguez.

This notorious vert ramp cement vandal

Has eluded madtown skate park officials

For six weeks and is still at large.

Madtown manager conroy blanc is furious.

He messed up my cement big time!

Ooh, wait till I catch that little rascal!

Change the channel, change the channel, change the channel!

This stinks on ice, dude!

You got to confess.

I don't know... I mean, I could, but then...

Hey, why don't we just head over to see if conroy's

Forgotten the whole thing?

Attention, all suspects!

Madtown is still closed, and will remain closed

Until we fix that!

Now's the perfect time, twist.

You got to tell him the truth.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Uh, conroy?

Yes, twister, what can I do for you?

I just wanted to tell you something.

You see, I was here the other day, and i...

Wait a second.

Ever I find out who did this thing

That person will never be allowed to skate madtown again

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever!

[Feedback wails]

Yes, twister? You were saying?

Uh, I think whoever did that to your ramp

Is really like, like, really bad.

I wasn't even near that ramp. Bye.

Hmm...

Hey, you!

Did you confess?

Uh, define "confess."

That's a "no."

Lay off me!

Get back here, you.

If I don't skate madtown today

I'm going to freak!

You'd think they'd just do

What they did incinderella.

You know, find out who the cement shoes fit.

What?!

That's exactly how I'll nail

That cement head that did this dirty deed! [Laughs]

Great idea, squid!

I am such toast.

[Jackhammering]

[Kids talking excitedly]

Single file! No pushing!

Hey, kid, where were you on saturday?

I was delivering food to the elderly?

Ah, likely story.

Man, I've never seen conroy this intense.

No match-- you may enter.

[All cheering]

Okay, what do I do?

If I go up there, he'll know it's me

And I'll never be allowed to skate madtown again!

You should have confessed.

Yeah, twister.

Yeah, and you should have kept your mouth shut.

I can't believe you gave conroy this idea!

Don't blame sam for your boneheaded move.

Conroy: next, man.

No match.

Enjoy your visit to madtown.

Oh, no, what do I do?

Tell him already!

Conroy: all right, next!

Ah, no match.

Have a load of fun, sammy.

Oh, man, oh, man.

It's like raymundo always says:

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

I like what lars say better: run away! See ya.

Conroy: next!

Hmm... The shape of the head...

Hand size...

We have ourselves a match!

Otto rocket, you are the ramp wrecker!

[Kids booing and hissing]

Me?! Me?! What?!

My head's not shaped like that!

[Both gasp]

You have wrecked

My new ramp, little man.

Never again will you be allowed to skate

In the geographical proximity of madtown.

You are forever banished.

Wait!

It wasn't me.

Then who was it?

It's... It's...

I don't know.

It just wasn't me.

Ah, why should conroy believe you?

Twister: 'cause I did it!

I was afraid to tell you the truth, conroy.

There's no way I'm going to let my man otto take the rap.

You want my skateboard maybe?

Maurice twister rodriguez...

You are no longer welcome in this skate park!

But i, but i... Oh, man...

Conroy, twister can't help it-- he's twister.

He needs a skate park.

Think what he would do otherwise.

Come on, conroy, who's more fun than twister, huh?

Who, huh, who?

A clown? Twister!

But he messed up my new ramp.

Conroy, I'm sorry!

It was an accident, man.

I slipped into the cement.

I'm sorry! I really, really mean it!

I should have told you right away.

Not telling the truth is a bad thing, twister.

But I told the truth!

It just took me a while.

Come on, conroy, let twist back in.

Ah, I'll let him back in and forgive the little man.

[Kids cheering]

Yeah, conroy!

On one condition.

All: whoa...

Pure oxygen, baby!

Intense, little bro!

I'm going to... Puke.

How's it going, twist?

Watch it!

Hey... Ow... Ow...

Ow... Ow...!

I have been hit ten times today.

I've got gum in my hair!

It beats having

Cement in your nose!

[All laughing]

All: bust!

[Kids laughing and whooping...]

Twister: oh, the humanity!
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