02x19 - Legends & Their Falls/Welcome To Ottoworld

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♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

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Whoo-hoo!

[Kids cheering]

Aah!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo! All right! Yeah!

[Cheering]

Right on!

Whoo-hoo!Huh?

[Spitting, coughing ]

What is up withthat?

Oh, calm down. I am so stoked for this weekend.

Fourth of July, baby!

Hot dogs, fireworks.

And the Shore Shack Legends and Family Surf-O-Rama.

This is going to be the first annual Surf-O-Rama

that I take home the big trophy.

The first of many.

Can't you just have fun surfing with Dad

and all the other surf legends and their kids?

Why do you worry so much about winning all the time?

I don't worry about winning.

That's because this year I'm going to win, for sure.

You guys are so lucky.

I wish my family was entered in the family surf-O-Rama.

We're only lucky if we win.

Got it, Reggie?

What's that supposed to mean?

Just don't embarrass me and Dad in front of the legends.

Ugh!

Number one, I amnot going to wipe out.

And number two,

who just got sprayed in the face by my awesome cutback?

Ugh! Okay, this ismyshot at the trophy

and I don't want anybody messing it up.

I'm about to take a sh*t at messingyouup.

Hey! It looks like some people are starting to arrive.

Yeah! I'll show them.

[Slurping]

Here's my surf team.

Look, it's Reggie and Otto!

Kids, you remember Kam "The Man" Koerner.

Hey, Kam, tell us about that time

my dad saved you from those sharks.

Otto, uh, I don't think, uh...

You mean, when Ray held onto my back as I swam to shore

because he was too busy screaming like a baby?

[Laughs]

Dad?

I, uh... I, uh...

Hey, look! There's Kam's son, Clutch.

Go make him feel welcome, guys.

Hey, Clutch, how's it?

Hey, dude! Whoa, you're still short.

What?

Chill, Rocket Boy.

These are our buds, Sam and Twist, Clutch.

How are ya?Hey! Hey, man! How you doin'?

You guys entering

the family Surf-O-Rama longboard contest tomorrow?

Otto: Yeah, duh, we're going to win it

so I guess that means we're going to enter it.

Yeah, what he said.

Ha! Winning? You guys?

Maybe me and my pops will show you a few tricks.

He's a legendary pro, you know.

Yeah, well, Raymundo's a legend, too.

Totallegend, dude.

Oh, yeah? Yeah!

We're going to win it.

No, you're not.

Am, too! Are not.

Reggie: Guys, this is supposed to be a reunion.

[Clutch and Otto growling ]

Hey, looks like Clutch isn't gonna be your only competition.

Twister: Keoni!Otto: Huh?

Tito didn't say he was coming.

All: Woogety, woogety, woogety!

What an awesome surprise.

I wouldn't miss surfing with Uncle Tito

and hanging out with my buds.

Man, this is going to be the best

Fourth of July family Surf-O-Rama yet,

especially with all this great competition.

I can b*at those guys, no sweat.

[Television playing]

Otto, shouldn't you be in bed?

How can I sleep with the contest on my mind?

This is about friends and good times, Rocket Boy.

The legends have been through a ton of contests

and, for most of us, you know, the competitive days are over.

Yeah, but their kids are some of the best surfers anywhere.

So it's up to us to dominate.

Let's just have some fun, okay?

Oh, yeah, sure, that, too, but we're still

going to b*at the pants off everyone else, right?

Well, actually...

Tonight, son of "Rippin'" Raymundo,

tomorrow, a legend.

[Squawks]

Aloha, little and big cuzzes.

We just came by to wish you good luck.

Thanks, guys, that was very thoughtful.

You guys are the best.

[Chuckles] Otto...

Don't you have something to say to Tito and Keoni?

Oh, yeah.

See you on the winner's stand.

Otto!

Good luck.

Look! Kam and Clutch are up.

[Airhorn blows]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Shore Shack

Fourth of July Legends and Family Surf-O-Rama.

First up in the lineup-- the Koerner family--

the legendary Kam "The Man" Koerner

and his son, Clutch.

[Cheering]

Look! A total Solarez Cover-Up.

Yeah, victory!

[Airhorn blowing]

Emcee: That was beautiful!

That was awe...

[Growling]

...ful.

Awful.

You'll definitely b*at them, bro.

Our next contestants on this beautiful fourth of July

our host, the legendary "Rippin'" Raymundo Rocket

and his kids, Reggie and Otto.

Nice swell.

Boss swell.

You guys better be ready.

You better not screw up.

I'm ready for this to be over already.

Okay, guys! Splitskies!

You got me? You guys, go right.

Incoming!

[Cheering]

Otto! Otto! All right, go, Otto!

Oh, splitskies may mean a prize for Raymundo and Reggie.

That is beautiful!

[Gasps]

Aah!

Emcee: Otto Rocket...

Is losing it?

Daddy!

[Groaning]

[Yelps]

Can I open my eyes yet?

Dude, you don't want to open them.

That was the worst wipeout I ever saw.

[spitting]

Dude, that had to hurt.

I can't believe I just did that.

Ray: Forget it, Otto. These things happen.

You did your best.

That was not my best,

even though everyone here probably thinks it was.

Just leave me alone, okay?

[Growling]

I just wish he wouldn't take everything so seriously.

He's a Rocket, Pop.

[Sizzling]

[Cheering]

[Cheering, Laughter ]

Tito: Hey, what's up, brother?

You look like a coconut just hit you in the head.

It's Otto, bro. He's missing all this great fun.

There is an ancient Hawaiian saying that goes

"When the sea turtle retreats into its hardened shell

just give him time, he'll show up..."

Especially when there's teriyaki barbecued chicken.

Do you make this stuff up?

Most of the time.

[Laughs]

Where would I be without you, my old legendary bro?

Sweating over the barbecue, instead of me.

All [chanting]: Go, Tito! Go, Tito!

Tito [Bellowing]: Yowza, yowza, yowza! Whoa-ha!

[All cheering]

Calm down, everybody, calm down.

It's time for the awards portion of our luau.

I'm out of here.

Ray: Not so fast.

Why don't you chill out and watch?

Dad...

[Sighing] Okay.

This is the award

for the most handsome uncle and his equally handsome nephew

on a double overhead wave.

The tiki goes to...

Me and Keoni.

[Cheering]

That's pretty cool.

This is the award for the best tandem tube ride

by an old guy and his much cooler son.

The tiki goes to...

Kam and Clutch Koerner.

[cheering]

Sam: Go, Clutch!

And the next and last award...

Hey!

[Laughter]

This award is for the greatest achievement

in the advancement of the legendary wipeout.

Never has a little cuz gotten whomped so hard

going over the falls

in all the years of this great competition.

The tiki goes to...

Otto Rocket!

[Cheering]

Legendary wipeout? Me?

Well, I guess there's lots of ways

of becoming a legend.

Cool.

Thank you.

And now it's time for the fireworks!

[Cheering, fireworks whistling]

Glad you could make it, Rocket Boy.

Wouldn't have been as much fun without you.

Like I always say...

If you can't goof on yourself, you can't have fun, right?

Puh-lease. Hey, I'm trying.

[Laughter ]

Tito: Whoa-ha!

Happy Fourth of July, everybody!

[Cheering]

[Grunting]

Boy: Tie game and the natives are getting restless.

Can Otto and his denizens from Ocean Shores

defeat the evil empire from Spray Beach?

[Smacking]

The squid blocks the demon puck, once again!

Otto Rocket's on a mission to destroy

joined by his merciless band of three.

[Puck whistling]

[Bell ringing]

The opposition is cast out!

The opposition is cast out!

Reggie Rocket is all-powerful!

Team Rocket are champions!

[Cheering]

Otto: Yeah, all right! First place!

In your face!

No disgrace?

Huh, we won?

It's a crime, you can't rhyme!

[Laughter]

Ray: You guys won the hockey competition?

Way to go!

She's a beaut!

It's going to look so awesome in my room.

Hello? I was the one that scored the winning goal.

It's going in my room.

Hey, what about me?

I was on the team and did a lot of stuff.

As goalie, I did record a shutout.

Nothing got by me.

Youwant the trophy?

Why not?

Puh-lease.

It's my trophy!

Twister: Come on!

Sam: Who are you kidding?

Reggie: Give it, give it!

Sam: Forget you!

Otto: You wish!

Silencio!

[Grunts ] I'll take that.

I think I'll hold on to this trophy

until you guys come to some sort of agreement.

It's not fair!

Why not?

'Cause, 'cause...

It's my trophy.

All: Hey!

No, it's my trophy.

Go cool off, you guys. Later on!

Are you happy? Look what you did now.

Get real!

Teacher: Our school time capsule

is going to be buried on Ocean Shore Beach.

Now, for those who don't know what a time capsule is

it's like a big tin can filled with all kinds of this and that.

And it's not going to be opened for about years.

Whoa! that's like half a century.

Why do we do this, you ask.

We want people of the future to know what life

in Ocean Shores was like right now.

Duh! Why don't they come for a visit?

Teacher: So, we are asking all of you

to nominate items to put in the time capsule--

stuff that represents a little bit of yourselves

and a little bit of beautiful Ocean Shores.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoa!

Otto: I wonder if my lucky hockey stick

would fit in the time capsule?

In case you didn't hear, they wantimportantstuff.

Such as?

I was thinking maybe a copy of my zine's greatest articles.

Get real!

Not all the articles, just the good ones.

The ones without you!

I have a better idea.

How about my report cards?

My grades will inspire future generations.

Maybe I could just put in me!

That's impressive.

All: What?!

Come on, you guys, the waves are great!

What are doing sitting around?

We can't decide what to put into the time capsule, Tito.

What are you little cousins thinking?

Otto: My hockey stick?

Reggie: My zine?

Sam: My report cards.

Me!

Sheesh, you know, ever since that business with the trophy,

each one of you has got

a coconut bigger than Diamond Head.

What do you mean?

You're all really good brothers.

Why you got to prove who's the best?

I don't have to prove nothin'.

Dream on, Rocket Boy.

The perfect shutout, that's all I'm saying.

I'm the one getting shut out!

You know, the ancient Hawaiians had a saying --

"He who carves himself in stone has rocks in his head!"

Wouldn't the rocks fall out of his nose?

[Laughter]

Aloha to that, little cuz.

I'm going to go snag me some waves.

Sammy, what do you think Ocean Shores

will really be like in years?

Sam: It will be totally wired.

Everything will be run by computer.

And I bet...

There will be huge skyscrapers everywhere!

And I bet they'll even have

gasoline-powered turtleneck sweaters!

Yeah, I bet years from now

this whole town will be a skate park.

Oh, and scientists will discover the hockey trophy

buried inmyroom.

What?!

No way!

Nice try!

Man, just saying.

Sam: [Echoing]Ocean Shores in years...

Whoo-hoo! Yeah, all right! Yes, whoo-hoo!

[Electronic beeping]

[Pulsing techno b*at playing]

[Futuristic electronic music playing]

Slow down, Sammy, you're going too fast!

Whoa!

Sam boy, you rule!

Whoa!

It goes without saying

that I do not possess your awesome surfing gifts, Sam.

Aah!

[Splashing]

This issoawesome, guys!

Guys?

[Sam's voice echoing eerily]

Reggie: I was thinking maybe a copy of my zine's greatest articles

greatest articles, greatest articles...

Reggie: Well, who would have thunk it?

Our one millionth issue.

[Applause]

[Garbled electronic speaking]

Otto and the guys should be here for the cake.

Anybody seen them?

[Electronic squeaking]

[Whooshing]

[Whistling on descent]

Oh...

[Applause]

[Musical fanfare]

Otto: This is so awesome!

Go, Otto! Go, Otto!

It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

[Whooshing]

[Whistling through the air]

[Screeching ]

Nothing quenches my thirst like Otto-ade!

[Echoing] Who wants one?

[Otto's voice echoing]

[Gulping rapidly]

Ahh!

Okay, this is lame!

[Echoing] Lame...lame...

Come back, everybody! Come back, please!

For the last time, Maurice!

Clean up your room!

Oh, okay.

Aw, man!

[Groaning]

[Electronic beep]

[Robot whirring]

[Electronic beeping]

Hey!

It's clean!

[From closet] Happy now?

Whoa-oh!

Whoa!

Aah!

[Gasps]

[Seagulls squawking]

The next item for the time capsule

is being donated by Eddie, Prince of the Netherworld.

[Cheering and applause]

It's this standard T-shirt?!

May the Underlord's fashion sense be in the future, reborn!

That's swell, Eddie.

Next up, Oliver Van Rossum is contributing a...

"Bicarpal flagellarctum?"

Ow! Better known as...

Jellyfish.

[Laughter]

And finally, we got ourselves a group donation

from Otto, Reggie, Sam, and Twister.

Take a look at this shiny championship hockey trophy!

[Cheers and applause]

In years...

Everybody's going to know we totally rule.

You know it, Rocket Boy!

[Cheering and applauding]

Ray: That was a great idea, guys!

No rocks in your heads, little cousins.

Not a lot of rocks.

Well, Samdid have a shutout.

And Reggiedidhave the winning goal.

And Ottois fairly awesome.

And Twister is...

One of the team.

You know, I really do wish I knew

what things would be like in years.

Me, too.

You know, when they open that time capsule

and see the trophy,

they're not gonna know who we were.

No way!

Doyouremember people from years ago?

Man, I don't even know the names of all my cousins.

Maybe in the future, we'll be nobodies.

But right now, guys, we're one awesome team.

You know it!

All the way!

All: Woogety, woogety, woogety.

Twister: Yeah!

[Machinery grinding]

[Whirring]

[People cheering]

[Rockets whooshing]

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Twister: All the way!