05x21 - THE MAFT

[bunniefuu]

"To the cast of all that.

"I really like your show.

"To prove just how much I like all that,

I've sent you cream pies."

Signed, "luigi, the baker."

That was awfully nice of luigi the baker.

Yeah, wasn't it?

But there's no way we could possibly eat all of these pies.

What are we gonna do with the rest of them?

Yes. What in the world are we gonna do with all these pies?

Minutes--hey! What's with all the pastry pies?

You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

We're gonna take these pies to the zoo

And feed them to the zebras!

Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!

Hey, not so fast, jive turkeys.

What gives?

Well, what are you talking about?

You've got a roomful of pies.

All: yeah?

I walked in seconds after mark said,

"What in the world are we gonna do with all these pies?"

All: yeah?

Seemed like an obvious setup for you guys

To throw a bunch of pies at me.

We're not gonna throw all these pies at you.

No way.

Luigi made us this giant cake to throw at you.

Ohhhh....

Yeah!

Let's go do the show.

Yeah! Ok!

Eat the cake, eat the pie,

Eat the cake, eat the pie...

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

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Aw, give me my honey snack!

Gimme my--i didn't press that button!

I didn't press the--

Give me my--ow! Ow!

[Hollers unintelligibly]

Hello, faculty.

Now, as principal of dullmont junior high,

Principal william... Baines...pimpel,

I have decided to hire a fitness expert

To whip your flabby posteriors into shape.

I like my flabby posterior.

[Belches loudly]

Oh, janitor gaseous!

Oh, lookit here. We don't need

No fitness expert, all right?

I'm the fitness expert around here.

Yes, but yesterday you passed out

From blowing your whistle.

So gentlemen and... You,

Please welcome fitness expert

Mitch hamshay!

Ok, people, let's motivate!

Motivate! Yes.

Oh, goody! Yes, yes, I'm ready to sweat!

Wait--wait--wait, wait a minute.

This is no fitness expert.

Look like more like a cheer-dancin'-leader.

Come on, do somethin' for me.

Impress me.

Okey dokey, eager beaver.

Let's start out with some jumping jacks.

Ah, an old pimpel family favorite.

I can do a million jumping jacks. Observe.

And a one, and a two--

Oh...oh, no. I feel my chest reeling and throbbing.

Oh, the blood is leaving my pimple at a rapid velocity.

Oh, my goodness. He's passed out!

I'll give him mouth to mouth resuscitation!

Oh!no you won't, woman.

I can give him armpit to mouth resuscitation.

Mr. Pimpel, let me check your pulse.

[Breathes heavily]

Hmm. I can't seem to find it.

Try my pimple.

[Heartbeat sounds]

Well, you're in terrible shape.

But your pimple could climb mt. Everest!

It has!

Ok, now. Let's do some sit-ups.

Coach kreeton, you can hold janitor gaseous' feet.

Janitor gaseous' feet? All right.

All right, come here, boy. Come on, gaseous.

Awww! What you need to do is hold your feet under a shower!

You need to wash, 'cause your feet smell like a dead pig.

Ok, now. And, begin!

[Belches]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Belches] ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Belches] ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Belches]

Ahhhh, I can't take it no more!

Aw, man! What kind of workout is this?

Coach kreeton hasn't even broke a sweat.

Upsy daisy then, coach k.

Try lifting that heavy medicine ball

And throwing it at my stomach.

Throw it at your stomach?

[Laughing evilly]

Good.

Hahhh!

Come on. Come on, boy.

Ow! Ah, you got me in the gut belly.

Can't breathe! Breathe!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Demon!

Okey dokey, now. Let's try some boxing.

First up, principal pimpel and janitor gaseous.

Ok...

Okey dokey, now, janitor gaseous.

My obscene pimple and I were champion pugilists-- that's boxing--

And if you think you can come in here and just--

[Belches]

Ohhh...

Take that, pimpel!

Ok, tandy, kreeton, you're up next.

Ooooh. Oh, yeah.

Tandy and kreeton.

Watch the fancy footwork now.

Watch the fancy footwork, watch, come on. Whatcha gonna do, huh?

Careful, coach kreeton. You know tandy knows the jujitsu moves.

I ain't scared of no nujitsu move-- shoo smitsu move.

Come on! Ok, coach k.

If you insist-imoo! [Giggles]

Huh? Whatcha got?

Easy there, rocky. Easy there.

Oh, the pain in spain stays mainly on my brain!

Um...maybe weightlifting will be better.

Tandy, try lifting that barbell.

Yeah, and do some squats.

And rot!

I don't need to lift weights.

I'm in perfect shape!

Right, tandy. You have the physique of a much younger...

Man.

But you could use some extra tone.

You could also use a facelift.

Well, I'll try this one. This one looks light.

Ohhhhhh!

Ohhhh!

Wow, tandy, I'm impressed.

That weighs pounds.

Oh, goodness, this is fun.

Oh! Ohhhh!

...and , and !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ah, my neck, my neck, my neck!

Ow! The pain is only equal to my suffering!

[Groans]

Now let's try something a little bit safer.

What? Like this treadmill!

The treadmill! Aw, now you're talkin', boy.

Now you're talkin'.

Huh? 'Cause I know about runnin'.

Come on. Ok. And on...

Come on. Turn it up a bit.

This ain't nothin', for god's sake. Huh?

I coached this school for years, huh?

Everybody know how to run.

Faster! Faster!

Wait a minute! You're goin' too fast for me!

Goin' too fast for me!

Slow down, sissy! Wait a minute!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, the life I live is sad.

And now, danny tamberelli

With vital information for your everyday life.

The hip bone's connected to the thigh bone.

The thigh bone's connected to the knee bone.

The knee bone's connected to this tasty meatloaf.

It takes two to tango.

It takes to strap your grandma to a garbage truck.

The next time your teacher says, "good morning, class."

Don't yell out, "yeah, well, it's not such a good morning for us.

We gotta stand here and look at you, cow face."

Announcer: this has been danny tamberelli with vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Hi, I'm jack takahashi.

And I'm mack takahashi. No relation.

We're coming to you live from dullmont junior high

Where this afternoon we will watch alan rogan

Take his final exam in social studies.

Yeah. Alan's coming in to this test with a solid "d" average.

He really needs to get an "a" to avoid summer school.

It's not going to be easy,

Because the teacher he's up against today is...

Yeah. Her tests are notorious

For leaving many children with

Bruised brains and fractured report cards.

There's the hand off,

And the test is underway!

[Whistle]

You know, alan doesn't look very confident out there, jack.

I guess studying for minutes on the bus

Just wasn't enough, hey?

[Both laughing]

Oh! His pencil broke!

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Let's take a look at that instant replay.

Boy, what a bummer. A broken pencil

In the opening minutes of the test.

And here comes alan's coach

Running in with some new equipment.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Knock that exam off its papery butt.

Jack: alan's back to the test.

Today's test is brought to you by...

It's argh, argh delicious.

[Both laughing]

Now let's go to bo stallion on the sidelines.

Thanks, jack, thanks, mack.

I'm here with alan's teacher, miss klump.

Miss klump, what's your prediction for today's matchup?

[Clears throat]

Well, bo, I think that because today's test is such a challenge,

And I don't think alan's up to it, i--

I--b-b-bo?

Number should be "gettysburg".

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Thank you, miss klump.

Back to you, mack and jack.

Uh...thanks, bo.

Here, let's take a look at what alan's strategy should be from here on out.

See, first alan needs to keep his head in the game

And ace this test.

Then he needs to take it up this aisle here

And hand it in to miss klump.

And, of course, he's got to stay in bounds.

Hey, look... I drew a funny face.

Gee, that's really good, mack.

Thanks. I've been taking some art classes.

Oh, really? Can you paint landscapes, too?

Yeah, I dabble--

Wait!

Another student, dirk loganheimer,

Seems to be cheating off alan's exam.

Uh-oh!

Oh, alan's playing good defense here,

But that loganheimer just won't give up.

Hey, quit looking at my paper!

[Whistle]

Penalty. Talking. Minus .

Ouch! It's gonna be tough to come back from that one!

[Marching band music plays]

Oh, look! It's the dullmont junior high marching band.

And, of course, they're playing alan's fight song.

Good to see so much team spirit out there, jackie.

W-wait. Alan's putting his pencil down.

It appears that he is banging his head into his desk.

Yes, this certainly was unexpected.

[Whistle blows]

Oh, look. He's called a time out.

And here comes alan's coach onto the court.

Let's listen in.

What's the problem, kid?

It's this test. It's just not fair.

She hasn't taught us some of this stuff yet.

Well, kid, you took a good test.

But we're gonna have to take you out.

Substitution.

Oh! He's calling for a substitution!

Oh, this is gonna make things interesting!

Coming in for alan is the smartest kid in school,

Megan--megan marples.

[Speaking quickly] hello, I'm megan, megan marples.

Look at her tearing through that test!

Holy-moly, that was fast.

That's gotta be some kind of new record.

Well, the test is in.

Now all alan can do is wait for the score.

[Clears throat]

Well, alan, very good. You got an "a" plus plus.

Oh, what an exciting finish!

That's one for the record book!

And the gra-a-a-ade book!

Oh, well, thanks for watching, folks.

Join us next week when we'll be broadcasting live

From little krisha bowlocks trip to the school nurse.

Good night, everybody. See you later.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

And now, all thatpresents a semi-educational moment,

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking in french]

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Speaking in french]

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Speaking in french]

Oh!

Some ping pong player.

Hey, kids, it's time to...

Hey, whassup? My name's leroy.

And my name is fuzz.

[Giggles]

Can it, hairball.

Now, today I wanna talk about

Something that irritates me--chores.

Chores? Oh, but chores are fun.

I love doing chores!

Yay!

Well, I don't. What's so fun about

Cleaning your room or mowing the lawn?

Or smashing dishes over that puppet's head?

Smashing dishes over a puppet's head?

Don't mind if I do.

[Screams]

L-leroy?

Thanks--

Uh, smashing dishes over my head isn't a chore.

You're supposed to wash dishes.

Oh, my bad. Then let's wash some dishes, then.

Oh, hey, that's the spirit.

Maybe I can help.

Sure.

Whoa--whoa-- whoa-oa-oa-oa!

[Screaming]

Ow! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

You know, fuzz, you're right.

Doing your chores isn't so bad.

What do you say we do something about all this dust?

Dust? What dust?

This dust.

[Sneezes]

Oh, hey, I'm allergic to dust.

You know, fuzz, don't worry.

I can dust you right off

With this industrial strength vacuum cleaner.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Like I was sayin',

I don't like doin' chores.

My name is leroy.

Have a nice day.

Fuzz: leroy? Hey! I'm in the vacuum!

.

Oh, yeah. Kick it.