04x01 - Reggie's Big (Beach) Break - Pt. 1

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♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down.


What's up?!

Otto Rocket here.

Word on the street is

you're looking for a place to hang out for a while.

Well, I got one thing to say:

Don't come to Ocean Shores... unless you want to party!

If you need water, stay out of Ocean Shores...

unless you want sick barrels of the stuff!

Need some fresh air?

Don't even think about coming here...

unless you can handle a mad, major aerial att*ck!

Want to get away from the daily grind?

This ain't the place...

unless you want to grind all day!

So if you're looking for awesome, go someplace else.

If you're looking forepic, get your butt to Ocean Shores!

[hooting]

[click; static]

Looks like we're going to Ocean Shores.

[hammering]

[beeping]

WOMAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

The th Annual Beach Break TVJam-athon

is headed to California

for an all-out as*ault on the town of Ocean Shores!

This year's lineup is going to be k*ller, yo.

We got skateboarding monster Willy Santos,

superstar Andy Mac

and pop sensation Shaffika!

Everybody who's anybody is going to be there starting tomorrow.

So if you want to be somebody, you better be there, too, baby.

[yells]

[grunts]

Give it up, Rocket Boy.

You can barely do the , much less the double-oh-nine.

Maybe not now,

but by the time theBeach Break TV cameras show up,

they'll be calling me the master

of the double-oh-nine.

[grunts]

[laughs]

"They'll be calling " is more like it.

Now, let's get back to the Shack.

We have a deal with Raymundo, remember?

Relax, Reg.

We got all night to help him prep.

I can't believe Shaffika is going to be here,

breathing in the same air that I'm breathing!

Her song "Get Dancin'" is my favorite song ever!

♪ Get dancing, get dancing... ♪

Get real.

We've got a plan to get her autograph.

It's all worked out, down to the last detail.

OTTO: Hey, Squid!

Since when are you a Shaffika fan?

What do you mean?!

She's a great artist.

She sings, she dances, she writes cool music.

She's awesome.

And the real reason?

Her autograph grabs Franklins on the Internet.

You guys are all dreaming.

Come on, Reg, don't you think

it's going to be totally sick

to have all this cool stuff going on?

Sure.

But I don't have any whacked ideas

about hanging with pop stars

and getting face time on TV.

[groans]

So close I could taste it!

You'll have to taste it tomorrow.

Now, let's bolt before Raymundo freaks.

Right behind you.

[grunts]

I did it!

Where have you been all night?

You are looking at the only dude in all of Ocean Shores

to nail the double-oh-nine.

Oh, really?

How convenient that you hit it

when there were no witnesses.

Not only did I master the double-oh-nine,

I got it in a half nelson and made it my sl*ve.

Congratulations, Rocket Boy.

You're grounded.

For the double-oh-nine?!

The double-oh-no-show.

This week is going to be crazy, and you knew the deal--

you help me set up at night

and during the day you're free to do whatever.

But, Dad, it wasn't my fault,

it was the double-oh-nine.

I was powerless-- it had me under its spell.

And tomorrow, you'll be under mine

helping Tito and me at the Shack.

You're going to ground me on the first day ofBeach Break?

That's got to be illegal or something!

Talk to the robe-- I'm going to bed.

And I suggest you do the same.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day.

[groans]

[low rumbling]

Earthquake!

Quick, everyone,

get under the doorway!

Oh, it's an earthquake!

Earthquake, earthquake!

[people shouting]

[aircraft rumbling]

Wow...

OTTO: That's no earthquake, that's an invasion!

[yawns, then gasps]

[people shouting, laughing]

Yo, check out the dinosaur.

What up, Partysaurus Rex?

Stellar pool, bro.

What's going on out here?

OTHERS: Party!

[shouting continues]

Tony Centola here.

We're going to order some pizza.

You want in?

No, I don't want in.

I want you out!

Good call, dude.

I'm shriveling up like a prune.

[snarling]

[phone ringing]

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

OSPD, please hold.

MERV: Shirley, it's Merv.

Get over here right away.

There are teenagers in my geraniums!

There are teenagers everywhere, Merv.

I'll add you to the list.

SAM: The Xs indicate

where Shaffika is scheduled to be throughout the day.

First stop, Madtown Park.

I figure we show up early, b*at the crowds

and she's all ours.

Awesome!

I'm going to meet Shaffika!

You're the best, Squid.

Where'd you get this?

The Internet.

I hacked it off of theBeach Break TVproduction site.

Took me all night to cr*ck the code.

But I would not be denied.

Could have saved yourself a little time

and picked up a paper.

"Shaffika's minute- to-minute itinerary"?

Oh, no, I'm never going to meet Shaffika.

You're the worst, Squid.

So you don't get to meet Shaffika?

We'll still have fun.

OTTO: I thought you weren't

into this whole Beach Breakthing.

Yeah, I'm just not obsessed with it.

Time to punch in.

OTTO: Come on, guys,

let's get out of here.

Freeze, Otto.

Did you forget you're serving time today?

You're not going to go through

with that whole grounded thing.

What do you think?

Of all the days to be incarcerated.

Don't sweat it, Rocket Boy.

You serve a few hamburgers,

wipe down a few tables, how bad can it be?

TITO: Wow!

[people shouting]

Whoa! Talk about your morning rush, huh, Tito?

More like a morning rave, bruddah!

[shouting continues]

This... blows big time.

TWISTER: Whoa, look at all these shoobies!

There's got to be, like, people here!

REGGIE: Conroy, what's with the line?

Extras for the show.

Hope you packed a lunch and a dinner

and maybe some snacks.

Come on, Conroy,

hook us up with some passes.

What makes you think I can do that?

Because you own the park.

So?

And we're friends.

So?

And because if you don't,

we'll tell everybody your middle name is Janice.

Hook them up.

Sweet!

[laughing]: Yeah!

[groaning]

RAY: Aw, man!

It's only :

and we already sold more cheese fries

than we did all of last year.

Put more burgers on the grill!

She's giving it all she's got, Ray--

she can't take much more!

[groaning]

WOMAN [on TV]: Crystal Bianca coming to you live

from Madtown Park in Ocean Shores.

And we're all here getting our break on.

Hey, I'm Twister,

and I want to give a shout out to Shaffika!

♪ Get dancin', get dancin'! ♪

Look, me and my camera are on camera.

It's, like, totallyMatrix.

The name's Sam Dullard.

For authentic Shaffika autographs,

log onto my fully secure Web site at www-dot...

Whoa!Whoa!

Oh, man...

Everybody's having a blast but me!

Two bulls in a boat, no anchor.

Three daisies and a duke, extra blood.

One side of stinky loops over easy.

One Guernsey catching big air.

CRYSTAL: As you can see, the locals here are getting some major air

on this perfect California day.

I got to get in on that!

I like a little hot dog with my mustard.

Yeah, catch you later... beach side.

[grunts]

[crowd cheers, gasps]

[grunts]

CROWD: Whoa!

What's up?

Thanks for the lift.

Whoa!

Blink and you miss it.

Miss what?

That.

[crowd cheering]

CRYSTAL: Whoa! Check her out.

What do you say we get the down low

on this little wonder girl?

[crowd cheering]

Mind if we rap with you for a minute?

[giggling]

Not at all.

So, what's your name?

Reggie Rocket.

So, tell me, Reggie,

where'd you get those k*ller moves?

[echoing]: Got them half price at a k*ller move sale.

[crowd laughing]

Oh, she's talented and funny.

We're still talking about me, right?

[crowd laughing]

Where are you from?

The best place on earth.

Where's that?

Ocean Shores, California!

[crowd cheering]

Huh...

Yeah!

[toilet sloshes]

[crowd cheering]

This local girl's got it going on.

Go, Rocket Girl!

Rocket Girl?

I like that.

How about showing us some more

of those bargain-basement moves, Rocket Girl?

No sweat.

[crowd cheering]

SAM: I've got it!

I've got a visual!

It's her!

Let's move it out!

All right!

Whoa!

Oh. Oh.

Get off me, freak!

RAYMUNDO: Check it out, Tito.

Reggie's on TV.

I'll catch it in reruns.

Meantime I think that cup

is as full as it's going to get.

You want to fill something, fill the ketchup bottles.

That's Otto's job.

Where is Otto?

[crowd cheering]

All right!

OTTO: Coming through.

Otto!

Move it or lose it.

Oh, I think you're going to lose it.

Hey! Where are you going, bruddah?

Don't leave me alone.

I'm scared!

[crowd yelling]

[camera whirring]

I can't see her.

I can only see her hair.

I can't believe you saw her hair.

I got to get to her.

Oh, forget it.

The crowd's too thick.

We've got to find another...

Twister!

TWISTER: Whoo!

Shaffika, up here!

Look! I'm up here!

Over here!

Oof.

[in pain]: Shaffika...

SAM: Pardon me. Excuse me.

Coming through.

Are you crazy?!

I saw her boots.

You could have k*lled yourself!

It would have been worth it.

[crowd cheering]

Give it up for the Rocket Girl.

[cheering]

This is Crystal Bianca withBeach Break TV

saying, "Get your break on!"

[cheering]

Right now I'm going to throw it over to the main stage

where the Bibiny Boys are performing

their new hit single.

Wait! Keep the cameras rolling.

I'm about to score a double-oh-nine.

Keep them rolling-- here I go.

That's a wrap. Move it on.

Oh!

♪ ♪

[crowd cheering]

What are you doing here?

Oh, man, I was robbed!

When did Raymundo cut you loose?

RAY: He didn't.

You can't blame me, Raymundo.

I was missing out on everything.

Yeah, you were missing, all right.

And now you're grounded for two days.

No way.

That's not fair.

How can you live with yourself?

I'll find a way.

Now, get back to the Shack.

Oh, man, man, man.

Today.

Sometimes I think that boy will never learn.

Don't worry, Dad.

He'll get it right one of these days.

Yeah.

Saw you on TV, Rocket Girl.

Way to go!

Oh, thanks.

So, um, do you think there's any TV cameras still around?

Oh, not you, too, Dad.

I just hope the delinquents can read.

You guys!

I saw Shaffika's boots.

And Sam saw her hair.

That means we both almost saw half of her.

But we still don't have an autograph.

I think this calls for a new strategy.

TITO: I know, little grill.

I know you worked hard yesterday and you're tired,

but I need another day from you.

I know you can do it.

Is Tito talking to the stove?

He had a long day yesterday.

He's a little delirious.

What's that?

What did you say?

No, he didn't mean to call you a stove.

He doesn't know.

Don't take it personal.

Hey, Reg, did you see the recap on the news last night?

You were all over it!

Come on, Sam, it was ten seconds.

Enjoy it while you can, Rocket Girl,

because tomorrow when I'm ungrounded

and I nail the double-oh-nine,

everybody's going to be talking about the RocketBoy.

CRYSTAL: Yo, Rocket Girl,

you totally scored.

The producers are, like, in love with you.

Really?

Totally.

They love your moves, the whole local thing...

Hello! Hey! I'm Otto-- Rocket Boy.

Yeah, hey-- so, Reg, check this out.

They want the Rocket Girl to do

the "Good-to-go" reports all during the break.

The "Good-to-go" reports?

Awesome, Reg!

That's one of the coolest jobs you could have!

What are the "Good-to-go" reports?

Interviews with celebs, rundowns on what's happening.

You'd do skate tricks.

You up for it?

OTTO: I'm up for it.

You want tricks?

I'm the best in Ocean Shores.

Surfing, boarding, blading, anything, anywhere, anytime.

Uh, yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

So, Reg, what do you say?

Well, I, uh...

OTTO: I'll do it.

Uh, I don't know.

Go ahead, Reg.

It'll be fun.

Hi, I'm Ray Rocket,

Reggie's dad.

Hi.

Uh, this is my place, Shore Shack.

I own it.

Uh, nice.

Lived here all my life.

So, uh, if you and the TV people need an expert on Ocean Shores,

I'm your man.

Good to know.

What's it going to be, Rocket Girl?

Uh... okay, sure.

Great.

What about me?

[phone speed-dialing]Cleo, she's in.

Get me wardrobe

and a VIP all-access pass, pronto.

First up is an interview with Andy Mac.

Andy Mac?

I know everything about Andy Mac.

Let me do it!

Does this kid have an off switch?

Uh, sorry.

He's kind of a Mac fanatic.

Whatever.

Let's head to your trailer and get you decked out.

REGGIE: My own trailer!

Whoa!

Did you hear that?

Interviews with celebs.

Reg will probably get to hang with Shaffika.

I wonder how much a Rocket Girl autograph

will get on the Internet.

Get real.

No one's going to pony up two cents.

Think that TV lady's going to call me for an interview?

Wonder what I should wear.

An apron.

[latex stretching]

[knuckles cracking]

Let's go, bruddah.

Ready, Otto?

Ready as I'll never be.

[crowd yelling]

Hey, look-- neon dorks.

Back off!

I have a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it!

Hey, wait!

[yells]

And now you're grounded for three days.

I'm going backstage

to the Shaffika video sh**t.

After I snake the double-oh-nine,

everyone's going to be asking for my autograph.

Everybody's going to be asking foryourautograph.

♪ Because I'm hanging with my homies ♪

♪ And we got the bling, bling.

OTTO [in pain]: Shaffika...