04x09 - The Big Day (part 2)

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♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down. ♪

Zero Gravity opens in six days.

You're getting married in two weeks.

TWISTER: Z.G.Z. is going to be totally rad, bros--

skateboarding, dirtboarding, snowboarding.

There's a problem with the date we chose for the wedding.

MOMMI: I have chosen a perfect day

for the wedding.

Four days from today.

Saturday? Saturday?

[screaming]

OTTO: All my dreams

of me and The Egg cranking it wild style

on the slopes of Lake Tahoe

crushed like roadkill under an -wheeler.

Grow up, Otto.

This is Dad's wedding.

Don't you think it's a little more important

than a skate park opening?

No, I don't.

They can get hitched on any day of the year,

and they picked Saturday just to ruin my life.

I'm sure that was the deciding factor.

[imitating Ray's voice]: Noelani, what day should we have the wedding?

[imitating Noelani's voice]: I don't know, Ray.

Maybe we can have it Saturday, so Otto,

who the entire world revolves around, will be put out!

That's exactly how it must have gone down.

OTTO: Here's the deal:

You have the choice of days,

and I'm going to let you pick from any one of them.

All I'm asking

is that you spare this one measly Saturday.

So what do you say?

[from behind door]: Is that a no?

That's a no.

SAM: I wish cloning was more advanced

so I could send my clone to the wedding.

I wish I had a twin, so he could sit next to your clone

and hopefully score me some wedding cake.

And maybe I'll project a hologram of myself

and everyone will think I'm there

but just really, really quiet.

LARS: Well, if it isn't the loser crew.

TRIO: Oh.

Not today, Lars.

You guys bumming about something?

Oh, is it because you're going to miss the opening of Z.G.Z.

to go to a kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy wedding?

[Lars laughing]

[to tune of "Wedding March"]: ♪ Dum, dum, da-dum... ♪

♪ And dumber. ♪

We'll be thinking about you Saturday

when we're tearing it up at Z.G.Z.

Without Otto flossing it up,

I'll be the one snaking the grand prize.

Maybe me and Shaun will send you a postcard from Lake Tahoe,

if we're not too busy training.

Not going to happen, hairball.

Have fun watching old people make out Saturday.

And don't worry, loser boy.

I'll send your love to The Egg.

Yeah, he likes eggs.

Yeah, eggs are good.

That's it!

The wedding date must be changed!

Otto, don't you have any respect?

Mommi moved the date once.

She can do it again.

What's the big D?

You are out of control,

and I am out of here.

It's down to you, bros.

Kicking it with The Egg,

or watching old people make out?

Uh...

the first one.

How are we going to get Mommi to do anything?

She's a force of nature.

Hmm.

That's it!

What istheworst thing that can happen on a wedding day?

[wailing]

Mommi, why don't we let them wear something

they're more comfortable in?

And why don't we poke the volcano goddess with a stick?!

Hey, it's Sam and Twister.

Here is that radio you wanted me to fix, Otto.

I fixed it, and now it works.

I can't wait to listen to it.

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this sweet jam with a special weather report.

Sunny and warm through Friday

with % chance of tsunamis on Saturday.

It is highly recommended that no one plan a barbecue, party

or wedding for Saturday due to tsunamis

that will be ripping apart the shoreline.

Now back to the sweet jam.

OTTO [on tape]: Rad, dude.

This totally...

NOELANI: Tsunamis?

Did they just say "tsunamis"?

That's what they said,

and tsunamis on your wedding day

are the best luck of all!

You guys are pathetic.

OTTO: A total backfire.

Who knew tsunamis are good luck?

Who knew?

Uh, we didn't.

Wait.

If tsunamis are good luck,

there's got to be something that's bad luck.

What are you suggesting?

Yeah, dumb it down, doc.

When Mommi comes over tonight,

convince her there's something wrong

with the wedding date--

something unlucky from a Hawaiian perspective.

You're a genius, Squid.

But who do we pump for info?

SAM: So what we need to know for our school project

is what's considered bad luck for a special occasion,

like a wedding.

Well, it all started in the s

on the day of King Kamehameha's wedding.

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

[groans]

Everything okay, Dad?

I will be after this is over

and Tito and friends are out of here.

MOMMI: I tease! I tease!

Mommi's here.

Tonight I make delicious Hawaiian standard--

sweet pork à la Mommi.

I hope you're hungry.

Oh, but you're always hungry.

This is good-- everybody together for a nice, peaceful...

[screams]

What's wrong?

Canned fruits?!

Pineapple concentrate?!

The groom-to-be must only have fresh fruits in the house!

This is a mockery!

[Mommi screaming]

[voice quivering]

A lava lamp!

Lava must flow free, not be stuck in one bottle.

[Mommi groaning]

The spirits have sent us a sign.

Mommi, what is going on?

We need to cleanse the house.

Choose a new date for the wedding.

If you get married on Saturday,

the spirits will spit on you.

[gasps] [gasps]

OTTO: Yes!

No doubt in my mind.

We will be at Z.G.Z. on Saturday.

Mommi was in full-on-freak mode.

There's no bringing her back now.

If by some miracle Mommi gives her blessing

and this wedding actually happens,

I'd like you to be my maid of honor.

What do I have to do?

Stand next to me during the ceremony.

Catch me if I faint.

I think I can do that.

Wait, how much do you weigh?

TITO: Expired weeks ago,

which means it carries about as much bad luck

as a fortune cookie with no message.

You're all grown up now

with a job and some opinions.

You think you know everything.

I tease!

If what you say is true, the wedding must go on!

I thought we put it to bed this time.

Apparently it was just taking a nap.

At least we gave it our best sh*t.

No, if we gave it our best sh*t,

we'd be at Z.G.Z. Saturday instead of a wedding.

Otto, I think we should let it go.

That makes one of us...

right, Twist?

The second day of Zero Gravity

is still going to be wicked sick.

But The Egg won't be there.

TITO: School project, huh?

I guess the fact that it's summer

should've tipped me off.

I'm trusting that there are no moreprojects

in the works.

Unless they're actually going to work.

The little plastic man

looks nothing like little Ray.

[sighs]

If I'm not back soon, send in the troops.

[door chime dings]

Why are you being so quiet?

I have a lot on my mind.

A lot to do before the rehearsal dinner tonight.

And the wedding tomorrow.

Your mom needs help with the cake.

What are you talking about?

She can't carry the cake alone, your mom.

She isnotmy mom, and she'll never be my mom, okay?!

Okay, let me try that again.

Thatladywants you to help her carry the cake.

I knew you'd have a meltdown sooner or later.

You've been way too cool

about this wedding junk.

Let it go.

It's gone.

MOMMI: I hear one ukulele out of tune tomorrow,

I put the culprit in Mommi's time-out chair,

made from the skin of blowfish.

[guest coughs]

I tease!

I tease!

Now everybody eat up.

All goes as planned,

this time tomorrow we'll be married.

And you'll officially be a member of the Rocket clan.

Reg! Reg!

Come help me memorize my toast.

I'll help you.

No, thanks.

It needs a girlie touch.

What is your deal?

I'm desperate.

If we don't do something now,

Raymundo is getting married tomorrow,

and I won't get to go to Z.G.Z.

Get over it, already.

You're not.

What's that supposed to mean?

Help me get this called off,

and it'll work for the both of us.

I'm the one who's been doing the work.

You can do your part.

What work?

You planted those stupid omens, didn't you?

Oh, Otto.

Don't "Oh, Otto" me.

You don't want this wedding to happen, either.

You're the one who said that stuff about, "Noelani's not my mom!

She'llneverbe my mom!"

OTTO: "She'll never be my mom!"

I know I said that,

but it's not what I meant.

When that woman called Noelani my mom, it sounded wrong.

I know, it was totally weird.

Everything is.

I just wish things would go back to normal

beforeRaymundo met Noelani.

Well, they're not going to,

and there's nothing we can do.

And besides, I like Noelani...

a lot.

I do, too, but...

Oh, let it go.

We have to.

What's with the exit routine?

The wedding was postponed.

You know what this means?!

Zero Gravity Zone is back on the menu!

[alarm beeping]

[hooting]

Today's the day!

[Reggie laughing]

REGGIE: Tito's stuff is gone.

It's about time.

Yeah, but if Tito moved back to his place,

where did Noelani go?

Reg, I've got to get to Z.G.Z. N-O-W!

I'll hook up with you later.

I'm going to swing by the shack-- check on Dad.

[squeaking]

It's...

It's magnormious.

Until now... my life has been but an empty shell.

Move over, lame-os!

I'm here to collect the G-rand prize.

Lake Tahoe awaits.

Yeah, but not for you, Freak-boy.

[growls]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Zero Gravity Zone.

WHITE: Listen up, players.

This is Shaun White here to welcome you all

to the one, the only Zero Gravity Zone!

[crowd cheering]

I know you've heard the hype-up about this place,

and I'm here to tell you that it rocks!

[crowd cheering]

Let's get this contest rolling!

Remember, the winner gets to spend seven powder days

training with yours truly.

Enjoy the ride, bros!

[beeps]

[mummies growling]

What's going on?

NOELANI: Bye, Reg.

I'm sorry we put you through

all that craziness.

Tell Otto I said good-bye.

But... what about the wedding?

It's not happening.

A hui hou, keiki.

I'm missing you already.

[Tito grunting]

Tito, who called off the wedding?

Noelani-- she thinks you're not ready yet

for a new Rocket... and a new mom.

Who told her that?

You did, little cuz.

[van starts up]

She heard us.

I've got to get Otto.

ANNOUNCER: All contestants, report to Monster Manor.

[growls]

[electricity crackling]

[boy yells]

Whoa, whoa...

[caws]

[buzzer blaring]

Yes!Yes!

SAM: I made the cut.

[monkeys chattering]

Eye of the tiger, boys,

eye of the tiger.

[roars]

That guy is scary good.

Daniel, you are the man!

You totally rock!

Thanks, Otto.

[buzzer blares]

[hooting]

Otto, you totally rock.

And so do I.

All right, Squidly.

[groans in relief]

Okay, cool.

That stupid thing must be broken!

Otto, we need to talk.

You totally missed the contest.

Listen, the wedding wasn't moved;

it was canceled because ofus.

Noelani heard our dis-fest at the rehearsal dinner,

and now she's on her way back to Hawaii.

If we leave now,

maybe we could catch her at the airport and explain.

But it's the final round!

I'm going to win-- I can feel it.

ANNOUNCER: All finalists report to Alien Outpost .

Hey, my money's on you, old man.

Finalists, please report to Alien Outpost .

This will be your final call.

Let's go.

We'll lose major travel time

if we take the direct route!

OTTO: Home-stretching it, bros!

[whines]

Check me out.

Oh, never mind--

don't check me out.

[screams]

[groaning]

TWISTER: Don't slow down or you'll lose your...

[yells]

Are you okay, Twist?

Ride on, soldiers, ride on.

[panting]

Next flight to Oahu leaves at Gate .

OTTO and REGGIE: Noelani!

What's going on?

You can yell at us later, Dad.

Right now we need to talk to Noelani.

When I planted the omens,

I just wanted you to move

the date away from Z.G.Z.

I didn't want the wedding -ed.

Well, I did a little, but... now I don't.

I know it didn't seem like it,

but... I want you to be

my stepmom.

REGGIE: I do, too.

It's just taking us a while to get used to it.

I understand.

It's been difficult for everybody.

It all happened so fast.

So, what everybody wants to know

but everybody's afraid to ask:

Are you going to marry the man or what?

[cheering]

And my first order of business as your stepmom

is to ground you

for trying to sabotage my wedding!

I tease, I tease!

Oh, you totally got me.

Actually, you are grounded.

Yeah, right, Dad.

Oh, you tease.

Bummer.

This is the best of news.

I make with the new wedding plans right away.

No, offense, Mommi,

but your duties as wedding planner are over.

I'm picking the date, the place--everything.

Good-- Mommi's sick of doing everything for everybody.

So the wedding won't be as nice.

Who says weddings got to be perfect?

Here we go again.

And this time,

we're doing it our way.

Right, guys?

REGGIE: You know it.

OTTO: Oh, yeah!

[ukulele playing]

TWISTER: All right, the bride and groom!

The bride and groom!

ALL: Cheese!