02x14 - Going Bananas

[bunniefuu]

Syrus: how can I eat

Knowing jaden's all alone out there?!

Hassleberry: I can almost see him.

Me, too.

Every time I see deep-fried food...

Or any food for that matter...

I picture jay scarfing it down.

Poor guy.

Hey!

That's jaden's lunch!

I know, but trust me,

He would've wanted it that way.

I ate that shrimp for you, little buddy,

Wherever it is you might be.

Oh, yeah? Fine, then.

[Gulp]

Jaden! That was for you!

To show you I care!

I'm sending out all of my "fried food vibes!"

Together: crispy shrimp!

Make your way to jaden!

Jaden: I'm starving.

[Stomach growling]

I can almost taste that duel academy shrimp.

Ohh! The problem is...

"Almost" doesn't cut it when you haven't eaten in days.

I just wanna see a familiar face.

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you got to learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

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♪ Generation x ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow ♪

♪ Yeah! Yu-gi-oh! Gx ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on ♪

Huh?

Uhh...

Uh-oh.

Huh?

Gear golem? Is that you?

Jaden!

You're hallucinating, you twit!

Wake up!

You remember this duel, don't yoooou?!

Of course...

It's my first duel at the academy.

Does my ancient gear golem scare you, slacker?!

Ha, no way.

I've always wanted to take one on.

Ha ha ha!

Golem, attack!

Mechanized melee!

Uhh!

Ha ha ha. Don't feel bad.

This is the top dueling school in the country.

Some people certainly aren't cut out for...

Boy, I really want to come to this school now.

You really know your stuff, teach.

[Gasp]

Now I play polymerization!

So my avian and my burstinatrix

Can join together!

So meet my elemental hero flame wingman!

Then I play this--

Skyscraper!

Go!

[Gasp]

All right, flame wingman,

Go show those heroics and attack that ancient gear golem.

Fine with me. Bring him on.

This silly little skyscraper field card

Hasn't lowered my golem's attack level by one point.

What it's done is raised my elemental hero wingman's

By a grand total of ,!

Wait! Timeout!

Go! Skydive scorcher!

This can't be!

He was my very best card.

Aah!

That's game.

[Screeching]

Huh?

Wait. You're not crowler.

[Screeching]

Eek. Eek, eek.

You're having a psychotic episode, jaden!

You're reliving duels from your past!

Eek, eek.

Far out!

Huh? Huh? Huh?

So now let miss doom's swordsman give blade-edge

A taste of your steel.

Uhh!

Well done!

Now, hyozanryu, make me just as proud

And attack clayman!

Diamond devastator!

Uhh!

There's more.

Next, I play from my hand

The mighty spell card...

A wingbeat of giant dragon!

Now, by returning one level -or-above dragon-type monster

On my field back to my hand,

All spell and trap cards on the field are destroyed,

Which means skyscraper is now demolished!

Ah!

Finally, I'll end with a facedown.

Well, I'll tell ya, bastion.

I don't think I've ever had a more fun duel!

I've enjoyed it as well, jaden,

And will continue to,

Especially when I beat you!

All right, bastion. Time to end this!

Sweetness!

I'm gonna summon a new elemental hero!

And here he is...

Elemental hero wildheart!

New one?

Well, he won't make much of an impression.

I'm activating a trap!

Spirit barrier!

Now, as long as I have a monster on the field,

Spirit barrier will change any battle damage done to zero!

Nuh-uh! Traps don't work on wildheart!

Is that so?

Well, I suppose it's a good thing

That they still work on my swordsman, then.

Remember, when a trap card's out,

His attack points go up!

Nah, it's all good, cuz I play cyclone boomerang!

And I'll equip this spell card on wildheart,

Raising his attack points by !

[Gasp]

Now let's see what happens

When this boomerang makes its return trip.

Aah!

Uhh!

Perfect. Now I play boomerang's effect!

See, when this card and the monster equipped with it

Are sent to the graveyard,

All spell and trap cards on the field

Are automatically destroyed.

And then, for every one destroyed,

You take points of damage!

[Gasp]

[Cheering]

You beat me fair and square, jaden.

Rather, you beat this deck,

But you can be assured that there will be another.

And another duel, I hope!

'Til then!

Yes, until then, jaden.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Ha!

Hmm. Good times.

Good times.

[Screeching]

You don't get it, do ya, slacker?!

[Screeching]

You're losing your mind!

Well, what's left of it, anyway!

That can't be good.

Enjoy the flashback, loser!

Dragon cannon!

Attack him directly now!

Don't think so, chazz. I have a trap!

A hero emerges!

Blast it!

A hero what?!

Emerges!

As in emerges onto the field!

Cuz now you have to randomly choose a card from my hand,

And if it's a monster, I get to play it!

So take your pick, chazz!

Yeah, yeah, whatever!

The far right.

Sweet! Elemental hero burstinatrix!

I'll play her in defense mode!

That's what you think, ya slifer slacker!

When dragon catapult cannon att*cks,

I get to choose your monster's mode!

And you know what? I choose attack mode!

Which means not only will she be zapped...

But your life points will, too!

Jaden!

Ha ha ha!

Having some test anxiety?

Don't worry, it'll be over soon.

No way, chazz.

I got a whole army a' vicious monsters in my deck

Just waitin' to get at you!

This isn't over!

It's just barely startin'!

My draw!

Huh?

Whadaya think, winged kuriboh?

[Squeaking]

Well, all right. If you say so!

Let's do it!

I summon winged kuriboh in defense mode!

[Squeaking]

All done, huh?

Good, cuz now I can cook that kuriboh,

And I like mine well done!

There's about to be a fried furball

On the field, ya loser!

Ya don't scare me.

No big deal. I don't have to.

That's his job!

Dragon catapult cannon attack!

All right. Secret w*apon time.

I sacrifice two cards

And activate...

Where did he get that?!

Transcendent wings!

Ah! It can't be! Ah!

Oh, it be.

Transcendent wings has evolved winged kuriboh

Into a level monster!

And it gets better, too!

By sacrificing himself,

Kuriboh destroys all monsters in attack mode

And deflects their attack points back as damage to you!

Kuriboh, why don'tcha go ahead and show him how it works!

Ha!

Lucky punk.

Lucky?! Huh?

Nah, I just happen to have a soft spot

For old ladies.

But not for you, chazz,

And that's too bad cuz with a thousand life points apiece

And my turn comin' up,

All I need is the right monster,

And you'll be finished!

Here goes... Something!

Yeah! Elemental hero avian!

[Gasp][gasp]

Attack!

Aah!

Ha ha! That's game!

Unless you wanna duel again.

Uhh!

[Screeching]

Uh-oh.

Ooh! Ooh!

Quit it!

Snap out of it! Huh?

Come on! Wake up!

You haven't eaten a thing in days,

And your body's gone into shock.

You're sick, jay.

Who, me?

Yeah, would you look at yourself?

For goodness' sake, you're talking to a chimp!

Come on!

You may be cold and a bit boring,

But I wouldn't call you a chimp!

You're in danger!

Just like you were... When we dueled!

For my first move, I summon cyber dragon in attack mode.

What? How can you bring a level monster out

On your very first turn?!

I can play my cyber dragon

Because it's my first turn, jaden.

With no monsters out, he requires no sacrifice.

And now I'll play mystical space typhoon

To destroy your facedown card!

Uh! That was fast.

Not as fast as your life point meter will go down.

Cyber dragon...attack!

Strident blast!

Next I activate the spell card different dimension capsule.

It allows me to pick any card from my deck.

Then I simply place it in the capsule...

And in two turns, I get to take it out

And put it right into my hand.

Man, that's gotta be the best card out a' his entire deck.

I can't wait to see what's gonna come out of there!

It's your move, jaden.

[Thinking] yeah, and I'd better make it count...

Cuz I'm startin' to get the feeling

That not only is this guy

As good as everyone says he is,

He might even be better!

But still, that doesn't mean...

He's better than me!

All right! Round two!

And first I'll rock polymerization.

And next I'll roll out elemental heroes sparkman and clayman.

And fuse them to create...

Elemental hero thunder giant!

[Roaring]

And since his special ability destroys monsters

With less attack points than him,

Your cyber dragon...

Gets vaporized!

And the best part is that since that blast

Was just thunder giant's special ability,

I still get to use his attack!

And since you're now defenseless,

I'm gonna use it directly on you!

Ya could at least kind of flinch!

Oh, well. Nice moves, kid.

Of course, with my field now empty again,

I can just throw out another cyber dragon.

Or better yet, two!

I play monster reborn!

And with just one monster in my graveyard,

You can guess who's coming back.

But neither will be here long...

In present form.

Dragons, unite!

Now, cyber twin dragon... Emerge!

Now my dragon can attack twice in a round,

Which means...

Double the trouble for your monster...

And your life points.

Not so fast!

I've got a trap card out!

[Gasp] huh?

A hero emerges!

Now normally,

You'd have to randomly pick

One a' the cards in my hand,

And if it was a monster,

I'd get to summon it...

But since I only have one card in my hand,

Let's just get right to it, shall we?!

Wroughtweiler! Defense mode!

You'll need him!

Cyber twin dragon, double strident blast!

Uhh!

Glad ya did that, cuz when wroughtweiler's destroyed,

His special ability activates!

It brings one elemental hero and one polymerization card

Back from the graveyard and into my hand!

And just when you thought you could

Probably stop worryin' about 'em, huh, zane?

I don't worry.

Man, you're chill!

Not worryin', not even flinchin'!

You are good!

You, too...jaden.

Now, where was i? Oh, yeah!

I was about to summon elemental hero bubbleman

In attack mode!

And since bubbleman's the only monster out on my field,

I can use his special ability

To draw two more cards to my hand!

Wha--? [Squeaking]

[Thinking] transcendent wings and winged kuriboh!

An evolved winged kuriboh

Would turn zane's cyber twin dragon

Into a pile of cyber junk.

Then, its attack points would be dealt to him as damage.

That'd be enough to drop his life points to zero

And win the duel!

But I can't summon any more monsters this round,

So I'm just gonna hafta wait until my next turn.

Still, I won't have to wait until next turn

To use another card!

All right, zane, I play polymerization

And fuse my elemental hero bubbleman

With elemental hero clayman!

Now, elemental hero mudballman, rise in defense mode!

Now gimme your best shot, zane!

Best shot? You got it.

It's been two turns since I first activated different dimension capsule,

And now I can take the card I first put into it

And add it to my hand.

First, I'll activate this defusion card.

It splits my monster back into two separate cyber dragons.

Next, I'll activate the magic of power bond!

With this spell card, I'm allowed to summon

A machine-type fusion monster!

And with another cyber dragon in my hand as well,

I can now fuse of them together and create...

The cyber end dragon!

Plus, its attack points are doubled

Because of power bond's effect.

And keep in mind, when cyber end dragon att*cks,

The difference between his attack points and your monster's defense points

Are dealt to you as damage!

Cyber end dragon, attack mudballman!

Super strident blaze!

[Groan]

Uhh...

[Whimpering]

Huh? Huh?

Nooooooooo!

That was the sweetest duel ever.

Hmm.

Now that I'm gone, I present you with this.

Jaden, you're duel academy's top banana now.

It's an honor.

I'll wear it with pride.

Thank you.

Uhh!

Huh?

It's you! From last year!

[Screech]

And unless I'm still nuts, these are bananas!

You're the best, wheeler!

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

Huh?

Mmm! Mmm!

Ahh!

You saved my life twice now!

I feel great!

Whoo! I almost lost it back there!

Thanks, man! Uh, monkey.

Time to get home!

Bye! Thanks for the memories!

Ha ha!

[Chattering]

All right, I've gotta be close to duel academy now.

If only there was a sign!

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble ♪

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you got to learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Yu-gi-oh! Gx ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪