02x17 - Dormitory Demolition

[bunniefuu]

Crowler: that dorm is staying put!

Over my dead body!

Fine by me!

Now, gentlemen.

You can't order the demolition!

You lack the authority!

Au contraire. Read the rules!

'Cause I'm invoking article .

But what do bathroom passes have to do with this?

Wrong article, chancellor!

Article states, "should the chancellor lose his mind,

The vice-chancellor obtains all control."

What!? Please!

If anyone here has lost his mind, it's you!

You're obsessed with tearing down a dormitory!

Those slackers deserve it!

You're certifiably insane!

Besides if that dorm does get demolished,

I want to get credit for it!

So the truth comes out!

All you care about is your own ego!

Err. Err.

Hmph. Hmph.

Those slifer reds are ruining this school's reputation.

And as for you, mon frere...

Name one thing that you've done to improve

The public image of this institution.

Uh...i don't need to defend myself;

The red dorm stays, and that's final.

Hmm. In the tradition of this school,

Let's settle the matter with a duel.

Unless, of course, you're scared?!

[Whimpers]

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Generation next

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow

♪ Yeah, yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on

Jaden: they're gonna tear down our dorm!?

Bastion: are you certain?

Hassleberry:: who's your source, private?!

Alexis: guys, one at a time!

I heard them!

Crowler and bonaparte were arguing

About it in the conference room!

They said the red dorm hasta go!

Come on. They've been threatening

To do that all year, syrus.

Yeah, they're all talk.

Crowler: must we duel in front of the students?

Pourquoi? Having second thoughts?

Hardly! I just think

At least in public we should appear

To be in agreement!

We are! We agreed to duel!

You and I are a unified front!

Fine, prepare to eat dirt, shorty.

You too, amazon.

Hold on! They're gonna duel?

That must mean that crowler's defending us!

What!? He's the enemy!

Well apparently he's found another enemy.

Crowler versus bonaparte!?

Awesome! Talk about a sweet duel!

Hmph. How lame.

Remember, monsieur crowler,

When I win it's au revoir to the slifer reds!

So explain this to me again.

Which one of these guys should I root for?

Crowler!

'Cause if bonaparte wins this,

Then we won't have a place to live!

So crowler good, bonaparte bad.

Come on, chancellor!

Time to kick some vice-chancellor butt!

Huh?

Who are they?

And what is that?

Red, yellow, blue?

None of it makes any difference now.

'Cause soon...every kid in this school will leave

Their dorm and join the society of light.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Bonaparte: this is your last chance to save face, crowler!!

Not that anything can save your face.

But surrender now and I won't embarrass you!!

The embarrassment will be mine!

Uh, what I mean is if anyone's going

To be embarrassed it's me!

Uh, embarrassed that I ever hired you!

Yes, that's it!

He's got a way with words.

Not really.

I heard that!

Look I don't care about these brats!

This duel is about shutting you up not saving dorms!

Bring it on, mon ami!

Let the revolution...

Begin!!

You're such a dramatic little man.

But save the screaming for the end.

Well fine!

I'll start with my toy soldier in attack mode!

Ha ha! Cute little guy, doncha think?

Don't be fooled.

It's dangerous.

Dangerous indeed, mademoiselle!

Now, then! I place three cards down,

And I end my turn!

Humble start!

But I'm not surprised.

I play this!

My graceful charity spell!

You know the drill.

I draw three cards from my deck

And then send two to my graveyard.

Mm-hmm.

Now I activate the spell card premature burial!

So all I need to do is relinquish points.

And then--well, you know what happens next.

A monster returns from my graveyard.

Like the trojan horse!

By the way, every time you lose a few life points,

My, uh, "demolition crew" will take away a piece of that dorm!

Aah!

[Groans]

Hey. What's the deal?

Hassleberry: well, guess we know why

That giant steam shovel's here.

Oui, oui, mon frere!

The more life points the chancellor loses,

The more that shovel tears into your dorm!

But you're getting ahead of yourself, bonaparte!

It's still my turn!

And get this!

If I choose to summon an earth attribute monster,

I get a bonus.

My trojan horse will count as two sacrifices!

Sacre bleu!

Save your french exclamations...

For this!

My ancient gear golem!

That's a heck of a front line!

S'il vous plait!

That outdated hunk 'a junk isn't

Scaring anyone, crowler!

Besides, tactics are what count!

And my army is well prepared!

You have one soldier!

One soldier and a cannon!

Huh?

Toy cannon!

And now, thanks to my cannon,

Your rusty, old monster is forced into defense mode!

Ready!

Aim!

Now fire!!

Aah!

Ohh!

Aah!

Not bad. For a toy.

Now for the best part!

Toy cannon takes away of your life points!

You in the shovel!

Give that dorm another thrash!

You got it, mr. B!

Yaah!

Bonaparte: tres fantastique!

Who knew I could destroy the red dorm

And put you in your place

All in one fun-filled duel!

I'm tellin' ya, monsieur,

This is the stuff that dreams are made of.

And here's more!

Trap card deux!

Go get 'im, gulliver chain!

Hey! My gear golem!

Listen up! Should you try switching

That oversized scrap heap to attack mode,

The entire thing will be ripped to shreds!

Now you can either stare into space,

Or you can end your turn.

Ha ha ha!

Alright! Thank you! I'm quite aware!

Come on. Crowler had him right where he wanted him!

Summoning that gear golem

To the field was no easy task!

Who cares? Bonaparte rendered it practically useless

With just one move!

He's good.

He sure is.

Way to go, bonaparte!

Whatta ya doing?

He's the enemy!

If he wins, then our headquarters are gone!

Jaden: oh, yeah.

All: let's go crowler!

Losers.

Let's go crowler!

I think I liked it better when they hated me.

Monsieur!

My move!

I forgot to mention one thing!

If my toy soldier is on the field

During a change of turns...

I can automatically draw two more toy soldiers

From my deck and summon them to the field!

My soldiers may be short,

But the best things come in small packages!

You'll see! I'm dedicating this duel

To everyone who ever made fun of my height!

Being tall is no picnic!

Cry me a river!

Tall people have it made.

Anyone ever rest a drink on your head!?

Trust me my childhood was way more traumatic than yours was.

But that's all in the past.

Because in this battle I'm ten feet tall!

And I'm gonna crush you like a cockroach!

Ha! Guess again!

If anyone's going to be crushed,

Then it'll be me!

No, I mean, you'll be doing

All the crushing around here!

That's right! 'Cause I activate this!

My forced march! And that means...

My little wooden battalion gets to storm

The b*ttlefield!

Feast your eyes on the march of the toy soldiers!

Prepare to move, troops!

Now charge! Charge! Charge!!

Ohh! What!?

See that!

You pushed your men too hard!

Now they're all tuckered out!

But of course!

This is all part of my master plan.

I'm lost.me too.

Any thoughts, jay?

This duel is so sweet!

Bonaparte: I activate fife and drum corp!

Didn't I tell you I had a plan?

Those instruments just doubled my soldiers' attack points!

Don'tcha love a marching band?!

Ohh!

Alright, soldiers!

Carry on with your attack!

Ready, aim, fire!!

I wouldn't wanna be crowler.

That smarts!

Unh!

No more.

That didn't look like fun.

You can say that again.

Ha ha ha!

That cut you down to size!

Whatta ya think of the world from down here?

I'm not gonna sit here and take this!

I'm standing tall!

Well, maybe I'll sit just a little longer.

Then I'll stand tall.

Wow. The poor guy's devastated.

Looks grim.

Crowler'll pull through.

I'm trying to paint, here, people!

Huh? Bonaparte: I'm not done!

Now it's time to implement the unequal treaty!

Under this pact, every time you draw a card from your deck,

You agree to lose a hundred points!

As for moi? Your life points lost

Become my life points gained.

Stop looking at me like that.

There is no mercy in w*r!!

To end my turn, I place one card facedown.

Ha ha ha!

Can't you see?

I know every one of your strategies!

I've watched you duel and studied your moves!

[Thinking] that's not fair.

I've never seen him duel.

And are my strategies really so predictable?

I don't know what to do next.

Jaden: come on, chancellor!

Remember what you taught us!?

Great duelists think on their feet!

When your old strategies stop working,

Try some new ones!

Bonaparte... Do you know what

Makes a good teacher a great teacher?

Just duel!

I don't have time for your riddles, chancellor!

Stop trying to stall!

I have a dorm to crush!!

My dear colleague, I've taught all sorts of students

Throughout my many years as an educator.

And the most important thing I've discovered

Through that experience is this--

A good--no-- a great teacher

Is one that can learn from his students.

Absolute poppycock!

Very well. Then let's get on with the duel.

As I recall, it's my move!

Oh, chancellor!

Did you forget the provisions of our treaty?

Since you drew you lose a hundred life points!

And I'll happily take them, so merci!

Magnificique! Just look!

You're down to a measly life points!

It's not over 'til it ends!

A student taught me that.

So I play this!

My ancient gear castle!

[All gasp]

So big whup. You played a big sand castle!

With this spell, any of my monsters

With the word "ancient" in their name

Gains attack points!

And now I summon ancient gear soldier!

And now--just to make things more interesting,

I'll add my ancient gear t*nk!

With this new fancy w*apon of his,

My gear soldier gains a total of points!

Alright! Send those bargain basement toys

To the discount rack!

Not quite!

[Thinking] wait, I've made a major faux pas!

Since he's attacking with ancient gear soldier,

I can't activate my trap card!

Now, since you're destroying that dorm,

I'll rebuild

With every life point you lose!

Oh, boys, do your thing!

Ready!?oh, yeah!

Uh, hand me that plank.

Oh, I love to build.

Nothin' I can't do with a hammer.

Oh. I'm coming a long way.

Aw, come on! Please!

This is ridiculous!

Nice work, men!

Thanks a lot.

Awesome!

Those guys work fast!

I place one card facedown and end my turn!

Oh so that's how it's gonna be!

Well you asked for it!

Watch this!

I activate crowning of the emperor!

Now I can sacrifice one toy soldier to summon

My toy emperor!

And the battle wages on!

Toy emperor! Attack his gear soldier now!

[Neighs]

Oh. Aah!

Sorry but when my gear t*nk is destroyed,

You, my pudgy friend, lose life points!

[Groaning]

Come on, men! This dorm won't build itself!

Hey! Pardone moi, but I have some bad news!

See, when my toy emperor is dispatched into battle,

I can take any trap card from my deck

And instantly add it to my hand, mon frere!

Now toy soldier, switch to defense mode!

I'll place this facedown, and end my turn. Ha!

[Thinking] as soon as he summons a new monster,

I'll spring my trap hole!

Then it's au revoir red dorm!

I draw!

Well fine! But it's gonna cost you

A hundred life points!

Did you forget our little unequal treaty?

Just a hundred points left!

So go ahead.

Why don'tcha make your final move!

[Thinking] it is my final move.

And it'll end in his defeat!

This gets complicated. So listen up.

I can sacrifice my castle to summon ancient gear engineer!

Normally it would require two sacrifices,

But thanks to my castle it doesn't!

Good!! A summoning!

I was hoping that would happen.

It won't work!

What!?

You want to activate your trap!

But my engineer negates all trap cards!

Yeah? Well, you still can't destroy my emperor!

Your big hunk of bolts doesn't have enough attack points!

Big deal. I'll get to him later.

Now, ancient gear engineer,

Attack that toy soldier!

You're only delaying the inevitable!

Ha ha ha! I'm just getting started!

When my ancient gear engineer destroys a monster,

Its special ability activates!

This lets me destroy one of your spell or trap cards!

So bid adieu to your precious gulliver chain!

Sweetness!

Way to play!

Ha ha ha!

You've made a strategical faux pas!

Your gear golem is in defense mode!

Everyone knows...

It can't change modes during battle!

He's right! What crowler should have done

Is destroy that trap card!

As long as it's in play, he won't have a next turn!

Don't worry. Something tells me he won't need a next turn.

Oh, bonaparte. I have bad news.

I'm afraid you're the one who made the faux pas!

Aah!

I activate my zero gravity trap!

Pourquoi!?don't you know?

All cards switch modes.

And that includes him!

And luckily for me, my turn doesn't seem

To be over just yet, does it?

If I were you, I'd wave the little white flag!

Now, bid your life points au revoir!

Nonsense! My emperor's in defense mode.

So I'm safe!

Try again. You seem to have forgotten something.

If a gear golem att*cks a monster in defense mode,

That has less defense points

Than golem's attack points...

Then the difference comes out of my life points!

But my strategy was flawless!

Where could I have gone wrong!?

Hmph! Well your first mistake was challenging me.

And then you had the nerve to call

My worthless students "worthless"!

Only I can insult those slackers!

He's does like us. Well I'll be.

Gear golem, attack his toy emperor now!

Mechanized melee!!

Wheezing.

Whew! Well that's that.

Hassleberry: excellent maneuvers!

Awesome duel!

Come on, give it back to me!

Heh heh! Heh heh!

This pesky arthritis.

That duel rocked!

Well done, general crowler!

Good show, old man.

What's up? Did I miss something?

Tasty vittles, boys!

Thanks for all your hard work!

Thank you, mam!

There's plenty more where that came from,

So eat up.

Jaden: you know, since they had to

Rebuild this place anyway,

I mean, they shoulda supped it up a bit or something.

It could use a makeover!

Crowler: it's perfect!

For you that is.

Second rate just like your dueling.

Aw, you're just sayin' that.

Isn't he, sy?

Deep down, crowler digs us.

No joke.

Oh, please.

Surely you jest!

You slackers represent everything that's mediocre

In this worl--aah!

Get it away, get it away, get it awaaay!

That dorm's infested!

Tear it down! Aah! Aah!

Oh yeah. Crowler loves us.

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪