03x07 - I Dare Damnation

[bunniefuu]

It's moments like these, you
need one of my mum's cookies.

I can't go on the stand stoned.
That'll freak me out.

You do some of your
best thinking stoned.

'He can't let go of Aurora.'

'He does actually have good reasons
to feel guilty and majorly f*cked
up.'

Now, I know you're really depressed,
but you can't hog all the dishes.

Piss off.

Stand back from the door.
I repeat, stand back from the door.

Ew.

Whoa.

Oh, don't worry about it.
It happens to everyone.

Not me.

Didn't they put a hole in your
head to stop you doing that?

Needs must.

I am not peeing in the bushes!

You threw up in them when modelling.

Bet Imran's family pee in
the bushes all the time.

Bruce's family are from Pukekohe.

What's going on?

Van remembered to lock the toilet
door, but he passed out in there.

(SIGHS)
Why does this house
only have one bog?

Van, get your arse out here now!

Van!
Mum, we've tried all this.

Can you bust this door down?

I only just put the lock on it.

It'll be like the old days, when you
used to kick them in for a living.

What's up with Judd?

Oh, EFTPOS card got
declined at the pub.

(CACKLES)

Oh, sorry.

Are you going to kick the door so
hard it'll splinter into pieces?

I might.

Oh, if I kick this door in and
Van's passed out on the floor,

the door's going to
swing in and hit him.

So?

So if his head is just the
other side of this door...

We'll take our chances —
kick it down.

Hurry up. I'm busting.

Oh, gross. ]

Get him out of there.
Get him out of there now.

I miss her.

I know, Van.

No, I really f*ckin' miss her.

SHOWER RUNS

I know, Van. In we go.

MUMBLES: ...nothing without
her. It's all sh*t.

It's all sh*t.

Yeah, it's all sh*t.

Reckon we should do something
about it, eh. What do you say?

(VOMITS)

Choice.

HELLO SAILOR'S 'GUTTER BLACK'

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...to you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

SOFT ROCK MUSIC

ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

He walks. It's a miracle.

Good morning.

No, it isn't.

Did you have something
to do with this?

Get up.
No.

Yes.
No.

Yes.

(COUGHS)

Who nicked all the piss?

I told you, no piss for breakfast,
and we got things to do.

And I told you to piss off.

Yeah, and I'm not listening.

Van, honey, you're
drinking way too much.

And, speaking for all of us,
we are so, so over it.

Even though we know you're suffering
heaps, we're still over it.

Where's the piss?!

Sit down, Van.

Sit down. Eat your breakfast.

You and I got things
to do. And don't argue.

Is one of those things
fixing the toilet door?

I'll get around to
that. Now eat, woman.

sh*t.

It's called daylight, Van.

Come on. Get in the car.
Thanks for this.

You don't need two useless
bastards hanging round.

You're not useless
just cos of your card.

You're good at breaking down doors.

(LAUGHS) I think
you're brilliant. Go.

Van has left the building.
It's a miracle.

Right. Now we clean.

Excuse me?

Van's room needs to be fumigated.

I'm not going near there
without body armour.

You...

No, that room has diseases in
it that no one's even heard of.

Yeah, but...

Christ, I don't even have a CV.

S'pose there'll be a
seminar on that too, eh.

Well, how the hell should I know?

Mate, I don't like it either,
but we're in the same boat.

I'm in a f*cking different boat,
and you know it. Mate.

Do you want to be a
kept man at your mum's—?

(SNORTS)

Come on, we're getting jobs.

I can start any time you like,...

Yeah, I had a job once.

Managing a store.

I had a lot of things once.

...but I have availability issues
in terms of full-time employment,
in the mid- to long-term future.

No, I don't want a job.

There's no f*cking point,
cos I'm cursed.

Well, the charges are bullshit,
and I'll get off them, but, yes,
they are... honesty-type charges.

Fraud-type charges.

And now I've got this
curse on me, right?

So there's no point doing anything,
cos no matter what I do, it's all
gonna turn to sh*t.

So...

nothing matters.

The point is, I am here; I am ready;
I am willing. I'm more able than
most of these useless bastards

that you got in this place. I ju...

I just have availability issues.
Thanks for your time.

Is he with you?

Yep. He's here.

Where's 'here'?

Oh, um, the Rusty Nail.

Is he all right?

Oh, I s'pose it's a matter
of degree, Mr Judd.

Listen, I gotta go and see some old
mates, try and rustle up some work.
Don't let him out of your sight.

(CHUCKLES) Sweet as.

And, Munter, try not to let
him drink himself into a coma.

f*ck. I-I gotta go.

Look, Munt—

Hey, we're out of here, bro.

No, we just got here.

Yeah — just in time to go.

Van, babe!

Oh.

Oh, my poor, poor baby.

I am so sorry about Aurora.

What are you drinking?

Uh, we're going, eh.
Where?

We got stuff to do down at the park.

What? Play frisbee?

Look, you wouldn't understand.

I'll have a beer.

Nah, what you need
is fresh air, bro.

Do you want a tequila
sh*t with that?

Yep, why not?

Hey, I am here for you,
babe. All the way.

Man, we should go.

f*ck, bro, you stay here with her,
bad things are gonna happen.

So?

She'll get her hooks back in to you.
You'll end up doing things that you
don't want to do.

And you don't do that sh*t any more.

No, you don't do that sh*t
any more, and you wanna know why?

Why?

Cos Kasey's got your balls
in her pocket, mate.

She's turned you into a
p*ssy-whipped little bitch.

You go hanging with that ho, it
disrespects Aurora. What do you
think Aurora would say?

'I don't want to be dead.'

f*ck, that's not funny. If she could
see you, bro, she'd be spewing.

Nah, she'd get it.

She'd get how I feel.

We all get how you feel.

No, you don't. None
of youse f*ckin' do.

Hey, Falani.
Hey, Sergeant Wayne. Uh, uh, hi.

Uh, go back to school now. Thank
you very much. Go back to school!
(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, just doing some
fund-raising for the church.

Falani, I'm not a cop any more.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.

Have you seen Van and Munter?

Depends.

Falani,... not a cop.

Oh sh*t, sorry. You just got
that way of asking questions.

Have you seen Van,
with Munter in here?

No, I just got here.

You want a beer?

Yeah, why not?

Hard life, being a man of leisure.

Not my choice. Trust me.

Hey, I wouldn't mind. Look at
me — I'm rushed off my feet.

I need a job.

Must be heaps of jobs
out there for an ex-cop.

Not this one.

No way.
Not a thing.

Not— Not even the guy in the
bank with the walkie-talkie?

Not even that.

Wow, that's low.

I'm a dirty cop now, Falani. It's
funny how your friends disappear
when you're dirty.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Work and Income were
very helpful, though.

At what?

'Wait for the outcome of your trial,
Mr Judd, then we'll reassess.'

You told WINZ about the charges?

Mm.

Better they hear it from me.

When you handed in your badge, did
you hand in your brain as well?

(LAUGHS DRILY)

No, no, no. Now you're one of us,
you got to start using the top
inches. You know, be sharper.

Like me.
Yeah, cos you're a raging
success, Falani (!)

Oh, where's the gratitude? I'm
in a position to offer you a job.

I didn't end up here to start
flogging stolen goods.

Hey, that is a slanderous
accusation. Another beer?

Yeah, sure.

Nah, nah, this is straight-up, man.
You know, an honest day's work for
an honest day's pay. Cash.

Yeah, I don't think so, Falani.

Your loss, Mr Man of 'Leisure'.

We've gotta do something.
You're meant to have the brains.

I'm not having
anything to do with this.

Hey, whose car's that
in the driveway?

Mum,... there's a bit of a problem.

What? Where?

Here. At the moment, the toilet.

Oh, is this cos Wayne didn't fix
the door? Is Van still in there?

No, but close.

Hi, Cheryl.

What the f*ck is she doing there?

They were f*cking on the
couch when we got home.

Oh, Van, no.

Oh, Van, yes. Thankfully they took
the freak show to his room when we
chucked stuff at them.

I thought Wayne was meant
to be looking after Van.

Flush, ya bitch.

She didn't even wash her hands. ]

You know what your problem is?

What? Other than you
kicking my arse in pool?

It's that you don't
think outside the square.

Ah, yes, and which
square would that be?

Me, I'm thinking outside the square
all the time, and that's why I'm
here and running a business.

What about 'rushed off my feet'?

Well, that's why I employ my nephew.
Even though he's an idiot, he's
cheap. You see? Outside the square.

There's just one small point
there, Falani — I'm not an idiot.

Oh well, you can get a job, and
then you can pay me back later.

What? What do you mean?

You think we're
playing pool for fun?

You b...

CELLPHONE RINGS

(PANTS)

Hey, Cheryl. What's up?
(CLEARS THROAT)

Where the f*ck are you?

You lost him?

While I was looking for
a job, he— he took off.

Did you find a job?

I phoned Munter. He was
with him last I heard.

He's not with him now, though.

This little piggy stuffed up.

I had other things to do.
I thought Van was under control.

I bet you were crap at 'pass
the parcel' when you were a kid.

Hey there. I got your text.

You want to tell me what happened?
You don't want to know.

Yeah, I do want to know

how the first time Van leaves the
house he ends up in the sack with
Draska bloody Doslic.

I tried my best, Mrs West.
Honestly, I did.

I want to go somewhere.

Piss off, then. Don't
let us stop you.

Come on, baby.

I want to have some fun. You need
to have fun — that's what you need.

It's not a good idea, bro.

Stop being such a p*ssy, Munter.

Yeah, stop being
such a p*ssy, Munter.

(SNORTS)

GLASS SMASHES, PEOPLE EXCLAIM

GLASS SMASHES, PEOPLE EXCLAIM

f*ck.

I swear to you, Mrs West,
I tried my best.

Van.

BOARD CLATTERS

(LAUGHS)

The standard of West Auckland
policing has gone downhill since
you left the force.

I'm amazed we all weren't arrested.

So how come he ended up
back here without you?

Well, there comes a point, you know,
where a line gets crossed, and you
just gotta walk away.

Man, this is way out of order. Look,
stealing cars from disabled people
is wrong.

f*ck them. This is all
because of a cr*pple.

Yeah, way to get back at Tyson. Way
to piss all over Aurora's memory.

You coming or not?

Not.

See ya, Munter.

This can't be here. If this is here,
it'll give them an excuse to put you
back inside.

I'll deal with it. ]
No, you won't. Pascalle, take this
to the mall and leave it there.

I have a good job and a fiance.

I'll do it.
No, you won't.

Mum, the chance of getting caught
is miniscule, but if we do,

who is the only one here
young enough to get diversion?

(SIGHS)

OK. Don't forget to
wipe it for prints.

Oh, hurry back.

OK.

(DIALS CELLPHONE)

Talofa, Falani. Loretta West here.

Here we go.

Ta.

No, get your own.

[ So, what are we
going to do about Van?

I'll show ya.

Van.

Van, can you get up now?

[ Piss off.

Bust this one down too.

What? I haven't fixed the—

OK.

BANG!
(YELPS)

Ew, I don't want to see.

Piss off! f*ck, get out of here!

No, get out of my house now. You get
your clothes and leave. Pascalle!

Pascalle, can you help Draska find
her clothes, and make sure she
leaves?

I'm not gonna go
just cos you say so.

Don't you argue with me.

Here.

sh*t.

Shower time again?

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, boy.

Sorted?
Car's gone. Not coming back.

Sorry you had to get
caught up in it.

It's OK. For the good
of the family, etc.

If I could turn the clock back
and bring Aurora back, I would.

We all would.

But that's not gonna happen, Van,...

and we just gotta figure out a way
of getting through this. (SIGHS)

You've got a right to be angry, Van

— no one is denying you that — but
the kind of sh*t you've been pulling
lately, it's— it's gotta stop.

I— I'm not having you put the family
at risk the way you did today.

Have you got anything
you wanna say about that?

Van, you gotta snap out of this,
because— because I am really scared
about where you're going to end up.

Me too.

Forget him. He's cursed.

Enough of that sh*t, Ted!

Yeah, bring it on.

Van, don't be a d*ck. There is no
curse on this family. Except maybe
for Draska.

You don't know anything.

Just trying to help, Van.

I don't need your help.

I don't need anything
from any of ya.

Really?

Is that what you think?

Yep.

Well,... you like having a
roof over your head, do you?

Like having someone put you back
to bed because you've passed out
in the toilet?

Like someone washing sheets
after you pissed on them?

You know what, Van, you can bugger
off if that's what you want.

I love you and I know you're hurt,
but you're not dragging this family
down with you.

Fine. Whatever. I'll f*ck off, then.

Fair enough.

Hey, hey, hey. Taihoa,
bro. Taihoa, bro.

Hey, this is going a bit far,
even by your standards, Mrs West.

I don't know what to do any more.

Well, I've got an idea, and it's
gotta be better than living under
a bridge.

I could take him away to my
mum's place for a while.

(CHUCKLES)

[ And how is that going to help?

k*ll him, more like.

Nah, nah, she's cleaned herself up.

She's not a pisshead any more, going
home with losers she met at the pub
— doesn't touch a drop.

She doesn't break or smash stuff.

This is Karla we're talking about?

Yeah. My mum.

OK.

She doesn't even eat red meat. And
she's growing her own vegetables.

Leafy ones? Big juicy heads?

No, proper ones, OK?

And she's into her Maoritanga
with the ladies down at the marae —
spiritual side of things.

If you saw her in the street today,
you wouldn't even know it was her.

Yeah?
Yeah. ]

And getting him close to nature
down the beautiful Coromandel.
Draska can't find him there.

What do you say, Van? You gonna
hook off or you gonna go to the
Coromandel with Munter?

Come on, buddy. You and me
— we take a road trip.

Have you got enough
clean clothes for him?

Clothes, yes. Clean, I dunno. Like
I'm going to sniff them. Can I go?

Nah.

We've said goodbye
and good luck and all.

It's the Coromandel,
not a prison farm.

Go and see what's keeping Munter.

We know what's keeping Munter.

Urgh, fine.

BOTH PANT

You're not jealous? Me and Van
taking off like this, are ya?

I am so jealous. Can't you tell?

I'll take you to meet
my mum one day. Promise.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh! Oh!

Can you guys please hurry up?

Yeah, yeah. Nearly there.

Me too.

OK, that's for the road,
then we say goodbye.

I did that while you
were rooting Kasey.

No, goodbye to the beer, cos once we
get there, there's no more alcohol.
You gotta be cool with that.

Whatever.

ENGINE TURNS OVER

See you later, you fullas.
Bye.

See you, baby.

God, I can hardly walk.

I don't need to know that.

CAR HORN HONKS

And if anyone asks you what they're
doing in the back of the truck, say,
'I don't know how they got there.

Mr Wayne.

Hey, Falani.

Go. Go, go, go.

So, you've come to pay me
the money you owe me from pool.

No, it's about the job.

Ohh. I sensed your
interest yesterday.

What's the job, Falani?

Well, it's kind of
a security consultant.
Uh-huh.

Yeah, I have a little problem.

Someone's been stealing from me.

Well, isn't that ironic?

Check that Alanis Morissette
attitude at the door, eh,
Mr Wayne Morissette.

All right. OK, Falani,
someone is stealing from you.

Yeah, couple of times a month.

Someone whips in here, nicks off
with the float — a few hundred —
but—

What? And that's it?

Well, it's hard to tell, eh.
Bit overstocked, but—

Well, where do you keep the float?

In the till.

Do you keep the float
in the till overnight?

Yeah.

Here's an idea — put it in the safe.

Well, here's an idea — I would,
but Eric took it with him.

Do they bust the till?

Nah. The lock's broken.

Jesus, Falani!

Take the money home with you.

Mrs Falani can smell money a
mile off, man. It wouldn't last
minutes.

Who else has access to the building?

Oh, no one.

Only my nephew.

Ta-da!

No.

Nah, couldn't be him.

Why not?

Cos it's like I told
you, he's an idiot.

OK, I'll draw up some security
plans, make recommendations about
surveillance—

Whoa, whoa. Ho, whoa, horsey.
That sounds like money walking
out the door.

No, someone taking it from your
till is money walking out the door.

But that's why I have you.

(LAUGHS)

I can't believe I'm thinking of it.

Get Falani to get his finger out
of his arse and into his pocket
and buy some security cameras.

Nah, Falani wants whoever it is
caught the old-fashioned way.

Ooh, stake-out. Cool.

They're not actually called
stake-outs, Cheryl. He wants
someone...

You.

...to conduct a
surveillance operation—

...on the till at the Galleria.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm sorry.

God, that my life has come to this.

I think it's kinda sexy, actually.

Bullshit.

Wayne Judd, PI. Got
a certain ring to it.

Yeah, PI to the dodgiest PI
in town. That's me, baby.

Whoa, aren't you meant
to be cleaning Van's room?

It can wait. You need cheering up.

MELLOW MUSIC

Smell that air, brother.

Whoo-hoo!

I need a piss.

Baby!

Oh, Mum!

So good to see you.

You too.

Van.

Hey, Mrs Munter's Mum.

I'm so sorry to hear about
your loss, sweetheart.

Munter's told me all about it.

Yeah, Mum says hi.

I hope it helps — being here.

Yeah. I need a piss.

Ah, come on, you.

How you been?

You boys are welcome to
stay as long as you like.

We'll help you with the kai, eh.

You'd better. Yeah, this skinny one
needs a good feed and a fatten up.

Needs putting back together again.

You've come to the right place for
that. It's chamomile tea, Van.

I use it for healing
and tranquillity.

It's good with honey.

I don't really drink tea.

Maybe we should, uh, rustle up that
kai then, eh? Fancy a feed of pipi.

Come on, then, bro.

Come on.

It's all good, man.

If you say so.

Nah, it is, man. How could
it not be, down here?

I love this time of year, bro.
Everyone's gone home — just the
locals left. It's real peaceful, eh?

Just what a man needs
to lift his spirits.

That'll do us.

SEAGULLS CRY

You coming?

Oh, I might stay
down here for a bit.

Sweet as.

Suck up the peace, eh?

Psst. You happy?

No, Falani, I'm not 'happy'.

You want a bucket or something?

Why do I want a bucket?

Have a pee.

I'll pee in the toilet
like everybody else.

Just don't abandon your post.

Bugger off.

Fine way to talk to your employer.

[ (IMITATES BIRD CRY)

Psst.

You want a w*apon or something? I've
got a cricket bat in the office.

Go.

What about a machete?
Want a machete?

Get out.

Yeah, roger that. Over and out.

(DIALS CELLPHONE)

Scary, eh, Mum? The way he's been
getting on the piss and doing that
freaky sh*t.

Like he doesn't give a sh*t about
anything. Bring on oblivion.

Hmm. I know that feeling.

Remember Draska Doslic? You
took to her with a gin bottle.
That lippy slag?

Mm. He's hooked up with her again
— that's how low he's gone.

Oh. He needs healing.

Mm.

Ka pai, babe. Come on.
Let's get those pipi on, eh?

Yep.

What you got there, bro?

Oh, I met this dude on the beach.

He was packing up his place to go
home, said he had a bunch of stuff
he didn't want.

Check it out, bro — steaks.

Wicked, eh?

Hey, Munt.

Hey, man.

Hey! What the f*ck are you doing?

What the f*ck are you doing? We've
been here two minutes and you're
ripping off houses.

I told you. I met
a guy on the beach—

Oh, look, don't give
me that crap, man.

You think just cos we're here now
that all of a sudden I'm stupid?

You're not bringing that inside.

Fine. I'll drink it out here, then.

Don't you get it, man?
Don't you get it's not just you?

It's OK, honey. If Van wants to
drink, he's more than welcome.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. Now come on.
The kai's almost ready.

(CLEARS THROAT)

But the steak stays outside.
She's vegetarian too, you know.

Ew. (CHUCKLES)

Jesus, Falani.

Oh!

(INHALES SHARPLY)

MUSIC BOX PLAYS

MUSIC BOX CONTINUES TO PLAY

MUSIC BOX STOPS PLAYING

(SIGHS)

No way. You remember that?

Yeah, why would I not?

Yeah, cos you were pretty
pissed at the time, man, eh?

Hey, my little boy was in tears.
You know, mothers remember things
like that. And birthdays. Sometimes.

Anyway, you weren't much help,
calling him 'loser, the loser boy'.

Yeah, well he did lose! ]

Eh, loser? (LAUGHS)

It was the only time I b*at you
at running at primary school.

Hey, only cos that red-headed
kid tripped him up.

Mark Rumsden. He's a dentist now.

Remember, you laid into Mark's mum
something chronic, man. Remember?

No. No.

Yeah, Miss Young had to pull you off
cos you were f*cking her up, man.

[ Hey, I was defending my boy.

And you were rubbing his nose in it.
You and that girl who loved flashing
her knickers. What was her name?

Oh, sh*t.

I'm sorry.

It's cool.

Nah, I'm really sorry.

But, hey,...

I made you boys a special batch.

Choice. Hundreds and
thousands. (CHUCKLES)

Thanks, Mum. ]

When I started getting into my taha
Maori, I even thought about changing
my name.

Yeah? What to?

Moana.

It means 'the sea'.

Is that cos you like seafood?

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, maybe.

Nah, more like sometimes I wish
the sea would just wash me away.

Yeah, I know that feeling.

Hey, how's it going over there?

THINKS: Pretty choice
actually, Mum.

Should have warned you. Bit
of an experimental batch, eh.

Maybe I should change my name.

I like your name. Why
would you want to do that?

[ Cos then I wouldn't be me.
THINKS: Uh-oh, this is freaky.

I could be someone else. Someone
who hasn't stuffed everything up.

Oh, you didn't, sweetie.

THINKS: OK, mouth. I got words.

I wanna say them.

[ ...saying get over it.

It's not that easy, eh?

It was cos of me she d*ed.

So now I'm cursed.

You're not cursed.

Yeah, I am.

You're just walking down this
dark road, and it feels like
you're cursed, but you're not.

You know, you're gonna come
through this just fine.

THINKS: OK. That's friendly.

You're gonna find it in that great
big heart of yours to be strong.

THINKS: Is it too friendly?

I have this dream...

and she's standing right next to
me, and we're just mucking around
and stuff.

THINKS: All right, cookies,
this is your fault.

Come on finger — you
can do it. You can move.

...and it opens up, and I'm staring
straight into it. (CHUCKLES DRILY)

Oh, sweetheart.

(COUGHS)

THINKS: Oh no.

THINKS: She's got the bottle.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No!

THINKS: It's OK. No, she's pouring
it for him. That— That's OK. She's
good like that. Good old Mum.

THINKS: No, no, no. Please, Mum. No.

Get me a glass, eh, babe?

I'll have one with you.

Just to be social.

THINKS: No. Oh no.

THINKS: No, Mum. Mum.

THINKS: No!

LOCK UNLOCKS

Hold it right—

What the...?

When what I do in my spare time
becomes any of your bleeding
business, I'll let you know.

Cheeky old bugger.

The old bastard.

Some sort of history you
didn't think to mention?

I s'pose he did own the business.

Well, there you go — you got
yourself a sleeping partner.

Cheeky prick.

And it was always the
day before pension day.

You want me to follow up on it?

Nah, she'll be right.

I'll sort it.

You're not going to do anything
I need to worry about, are you?

You worried about Ted?

Well, not normally.
But he is family.

Sort of.

Here. A bonus for a good day's work.

Less what you owe me for pool,

and, uh, the beers.

Always a pleasure.

There you go, baby.
Roll around on that.

Oh, sexy.

Plenty more where that came from.

Really?
Nah.

Did you catch the bad man?
Oh yeah.

Was he really bad?
Total villain.

Do I know him?

That's confidential,
between me... and my client.

Aw. There'll be other jobs.

You know, actual jobs.

Yeah.

We could always roll around on
the money for a bit if you like.

Well, I wouldn't.

It's from Falani's back pocket.

Ew.

THE VEILS' 'JESUS FOR THE JUGULAR'

INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

INSTRUMENTAL ROCK
MUSIC GETS LOUDER

INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

♪ How do you preach the Word
if you don't know how to read?

♪ Where will they hold your soul
once you've signed the deed?

♪ Would the son still rise
if there was no one around?

♪ Would the fox be as quick
if he hadn't his hound?

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go for me.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go for me.

INSTRUMENTAL

♪ The whole world spins,
with her feet off the ground.

♪ She'll make the stars applaud
when she sits back down.

♪ There's a bulls' blood fountain
in the pit of a moan.

♪ I will summon an eclipse
on my way to the Lord.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go for me.

♪ Let him go.

♪ Let him go.

SURREPTITIOUS MUSIC

Morning, Ted.
Oink.

Help yourself.

Morning.

Yeah, 'bout makes us even, I reckon.

BIRDS CHIRP

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Mum?

Mum?

You shithead. Come on.

Hey.
Get up.

Hey.

Where's your respect, eh?

Where's your respect, man!

What the f*ck is your problem?

She had stopped. She had stopped.
What?

Stopped drinking! Stopped
getting off her face.

Stopped ending up with f*cking
losers cos she's pissed.

Stopped being everything
I grew up with.

And you walk in here like the world
revolves around you, and in one
night, turn all that to sh*t!

OK, you're pissed I nailed
your mum. All right. I get it.

Hey, hey, hey. Would I talk
about Cheryl like that? Eh? Eh?

Would I get your mum
pissed and root her?

It's not my fault Karla's hot.

Nah, it's never your fault.

You sh*t in your nest and you sh*t
in mine, and it's still not your
fault.

Cos you're the only one on the
planet — just you and your stupid
curse. Your suffering.

It's all sh*t, Munt.

OK? It's a big bitch and then you
die, and they nail you in a coffin,
and the worms eat you.

[ OK? It's the way it goes, man.

Don't 'man' me. Don't talk
to me like I'm your friend.

I can't do this.

Do what?

If you don't know the
answer to that, then you...

What does that mean?

It means you and me.
It means we're done and dusted.

What?
Figure it out.

What? Are you breaking
up with me (?)

Yeah. Cos you're toxic.

I don't want you
anywhere near my life.

What makes you so
f*cking special? Huh?

Go on, piss off, then. I don't
f*cking need you anyway. You loser.
Loser boy!

Nice one, bro.

Don't you call my son
a loser, you f*cking c**t!

HELLO SAILOR'S 'GUTTER BLACK'

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

MUSIC CONTINUES