06x18 - Tis So Concluded

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As promised.

ALL YELL

VAN: I want my money back.
LORETTA: What money's this?

The money Wayne gave me for Elena.

Give him his money.
You don't tell me what to do, missy.

I'm really sorry about what
happened to your caravan (!)

You give Van his money and
you get your stuff back.

Here you go, then.

I should leave, not you.
It's not fair.

Call it.
Heads. No, no, tails.

It's heads, so I'm out of here.

I'm going to make a toast to Cheryl.
Welcome home, Cheryl!

ALL CHEER

BIRDSONG

Peace and quiet...

and a rum and Coke.
sh*t, you girls are good.

Oh, you deserve it, hon.

Yeah, but, you, uh, wouldn't want
it to be too quiet, though, eh?

Why's that?

Well, we were thinking since
you're back, you should come
back to Hoochie.

Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, you guys are big sh*ts now.

Oh, but you should see my
new designs. I call it...

the Jailbird Range.

LAUGHTER

Well, at least I was
good for something.

Oh, it'll be fun, Cher.

You know, get the
band back together.

Oh, I've gotta...

I've gotta sort some sh*t out first.

So, um, how's it been
going with... her?

Haven't seen her.

She's staying at Loretta's.
At the brothel?

(SCOFFS) it is kind of appropriate,
you know, hanging with the hos.

Hey, she's Pascalle.

She does— She does dumb sh*t.

Yeah. What about him?

Aww.
Haven't seen him.

When you do, you are gonna
give him the bash in person.

LARGE VEHICLE APPROACHES ]

What the f*ck is that?

[ Oi.

Oi, get that monstrosity
off my driveway.

It's not mine, Cheryl.

What are you up to?

Christening Ted's new home.

Sex on the Northwestern at .

What a ride.
I don't f*cking care.

You did ask, and I have
to live somewhere.

Shift it — now.
You can't make me.

Sure f*cking can, you old bastard.

Bring it on, slutty.

HELLO SAILOR'S 'GUTTER BLACK'

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...to you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

You want two weeks off
at our busiest time?

Yep.

I'm stressed, so I need a holiday.

Where are you going?
North.

Wait on, bro. I thought Ahipara
was going to be all about us.

Ahipara?
It was our dream, remember?

Finish the Valiant, load
the rods, hit the road.

Yeah, it's not Ahipara, OK.
It's, um, further north.

Ninety Mile Beach, bro? I wanna
go fishing up there too.

I'm going to find Elena.

In Russia.

Bro, do you know how big Russia is?

Well, I know where she's from —
Nizhny Gon-rov-o-got.

And I've got my phrasebook, so
I'll turn up and I'll ask around.

Well, I don't think I can
give you any leave right now.

It's too late.
I've already bought the ticket.

Just put the f*cking
thing around the back.

[ It won't fit.

And me and Ngaire have got
plans to go on the road.

Yeah, well, don't let me stop you.

Poor man only just got home.
And the way he was treated...

And that's my fault?

You invited the oinker in here.

And then look what he did — shafting
you and giving one to Pascalle.

You must feel so terrible.

I'm fine.

Except for that piece
of sh*t in my driveway.

Oh, hey, Mrs West.
Choice mobile home.

Hey, can I have a word, please?

So Van is going to f*cking Russia?

So he can track down
Elena in Nizhny Novgorod.

I've been online. Nizhny Novgorod
is Russia's fourth-largest city.
Van could get badly lost.

Yeah, yeah, so this Elena —
he's got it bad, has he?

Deja voodoo, Mrs West.

Oh Christ, some things
never change do they?

Nup.

Ah. Balaclava.

Should come in handy.

But not for stealing.

Russia?
Yep.

Yep. I've got heaps of hoodies,
though, so don't worry, I won't
get cold.

You got a passport, Van?

Yeah, and a visa.

Pascalle said I needed it.
Did she, now?

Yep. And, oh, check this.

Russian money.

Cool, eh? And guess what
they call it? 'Rubbles'.

Is this a good idea, Van, going over
there without a contact address or
phone number for this Elena?

Mum, I'm going.

Look, I have to. I've got to give
her some money so she doesn't marry
this Roy guy.

What money?

Well, it's just this money I've got
to give her. It's, like, grand.

Where'd you get that?

I didn't steal it.

Where did you get it from, then?

What?
Where did you get it from?

Hmm.

Well, someone. You know, someone.

Wayne.
Person— Yeah.

If you've got no contact for this
person, how are you going to find
her?

Well, I'll ask around, because—

(SCOFFS)

Elena's not a very common name, Mum.

No, no, it could be
like D-D-Debz or Tanz,

and that place has, like,
. million people or something.

Really?
Check it out if you want to,

but promise me you won't leave
without at least a contact address
or phone number. Come on, Van.

Come on, I just got home.

OK, I promise I will
get a contact addr...

address.

Cheryl.

Not content with screwing my
daughter, you're sending my son
to Russia on a wild goose chase.

Van is going where he has to go.

What gives you the f*cking right?

He's not completely hopeless,
and he's old enough to make
his own decisions.

Since when?
Since a while, Cheryl.

He's not your son.

I'm aware of that.

And I can't believe
she's in on it as well.

Who is?
Pascalle got him a visa.

Right, well, I wouldn't know.
I haven't seen her.

Right.

Look, Cheryl, smack me if
you want. Do what you like.

I wouldn't touch you
with a f*cking bargepole.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Hi, are you here about the job?

No, I'm, uh, looking
for my daughter.

Mum.

Hi.

Well, I've got to get the
girls their lunch, so—

What are you doing in this dump?

It's not that bad.

You shouldn't be sleeping here.

The beds are really comfy and
there's always a spare, so...

Come for dinner, love.

I'm making fish pie.

I don't know, Mum.
You're coming. And that's that.

Oh, I thought you'd be
drinking vodka, not tequila.

Ah! The passport, the visa,

heaps of rubbles.

Mum was right, man. I didn't
know how to find her.

Pretty big ask, eh, with Nizhny
Novgorod being so big and all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I got that. I got that.

So I went to get an address.

♪ They used to call it

♪ evil possession.

♪ An exorcism to
cleanse your soul.

♪ Silver b*ll*ts,

♪ nasty cures

♪ for the boy to regain control.

♪ Voices in my head.

♪ Oh, how they curse me, girl.

♪ Voices in my head.

♪ Oh no!

♪ I may be a victim of...

Van!

♪ My official position is ya... ♪

I thought you were in Russia.

I come back now.

Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

Did you get married?
Not married.

No?
M-Marry Saturday.

Uh, no, no, no, listen, listen.

You don't have to.
I got the money.

Jesus Christ. That's the little
bastard I was telling you about.

You must go now!

THE DATSUNS' 'SUCH A PRETTY CURSE'

Roy has gone and hired these
two big f*ck-off bouncers.

Yeah, but so you don't have
to go to Russia any more?

No.

But I do need to come
up with another plan.

Hey, Van, you have a career,
bro. You have a house.

Yeah, look, Munt, I have to do this.

I have to. Bro, look, if it doesn't
work, I'll forget about her.

OK.
Yeah!

So what are you thinking?

Not a lot, my friend.

To the pie!

ALL: To the pie!

Oh, f*ck up, you lot.
It's just fish pie.

Yeah, but it's your fish pie, Mum.

And you are a beautiful and
very sexy woman, Cheryl.

What's that got to do with fish pie?

Ew, are you hitting on Cheryl, Eric?

I'm in with a chance, aren't I?

WOMEN: No.

Come on, you lot. Sit down.

Tomato on top. Interesting.

Yeah, it's my fancy
version, Ngaire.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

What do you want?

Mum said I had to.

Yeah, I asked her to come.

Come on. Sit down here. Move along.

SOFT BLUES MUSIC PLAYS

Do you want a drink?
Eric, get here a drink.

Looks great, Mum.

Come on. What the f*ck
are you all waiting for?

The fish pie of peace.

So, I've been thinking
about Hoochie.

Oh, yay.
Yeah, it needs attention.

It could do with a new range.

Crotchless would be good.
No, it wouldn't.

I was thinking,
um, online marketing.

Well, if you want a hand.

Great.

And I was thinking that Pascalle
could come and work with us.

Really?

You guys have your other business.
She knows about fashion.

Hang on a minute—
No, it's better than
working at the brothel.

Yeah, well, she had her modelling
thing, her TV thing and her bag.

She knows a hell of
a lot about selling.

But she's already got a job.

Well, it's, um, not exactly
a career path, is it?

Yeah, no, Mum, this is genius.

No, it's not. It's
complete bullshit.

Well, if that's what
you really want.

I wouldn't have said so otherwise.

It is very good of you.

She's fine where she is.

Well, I think it's a great
offer. And way too kind.

(SCOFFS)

Well, we can talk about it
later, then, all right?

Was that sh*t or was
that complete sh*t?

You just want me to work for you.

Well, a bit, but are you actually
going to put up with this?

It's like Mum means to be nice,
except it's a punishment which
will go on forever.

Exactly. Are you going
to sit there and take it?

What I did was bad, but I do not
want to sell hussy underwear.

Then get off your butt
and do something about it.

He's leaving. He won the toss.

You are really starting to annoy me.
If you do not go and follow your
heart, I will slap you.

Did you just say 'heart'?

I also said I'd slap you.

Do you actually love Hayden?

What do you think?
I don't know. It's hard to tell.

I just don't go around saying it cos
then he'd use it against me, OK?

You're weird.

You are way more f*cked up.

If you let Mum and Jethro push you
around, you deserve to sell tramp
underwear the rest of your life.

And I'll still have to slap you.

This is my driveway.
I want to park my car in it.

There's a whole street out there.

Why would I want a street when
I've got a f*cking driveway?!

Hi, hon. I'm going in to Hoochie.
Do you want a lift?

Oh, no thanks.

I'd be giving her the heave-ho.
You pander to her.

And you are not parking that thing
there. It better be gone by the
time I get back.

SOMBRE MUSIC

OK, so, Munts, you go to the door,
you distract them, all right?

And say I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

No, you want to keep them talking,
not shut the door in your face.

Oh, shh, they're leaving.

Oh, sh*t. ]

f*ck, she's hot.

sh*t, those dudes look mean.

Mm.

THE CHECKS' 'LET YOUR LOVER KNOW'

Ooh, f*ck, Wayne.

What are you doing now?

ENGINE STARTS
We can't just leave.

We're not. We're following them.

OK, let's go.

♪ To help a little,
I just spit it out.

♪ Come on, baby, taste
the stars from the wine

♪ and we can go ahead... ♪

She said she wasn't getting
married till Saturday.

It's a shop, not a registry office.

Yeah, but if Roy's scoping out her
dress, you know what that is, eh?

Sick and disgusting.

No, no, it's bad luck, man. It's
bad luck to see your bride's dress
before the big day.

Really?
Can we just get on with this?

Excuse me, is that your
van parked out the front?
Yeah. Why?

There's a couple of heavy-looking
Tongans going through it.

sh*t! Come on, come on, come on.

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

Oh, f*ck.

sh*t, they got your belt sander.
Did you see which way they went?

Oh, they went, uh, down that
side street. They were on foot.

Come on. Come on. Go!

♪ Let your lover know. ♪

Psst!
(GASPS) Van.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Seeing you.

Oh, but Roy is—

No, no, no, don't worry about Roy.
My friend Munter is stalling him.
OK, this is my friend Wayne.

Hello, mister. Van, come, come.

Ooh!

(GIGGLES)
Shh.

No.
No, no, no, listen, listen.

I've got the money.

I've got it, OK, so you...
you give this to Roy.

You and me — we get married.

But not in that dress.

Van.

I-I like very much to be with you.

Yes, I know—
But it is not possible.

What?

No, no, no, listen.

These are the dollars for you.
You said—

It is duty. I must
marry Roy for family.

M-My brothers—

Those two guys —
they're your brothers?

Dmitri and Yuri.

Roy gives them jobs.

You can't marry Roy...
(MUFFLED) for f*cking family.

We have no mother and no father.

I must care of them.

ROY: Elena.

Hurry up, love.

We've got to get going.
I've just lost the belt sander.

I nearly changed.

(CHUCKLES) Good girl.

So, Roy gets to marry Elena because
he's given her brothers jobs. How's
that fair?

That's bosses for you, dude. They
win out over the workers every time.

How can we compete with that?

By being a boss.

Point is you can hire
people if you want.

Eh, he's right.

He's right, if it's sweet with you.

But they're Russian and unskilled.

Well, weren't you when you started?

[ I wasn't Russian for one,
and I knew a bit about plumbing.

Come on, man, please?

Can you guys piss off?

Well, no, I live here.

Van, can you just go
or I'll thump you.

OK. We've got things to do anyway.

See you, Mr Wayne.

Later.

You cleaned out your office.

I sold up. I told you.

So that's it? You're
just running out?

Not exactly running.

Well, were you going to come
and talk to me about it first?

I thought you didn't want to see me.

No.

I c-couldn't.

Well, it was too hard and...

(SIGHS)

...it wasn't right.

(SIGHS)

Look, I have been with quite
a few guys in my life, right.

Yep.

And some of them, I even
thought that I loved.

But I didn't.

Not really.

And now I know what it feels like to
actually be in love, and it really
sucks.

The thought that you might go and
I might never ever see you again...

I can't breathe and it makes
me wanna, like, hurl and cry
all at the same time.

And I know that you won
the toss and everything,...

but if you go, I'm coming with you.

(CHUCKLES)

What?

Nothing.

What, you think it's funny?

No.

I don't want you to hurl.

I want you to keep breathing.

God, I love you.

POIGNANT MUSIC

(WHIMPERS)

So, where were you going to go?

Well, I was going to pack up the
truck, load the r*fles and head
for the hills.

That sounds OK.

(LAUGHS)

You want to go hunting?

Well, I'm not really keen on the
whole k*lling thing, but I just
won't look.

You do know that just about
everything I own is in this room?

I don't really have much, either.

You sure you're OK with this?

Yes.

As long as we are together,
I am the most OK.

POIGNANT MUSIC

CHERYL: Bugger.

Mum, what are you doing?

Oh, they won't shift this,
so I'm trying to move it,
and broke my nail file.

Oh, I have one of those.

Thanks, love.

Hey, Mum.
Mm?

Um, there's something that you
should know which is that I'll
be leaving home.

Where will you go?

Away.

With Wayne.

I think that's the best
thing for everyone.

So, yeah.

I'm not taking my soft toys.
Janie can have them.

Where are you planning on going?

I don't know yet.

Mum, I'm just doing what I have to.

No, you're being a f*cking idiot.

I'm not doing this to get at you,
and I'm not asking you to like it.

Well, I don't.

And you'll regret this.

(SIGHS)

Hey, hey, I'm talking to you.

I can still hear you, Mum.
I won't let you do this.

Well, you can't stop me,
OK? I'm years old.

Yeah, and how old is he?

That doesn't matter.

There is no way in hell
that this can work.

f*ck, Mum!
Wasting your life on some guy.

Like you never have!

(YELPS) sh*t.

Just stay out of my life,
OK?! It is my life!

And I am your mother!
Yeah, you think I don't know that?!

What is going on?

(SIGHS)

You know what? f*ck it.
f*ck all of it.

The soft toys are for Janie.

You walk out that door, I never
want to see you again. You hear me?

Fine!
I mean it.

f*ck!

grade, rough.

Rough.
(PA) VAN: We are the Tool Guys.

We tool from Huia to Helensville,

from Titirangi to the...

Bro, bro, Point Chev.

Oh yeah, and sometimes
Point Chev too.

TOOL GUYS: Yeah! Whoo!

From skylights to sewers,
driveways to drainage.

Bugger off.

Fences to fruit trees and no job
is too big or too small for...

the Tool Guys!
That's us!

TOOL GUYS CHEER

I have a business. OK, I can
give your brothers jobs.

OK, um, better jobs. You two...

[ You two work for me.

You two wo-work for me.

[ Da? Da?

Right.

Oh, we do heaps better sh*t than
just f*cking floor sanding.

Um, one day it could be a
clothes line, the next day a deck.

Um, being a Tool Guy is awesome.

Uh, it's choice.
TOOL GUYS: Yeah!

Being a Tool Guy is choice.

LAUGHTER

r*fle COCKS

WESTERN SHOWDOWN MUSIC

You can bugger off.

Stop harassing me and my fiancee.

Van, come on, bro.

Just take this, OK?

It's all I've got.
I don't want your money.

Now you have seconds to piss off.

Roy, please.

I'm not putting up with this, love.

Roy, stop.

And you stop.

You, inside now.

And you too.

Me?

Not you, ginger man.

Oh.

WESTERN SHOWDOWN MUSIC
CONTINUES

He has to stop bothering you.

No. I talk.

It all stop now, and no g*n.

All right.

No g*n.

And he can go.

You are kind man, Roy.

So good.

But elves are noble.

They say the truth.

No.

What about LOTR?

He won't know anything
about Tolkien.

I will teach him.

No.
You must take this and more
dollars that Van will give you.

Many more.
I don't want the money.

If marry Van if you take the dollars
or do not take the dollars.

So you must take the dollars.

And you will learn of Tolkien.

Mm-hm.

Mum, you did the right thing.

You didn't go far enough. Oh, and
by the way, we put the campervan
up on the lawn.

And I say we take her stuff
and put it out on the street.

No, no.
We burn it?

Yes, but we go through it first,
sell the good stuff.

Oh, for God's sake.

That girl is dead to me. We should
have taken the porker out when we
had the chance.

If the Dallies hadn't come,
we could have finished him off.

It's not too late.
Jesus.

I don't want to talk about this.

Fair enough. We never
mention her name again.

The name Pascalle, you mean?

You watch it, girlie.

She's my sister. I can say her
name if I want. Pascalle,
Pascalle, Pascalle.

Don't be a f*cking child.

No, no, no, what is
childish is this.

What, being loyal to Mum?

You are just sucking up because
you think it makes you look good.

Bullshit.

Pascalle fell in love.
Oh, f*ck off.

And, yes, of course that
is upsetting to Mum,

but it's not a f*cking crime.

No, it's a f*cking betrayal.

And do you think that banishing
her and taking a hit out on Wayne
is going to make things better?

(SCOFFS)
Mum.

It won't make you happier, and,
actually, for the last six months,
Wayne has held this family together.

Pascalle is still my sister, and
I will continue to speak to her
and about her,

so if you want to chuck me
out too, then fine. Go for it.

Loretta, shut up.

This is it.

Oh, it is choice camp van.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I don't know
really where that came from.

My brothers, they say they
would like the T-shirt,...

Oh yeah.
...and also vans with writing.

Huh?

Oh my God. This is Mum.

Mum.
Hey.

Uh, this is Elena.
Hi.

It is choice to meet you.

Oh, great, thanks.

We're getting married, Mum.

Yep, uh, but don't— don't freak out
or anything. It's sweet. OK, I know
what I'm doing.

No, no, it's fine. We'll
discuss it later, all right?

SOMBRE MUSIC

Hi.

If you want to have
a cr*ck at me, go for it.

I f*cking should.

Yeah.

Do you know how angry I am?

How f*cking ripped apart?

I feel stupid. I feel humiliated.

I'm sorry.

I wish it was different.
Do you?

Yeah, I do.

I loved you, you loved me,
and that's how it—

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I keep going over it and over it,

trying to work out
where it went wrong.

Me too.

Well, I had a bit of time on my
hands — you know, six months or so.

It was him, wasn't it? It was Tama.

Losing him, it was like we were
on opposite sides of this great
big f*cking canyon.

I didn't know how in hell we
were going to get over that.

Maybe we're just too different.
Yeah.

You were always so
f*cking reasonable.

You ain't never been
afraid of a scrap.

You certainly know how to start one.

Look, I get it if you hate me. I do.

But I do think you're
f*cking amazing.

You know,...

I think it's a little bit late
for you to start buttering me up.

If I hadn't met you—

...you wouldn't have
met my daughter.

You changed my life, Cheryl West,...

in so many ways.

SEAGULLS CAW

(SIGHS)

We were good...

when we were good.

We'll always be his parents.

(GROANS SOFTLY) f*ck it, I wish you—

No point in wishing.

You've just got to
live with what is.

(SNIFFS)

You do that in spades, missus.

Thank you.

(SIGHS) Oh my God.

Oh no, save it, Kase. You'll be
dehydrated before the ceremony.

DOOR OPENS

Girls.

Come on, Kase.

Two words: 'Hoochie' and 'bride'.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

I feel beautiful.

With everything that's been going on
around here, we haven't had much of
a chance to get to know each other.

But I pretty much speak my mind.

Yes.

Van is special to me.

I want you to know if you do
anything to hurt him, if you
mess him around in any way,

I will be down on you
like a ton of bricks.

Do you get me?

I speak from my heart,

so no bullshit.

I love Van more than anything.

I k*ll anyone who hurt him.

I think we'll get on just fine.

(SIGHS) Whoo! Big, big day.

The biggest.
Yep.

Yep.

Help me out.

(SIGHS) I love you, man.

An-And when me and Elena, we get
back from Rotovegas, you and me,
we'll go to Ahipara, eh?

We'll go fishing.
Bro, it'll be like our
own little honeymoon.

No, not really.

Whoo! Dead man walking! (LAUGHS)

No. No, no. Nyet!

Come on, Gooch, you're on 'keeping
the Russians off the vodka before
the wedding' duties.

Za lubov!
ALL: Za lubov!

This is a serious day, so the time
for getting pissed is later, boys.

He's right. Nothing can go wrong.

Like forgetting the rings?

Nestled in my pocket.

Like getting the groom
to the altar on time?

Transportation sorted.

sh*t, did you gas up the Toolmobile?

We're not taking the Toolmobile.

Well, how the f*ck are we going
to get to the wedding, then?

No way.
Yes way.

Boys b*rned a lot of
midnight oil for you, my bro.

God, you finished it.

Yeah, no way would we have finished
it except for Yuri. Dude knows a lot
about cars, man.

I'm sensing a Tool Guys
automotive franchise here.

Awesome.

Come on, come on, come on.

TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

ENGINE STARTS

ALL CHEER, LAUGH

Whoo!

Hayden. Jane is having issues with
the flower girl dress. I don't have
time for counselling.

I'll sort it.
OK.

Bridesmaid.
I am not a bridesmaid.

Lloyd, have you got the vows?

They're not what you'd
call by the book.

Van and Elena wrote them. I'm pretty
sure they were stoned at the time.

At least they're longer than yours.

It's quality that counts, Lloyd.

Oh, greetings and all that crap.

Yep.

Jesus Christ, another
backyard wedding.

(SIGHS) Are you ready for this?

No.
Me neither.

[ VEHICLE APPROACHES AT SPEED

Yeah! (LAUGHS)

Holy sh*t, you got
the Valiant running.
Yeah!

And because someone likes driving
it so much, we are very late.

Yeah, bro. Hey, little sis.

Oh! (LAUGHS)
I love you.

Oh, you too.
Yeah.

Go get married.
OK.

Come on.

(LAUGHS)

OK.

(PLAYS RICHARD WAGNER'S
BRIDAL CHORUS)

THUNDER RUMBLES

Hey, Lloyd.

(THE GOOCH CONTINUES PLAYING
RICHARD WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS)

Don't worry.

MAN: Here they come.
CHEERING

Where's my boys? Oi, come on.

BAGPIPES STOP

Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here today in the sight of God...

and Bob Marley

and Keith Moon and Elvis Presley...

(IMITATES ELVIS) Uh-huh, uh-huh.

SOFT LAUGHTER

...to join this awesome stud

and this hot babe in marriage.

Is that choice or what?

ALL: Choice!

I will marry you, Van West,

because you are a mighty man.

You are the best man,

hero man.

I love you with my body and soul.

I root you senseless.

LAUGHTER

And stay with you forever.

RAIN PATTERS

GENTLE MUSIC

I will marry you, Elena...

Bor... odov... nya...

because you are the choicest woman.

I wanna be with you forever...

and f*cking ever.

This means you are now man and wife.

You may now pash the bride.

ALL CHEER

f*cking choice!

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

THE DATSUNS'
'MAXIMUM HEARTBREAK' PLAYS

Ow, f*ck.

Give it to them. If they don't
like it, throw it at them.

All right.

Oh my God.

What?

♪ In the mirror, in the mirror.

What are you doing here?

We thought it was cruel,
expecting us to work.

So we shut up shop.

Vannie!

Angel! (LAUGHS)

How am I expected to run a business
with those useless slappers?

Oh my God.

Will you stop saying 'Oh my God'?

You are her.
What?

Loretta has turned into Mum.
f*ck up.

No, you've settled down, you have
a husband and a kid and you have
a dodgy business. You are so her.

♪ Heartbreak, heartbreak,
heartbreak.

Yeah, well, at least
people still like me.

The old Loretta wouldn't have
cared if people liked her or not.

BOTH YELP

♪ All reflection
to get a reaction.

f*ck you.

♪ Mirrors, mirrors, smoke and... ♪

I hear she's leaving.
sh**ting through.

You're not moving in, Eric.

Worth a sh*t.

♪ In the mirror. ♪

Are they still giving us the evils?

Yep, f*ck them.

Hey.
Whoa!

I need to talk to you.

What?

OK.

It's a down payment.

Van, it's bucks.

Yeah, I know, but it...
you know, it means more.

Well, you need it
more than me, so...

Nah, you are stuck with
my sister now, right.

Yeah.

BOTH LAUGH

She can chew through
the cash, man. (LAUGHS)

Hey, come here.

Thanks, man. You've been awesome.

You've been worth it.

THE DATSUNS' 'YOUR BONES'
PLAYS LOUDLY

Shouldn't you be happy? Wayne's
gone so you can have Mummy all
to yourself.

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

CHEERING

You know you need to get over it.

Over what?

This mother fixation you have.

Jesus, I don't have
a mother fixation.

Yeah, you do.

We need to cure that.

CHEERING

What are we doing?

Well, I was rather
hoping you'd f*ck me.

Now?

On your mother's bed, no less.

THE CHECKS' 'BAGHEERA' PLAYS

♪ You work for the man,
for the dog, for the baby.

Grandpa, if you're going to piss on
him, can you at least do it outside
and not all over the carpet?

You deserved that.

Nah, Ted. I expected it.

I take it as a peace offering.

Take that, you old bastard.

Gonna root me next, are you?

Nah, not likely. I'm going now.

♪ Do you recall...?

Later.
Bye.

Sorry. We're going now, so...

♪ But you're still working
for someone else's living.

This is the best guy, so
you take care of him, OK?

(LAUGHS)

♪ ...the night I spent with you.

♪ You'll be free, but you're
still working for someone
else's living. ♪

Grandpa pissed on Wayne,
so we might go now.

OK. Probably a good idea.

I hope everything
works out OK for you.

You too.

I love you, Mum.

See you, ho-bag.

You, my girl — you
need to be asleep.

JANE: No.

The West party gene
is strong in her.

Yeah, along with the West
disobey-your-grandma gene.

(COOS)

I know that it maybe
doesn't feel like it,...

but it turned out OK.

What did?

That stupid thing that you did when
you told us we all had to behave.

Yeah, you hated it.

Yeah, of course I did. I'm a West.

But it was good.

And you made it happen.
It was all you.

How's the sleep thing going?

Look!

Not so good. (SIGHS)

Oh. Well, f*ck it. Let's dance.

TH' DUDES' 'BE MINE TONIGHT'
PLAYS, PEOPLE CHEER

Come on, then, you party animal.

(COOS)

TH' DUDES' 'BE MINE TONIGHT' PLAYS

♪ Asian cigarettes,

♪ a long talk, a few cans.

♪ If you can

♪ be my bare-skinned baby,

♪ we're in for a long
night, a strong night.

♪ You — look what
you've done to me.

♪ You lit me,
you bit me, I'm rapt.

♪ Oh.

♪ You — look what
you've done to me.

♪ You lit me,
you bit me, I'm rapt.

♪ Be mine, be mine tonight.

♪ Be mine tonight.

♪ Oh, come on, come on.

♪ Another smoke, another can.

♪ Another conversation, maybe.

♪ I knew you —

♪ not long.

♪ I knew you —

♪ you're so strong.

♪ So strong. ♪

INSTRUMENTAL

INSTRUMENTAL CONTINUES

MUSIC FADES

CICADAS CHIRP

CHEERING FROM INSIDE

HELLO SAILOR'S
'GUTTER BLACK' PLAYS

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.' ♪

MUSIC CONTINUES