07x10 - Child's Play

[bunniefuu]

I never thought

I'd be involved in somethin' like this.

Me neither.

- That's one of the reasons
you have keep an open mind

about these things.

- Oh, I mean I fantasized about it.

- Yeah, I think everybody has.

Actually be doing it.

- Tom, you change that diaper like a pro.

It's a snap.

You're talkin' to a master.

Do you wanna hold him?

- Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

C'mon, Charlie.

Aww.

- Yeah, that's a boy.

- Yeah.

Hey. - Hey, how do I look?

- You look like you were
cut out for fatherhood.

- Hey, speakin' of
fatherhood, where's Daniel?

- Ooh, yeah.

Daniel said if he wasn't here by eight,

we should just start dinner without him.

- So even havin' a baby

doesn't get him home any earlier, huh?

- Afraid not.

Maybe that's him.

- Ooh, that's so funny.

- Hello.

Hey, it's me.

Hi, sweetheart.

Tom and cassy were just asking about you.

I know, I know.

I feel lousy.

Something came up.

- How long will you be?

At least another couple hours.

Oh Daniel.

- I know, I know.

Look, tell them both I'm sorry

and I'll rush it as fast as I can.

I really am sorry, Mandy.

It just can't be helped.

Kiss Charlie for me.

- Drive carefully and we love you.

- Yeah.

I know the air conditioner's out.

Yeah.

We got someone on the way to look at it.

Uh-huh.

Whoa.

Ooh yeah.

Whoa, yeah.

Mmm.

So did you ever think about it?

- Never.

Never, not once.

- No, I mean about what
kind of parents would we be.

- Oh that, yeah.

I thought of it once or twice.

- And?

- And I think you'd be a great mom.

- Well what about you?

- I'm not so sure about me.

- Well you'd be able to teach the kid

how to throw a football.

- What if it was a girl?

- Teach her how to throw a football.

- Actually if I had a daughter,

she'd end up with a great arm.

Cass, there's more to
it than throwin' footballs.

- I know that, but I would've
taken care of the rest.

Hey, Daniel.

- Hey, guys.

- We missed you last night.

- This case is killin' me.

I didn't get home 'til after midnight.

- No kidding.

Hey, that's some baby you got.

- Don't remind me.

All I can think of when
I'm in the law library

is that I could be home
right now holding him.

Amanda looks great though, huh?

- Oh yeah, she looks better
than I've ever seen her.

- Just think about how hard I
had to convince her to adopt.

Hey, I gotta get to court.

Maybe you guys come over next week?

- Sure. - Yeah.

- Great. - Dinner.

- Bye.

You know what?

He's working too hard.

He's gonna blink twice and
Charlie's gonna be in college.

- You kiddin' me?

The way that guy's goin',

he's not gonna have a chance to blink.

- Let me ask you this, sergeant:

How can you be sure that it was my client

that you saw running out of the apartment?

- I saw him.

- But it was at night.

- It was.

- And the apartment was dimly lit.

- Well enough to see your client.

- At a distance of what?

- or feet.

I see.

Mm-hmm.

How good is your eyesight, sergeant?

My last examination: /.

- And when exactly was
that last examination?

- Last week.

- Last week?

- Wednesday, to be exact.

Brought the results with me.

- That won't be necessary, sergeant.

I have full faith in the
accuracy of your memory.

It's the accuracy of your
eyesight that's my concern.

It's curious that the examination

was so close to this trial.

Was this a longstanding appointment?

- No.

- When did you make it?

- When I heard that you were
representing the defendant.

- What did that have to do with it?

- Based on your reputation.

- What exactly do you mean by that?

- Well you're known for invariably choosing

the simplest line of defense.

The lighting was fine.

We had a clear view of the guy

and mistaken identity's out of the question

because he was six foot seven.

So all that left was my eyesight.

I had it examined.

- No further questions.

- How'd it go?

I k*lled.

- They getting ready to call me?

- No, I think they've recessed for lunch.

Defense probably needs to regroup.

We're not gonna talk about it here!

- Now what do you
suppose that was all about?

- I don't know, he said
the case was gettin' to him.

- Ooh, I guess so.

I'm having lunch with Amanda.

Going baby clothes shopping,
would you like to come along?

- Ooh, no I think I'll pass.

Listen though if you get
something for Charlie,

I'm in for half, deal?

- Deal.

- And this time, sign
the card Tom and cassy.

- Well that's the way
I signed it last time.

- No, no.

- Yes, it is.

- No, the wedding gift

that we got for the fields', remember?

- Yeah. - "Cassy and Tom."

- No.

- Yeah, do you wanna call them?

- Oh, like they would save the card.

- Tom and cassy.

- Fine.

- Tom and cassy.

Fine.

- Tom and cassy.

- Thank you.

Charlie keep you up late last night?

- No.

Well no more than usual.

- I thought you said he was
sleepin' through the night now.

- Yeah, he must be coming
down with something.

He was cranky all night.

- Oh, we ran into Daniel
in the courthouse today.

- Really?

Then you've probably seen more of him

in the last hours than I have.

- Yeah, he said it's been a rough trial.

- Some big oil corporation's
in a lot of trouble.

- Mandy, you and I've
been friends a long time.

- Everything's fine.

That is where you're
going with all this, right?

Wondering how things
are between Daniel and me.

- If you don't wanna talk about it.

- No no, it's all right.

Like you said, we've
been friends a long time.

It's just that he's been working too hard.

Way too hard.

But I've got Charlie.

You know, when I think about all that time

we were tryin' to conceive and we couldn't

and I was too stubborn
to even consider adopting.

To think I could've had
a baby so much sooner.

- Yeah, but it doesn't
matter 'cause you got Charlie.

- He's so good and he loves us so much.

I can't even remember
what life was like without him.

But imagine what life
would be like without him.

- Well why would you imagine that?

- See what losing a night's
sleep will do to a person?

I am just rambling on
here like a loony bird.

Look, you know what?

We better get goin'

if you have to get back
to the courthouse, right?

- Kinda late to be makin'
up the room, isn't it?

- Got no choice.

Folks have been checkin' out late today.

Or in and out, to be more accurate.

- Phew, place needs some air now.

It stinks.

- What was that?

- Not to worry, goes on all the time.

- Hey, how'd it go?

- It was a piece of cake.

Whatever you said to
gunderson really threw him off.

He was walkin' around me

like I was some kinda live expl*sive.

- As you are to all the
people that know you.

Did you get a gift for the baby?

- Oh, yeah and you owe me bucks.

- Ah.

Can I get you next payday?

- Okay.

Amanda said this case
that Daniel's working on

involves some oil corporation.

- Meaning who was that
girl outside the courtroom?

- years old in that dress,
she's not with an oil company.

- Maybe he was workin'
on more than one case.

- Well yeah, most lawyers do.

- But you still think
there's something goin' on.

- Yeah, just Amanda
looked real tired at lunch.

- Well babies do have
that effect on people.

- No, this was a worry tired,

like she'd been up thinking all night.

- You read a lot into bags under the eyes.

- Yeah, like gypsies reading poems.

- How'd it go in court?

- We k*lled.

- We k*lled.

- Yeah, well according
to a phone call I just got,

so did somebody else.

A motel out on Ashton road.

Victim's a year old female.

- We're on it, Harry.

- Hey, charlene.

- How's it goin', guys?

- You tell us.

- Victim's name is Sarah Lynn Thompson.

She recently arrived
from Holden, California.

Cause of death: Strangulation,
several blows to the face

and repeated blows to the back of the head.

It's like somebody banged
her head on the floor.

- Thank you.

Why do I think I've seen her before?

- Because you have in the courthouse today.

This is the girl that
Daniel was arguing with.

Oh.

You into stargazing, Nelson?

Yeah.

Well take a look at this, cassy.

- Let's see.

Hey, there's vilee up close and personal.

She needs to get her roots touched up.

- Jeez, that's quite a powerful
scope you've got, Nelson.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, but you got one heck of a view

into those rooms, huh?

- Right down into the
cracks in the molding.

- So you familiar with section
of the penal code, Nelson?

Yeah, peeping Tom.

It's an aberration.

I'm working on it.

I'm in therapy.

- Well you should sue for malpractice.

It's not workin'.

- An illness like this takes time.

I'm sure.

But time is not something we have a lot of,

so don't waste ours.

Now what did you see in her room?

- Today, nothing.

Last night was a different story.

- Different how?

- She had a visitor.

- Mm-hmm, did you get a good look at him?

- Yeah.

Good-looking guy,
early s, nice suit, tie.

Professional.

- And what about Sarah Lynn?

- What about her?

- Was she a professional?

- Oh look guys, I just rent the rooms.

I don't run wants and warrants on anybody.

- Best guess.

- She wasn't wearin' a whole lotta clothes.

Just enough to receive
visitors, if you catch my drift.

- And was he the only visitor?

Look, I don't keep a
-hour surveillance on it.

- Meaning she probably closed the shades.

- I told you I'm in therapy.

- Okay, who else might've
seen someone coming or goin'?

- The maids.

Night woman doesn't get
here for another two hours.

Day girl's around here someplace.

- All right, well while we're doing that,

why don't you check the
record for her phone calls?

- What, all of a sudden I work for you?

- Yeah, well you can talk
to your therapist about it.

- I have a relapse, it's on your head.

And you're sure about the license number?

- Yup, .

That's my birthday, may .

- That's great.

Well if you think of
anything else, just call.

- Great, thanks.

- Well her description matches the manager.

- They both sound like Daniel.

- All right, here's some phone calls.

Just two.

I recognize one of them.

It's a military base around here.

- You get a lotta customers from there?

- I give the serviceman's discount.

- How patriotic.

'Kay, what about the other one?

- Not a clue.

You need me for anything else?

- That'll do it.

- Oh, you tell 'em down at the station

I give a police discount too.

- We'll pass that along.

Oh god.

- What's wrong?

- This other number's Daniel's.

What's he doin' with a hooker?

Isn't that like asking

who's buried in Grant's tomb?

- So we got him at the scene.

Now what do we do?

- You know the answer to that one.

- We go question him.

God, he's a friend of ours.

- I know.

Friends don't m*rder people.

- Yeah, that's what oj's friends say.

- But this is Daniel and Mandy, cass.

- That's what oj's friends say.

Look, I'm not disagreeing with you.

But this isn't something
we can just ignore.

- We can't just blow off a
seven-year relationship either.

And what am I supposed to say?

"Hey Daniel, I know we're buds and all,

"but did you off this young woman?"

Come on.

- But we have to question him.

- What if just one of us goes, 'Kay?

That way it won't be as formal.

- Fine.

- Fine.

- Do you wanna do it?

- No.

- Well neither do I.

- 'Kay, call it.

- Heads.

Daniel.

- Tom.

What are you doin' here?

- I gotta talk to you.

- Sure, talk away.

- Cassy and I noticed
you were talkin' to a girl

at the courthouse today.

- Oh, yeah.

- Sarah Lynn Thompson.

- How do you know her name?

- She's dead.

- What? - Look, don't.

I know that you went to visit her

at a motel on Ashton road.

I want you to tell me about
your relationship with her.

- My relationship.

What, do you think I'm
havin' an affair with her?

I don't know, were you?

- Oh come on, Tom.

- Were ya? - No!

She's Charlie's mother.

His birth mother.

She was shakin' me down.

- How?

- Said she was gonna reconsider,

give us back the money we
paid out and take the baby back.

- How much did you pay her?

- Nothing, not a damn cent.

That's what I went to
that motel room to tell her.

- So when you left the
hotel room, she was alive?

- Absolutely.

- What time was that?

:, five?

Look look, it's been a long day.

Is there anything else?

- No, not for now.

Does Amanda know about this?

- No.

No, it would've frightened her too much,

the prospect of losin' Charlie.

Look, there's no reason

that you gotta mention
any of this to her, is there?

- Oh, no.

No.

Not now.

- Victim's trachea had been ruptured.

Very very strong hands.

Not much of a struggle though.

I think the beating she
took around the head

probably took most of the fight out of her.

- Prints?

- None.

But one curious thing though:

Whoever it was, hit her hard enough

to break the skin in several places.

One of these breaks is just different.

Here.

Yeah, see how jagged these breaks are here?

That's what it looks like
when it's done with a fist.

And look at this, see
how even this break is?

I mean it's different from all the others.

- A ring with a raised surface.

- That'd be my guess.

- What are you sayin', that
he hit her with both hands?

- Yeah, I guess I am.

Except that hardly ever happens that way.

I mean one of our hands is stronger

and that's what we hit with.

- Well except for her, she
hits well with both hands.

- Oh yeah, that's what I hear.

Ryan.

- It's me, did I wake you?

- No.

- I'm lying here trying to remember.

Does Daniel wear a class ring?

- Yeah.

- You sure?

- Yeah, I'm positive.

That's why I can't sleep.

- Okay, I'll see you in the morning.

Right.

- Bye.

- I'd like to help you, sergeants.

I really would.

But this is a bank, we have procedures.

You're police officers.

If anyone can appreciate
procedures, it's you.

- We appreciate that.

We really do, but we
need an answer in a hurry.

- I'll be more than happy to oblige,

but I have to have a court order.

- You know what?

The man's absolutely right.

We should get to work on that right away.

- But once we get it, then
we have to come back

with a dozen squad cars and a SWAT team.

- Why?

- Beats us.

- Procedure.

- But you'll scare away
most of my customers.

- Ya think?

- I told you she was alive when I left.

Did you give her the money?

- Yes.

- Well where is it?

Nobody found any money.

- I don't give a damn
whether they found it or not.

I gave it to her.

- And you never hit her.

- No, I never touched her.

- So if we send that ring in
for skin and blood samples,

what are they gonna find?

I took the money to the
motel at : like I told you.

I gave it to her.

I said, "this was gonna be
the one and only payment."

She smiled.

She said she was gonna be the one

to decide when the well ran dry

and she started laughing.

- And that's when you hit her?

- Couldn't help myself.

Just one backhand
across that sneering mouth.

Then she screamed, I panicked and I ran.

- Daniel, why didn't you
tell me this last night?

- 'Cause I was afraid of how it would look.

I was afraid of them.

- Who's them?

- The welfare people.

They're like sensor alarms.

The slightest damn thing sets 'em off.

With Charlie bein' adopted,

I didn't want them takin' him away from us

because I assaulted someone.

- This is about more than a lie.

- No, it's not.

- There's no money.

We've gone over that room three times.

- Then whoever k*lled her took it.

- That's your story.

- No, that's the truth.

- Well we need proof.

- As my friends, I
expect you to believe me.

- Daniel Shaw, you're under arrest

for the m*rder of Sarah Lynn Thompson.

You have the right to remain silent.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be appointed to you by the court.

You know, I kept thinking
about after we first met them.

Do you remember when
that flu bug was going around?

- Yeah and you got
sicker than I ever seen you.

- Uh-huh and I was home for a week.

And every day first thing in the morning,

Amanda would come by and she would see

if I needed anything to eat

and if I had enough magazines to read.

If I need anything

from the pharmacy.
- Cassy, we talked about this.

- I know, I know.

But you don't feel right about it either.

- No, I don't.

I was tryin' to remember
this quote that I read

about friends and loyalty.

- "If I had to choose
between betraying my country

"or betraying my friends,

"I hope I should have the
guts to betray my country."

William forrester. - Wow, that is the one.

I'm very impressed.

- Don't be.

It was the final "jeopardy"
question the other night.

Well the man had a point.

- Yeah, but the man was a novelist

and we're homicide detectives.

- Well, same principle.

You know, after we got divorced,
they took me to eat at gg's

and Daniel said that he was
just so sorry about our divorce

and that you know, - yeah.

He wanted to keep seeing us, right?

Right. - Yup.

- We had the same dinner together.

Cassy, we've been through
this forward and backward

because the guy's our friend

and it all kept coming out the same way.

We did the right thing.

- Then how come it feels so wrong?

- I don't know.

Amanda.

- I'm just here to bail Daniel out.

- Bail isn't usually
allowed in m*rder cases.

- He didn't m*rder anybody.

- Well that's not our decision to make.

- Oh right, you're just
the arresting officers.

You've known us all these years.

How could you do this?

- Did you know about the extortion?

- Yeah, he told me about it
when he got home that night.

- Why didn't you tell us that?

- Because there was nothing
that you could do about it.

It wasn't any of your business, all right?

- I'm afraid it's our business now.

- You are our friends.

- We're still your friends.

- Yeah.

Yeah, right.

- What do you mean
you don't believe he did it?

- Just what we said.

- But you busted him.

- Well all the evidence
pointed that way, Harry.

- And the da is getting ready
to take it to the grand jury.

Look, okay I know the
man is a friend of yours.

And all right, it must've
been hard bringin' him in,

but you did the right thing.

But now all of a sudden,
you're having second thoughts?

- We followed the evidence.

- And now we want a chance to prove

what we believe is right.

- Ah, the big h word.

- No, this is no hunch.

We've known this man for seven years.

We were there when they were married.

- We sat up all night with them

after Amanda had a miscarriage.

- This is no casual relationship.

- Okay, I appreciate all that.

- Look, we did good by the department.

Please, do good by us.

- Good, how?

- Let us see if we
can find the real k*ller.

- But you have the real k*ller.

- Well then give us a chance
to prove ourselves wrong.

- Aha, this is all a plot
to drive me insane, huh?

- That's right.

The department said that
if we could make you crack,

they'd give us half of what
they save on your pension.

- One day.

That's all ya get, hours.

- Harry.

That's half of what they
gave nolte and Murphy.

- What are you talkin' about?

- Nick nolte, Eddie Murphy.

" hours," it's a movie.

- I never heard of it.

You gotta get out more.

- hours, you're wasting it.

- We're wasting it.

- We're wastin' it.

- Okay, we start with
Daniel didn't k*ll her.

Question being who did?

- I got a couple other questions.

Why'd she wait 'til now to
put the squeeze on Daniel?

Well that's easy: Gives him time

to get totally committed to the baby.

- She coulda done that in the first week.

You know how Amanda was
when they first brought her home.

- Okay, she didn't need the money 'til now.

- Take a look at the suitcase.

Look at the clothes.

The woman's needed money all her life.

- Okay, I have the other question.

- Oh, you think you're pretty good, huh?

- Who is the birth father?

- You are good.

- Now I suppose you have the links

to the other two questions.

- Matter of fact, I think I do.

She lived in a small town, right?

- Uh huh. - Near a naval base.

- Right.

- Say the father was
stationed at that base.

They have an affair.

She gets pregnant.

He gets transferred.

She has the baby.

She gives it up for adoption.

That's the end of it

'til she finds out where
he's been transferred.

- Okay, so she comes here and what?

- Tries to start over with him.

So she tells him about the baby,

how she gave it up for
adoption to people in palm beach.

- Okay, so he sees a
chance to make some money.

But why k*ll her?

- My guess is she says, "marry me."

No money, but he has an alternative she

hasn't considered.

- Mm-hmm.

- What do you think?

- I think it's worth a try.

It's the only theory we've got

and Harry's only given us hours.

Pleasure to meet you, colonel.

- Wish I could say the
same thing, sergeants.

But homicide detectives are like the IRS,

they never bring good news.

- Well we understand that.

We also understand that
you have full jurisdiction

over anything involving any of your people.

- I was gonna get to that next.

- Well we don't need
much time, just a day or so.

- Why don't you leave
me what you have so far

and I'll conduct my own inquiry.

- I'm afraid that that's not
gonna be good enough.

- I'm afraid that's the
only choice you have.

- Green, Nathaniel green.

Did you used to play strong safety for a&m?

- As a matter of fact, I did.

- You ran back a kickoff
against Austin in '

to knock them out of ball contention.

- I sure did.

Ran a stake right through longhorn's heart.

- Yeah, right through my heart too.

- You're not old enough to
have been in college then.

But I was old enough to be dating

the ut starting tailback.

- I hate to break up

this little trip down
football's memory Lane,

but we're conducting an investigation here.

- You said you need
the records of all the men

transferred from camp
farragut in the last year.

- Right.

- You got 'em and the one day you need.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I've got men being
transferred out tomorrow.

I'd like to go over their records.

- We thank you.

Sis boom bah that.

When did you transfer outta
camp farragut, sergeant?

Must be , maybe months now.

- Are you married?

- Yes, ma'am.

Three kids, two boys and a girl.

- Do you remember what you
were doing last Tuesday night?

- Tuesday, we took the kids out for dinner.

No, that was Monday night.

Tuesday, I was at the library.

I'm taking a couple of courses
at the community college.

Tryin' to get my degree.

- Thank you, sergeant.

Could you ask the next
man to come in please?

- Okay, private.

That'll be it.

Pfc Sedgwick, reporting as ordered.

- Sit down, private.

I'm sergeant Ryan,
this is sergeant St. John.

We'd like to ask you a few questions.

- Yes, sir.

Anything I can do to help.

- You were stationed at camp farragut?

- Yes, ma'am.

I took my basic there.

- How long you been there?

- months to the day.

- Back at farragut, did
you get into town much?

- Holden?

Sure.

- You ever meet a girl
named Sarah Lynn Thompson?

- Well I met a lotta girls, ma'am.

But I'm ashamed to say I have

some trouble rememberin' all their names.

- No names to take,
just hearts to break, huh?

Hardly that, ma'am.

Just some pleasant
evenings drinkin' beer, dancin'.

- Where you last Tuesday evening?

- Drove in to see the fights.

They didn't have
anything like that in Holden.

- You remember any of the fighters?

- Yes, sir.

It was a real good card.

A couple of welterweights:
Gonzales and Moore

and a cruiserweight with
castillo and Tor-ren way-vo

and one real stinker
with a couple of heavies.

You really wanna hear all this, sergeant?

- We really do, private Sedgwick.

- Why Sedgwick?

- Where were you last
Tuesday night, colonel?

- I went to the movies with my wife.

We saw the new Harrison Ford movie.

- But you had to think
about it, just for a second.

- Sedgwick just spouted
it out like a machine g*n,

like he memorized it.

- Sergeant, this is colonel green.

I want you to pull files
on pfc Terry Sedgwick.

- You worked the cq that night, sergeant.

Right, Tuesday.

- Captain, remember if any calls came in?

- C'mon, gimme a break.

That thing rings off the hook.

We got over men in the squad.

Wrench, need a wrench.

You wanna hand me that big one?

- One call in particular to
pfc Sedgwick, Terry Sedgwick.

- Lover boy?

Wanna gimme that screwdriver?

Yeah, I remember.

He got a car that night early.

- You sure?

- I'm sure.

: on the dot.

I was taken off the job
when the call came in.

- You sure it came in for Sedgwick?

- Hey, I say I'm sure; Trust me, I'm sure.

- Exactly why is that?

- 'Cause I thought I have to runnin'

all over the company area to find him

and then he was standin'
right out front of the building

like he been waitin' on the call.

- Thank you, sergeant.

- Listen, there's a small
screwdriver over on the bench.

- Want a fry?

No, those things are terrible for you.

- Well that's one of the great
perversions of the universe.

Stuff that tastes great isn't healthy

and the stuff that's lousy is.

But in a perfect world,

broccoli would taste like cherry Garcia.

- Oh okay.

Well in that case, I'll have one.

- Go for it.

So we know the girl called the base

and Sedgwick got a call
around the same time.

- Yup and it was the time that Daniel said

he dropped off the , to her.

- If we want, the DNA test'll prove

that Sedgwick is the baby's father.

- Ooh, you can bet the farm on that one.

- So what do we really have?

- Cheeseburger and fries is what we got.

- All right, we both know
that Sedgwick k*lled her.

- Yeah and I know that Daniel's innocent

and the da's gonna laugh
us right out of his office.

- 'Cause he's gonna ask us to

show me the money. - Show him the money.

- Do you like that movie?

- I thought he was a wuss.

- I thought he was a man of principle.

- No, he was a wuss.

- Problem is is there's no money.

- And if Daniel's tellin' the
truth, then Sedgwick has it.

- And how do we find out if he does?

- Sergeant, I sympathize with your problem,

but we just can't go ahead

and ignore the man's civil rights.

- Well my father who
was in the army told me

that he had his civil rights violated

every Saturday morning.

- That wasn't a search.

It was an inspection.

- Oh, well an inspection.

That is exactly what
we're looking for, colonel.

- Excuse me, sir.

I'm curious.

- Yes, private?

- Is mine the only gear
you're goin' through?

- No, private.

That'll be all, private.

As you were.

- Yes, sir.

Nothing.

The man is clean.

How about a bank book, receipts?

- Sorry.

- Said you were gonna
ship some men out tomorrow.

- Right.

- Is Sedgwick gonna be one of them?

- Nope.

- Could he be?

- I don't follow.

- You know, colonel,

you've already bent over backwards for us.

- Yes, I have.

- And well could you
cut orders on Sedgwick?

- Whoa, what are you talkin' about?

- Well there don't have
to be you know, rules.

You just have to make
him think that they are.

- Nothing shy about
the two of you, is there?

- That's fine.

We just got a lotta chutzpah.

Hold it, Sedgwick!

- Watch it.

Come on.

Congratulations, buddy.

You just won father-of-the-year.

- Do you wanna burp him?

- Sure.

C'mere you.

- You guys are some terrific cops.

- And even better friends.

- Charlie's real lucky to
have you as role models.

- Oh, I don't know if you
want him to be a policeman.

- Oh, he could do worse.

- No, I think he's gonna be a lawyer.

- What makes you so sure?

- Look what he's already
learned to do to cops.

- That's my boy.

That's my boy.