02x29 - Let's Make A Duel!

[bunniefuu]

[Humming]

Hey, syrus... You're still up?!

I just found this awesome website, jay!

Oh, yeah?

What kinda site is it?

People post their problems and then get advice.

Lemme see.

"I have my sights set on someone

"Who's out of my league.

"When we're face to face, I back down.

Whatta ya think I should do?"

That's easy!

You think you can help this guy?

Of course I can! Watch this!

"Trust in yourself, and you'll win any match!"

He doesn't want dueling advice!

What?

It's a site for guys that need help with romance!

Ugh!

Boy: what's this?

"Dear lonely guy, trust in yourself,

And you'll win any match."

That's some pretty good advice.

This guy knows a thing or two about love!

I guess I've got nothing to lose.

Well...time to win my perfect match!

I've waited so long for this moment!

Alexis...you and I will be a match made in heaven!

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Generation next

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow

♪ Yeah, yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on

Hup-two-three-four!

Come on, gents!

Work those skinny legs 'a yours!

Ya know, jay, life was a lot more fun

Before you started rooming with a drill sergeant!

Ohh. My sweet alexis.

You're so beautiful!

Today's the day I pour my heart out!

I just hope I don't faint like last time.

Faster, you maggots!

I just wish love was more like dueling.

My card!

Huh? Hey look!

Someone lost a duel monsters card.

What's quiz panel?

Just read the bottom.

It says, "name three special ways to win a duel."

Exodia...

Forbidden board,

And the uh...

Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue.

Boy: ha ha ha!

Huh? Who's up there?!

Someone who knows more than you!

The card's final countdown!

Hey, you're right!

I knew that! Show off.

What're ya climbing trees for anyway??!

Well, I was--

Look, it's yugi!

Made ya look!

Hey!

That was weird. Ten four.

Alexis: what are you doing down there?!

My head!

Jaden! What's the deal!?

Spying on me?!

That is so immature even for you!

Huh?

You are so busted!

Spy on you?!

Now why would anyone want to do that?!

Gee thanks a lot!

Well, here goes. My big chance.

Alexis!

I'm here for you!

Unhand her!

"Unhand"? She's got me!

Never fear! Bob is here!

I'll protect you!

No offence, bro...

But I need protection!

What you need's a lesson in chivalry!

And I'm your teacher!

Class is in session!

Is this guy looking for a duel?

Either that or a date.

Well isn't that cute?

Two dorks fighting over little old me.

So what's yur name?

Uh...my name? It's, um, bob banter.

So you're the loser who's been sending me

All those love letters!

They were actually "sonnets."

Alright! It looks like

"Lame" and "lamer" are gonna duel!

We are?! Remind me why!?

'Cause if you don't...

I'll report you for spying on me

And you'll be expelled!

So tell me, jay...

Is that a good enough reason for ya?

Yeah, I guess that'll work.

Well, I'm here. What's this all about?!

A duel. And if jaden loses

He joins the society of light!

Really?! Yup.

He had to agree, or else he'd be

Kicked out!

Who's he dueling?

Some guy from our dorm named bob.

You mean bob "game show" banter?!

The guy's nuts!

Hmm.

[Thinking] nuts huh?!

I'll show them.

Just wait 'til I unleash my game show deck!

Lock'n'load!

Don't lose!

Thanks, syrus!

I, uh...didn't really plan to.

Now get your game on!

If ya don't mind... I'll go!

And I'll summon this guy!

My elemental hero sparkman!

That should do.

Now let's check out your deck, bob.

You want it? You got it!

I'll start off with the spell card search shock!

I take one monster... And I send him right

To the card graveyard!

Now I can use quiz hour!

Are you ready for the ultimate challenge!?

Sure, why not!

I love a good challenge!

Unh! What's goin' on!?

You know what time it is, don't you, folks!!?

It's quiz time!

A game show?

Maybe jaden'll win a new car!

Look at the board!

The categories are--

Give us a hand, bunny--

Obelisk !

Ra !

And slifer !

Face-down! For you at home...

They're actually monsters with zero attack points!

Huh?

How can he fight with those?!

This is great!

I always wanted to be a contestant

On a game show!

Survey says...today is your lucky day!

And I'm your dueling host: bob banter!

Now if you're ready, jaden....

Let's make a duel!

[Thinking] as long as I keep this up,

Alexis has to be impressed.

Is he lame or what?

Time's up! And round one is over!

Back to me! Here goes!

I summon elemental hero avian!

Sparkman: attack that obelisk !

Time for your next question!

Soldier! If it's multiple choice go with "c!"

That's right! And if it's a number pick !

The question is... To activate the trap card

Known as huge revolution...

Name the three cards that need to be prsent

On the playing field!

Say what?! I never heard of that card!

Hmm. Hmm.

[Buzzer]

It looks like you're outta time!

You know what happens next, don't you!?

We take away your monster

Plus five hundred of your points!

The answer we were looking for is...

People running...

Oppressed people...

And finally united resistance!

Ooh. Oh. Real easy.

Let's see who's behind curtain number two!

It's not a new car. It's obelisk !

Huh?

Alexis! Do you see what's happening here!?

Someone finally found jaden's weakness!

Make him use that peanut he calls a brain!

You've got a point there.

Guess this geek isn't half bad.

Ha ha ha!

[Thinking] she actually said something nice about me!

Lexy.

I'd like to phone a friend, bob!

So, avian, help me out would ya!?

Alright! We'll take ra for a hundred, bob!

Say these monsters' names!

Gagagigo...

Giga gagagigo...

'N gogiga gagagigo three times!

Yes! I rule at tongue twisters!

Watch this!

Gagagigo!

Giga gagagigo!

Go--ohh!

There's the buzzer!

Well better luck next time!

Now, ra , come on down!

Can we take a break?

Survey says... Not yet!

Time to play... The classic right or left quiz.

Okay. What's that?

Just your next challenge!

Let's press your luck!

I start by holding a card behind my back!

And then you guess...

Is it in my left hand or right?

Got it!

Guess right, and you get points!

Guess wrong, and you lose points!

It's left!

Correct.

Yeah! Sweetness!

[Thinking] if he keeps this up,

I'll lose the match and alexis!

I place this facedown...

And I'll be back after this!

Good. About time!

I summon burstinatrix!

Next I'll activate...

My o-oversoul spell card!

Which brings my sparkman back from the graveyard!

Sparkman... Let's see what's

Behind card number one!

You picked the "slifer challenge!"

Do five push-ups

With only six seconds on the clock!

No prob! I can do it in five!

There! That's five!

[Cuckoo cuckoo]

Unh!

Yeah!? Well no prize for you yet!

[Thinking] stay tuned, because after these messages,

The real fun begins with round two!

Alright! I'm ready for my next challenge, bob!

Burstinatrix! See what's behind card number two!

So what's next?

Is it more push-ups?

No, just a simple question!

What round is this?

Uh...i think I know this one, bob!

Round five!

Correct! But you're not done yet!

'Cause I activate this!

Question change!

So my points are safe!

And you get a brand new question!

Go, obelisk !

The question is, "what's the total level

Of all monsters in the graveyard"?

Easy! There's avian...so three!

[Buzzer]

I'm so sorry!

You seem to have forgotten all the monsters

In my graveyard!

It's thirteen!

Aah!

That's not fair!

Turn your attention to the board, folks!

And please help us welcome

Quiz panel obelisk to the game!

That was a trick question!

Well thanks for the feedback.

But broadcast standards clearly state...

That all complaints...

Must be submitted to the network in writing!

Ya know, bob... I think...

You watch way too much tv, bro!

Just believe in yourself!

It's the only way ta win!

[Thikning] where've I heard that before!?

This isn't a commercial break!

So what are you waiting for, bob?!

[Thinking] alexis is really cheering for me!

We're back, folks!

I hope they cancel this show.

Now...hunter channel spell card, come on down!

This adds ra to the board!

Now draw a card, and if it has less than letters

In its text, I lose seven hundred points!

I'm feelin' lucky, bob!

It's wildheart!

And it says... "This card is unaffected

By all traps!"

I count less than fifty!

Alright. But we're not finished yet!

It's that time in our show when we add a new quiz panel

To the board... So please welcome ra !

Back to me!

So...i summon neo-spacian air hummingbird!

Now check out what a real monster can do!

For each card in your hand,

I get life points!

Then I play this: my miracle fusion!

So burstinatrix and avian come back from the graveyard

To form elemental hero flame wingman!

And now, sparkman... Go get ra !

Your challenge...

I pick one random card from my deck,

And you hafta guess how many monsters are pictured on it!

The card I drew is the big march of animals!

The what?!

Uh, one, two... Fifty?

So close!

I was!?

But close doesn't count!

So it's time for your penalty!

I play double it!

So the damage to your life points is doubled now!

Good news is... Your sparkman

Gets to stick around for a while.

[Groaning]

Gee...thanks!

Flame wingman, open slifer !

Challenge: drink a bowl of water in one minute!

Sweet! I'll see ya in sixty!

, , , ...

[Glug glug]

'N , 'n , 'n ...!

[Belches]

Yes!

Unh!

Well...it looks like there's just one quiz panel left,

So go and get it!

For your final question:

Name three special ways to win a duel!

Hey! I've heard that question before!

Huh? Oh no!

Is this...

It's the card I dropped!

Awesome! I mean, even jaden

Can't mess this question up!

Take your time!

So it's... Exodia...

And, uh, forbidden board...

And, um...

Me and my big mouth!

Hmm. Guess I forgot!

[Buzzer]

Syrus and hassleberry: you forgot?!

Really!? You...you forgot?!

[Squawks]

Well, I didn't exactly "forget."

So you missed the question on purpose?!

I couldn't use an answer

You gave me, bob.

Yeah but... You would've beaten me!

Dueling's about being yourself!

If I can't count on me...

Then why should I even bother?

I don't want your answer!

I hafta trust myself!

So I'll throw this down...

And then I'm gonna win this duel

By using my own skills!

[Thinking] wait. Could he be the one

That gave me that advice last night?

The guy who tried to help me win alexis' heart?!

Well the only way to do that is to beat him!

It's your turn.

Thank you... But you can't win, jaden!

Why not!? You're all out of questions aren't you?

Your show's off the air, bob!

You forgot about something.

Our bonus round!

And the question is... Ready?

What's the name of the monster card

On the bottom of my graveyard?

Err. Hey is this a trick question?

No.

[Thinking] all his monsters were quiz panels,

So it has to be the first one I answered!

It's obelisk !

[Buzzer]

I'm wrong?! Yup!

I take one monster... And send him to the graveyard!

And because you got the answer wrong...

The right monster is automatically summoned to the field!

So welcome to the game, quizzer panel !

And with this on the board...

All previous quiz panels return to my deck!

No way!

You mean...i gotta do all this again!?

Not quite! We're out of time!

But you get a consolation prize!

With sparkman's mere , points...

He gets an all-expense paid trip to the graveyard!

But wait! Since you're down to a hundred points...

Whatta ya say we make it a one-way trip for two!

Quizzer panel attack!

Ha ha! I activate...

My secret mission trap!

Ohh!

You like games?

Well they don't get much better than this!

Here's how it works!

You randomly choose one of my monsters.

And then you have to throw down with him!

Or you can take what's behind curtain number two

And just skip your turn altogether!

A game?

The outcome of the duel's on the line!

Wanna play, bob?

If you pick sparkman, you win.

But if you pick wingman, I win!

But you can't ask the host a question!

We need an answer, bob!

The left! Sparkman!

At least I hope so.

Both: here goes.

Oh no!

Hold on! 'Cause there's a whole lot more

To come, folks!

With my flame wingman's special ability...

The attack points of your destroyed monster come out

Of your life points!

Oh. Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Well...apparently jaden's not so bad at game shows after all.

Wait. So that's it?!

I shoulda stayed in bed this morning.

Aw, man...i couldn't win the match or alexis's heart.

Jaden: cheer up, bob!

Huh?

You can't give in!

You've an awesome deck!

Ya just gotta keep practicing, bro!

And always remember this:

If you just trust in yourself,

You'll win any match!

It was you! You're the advice guy!

The one who emailed me!

Uh...

You gave me the courage I needed

To follow my heart!

Teach me the mysteries of love.

I'll do anything--aah!

Hey, bob? I don't know anything about love!

Sure ya do! Teach me!

No way! I'm a duelist! Not a lover!

Wait! I just need a few pointers!

Show me the way, love doctor!

♪ Chillin' out with your crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪