02x16 - Episode 16

[bunniefuu]

One of these five men has

One of these five men has
something interesting to say.

One of these five men has
something interesting to say.
One of these five men has

Something interesting to say.
One of these five men has
something interesting to say.

One of these five men has
something interesting to say.
That's right.

Something interesting to say.
That's right.
One of these five men, assembled

That's right.
One of these five men, assembled
here, has something interesting

One of these five men, assembled
here, has something interesting
to say.

Here, has something interesting
to say.
Why, tomorrow at work you'll

To say.
Why, tomorrow at work you'll
say, "hey, I heard something

Why, tomorrow at work you'll
say, "hey, I heard something
interesting last night.

Say, "hey, I heard something
interesting last night.
Yeah, one of those five men said

Interesting last night.
Yeah, one of those five men said
it."

Yeah, one of those five men said
it."
Oh, come on.

It."
Oh, come on.
One of the five men must have

Oh, come on.
One of the five men must have
something interesting to say.

One of the five men must have
something interesting to say.
I mean, what are the odds?

Something interesting to say.
I mean, what are the odds?
There's five of them.

I mean, what are the odds?
There's five of them.
I don't think it's fair to leave

There's five of them.
I don't think it's fair to leave
me hanging like this.

I don't think it's fair to leave
me hanging like this.
For god's sake, I'm only a

Me hanging like this.
For god's sake, I'm only a
voiceover.

For god's sake, I'm only a
voiceover.
I can't even run away.

Voiceover.
I can't even run away.
I have no legs.

I can't even run away.
I have no legs.
And that's something I have to

I have no legs.
And that's something I have to
live with every day of my life!

And that's something I have to
live with every day of my life!
Okay, fine.

Live with every day of my life!
Okay, fine.
Fine!

Okay, fine.
Fine!
None of these five men have

Fine!
None of these five men have
anything interesting to say!

None of these five men have
anything interesting to say!
Nothing whatever!

Anything interesting to say!
Nothing whatever!
Okay, what do I care?

Nothing whatever!
Okay, what do I care?
I can always do game shows.

Okay, what do I care?
I can always do game shows.
It's good money!

I can always do game shows.
It's good money!
Well, what do you do that's so

It's good money!
Well, what do you do that's so
precious?

Well, what do you do that's so
precious?
How do you serve mankind, huh?

Precious?
How do you serve mankind, huh?
Oh, it's too late.

How do you serve mankind, huh?
Oh, it's too late.
f*ck off!

I am against it.

I am against it.
Well...

I am against it.
Well...
And, uh, look.

Well...
And, uh, look.
Look and listen to this.

And, uh, look.
Look and listen to this.
You get married to a woman, you

Look and listen to this.
You get married to a woman, you
have to live with her.

You get married to a woman, you
have to live with her.
I just think that's

Have to live with her.
I just think that's
outdated.

I just think that's
outdated.
Well, that's the law!

Outdated.
Well, that's the law!
I just don't buy it.

Well, that's the law!
I just don't buy it.
If you marry a woman, do you

I just don't buy it.
If you marry a woman, do you
think you have to live with

If you marry a woman, do you
think you have to live with
her?

Think you have to live with
her?
Yes.

Her?
Yes.
Aha!

Yes.
Aha!
I told you.

Aha!
I told you.
Can I help you?

I told you.
Can I help you?
Yeah.

Can I help you?
Yeah.
You don't know who I am?

Yeah.
You don't know who I am?
No.

You don't know who I am?
No.
No.

No.
No.
I'm the cincinnati kid!

No.
I'm the cincinnati kid!
Oh, yeah.

I'm the cincinnati kid!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean anything to

Yeah.
That doesn't mean anything to
you?

That doesn't mean anything to
you?
No.

You?
No.
Well, maybe it would if we

No.
Well, maybe it would if we
were in cincinnati.

Well, maybe it would if we
were in cincinnati.
Hey!

Were in cincinnati.
Hey!
Nobody laughs at the kid!

Hey!
Nobody laughs at the kid!
All right.

Nobody laughs at the kid!
All right.
Listen up, you clowns.

All right.
Listen up, you clowns.
I'm here, and I'm looking...

Listen up, you clowns.
I'm here, and I'm looking...
For the toronto kid.

I'm here, and I'm looking...
For the toronto kid.
What?

For the toronto kid.
What?
Sorry?

What?
Sorry?
What?

Sorry?
What?
I'm the cincinnati kid!

What?
I'm the cincinnati kid!
Yeah, we know.

I'm the cincinnati kid!
Yeah, we know.
Therefore, I'm here looking

Yeah, we know.
Therefore, I'm here looking
for the toronto kid!

Therefore, I'm here looking
for the toronto kid!
All right, where's that toronto

For the toronto kid!
All right, where's that toronto
kid at?

All right, where's that toronto
kid at?
There is no toronto kid.

Kid at?
There is no toronto kid.
What?!

There is no toronto kid.
What?!
There's no such thing as the

What?!
There's no such thing as the
toronto kid.

There's no such thing as the
toronto kid.
There has to be.

Toronto kid.
There has to be.
I came all the way from

There has to be.
I came all the way from
cincinnati.

I came all the way from
cincinnati.
I'm the cincinnati kid!

Cincinnati.
I'm the cincinnati kid!
Yeah, we know that.

I'm the cincinnati kid!
Yeah, we know that.
We know.

Yeah, we know that.
We know.
Uh, tell me something.

We know.
Uh, tell me something.
How'd you get to be the

Uh, tell me something.
How'd you get to be the
cincinnati kid?

How'd you get to be the
cincinnati kid?
[ Scoffs ]

Cincinnati kid?
[ Scoffs ]
obviously, my dad was the

[ Scoffs ]
obviously, my dad was the
cincinnati kid.

Obviously, my dad was the
cincinnati kid.
Then, I was born, and I became

Cincinnati kid.
Then, I was born, and I became
the cincinnati kid!

Then, I was born, and I became
the cincinnati kid!
Ah.

The cincinnati kid!
Ah.
Okay, how would you be

Ah.
Okay, how would you be
replaced as a cincinnati kid?

Okay, how would you be
replaced as a cincinnati kid?
Well, if I "a," meet the

Replaced as a cincinnati kid?
Well, if I "a," meet the
right woman and impregnate her

Well, if I "a," meet the
right woman and impregnate her
with my cincinnati seed.

Right woman and impregnate her
with my cincinnati seed.
Okay.

With my cincinnati seed.
Okay.
Or "b," move out of the

Okay.
Or "b," move out of the
greater cincinnati area.

Or "b," move out of the
greater cincinnati area.
Right.

Greater cincinnati area.
Right.
Or "c," shut up!

Right.
Or "c," shut up!
And then start talking about the

Or "c," shut up!
And then start talking about the
whereabouts of the toronto kid!

And then start talking about the
whereabouts of the toronto kid!
Or I'll --

Whereabouts of the toronto kid!
Or I'll --
there will be no need for

Or I'll --
there will be no need for
that.

There will be no need for
that.
Who are you?

That.
Who are you?
I'm the toronto kid.

Who are you?
I'm the toronto kid.
Wow!

I'm the toronto kid.
Wow!
Look, there is one!

Wow!
Look, there is one!
Geez!

Look, there is one!
Geez!
We like to keep our city

Geez!
We like to keep our city
clean, eh?

We like to keep our city
clean, eh?
Hey, aren't you kind of a long

Clean, eh?
Hey, aren't you kind of a long
way from your sexist football

Hey, aren't you kind of a long
way from your sexist football
coaches, your polluted ohio

Way from your sexist football
coaches, your polluted ohio
river, and your third-rate mass

Coaches, your polluted ohio
river, and your third-rate mass
transit system, cincinnati kid?

River, and your third-rate mass
transit system, cincinnati kid?
Yeah!

Transit system, cincinnati kid?
Yeah!
You tell him, kid!

Yeah!
You tell him, kid!
Well, toronto's boring!

You tell him, kid!
Well, toronto's boring!
Ooh!

Well, toronto's boring!
Ooh!
Ooh!

Ooh!
Ooh!
k*ll him!

Ooh!
k*ll him!
k*ll him, toronto kid.

k*ll him!
k*ll him, toronto kid.
Come on!

k*ll him, toronto kid.
Come on!
Gloves are off!

Come on!
Gloves are off!
Get him, kid!

Gloves are off!
Get him, kid!
Hey, toronto kid!

Get him, kid!
Hey, toronto kid!
What?

Hey, toronto kid!
What?
Your wife just had a baby!

What?
Your wife just had a baby!
What?

Your wife just had a baby!
What?
It's a boy!

What?
It's a boy!
How big?

It's a boy!
How big?
Eight pounds, three ounces.

How big?
Eight pounds, three ounces.
Yeah, I think I can take

Eight pounds, three ounces.
Yeah, I think I can take
him.

Yeah, I think I can take
him.
Wow, my wife just had a baby?

Him.
Wow, my wife just had a baby?
Yeah!

Wow, my wife just had a baby?
Yeah!
Congratulations, ex-toronto

Yeah!
Congratulations, ex-toronto
kid!

Congratulations, ex-toronto
kid!
I didn't even know she was

Kid!
I didn't even know she was
pregnant!

I didn't even know she was
pregnant!
Come on, how's that possible?

Pregnant!
Come on, how's that possible?
Well, we don't live together.

Come on, how's that possible?
Well, we don't live together.
Mmm!

Well, we don't live together.
Mmm!
Huh, huh?

♪ ...the dragon's name

♪ ...the dragon's name
was said ♪

♪ ...the dragon's name
was said ♪
thank you.

Was said ♪
thank you.
Thank you very much.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
This next song is about

Thank you very much.
This next song is about
senator joe mccarthy.

This next song is about
senator joe mccarthy.
Goes a little something

Senator joe mccarthy.
Goes a little something
like this.

Goes a little something
like this.
♪ Root 'em out, joe

Like this.
♪ Root 'em out, joe
root 'em out, joe-ho ♪

♪ Root 'em out, joe
root 'em out, joe-ho ♪
♪ send them all back

Root 'em out, joe-ho ♪
♪ send them all back
to icy moscow-ho ♪

♪ Send them all back
to icy moscow-ho ♪
♪ root 'em out, joe

To icy moscow-ho ♪
♪ root 'em out, joe
root 'em out, joe-ho ♪

♪ Root 'em out, joe
root 'em out, joe-ho ♪
♪ let 'em all dance

Root 'em out, joe-ho ♪
♪ let 'em all dance
in the commie-a-go-go ♪

♪ Let 'em all dance
in the commie-a-go-go ♪
♪ it's an insidious spread

In the commie-a-go-go ♪
♪ it's an insidious spread
like lichens and mosses ♪

♪ It's an insidious spread
like lichens and mosses ♪
♪ send them all back

Like lichens and mosses ♪
♪ send them all back
to their soviet bosses ♪

♪ Send them all back
to their soviet bosses ♪
♪ tell them to go

To their soviet bosses ♪
♪ tell them to go
tell them to get lost ♪

♪ Tell them to go
tell them to get lost ♪
♪ get all their names

Tell them to get lost ♪
♪ get all their names
from nehemiah persoff ♪

♪ Get all their names
from nehemiah persoff ♪
♪ ooh ♪

From nehemiah persoff ♪
♪ ooh ♪
♪ what's that I see... ♪

♪ Ooh ♪
♪ what's that I see... ♪
♪ Ahh ♪

♪ What's that I see... ♪
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ ...on the horizon? ♪

♪ Ahh ♪
♪ ...on the horizon? ♪
♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ...on the horizon? ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I see an eagle, and...

♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I see an eagle, and...
♪ Ahh ♪

♪ I see an eagle, and...
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ ...i see some bison ♪

♪ Ahh ♪
♪ ...i see some bison ♪
♪ these things are america

♪ ...i see some bison ♪
♪ these things are america
to me ♪

♪ These things are america
to me ♪
♪ america to me ♪

To me ♪
♪ america to me ♪
♪ hoo! ♪

♪ America to me ♪
♪ hoo! ♪
♪ Root 'em out, root 'em out ♪

♪ Hoo! ♪
♪ Root 'em out, root 'em out ♪
♪ better dead than red ♪

♪ Root 'em out, root 'em out ♪
♪ better dead than red ♪
♪ root 'em out

♪ Better dead than red ♪
♪ root 'em out
root 'em out ♪

♪ Root 'em out
root 'em out ♪
♪ better dead than re-e-e-d ♪

Root 'em out ♪
♪ better dead than re-e-e-d ♪
♪ root 'em out, root 'em out

♪ Better dead than re-e-e-d ♪
♪ root 'em out, root 'em out
root 'em out, root 'em out

♪ Root 'em out, root 'em out
root 'em out, root 'em out
joe ♪

Root 'em out, root 'em out
joe ♪
thank you.

Joe ♪
thank you.
Thank you.

Regrets?

Regrets?
Oh, sure.

Regrets?
Oh, sure.
Tons.

Oh, sure.
Tons.
Our day's pretty much filled

Tons.
Our day's pretty much filled
with regret.

Our day's pretty much filled
with regret.
Yep.

With regret.
Yep.
First thing we do in the morning

Yep.
First thing we do in the morning
is regret something.

First thing we do in the morning
is regret something.
Last thing we do before going

Is regret something.
Last thing we do before going
to sleep is regret something.

Last thing we do before going
to sleep is regret something.
Yep.

To sleep is regret something.
Yep.
-Second stories.

Yep.
-Second stories.
This is a story of a bachelor

-Second stories.
This is a story of a bachelor
named joe.

This is a story of a bachelor
named joe.
Thirty years old, life full of

Named joe.
Thirty years old, life full of
woe.

Thirty years old, life full of
woe.
See, he had this magnetic skin

Woe.
See, he had this magnetic skin
to which metal would stick.

See, he had this magnetic skin
to which metal would stick.
Nails, cans, and -- yes -- even

To which metal would stick.
Nails, cans, and -- yes -- even
picks.

Nails, cans, and -- yes -- even
picks.
One day as he walked alone in

Picks.
One day as he walked alone in
the rain, he got stuck to a

One day as he walked alone in
the rain, he got stuck to a
low-flying plane.

The rain, he got stuck to a
low-flying plane.
It drove him around for almost

Low-flying plane.
It drove him around for almost
three hours.

It drove him around for almost
three hours.
He got hit by birds, and he got

Three hours.
He got hit by birds, and he got
struck by towers.

He got hit by birds, and he got
struck by towers.
And if you were close, you could

Struck by towers.
And if you were close, you could
have heard him say, "I can

And if you were close, you could
have heard him say, "I can
attract metal, but a wife?

Have heard him say, "I can
attract metal, but a wife?
Man, there's just no way."

Attract metal, but a wife?
Man, there's just no way."
Time!

Man, there's just no way."
Time!
-Second stories.

Time!
-Second stories.
Kind of sad about joe.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
I was just trying to see if you

Excuse me.
I was just trying to see if you
could give me the correct time.

I was just trying to see if you
could give me the correct time.
Excuse me.

Could give me the correct time.
Excuse me.
I was wondering if you could

Excuse me.
I was wondering if you could
tell me what time it is.

I was wondering if you could
tell me what time it is.
No.

Tell me what time it is.
No.
Look, you see, my watch has

No.
Look, you see, my watch has
stopped, and it's really

Look, you see, my watch has
stopped, and it's really
important that I get to this

Stopped, and it's really
important that I get to this
meeting on time.

Important that I get to this
meeting on time.
So if you could just --

Meeting on time.
So if you could just --
I'm sorry.

So if you could just --
I'm sorry.
I'm seeing someone.

I'm sorry.
I'm seeing someone.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm seeing someone.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You misunderstand.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You misunderstand.
I'm not -- I'm not hitting on

You misunderstand.
I'm not -- I'm not hitting on
you, honestly.

I'm not -- I'm not hitting on
you, honestly.
Look.

You, honestly.
Look.
Please, do yourself a favor.

Look.
Please, do yourself a favor.
Quit before you get hurt.

Please, do yourself a favor.
Quit before you get hurt.
What are you talking about?

Quit before you get hurt.
What are you talking about?
Before you know it, it will

What are you talking about?
Before you know it, it will
be bam.

Before you know it, it will
be bam.
Bam, what?

Be bam.
Bam, what?
Bam, I love you.

Bam, what?
Bam, I love you.
Bam, I need you.

Bam, I love you.
Bam, I need you.
Bam, I'll leave my wife and kids

Bam, I need you.
Bam, I'll leave my wife and kids
for you.

Bam, I'll leave my wife and kids
for you.
Bam, just where the hell were

For you.
Bam, just where the hell were
you?

Bam, just where the hell were
you?
W-well, I don't even have a

You?
W-well, I don't even have a
wife, okay?

W-well, I don't even have a
wife, okay?
How convenient for you.

Wife, okay?
How convenient for you.
No, it's not necessarily so

How convenient for you.
No, it's not necessarily so
convenient.

No, it's not necessarily so
convenient.
I mean, a wife might be very

Convenient.
I mean, a wife might be very
useful in some situations, like,

I mean, a wife might be very
useful in some situations, like,
like moving a couch.

Useful in some situations, like,
like moving a couch.
But since I don't have a wife, I

Like moving a couch.
But since I don't have a wife, I
can't move my couch.

But since I don't have a wife, I
can't move my couch.
Well, how sad.

Can't move my couch.
Well, how sad.
You're having couch troubles.

Well, how sad.
You're having couch troubles.
No, I'm not having couch

You're having couch troubles.
No, I'm not having couch
troubles.

No, I'm not having couch
troubles.
I don't even have a couch.

Troubles.
I don't even have a couch.
I don't have a couch, and I

I don't even have a couch.
I don't have a couch, and I
don't have a wife, okay?

I don't have a couch, and I
don't have a wife, okay?
Well, where do you sit, and

Don't have a wife, okay?
Well, where do you sit, and
who do you sit with?

Well, where do you sit, and
who do you sit with?
I stand, alone.

Who do you sit with?
I stand, alone.
How brave!

I stand, alone.
How brave!
Look, if you could just --

How brave!
Look, if you could just --
shh.

Look, if you could just --
shh.
No.

Shh.
No.
No words.

No.
No words.
I hate it when you're

No words.
I hate it when you're
silent.

I hate it when you're
silent.
I was silent when you met me.

Silent.
I was silent when you met me.
You seemed to like it then.

I was silent when you met me.
You seemed to like it then.
Well, that was then.

You seemed to like it then.
Well, that was then.
This is now.

Well, that was then.
This is now.
Come on.

This is now.
Come on.
It was only five minutes ago.

Come on.
It was only five minutes ago.
Really?

It was only five minutes ago.
Really?
What time would it have been

Really?
What time would it have been
then?

What time would it have been
then?
Oh, that would have put it

Then?
Oh, that would have put it
at about t--

Oh, that would have put it
at about t--
oh!

At about t--
oh!
You're all the same!

Oh!
You're all the same!
I want you to take your thing

You're all the same!
I want you to take your thing
and go!

I want you to take your thing
and go!
Fine.

And go!
Fine.
I'm sure there are plenty of

Fine.
I'm sure there are plenty of
women who would be happy to give

I'm sure there are plenty of
women who would be happy to give
me the time, any time.

Women who would be happy to give
me the time, any time.
Bastard!

Me the time, any time.
Bastard!
Bitch!

Bastard!
Bitch!
Man!

Bitch!
Man!
Ow!

Man!
Ow!
[ Clock ticking ]

Ow!
[ Clock ticking ]
it's -- it's :!

[ Clock ticking ]
it's -- it's :!
My god!

It's -- it's :!
My god!
It's :!

My god!
It's :!
Well, you got what you

It's :!
Well, you got what you
wanted.

Well, you got what you
wanted.
I guess you'll be going now.

Wanted.
I guess you'll be going now.
N-no.

I guess you'll be going now.
N-no.
Couldn't we have lunch or go to

N-no.
Couldn't we have lunch or go to
a movie or something?

Couldn't we have lunch or go to
a movie or something?
I --

A movie or something?
I --
no, our time has passed.

I --
no, our time has passed.
Move on.

No, our time has passed.
Move on.
Of course.

Move on.
Of course.
You're right.

Of course.
You're right.
But I'm gonna think of you

You're right.
But I'm gonna think of you
every day at...:.

But I'm gonna think of you
every day at...:.
Help me.

Every day at...:.
Help me.
Don't flirt.

-Second stories.

-Second stories.
This is the story of some kids

-Second stories.
This is the story of some kids
and a dad.

This is the story of some kids
and a dad.
They lost their mom, so the kids

And a dad.
They lost their mom, so the kids
got sad.

They lost their mom, so the kids
got sad.
To cheer them up, he knew what

Got sad.
To cheer them up, he knew what
to do.

To cheer them up, he knew what
to do.
He took the kids to the local

To do.
He took the kids to the local
zoo.

He took the kids to the local
zoo.
They saw some tigers and some

Zoo.
They saw some tigers and some
hippos and something brown.

They saw some tigers and some
hippos and something brown.
They went every week until that

Hippos and something brown.
They went every week until that
zoo shut down.

They went every week until that
zoo shut down.
They got into the car, and they

Zoo shut down.
They got into the car, and they
drove around.

They got into the car, and they
drove around.
Then they got an idea on the

Drove around.
Then they got an idea on the
outskirts of town.

Then they got an idea on the
outskirts of town.
They got some sandwiches and

Outskirts of town.
They got some sandwiches and
some secondhand chairs.

They got some sandwiches and
some secondhand chairs.
They went to the dump to see the

Some secondhand chairs.
They went to the dump to see the
rats and the bears.

They went to the dump to see the
rats and the bears.
Time!

Rats and the bears.
Time!
That one's true.

Time!
That one's true.
-Second stories.

Thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you!

Thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!

Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you.

Thank you so much!
Thank you.
I...i owe this honor to so many

Thank you.
I...i owe this honor to so many
people.

I...i owe this honor to so many
people.
I...i'd like to thank...

People.
I...i'd like to thank...
I'd like to thank my friend and

I...i'd like to thank...
I'd like to thank my friend and
manager, ralph himmelfarb.

I'd like to thank my friend and
manager, ralph himmelfarb.
Thank you, ralph.

Manager, ralph himmelfarb.
Thank you, ralph.
Um...um...the producers, sid and

Thank you, ralph.
Um...um...the producers, sid and
marty sidmartinson, for having

Um...um...the producers, sid and
marty sidmartinson, for having
faith in me, uh, thank you.

Marty sidmartinson, for having
faith in me, uh, thank you.
Uh, uh, I'd like to thank my

Faith in me, uh, thank you.
Uh, uh, I'd like to thank my
director, derek.

Uh, uh, I'd like to thank my
director, derek.
I love you!

Director, derek.
I love you!
Uh, and, and, and, and I'd like

I love you!
Uh, and, and, and, and I'd like
to thank harold reinhouse for

Uh, and, and, and, and I'd like
to thank harold reinhouse for
his wonderful script.

To thank harold reinhouse for
his wonderful script.
I'd like to thank him.

His wonderful script.
I'd like to thank him.
I'd like to thank hitler, and,

I'd like to thank him.
I'd like to thank hitler, and,
and most of all, I'd like to

I'd like to thank hitler, and,
and most of all, I'd like to
thank my parents.

And most of all, I'd like to
thank my parents.
Mom, dad, this is for you!

Thank my parents.
Mom, dad, this is for you!
[ Sniffling ]

Mom, dad, this is for you!
[ Sniffling ]
mom, d-dad, this is --

[ Sniffling ]
mom, d-dad, this is --
what's wrong with everybody?

Mom, d-dad, this is --
what's wrong with everybody?
You thanked hitler.

What's wrong with everybody?
You thanked hitler.
I never!

You thanked hitler.
I never!
You thanked hitler!

I never!
You thanked hitler!
Why would I thank hitler?

You thanked hitler!
Why would I thank hitler?
Hmm, why would you thank

Why would I thank hitler?
Hmm, why would you thank
hitler?

Hmm, why would you thank
hitler?
I don't know!

Hitler?
I don't know!
I can't believe I thanked

I don't know!
I can't believe I thanked
hitler.

No, no!

No, no!
No, no, no, no!

No, no!
No, no, no, no!
Wrong!

No, no, no, no!
Wrong!
Right!

Wrong!
Right!
Wrong!

Right!
Wrong!
Right!

Wrong!
Right!
Negative!

Right!
Negative!
Positive!

Negative!
Positive!
Negative!

Positive!
Negative!
Positive!

Negative!
Positive!
Contrary!

Positive!
Contrary!
Contrary?!

Contrary!
Contrary?!
Contrary!

Contrary?!
Contrary!
Contrary!

Contrary!
Contrary!
Shut up!

Contrary!
Shut up!
Oh, you shut up!

Shut up!
Oh, you shut up!
And listen to me.

Oh, you shut up!
And listen to me.
Listen to me!

And listen to me.
Listen to me!
No, you're wrong!

Listen to me!
No, you're wrong!
All of you are wrong!

No, you're wrong!
All of you are wrong!
Every one of you is wrong,

All of you are wrong!
Every one of you is wrong,
wrong, wrong!

Every one of you is wrong,
wrong, wrong!
No, we're all right!

Wrong, wrong!
No, we're all right!
We're all right, except for him!

No, we're all right!
We're all right, except for him!
And him!

We're all right, except for him!
And him!
And him!!

And him!
And him!!
Dear god in heaven,

And him!!
Dear god in heaven,
gentlemen!

Dear god in heaven,
gentlemen!
What is it like to be so wrong?

Gentlemen!
What is it like to be so wrong?
What does it feel like to wake

What is it like to be so wrong?
What does it feel like to wake
up in the morning...

What does it feel like to wake
up in the morning...
You know, whenever things get

Up in the morning...
You know, whenever things get
too hectic at work, I like to

You know, whenever things get
too hectic at work, I like to
relax with...a trip to the farm!

Too hectic at work, I like to
relax with...a trip to the farm!
Wow, what a wonderful farm!

Relax with...a trip to the farm!
Wow, what a wonderful farm!
I feel better already.

Wow, what a wonderful farm!
I feel better already.
Hey, notice that sky?

I feel better already.
Hey, notice that sky?
And wow, look at all the

Hey, notice that sky?
And wow, look at all the
animals!

And wow, look at all the
animals!
Like a sheep...and a chicken...

Animals!
Like a sheep...and a chicken...
And a dog!

Like a sheep...and a chicken...
And a dog!
Aren't they great?

And a dog!
Aren't they great?
Well, time to get to work.

Boy, you sure worked up an

Boy, you sure worked up an
appetite.

Boy, you sure worked up an
appetite.
How about some farm-fresh food?

Appetite.
How about some farm-fresh food?
You mean things like eggs

How about some farm-fresh food?
You mean things like eggs
and milk and apples from your

You mean things like eggs
and milk and apples from your
own tree?

And milk and apples from your
own tree?
Yes.

Own tree?
Yes.
Uh-huh.

Yes.
Uh-huh.
Well, that was great.

Uh-huh.
Well, that was great.
But I've got to be going now.

Well, that was great.
But I've got to be going now.
Here, take this chicken.

But I've got to be going now.
Here, take this chicken.
Wow!

Here, take this chicken.
Wow!
A chicken.

Wow!
A chicken.
Thank you.

A chicken.
Thank you.
Good-bye.

Thank you.
Good-bye.
Bye.

Good-bye.
Bye.
Gee, I can hardly wait to

Bye.
Gee, I can hardly wait to
tell my colleagues about my trip

Gee, I can hardly wait to
tell my colleagues about my trip
to the farm.

Tell my colleagues about my trip
to the farm.
Wrong! Wrong!

To the farm.
Wrong! Wrong!
You're wrong!

Wrong! Wrong!
You're wrong!
And you -- you are way off base!

You're wrong!
And you -- you are way off base!
No, you're wrong!

And you -- you are way off base!
No, you're wrong!
You are totally wrong!

...............

...............
The weekend!

...............
The weekend!
Yay!

The weekend!
Yay!
I thought it would never come!

Yay!
I thought it would never come!
Oh, god, me too!

I thought it would never come!
Oh, god, me too!
Off you go!

Oh, god, me too!
Off you go!
So, cath, what are you doing

Off you go!
So, cath, what are you doing
this weekend?

So, cath, what are you doing
this weekend?
What am I doing...do, do, do.

This weekend?
What am I doing...do, do, do.
What am I doing?

What am I doing...do, do, do.
What am I doing?
Well, I don't have anything

What am I doing?
Well, I don't have anything
planned as such.

Well, I don't have anything
planned as such.
Yeah?

Planned as such.
Yeah?
What are you doing, kath?

Yeah?
What are you doing, kath?
Well, I'm gonna go to one of

What are you doing, kath?
Well, I'm gonna go to one of
those popular movies with jill,

Well, I'm gonna go to one of
those popular movies with jill,
betty, and beth.

Those popular movies with jill,
betty, and beth.
Oh.

Betty, and beth.
Oh.
Then, afterwards, go three

Oh.
Then, afterwards, go three
ways on a large pizza.

Then, afterwards, go three
ways on a large pizza.
Uh-huh.

Ways on a large pizza.
Uh-huh.
And maybe watch a couple of

Uh-huh.
And maybe watch a couple of
hours of tv.

And maybe watch a couple of
hours of tv.
Oh, great!

Hours of tv.
Oh, great!
You want to come?

Oh, great!
You want to come?
Oh, no.

You want to come?
Oh, no.
Um...i've seen everything.

Oh, no.
Um...i've seen everything.
Yeah.

Um...i've seen everything.
Yeah.
Cath, I really wish we did more,

Yeah.
Cath, I really wish we did more,
you know?

Cath, I really wish we did more,
you know?
Yeah?

You know?
Yeah?
Used our free time better,

Yeah?
Used our free time better,
planned more things to do.

Used our free time better,
planned more things to do.
Yeah.

Planned more things to do.
Yeah.
Sometimes it feels like our

Yeah.
Sometimes it feels like our
lives are passing us by, and

Sometimes it feels like our
lives are passing us by, and
we're not even in them!

Lives are passing us by, and
we're not even in them!
Yeah.

We're not even in them!
Yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!

Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, so do you want to come?

Yeah!
Yeah, so do you want to come?
Oh, no, thanks.

Yeah, so do you want to come?
Oh, no, thanks.
I'm in my own groove.

Oh, no, thanks.
I'm in my own groove.
All right.

I'm in my own groove.
All right.
You know?

All right.
You know?
Okay!

You know?
Okay!
Well, whatever you do, have a

Okay!
Well, whatever you do, have a
good weekend!

Well, whatever you do, have a
good weekend!
You too!

Good weekend!
You too!
Have a good one!

You too!
Have a good one!
[ Sighs ]

[ Dance music playing ]

Oh, I'm sorry!

Hi!

Hi!
Hi, what can I get you?

Hi!
Hi, what can I get you?
I'd like a triple zombie,

Hi, what can I get you?
I'd like a triple zombie,
please.

I'd like a triple zombie,
please.
Triple zombie?

Please.
Triple zombie?
Are you sure?

Triple zombie?
Are you sure?
Yeah.

Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay.

Hi!

Hi!
Uh, would you like to dance?

Hi!
Uh, would you like to dance?
Sure!

Uh, would you like to dance?
Sure!
[ Slow-tempo music playing ]

Oh!

Oh!
Oh!

Oh!
Oh!
My name is gilbert.

Oh!
My name is gilbert.
What's yours?

My name is gilbert.
What's yours?
I'm cathy.

What's yours?
I'm cathy.
Hello, cathy.

I'm cathy.
Hello, cathy.
What do you do?

Hello, cathy.
What do you do?
I'm a secretary.

What do you do?
I'm a secretary.
Does that scare you?

I'm a secretary.
Does that scare you?
No, I work in a bank.

Does that scare you?
No, I work in a bank.
Oh!

No, I work in a bank.
Oh!
I'm from kitchener.

Oh!
I'm from kitchener.
I-i-i-i...i don't usually do

I'm from kitchener.
I-i-i-i...i don't usually do
this.

I-i-i-i...i don't usually do
this.
I was raised a mennonite.

This.
I was raised a mennonite.
[ Tempo quickens ]

Oh!

Oh!
Oh, I'm so pooped!

Oh!
Oh, I'm so pooped!
I haven't danced like that in...

Oh, I'm so pooped!
I haven't danced like that in...
Well, never!

I haven't danced like that in...
Well, never!
Oh, none of the guys that I go

Well, never!
Oh, none of the guys that I go
out with like to dance.

Oh, none of the guys that I go
out with like to dance.
Maybe you're going out with

Out with like to dance.
Maybe you're going out with
the wrong guys.

Maybe you're going out with
the wrong guys.
Oh, you are so gorgeous.

The wrong guys.
Oh, you are so gorgeous.
You guys are so sweet.

Oh, you are so gorgeous.
You guys are so sweet.
I love this place!

You guys are so sweet.
I love this place!
I'm having a great time.

I love this place!
I'm having a great time.
But I'm really drunk.

I'm having a great time.
But I'm really drunk.
You know how I know?

But I'm really drunk.
You know how I know?
I feel skinny.

You know how I know?
I feel skinny.
You like to dance!

I feel skinny.
You like to dance!
I love it!

You like to dance!
I love it!
I took highland dance when I was

I love it!
I took highland dance when I was
young.

I took highland dance when I was
young.
Let's dance!

Young.
Let's dance!
Let's go!

Let's dance!
Let's go!
Yeah!

Ah!

Ah!
Aah!

[ Bagpipe music playing ]

If the elders could see me now!

Ah!

Ah!
Thanks.

Ah!
Thanks.
I don't smoke, but thanks.

Thanks.
I don't smoke, but thanks.
I feel like a benetton ad.

I don't smoke, but thanks.
I feel like a benetton ad.
You know, your skin makes me

I feel like a benetton ad.
You know, your skin makes me
look lighter, and I make you

You know, your skin makes me
look lighter, and I make you
look darker.

Look lighter, and I make you
look darker.
Oh, but does it matter?

Look darker.
Oh, but does it matter?
We're all pink inside.

Morning, kathie!

Morning, kathie!
Morning, cath!

Morning, kathie!
Morning, cath!
You look great!

Morning, cath!
You look great!
Thank you!

You look great!
Thank you!
How was your weekend?

Thank you!
How was your weekend?
Oh, it was excellent!

How was your weekend?
Oh, it was excellent!
Kathie, I finally met someone

Oh, it was excellent!
Kathie, I finally met someone
who loves to dance and isn't

Kathie, I finally met someone
who loves to dance and isn't
gay.

Who loves to dance and isn't
gay.
Oh, great!

Gay.
Oh, great!
But he's black.

Oh, great!
But he's black.
Do you think it'll cause a

But he's black.
Do you think it'll cause a
scandal?

Do you think it'll cause a
scandal?
No.

Scandal?
No.
No? Why not?

No.
No? Why not?
Because this weekend,

No? Why not?
Because this weekend,
something even more scandalous

Because this weekend,
something even more scandalous
happened!

Something even more scandalous
happened!
What is it?

Happened!
What is it?
Spill it!

What is it?
Spill it!
Thirty dollars' worth of

Spill it!
Thirty dollars' worth of
coffee money is missing.

Thirty dollars' worth of
coffee money is missing.
My god!

Coffee money is missing.
My god!
Any suspects?

My god!
Any suspects?
Only hundreds!

Any suspects?
Only hundreds!
Oh, geez, we'll be like

Only hundreds!
Oh, geez, we'll be like
nancy drew!

Oh, geez, we'll be like
nancy drew!
Good morning!

Nancy drew!
Good morning!
Hi.

Good morning!
Hi.
Hi.

Hi.
Hi.
Oh, do you like my new hat?

Hi.
Oh, do you like my new hat?
Bought it on the weekend,

Oh, do you like my new hat?
Bought it on the weekend,
bucks.

Bought it on the weekend,
bucks.
Nice.

Bucks.
Nice.
Well, back to work!

Nice.
Well, back to work!
Mondays, huh?

Well, back to work!
Mondays, huh?
Yeah, mondays.

Mondays, huh?
Yeah, mondays.
Thief!

Yeah, mondays.
Thief!
Temp!

Thief!
Temp!
Temp thief!