02x20 - Episode 20

[bunniefuu]

All right.

All right.
Tv.

All right.
Tv.
Yeah.

Tv.
Yeah.
A movie.

Yeah.
A movie.
A movie. A movie. A movie.

A movie.
A movie. A movie. A movie.
One -- one word.

A movie. A movie. A movie.
One -- one word.
One word.

One -- one word.
One word.
One word.

One word.
One word.
Right.

One word.
Right.
It's an animal.

Right.
It's an animal.
A moose. A moose.

It's an animal.
A moose. A moose.
No, a deer. A deer. A deer.

A moose. A moose.
No, a deer. A deer. A deer.
Yeah, a deer.

No, a deer. A deer. A deer.
Yeah, a deer.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, a deer.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
"Deer hunter."

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
"Deer hunter."
No "deer hunter."

"Deer hunter."
No "deer hunter."
"Deerslayer."

No "deer hunter."
"Deerslayer."
"Deerslayer."

"Deerslayer."
"Deerslayer."
Reindeer.

"Deerslayer."
Reindeer.
"The rages of deer."

Reindeer.
"The rages of deer."
Come on. The deer.

"The rages of deer."
Come on. The deer.
The deer.

Come on. The deer.
The deer.
"Apocalypse deer."

The deer.
"Apocalypse deer."
I don't know.

"Apocalypse deer."
I don't know.
Come on. What?

I don't know.
Come on. What?
It's not bambi, is it?

Come on. What?
It's not bambi, is it?
"Bambi"! It's "bambi"!

It's not bambi, is it?
"Bambi"! It's "bambi"!
Oh, yeah!

"Bambi"! It's "bambi"!
Oh, yeah!
I gotta go.

Oh, yeah!
I gotta go.
What?

I gotta go.
What?
Yeah, I promised tanya I'd go

What?
Yeah, I promised tanya I'd go
to the party, okay?

Yeah, I promised tanya I'd go
to the party, okay?
Anyways, thanks.

To the party, okay?
Anyways, thanks.
I had a great time.

Anyways, thanks.
I had a great time.
Call me.

I had a great time.
Call me.
Okay. See ya.

Call me.
Okay. See ya.
Hey!

Okay. See ya.
Hey!
Jerry's dead.

There's your quality meat.

There's your quality meat.
Don't eat it all in one place.

There's your quality meat.
Don't eat it all in one place.
?

Don't eat it all in one place.
?
Present.

?
Present.
May I help you?

Present.
May I help you?
Yes. I'm pricing meat.

May I help you?
Yes. I'm pricing meat.
So, how much for everything?

Yes. I'm pricing meat.
So, how much for everything?
I don't know.

So, how much for everything?
I don't know.
A thousand dollars.

I don't know.
A thousand dollars.
Gulp, I wish.

A thousand dollars.
Gulp, I wish.
Okay, then, instead, who do you

Gulp, I wish.
Okay, then, instead, who do you
think would win a fight

Okay, then, instead, who do you
think would win a fight
between a dog and a monkey?

Think would win a fight
between a dog and a monkey?
Monkey.

Between a dog and a monkey?
Monkey.
Yeah, I'll say.

Monkey.
Yeah, I'll say.
This kid -- well, she's a girl,

Yeah, I'll say.
This kid -- well, she's a girl,
really.

This kid -- well, she's a girl,
really.
She goes to my swimming pool,

Really.
She goes to my swimming pool,
and she has false teeth.

She goes to my swimming pool,
and she has false teeth.
I found them when I was diving

And she has false teeth.
I found them when I was diving
for pucks.

I found them when I was diving
for pucks.
She's , and she has false

For pucks.
She's , and she has false
teeth.

She's , and she has false
teeth.
And she can't eat meat.

Teeth.
And she can't eat meat.
You know why?

And she can't eat meat.
You know why?
No teeth.

You know why?
No teeth.
No, she's a vegetarian.

No teeth.
No, she's a vegetarian.
One thing I don't wanna be when

No, she's a vegetarian.
One thing I don't wanna be when
I grow up is a butcher.

One thing I don't wanna be when
I grow up is a butcher.
Is that what you wanted to be

I grow up is a butcher.
Is that what you wanted to be
when you were a kid like me?

Is that what you wanted to be
when you were a kid like me?
Yeah, kid, it's a lifelong

When you were a kid like me?
Yeah, kid, it's a lifelong
dream come true.

Yeah, kid, it's a lifelong
dream come true.
Yeah?

Dream come true.
Yeah?
Where's your mom exactly?

Yeah?
Where's your mom exactly?
Oh, I'm k*lling time

Where's your mom exactly?
Oh, I'm k*lling time
because she's getting a

Oh, I'm k*lling time
because she's getting a
makeover.

Because she's getting a
makeover.
Ready.

Makeover.
Ready.
My mom says that if there's a

Ready.
My mom says that if there's a
depression, that I'll have to

My mom says that if there's a
depression, that I'll have to
enter a dance marathon...

Depression, that I'll have to
enter a dance marathon...
'Cause I'm the man of the house.

Enter a dance marathon...
'Cause I'm the man of the house.
I better start sl-o-ow.

'Cause I'm the man of the house.
I better start sl-o-ow.
Hey, do you know what's in

I better start sl-o-ow.
Hey, do you know what's in
wieners?

Hey, do you know what's in
wieners?
Well, there's cows' eyes, and

Wieners?
Well, there's cows' eyes, and
dogs' heads, and old phone

Well, there's cows' eyes, and
dogs' heads, and old phone
books, and, of course,

Dogs' heads, and old phone
books, and, of course,
wiener fla-a-vor!

Books, and, of course,
wiener fla-a-vor!
Really?

Wiener fla-a-vor!
Really?
That's good to know.

Really?
That's good to know.
Yeah, yeah.

That's good to know.
Yeah, yeah.
And on my vacation, I went to

Yeah, yeah.
And on my vacation, I went to
washington state.

And on my vacation, I went to
washington state.
And I really had a fabulous

Washington state.
And I really had a fabulous
time, thank you.

And I really had a fabulous
time, thank you.
Have you ever been to mammal

Time, thank you.
Have you ever been to mammal
world and seen the kinds of

Have you ever been to mammal
world and seen the kinds of
mammal bones and then driven on

World and seen the kinds of
mammal bones and then driven on
the highway to the restaurant

Mammal bones and then driven on
the highway to the restaurant
that echoes?

The highway to the restaurant
that echoes?
Yeah, I did.

That echoes?
Yeah, I did.
You know why that restaurant

Yeah, I did.
You know why that restaurant
echoes?

You know why that restaurant
echoes?
Why?

Echoes?
Why?
Uh, I don't know, either.

Why?
Uh, I don't know, either.
You should ask my mom.

Uh, I don't know, either.
You should ask my mom.
[ Singing operatically ]

You should ask my mom.
[ Singing operatically ]
no, that's okay.

[ Singing operatically ]
no, that's okay.
So, what did you do on

No, that's okay.
So, what did you do on
your vacation?

So, what did you do on
your vacation?
Went to divorce court.

Your vacation?
Went to divorce court.
How was that?

Went to divorce court.
How was that?
Hers.

How was that?
Hers.
Mine.

Hers.
Mine.
Oh.

Mine.
Oh.
Do you ever worry about losing

Oh.
Do you ever worry about losing
your finger, like that guy that

Do you ever worry about losing
your finger, like that guy that
got drunk with my dad at the

Your finger, like that guy that
got drunk with my dad at the
legion while I waited in a cab?

Got drunk with my dad at the
legion while I waited in a cab?
Because if you lose your finger

Legion while I waited in a cab?
Because if you lose your finger
on your handshaking hand, you

Because if you lose your finger
on your handshaking hand, you
can never meet anybody new.

On your handshaking hand, you
can never meet anybody new.
Like a woman to replace your

Can never meet anybody new.
Like a woman to replace your
wife.

Like a woman to replace your
wife.
.

Wife.
.
What do you know about the

.
What do you know about the
longest bunny hop line of all

What do you know about the
longest bunny hop line of all
time?

Longest bunny hop line of all
time?
.

Time?
.
!

.
!
Yes!

!
Yes!
How much do you think my

Yes!
How much do you think my
head weighs?

How much do you think my
head weighs?
What?

Head weighs?
What?
How much do you think my

What?
How much do you think my
head weighs?

How much do you think my
head weighs?
Like if I weighed it on that

Head weighs?
Like if I weighed it on that
scale, you know if the angle was

Like if I weighed it on that
scale, you know if the angle was
right?

Scale, you know if the angle was
right?
With or without hair?

Right?
With or without hair?
[ Scoffs ]

With or without hair?
[ Scoffs ]
with.

[ Scoffs ]
with.
Pounds.

With.
Pounds.
Now, if my head were veal,

Pounds.
Now, if my head were veal,
which I know it is not -- if

Now, if my head were veal,
which I know it is not -- if
my head were veal, how much

Which I know it is not -- if
my head were veal, how much
would it be worth?

My head were veal, how much
would it be worth?
$.

Would it be worth?
$.
No, I don't think I'll sell.

$.
No, I don't think I'll sell.
Really? That's too bad.

No, I don't think I'll sell.
Really? That's too bad.
Yep.

Really? That's too bad.
Yep.
Yeah, but I gotta go, 'cause my

Yep.
Yeah, but I gotta go, 'cause my
mom -- she'll be dry by now.

Yeah, but I gotta go, 'cause my
mom -- she'll be dry by now.
Oh!

Mom -- she'll be dry by now.
Oh!
Ahh!

So, listen.

So, listen.
Yeah?

So, listen.
Yeah?
Uh, have you heard anything

Yeah?
Uh, have you heard anything
about this, uh, "sexism on the

Uh, have you heard anything
about this, uh, "sexism on the
force" thing?

About this, uh, "sexism on the
force" thing?
No.

Force" thing?
No.
None of the guys mentioned it.

No.
None of the guys mentioned it.
It's probably just a hoax.

None of the guys mentioned it.
It's probably just a hoax.
Yeah.

Almost quitting time, huh,

Almost quitting time, huh,
maggie?

Almost quitting time, huh,
maggie?
Yes, sir, almost.

Maggie?
Yes, sir, almost.
I can hardly wait.

Yes, sir, almost.
I can hardly wait.
You excited about the big

I can hardly wait.
You excited about the big
company baseball game, maggie,

You excited about the big
company baseball game, maggie,
huh?

Company baseball game, maggie,
huh?
Yes, sir. Of course.

Huh?
Yes, sir. Of course.
But, um -- but, um...

Yes, sir. Of course.
But, um -- but, um...
But what, maggie?

But, um -- but, um...
But what, maggie?
Something wrong?

But what, maggie?
Something wrong?
Have you looked outside

Something wrong?
Have you looked outside
today, sir?

Have you looked outside
today, sir?
No, I haven't, maggie.

Today, sir?
No, I haven't, maggie.
I'm a very busy man.

No, I haven't, maggie.
I'm a very busy man.
I don't have time to sit and

I'm a very busy man.
I don't have time to sit and
look out of windows.

I don't have time to sit and
look out of windows.
Well, it's just that it's,

Look out of windows.
Well, it's just that it's,
uh -- it's raining, sir.

Well, it's just that it's,
uh -- it's raining, sir.
[ Dramatic music plays ]

Uh -- it's raining, sir.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ lightning crashes ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ lightning crashes ]
who's to blame?!

[ Lightning crashes ]
who's to blame?!
Huh, maggie?!

Who's to blame?!
Huh, maggie?!
Who's to blame?!

Huh, maggie?!
Who's to blame?!
Who is to blame?!

You...are...fired!

[ Birds chirping ]

So, clouds make different

So, clouds make different
shapes, right?

So, clouds make different
shapes, right?
Like, uh, ducks or spoons or

Shapes, right?
Like, uh, ducks or spoons or
lincoln's head?

Like, uh, ducks or spoons or
lincoln's head?
Hell, yes.

Lincoln's head?
Hell, yes.
Whew.

Hell, yes.
Whew.
I thought it was just me.

Whew.
I thought it was just me.
Unh-unh.

I thought it was just me.
Unh-unh.
There's, uh -- there's one up

Unh-unh.
There's, uh -- there's one up
there that looks like my wife

There's, uh -- there's one up
there that looks like my wife
leaving me.

There that looks like my wife
leaving me.
Weather, huh?

Leaving me.
Weather, huh?
Pretty unpredictable.

Weather, huh?
Pretty unpredictable.
Yeah.

I can't thank you boys enough

I can't thank you boys enough
for the wonderful job you did on

I can't thank you boys enough
for the wonderful job you did on
the eaves troughs.

For the wonderful job you did on
the eaves troughs.
Why, they're clean enough to

The eaves troughs.
Why, they're clean enough to
serve soup out of.

Why, they're clean enough to
serve soup out of.
Aw.

Serve soup out of.
Aw.
How's your tea?

Aw.
How's your tea?
Oh, good.

How's your tea?
Oh, good.
It's delicious, mrs. Carven.

Oh, good.
It's delicious, mrs. Carven.
And you know what else is

It's delicious, mrs. Carven.
And you know what else is
delicious?

And you know what else is
delicious?
This extraordinary yearbook of

Delicious?
This extraordinary yearbook of
yours.

This extraordinary yearbook of
yours.
Yes, how nice to see pictures

Yours.
Yes, how nice to see pictures
of people you haven't spoken to

Yes, how nice to see pictures
of people you haven't spoken to
in years.

Of people you haven't spoken to
in years.
Yes.

In years.
Yes.
And, you know, I've kept it

Yes.
And, you know, I've kept it
up-to-date.

And, you know, I've kept it
up-to-date.
I've put big black x's over the

Up-to-date.
I've put big black x's over the
faces of all the people who are

I've put big black x's over the
faces of all the people who are
now dead.

Faces of all the people who are
now dead.
How interesting.

Now dead.
How interesting.
Yes, isn't that artistic?

How interesting.
Yes, isn't that artistic?
Uh-huh.

Yes, isn't that artistic?
Uh-huh.
And let me just say what

Uh-huh.
And let me just say what
wonderful sponge cake we've been

And let me just say what
wonderful sponge cake we've been
eating.

Wonderful sponge cake we've been
eating.
Yes, blake and I just love it

Yes, blake and I just love it
so.
Yes, we do, carson.

So.
Yes, we do, carson.
Yeah.

Yes, we do, carson.
Yeah.
Would you boys be interested

Yeah.
Would you boys be interested
in seeing my commemorative

Would you boys be interested
in seeing my commemorative
bookmark?

In seeing my commemorative
bookmark?
[ Blake and carson gasp ]

Bookmark?
[ Blake and carson gasp ]
oh, that sounds wonderful.

[ Blake and carson gasp ]
oh, that sounds wonderful.
Bye.

Oh, that sounds wonderful.
Bye.
[ Dramatic music plays ]

Bye.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
get it!

[ Dramatic music plays ]
get it!
Smash it.

Get it!
Smash it.
Get it.

Smash it.
Get it.
Do it again.

Get it.
Do it again.
Hate toaster.

Do it again.
Hate toaster.
Had enough of the toaster.

Hate toaster.
Had enough of the toaster.
Ugh! Ugh!

Had enough of the toaster.
Ugh! Ugh!
Shh. Here she comes.

Ugh! Ugh!
Shh. Here she comes.
Ta-da!

Shh. Here she comes.
Ta-da!
Yay!

Ta-da!
Yay!
Yay!

Yay!
Yay!
Oh.

Yay!
Oh.
What happened to the toaster?

Oh.
What happened to the toaster?
Do you have any more stories

What happened to the toaster?
Do you have any more stories
about scotland?

Do you have any more stories
about scotland?
Oh, yes.

About scotland?
Oh, yes.
I do have some from my girlhood

Oh, yes.
I do have some from my girlhood
that I barely remember.

I do have some from my girlhood
that I barely remember.
Oh, that would be so

That I barely remember.
Oh, that would be so
interesting.

Oh, that would be so
interesting.
And I think I have some

Interesting.
And I think I have some
heather pressed in a book.

And I think I have some
heather pressed in a book.
[ Blake and carson gasp ]

Heather pressed in a book.
[ Blake and carson gasp ]
[ dramatic music plays ]

[ Blake and carson gasp ]
[ dramatic music plays ]
get it!

[ Soft music plays ]

[ Soft music plays ]
and then the priest said,

[ Soft music plays ]
and then the priest said,
"well, if that's your canary,

And then the priest said,
"well, if that's your canary,
then who's your wife?"

"Well, if that's your canary,
then who's your wife?"
Oh, that's my favorite joke

Then who's your wife?"
Oh, that's my favorite joke
of yours.

Oh, that's my favorite joke
of yours.
Thanks.

Of yours.
Thanks.
Don't you get it?

Thanks.
Don't you get it?
Everyone loves that joke.

Don't you get it?
Everyone loves that joke.
"If that's your canary, then

Everyone loves that joke.
"If that's your canary, then
who's your wife?"

"If that's your canary, then
who's your wife?"
"Who's your wife?"

Who's your wife?"
"Who's your wife?"
Come on!

"Who's your wife?"
Come on!
What are you, deaf?

Come on!
What are you, deaf?
Hello! Hello!

What are you, deaf?
Hello! Hello!
You d--

Hello! Hello!
You d--
what are you, a crybaby,

You d--
what are you, a crybaby,
deaf guy?

What are you, a crybaby,
deaf guy?
How the hell could I guess he

Deaf guy?
How the hell could I guess he
was deaf?

How the hell could I guess he
was deaf?
Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Was deaf?
Why the hell didn't you tell me?
I told you.

Why the hell didn't you tell me?
I told you.
I guess you weren't listening.

I told you.
I guess you weren't listening.
And why the hell did he start

I guess you weren't listening.
And why the hell did he start
crying?

And why the hell did he start
crying?
He should be used to it by now.

Crying?
He should be used to it by now.
He was in an accident last

He should be used to it by now.
He was in an accident last
week.

He was in an accident last
week.
He's only just become deaf.

Week.
He's only just become deaf.
How the hell am I supposed to

He's only just become deaf.
How the hell am I supposed to
guess that?

How the hell am I supposed to
guess that?
What the hell am i, a

Guess that?
What the hell am i, a
mind reader?

What the hell am i, a
mind reader?
This is our first party.

Mind reader?
This is our first party.
Just don't ruin it, all right?

This is our first party.
Just don't ruin it, all right?
What the hell do you mean by

Just don't ruin it, all right?
What the hell do you mean by
that?

What the hell do you mean by
that?
I wonder where my sister

That?
I wonder where my sister
janet is.

I wonder where my sister
janet is.
Oh, there she is.

Janet is.
Oh, there she is.
Where have you two been?

Oh, there she is.
Where have you two been?
Yeah, where have you two

Where have you two been?
Yeah, where have you two
been?

Yeah, where have you two
been?
I hope you haven't been at it.

Been?
I hope you haven't been at it.
Huh? Huh? Huh?

I hope you haven't been at it.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I hope you haven't been up to

Huh? Huh? Huh?
I hope you haven't been up to
anything, huh?

I hope you haven't been up to
anything, huh?
You two been up to anything,

Anything, huh?
You two been up to anything,
huh?

You two been up to anything,
huh?
The two of you make a

Huh?
The two of you make a
good-looking couple.

The two of you make a
good-looking couple.
Good-looking couple, huh?

Good-looking couple.
Good-looking couple, huh?
You been up to anything special?

Good-looking couple, huh?
You been up to anything special?
Been up to anything greasy back

You been up to anything special?
Been up to anything greasy back
there?

Been up to anything greasy back
there?
Is there any grease spots back

There?
Is there any grease spots back
there?

Is there any grease spots back
there?
Whoo! Whoo!

There?
Whoo! Whoo!
How the hell could I know they

Whoo! Whoo!
How the hell could I know they
were screwing?

How the hell could I know they
were screwing?
They just met.

Were screwing?
They just met.
What the hell is your sister, a

They just met.
What the hell is your sister, a
slut?

What the hell is your sister, a
slut?
I won't k*ll you.

Slut?
I won't k*ll you.
I can't k*ll you.

I won't k*ll you.
I can't k*ll you.
This is a party.

I can't k*ll you.
This is a party.
What the hell does that mean?

This is a party.
What the hell does that mean?
Look, I'm gonna have to

What the hell does that mean?
Look, I'm gonna have to
introduce you to my new boss.

Look, I'm gonna have to
introduce you to my new boss.
Please don't screw it up.

Introduce you to my new boss.
Please don't screw it up.
How the hell could I screw it

Please don't screw it up.
How the hell could I screw it
up?

How the hell could I screw it
up?
Just don't say a word.

Up?
Just don't say a word.
Promise me you won't say a word.

Well, mr. Greenfield, I just

Well, mr. Greenfield, I just
want to thank you one more time

Well, mr. Greenfield, I just
want to thank you one more time
for this opportunity, and I

Want to thank you one more time
for this opportunity, and I
won't let you down, I promise.

For this opportunity, and I
won't let you down, I promise.
Of course, you won't let me

Won't let you down, I promise.
Of course, you won't let me
down.

Of course, you won't let me
down.
That's why I hired you.

Down.
That's why I hired you.
All right, where's this husband

That's why I hired you.
All right, where's this husband
of yours?

All right, where's this husband
of yours?
I hear he's quite a -- uhhhh!

Of yours?
I hear he's quite a -- uhhhh!
[ Glass breaks ]

I hear he's quite a -- uhhhh!
[ Glass breaks ]
I told you I wouldn't say a

[ Glass breaks ]
I told you I wouldn't say a
word.

I told you I wouldn't say a
word.
Uhhhh!

Word.
Uhhhh!
How the hell could I know he

Uhhhh!
How the hell could I know he
was a hostage?

How the hell could I know he
was a hostage?
If I had my mouth taped for

Was a hostage?
If I had my mouth taped for
hours, I'd mention it!

If I had my mouth taped for
hours, I'd mention it!
You are so insensitive.

Hours, I'd mention it!
You are so insensitive.
What the hell are you doing?

You are so insensitive.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm getting the hell out of

What the hell are you doing?
I'm getting the hell out of
here.

I'm getting the hell out of
here.
What the hell?

Here.
What the hell?
What's the matter with you?

What the hell?
What's the matter with you?
You on the rag?

What's the matter with you?
You on the rag?
Oh, honey!

You on the rag?
Oh, honey!
Oh, hell, I didn't mean it!

Oh, honey!
Oh, hell, I didn't mean it!
Oh, hell!

Oh, hell, I didn't mean it!
Oh, hell!
I don't want to talk to you.

Oh, hell!
I don't want to talk to you.
Where the hell are you going?

I don't want to talk to you.
Where the hell are you going?
What the hell are you doing?

Where the hell are you going?
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey.

What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey.
Get the hell back here.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey.
Get the hell back here.
I love the hell out of you.

Get the hell back here.
I love the hell out of you.
Uhhhh!

You know, when I think of

You know, when I think of
what happened to my ex-partner,

You know, when I think of
what happened to my ex-partner,
I get mad, huh?

What happened to my ex-partner,
I get mad, huh?
Yeah.

I get mad, huh?
Yeah.
What happened?

Yeah.
What happened?
He, uh, knocked on the wrong

What happened?
He, uh, knocked on the wrong
door at the wrong time and

He, uh, knocked on the wrong
door at the wrong time and
instead of being greeted with a

Door at the wrong time and
instead of being greeted with a
friendly "hello, officer," he

Instead of being greeted with a
friendly "hello, officer," he
was greeted with a surly blast

Friendly "hello, officer," he
was greeted with a surly blast
of a shotgun held by some

Was greeted with a surly blast
of a shotgun held by some
offensive-odored repeat offender

Of a shotgun held by some
offensive-odored repeat offender
trying to make a name for

Offensive-odored repeat offender
trying to make a name for
himself by being a big bad boy

Trying to make a name for
himself by being a big bad boy
burly cop k*ller?

Himself by being a big bad boy
burly cop k*ller?
Is that what happened?

Burly cop k*ller?
Is that what happened?
No. He retired.

Is that what happened?
No. He retired.
He retired and moved to florida.

No. He retired.
He retired and moved to florida.
Put on a ton of weight.

He retired and moved to florida.
Put on a ton of weight.
Went bald, you know?

Put on a ton of weight.
Went bald, you know?
Wow.

Went bald, you know?
Wow.
I'm sorry, man.

Wow.
I'm sorry, man.
That's what happened.

[ Beep ]

[ Beep ]
clark, it's monica.

[ Beep ]
clark, it's monica.
I just had to phone to say that

Clark, it's monica.
I just had to phone to say that
last night was great.

I just had to phone to say that
last night was great.
It's the best sex I've ever had.

Last night was great.
It's the best sex I've ever had.
It was great sex, and I detest

It's the best sex I've ever had.
It was great sex, and I detest
sex.

It was great sex, and I detest
sex.
As a rule, I normally hate it.

Sex.
As a rule, I normally hate it.
But sex with you was fantastic.

As a rule, I normally hate it.
But sex with you was fantastic.
I've never had --

But sex with you was fantastic.
I've never had --
[ beep ]

I've never had --
[ beep ]
hi. Rhonda here.

[ Beep ]
hi. Rhonda here.
Sex last week was wonderful.

Hi. Rhonda here.
Sex last week was wonderful.
I know I've been calling every

Sex last week was wonderful.
I know I've been calling every
night to tell you this.

I know I've been calling every
night to tell you this.
I'm sorry, but I can't get it

Night to tell you this.
I'm sorry, but I can't get it
out of my head.

I'm sorry, but I can't get it
out of my head.
You are fantastic.

Out of my head.
You are fantastic.
Sex with you is great.

You are fantastic.
Sex with you is great.
It is great sex.

Sex with you is great.
It is great sex.
When can I see you again so we

It is great sex.
When can I see you again so we
can have more s--

When can I see you again so we
can have more s--
[ beep ]

Can have more s--
[ beep ]
man: hello. This is the bank.

[ Beep ]
man: hello. This is the bank.
You've exceed your overdraft by

Man: hello. This is the bank.
You've exceed your overdraft by
$,.

You've exceed your overdraft by
$,.
If you could call us with regard

$,.
If you could call us with regard
to settling your account, and

If you could call us with regard
to settling your account, and
please bear in mind, in lieu of

To settling your account, and
please bear in mind, in lieu of
full payment, we will accept

Please bear in mind, in lieu of
full payment, we will accept
sex, which we hear you're very

Full payment, we will accept
sex, which we hear you're very
good at.

Sex, which we hear you're very
good at.
[ Beep ]

Good at.
[ Beep ]
woman: hi. It's us at

[ Beep ]
woman: hi. It's us at
kappa beta .

Woman: hi. It's us at
kappa beta .
We just called to tell you

Kappa beta .
We just called to tell you
that -- ready?

We just called to tell you
that -- ready?
Women: you are the best

That -- ready?
Women: you are the best
at s-e--

Women: you are the best
at s-e--
[ beep ]

At s-e--
[ beep ]
hello, son, it's your mother

[ Beep ]
hello, son, it's your mother
here.

Hello, son, it's your mother
here.
I just had to phone and tell you

Here.
I just had to phone and tell you
that last weekend was absolutely

I just had to phone and tell you
that last weekend was absolutely
the best --

[ Doorbell rings ]

As she came over the

As she came over the
horizon, all the lawbreakers

As she came over the
horizon, all the lawbreakers
quivered and all the teenage

Horizon, all the lawbreakers
quivered and all the teenage
boys stared, for she was

Quivered and all the teenage
boys stared, for she was
wearing...

Boys stared, for she was
wearing...
The tube top of justice!

Wearing...
The tube top of justice!
[ Hoofbeats approach ]

The tube top of justice!
[ Hoofbeats approach ]
[ whip cracking ]

[ Hoofbeats approach ]
[ whip cracking ]
[ horse neighs ]

[ Whip cracking ]
[ horse neighs ]
wow.

I saw this great movie last

I saw this great movie last
night.

I saw this great movie last
night.
Oh, yeah?

Night.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
It starred francesca fiore and

Yeah.
It starred francesca fiore and
bruno puntz jones.

It starred francesca fiore and
bruno puntz jones.
Bruno puntz jones plays this,

Bruno puntz jones.
Bruno puntz jones plays this,
uh -- thanks.

Bruno puntz jones plays this,
uh -- thanks.
Like an aide to this powerful

Uh -- thanks.
Like an aide to this powerful
argentinean general, okay?

Like an aide to this powerful
argentinean general, okay?
The general falls in love with

Argentinean general, okay?
The general falls in love with
bruno puntz jones, and they have

The general falls in love with
bruno puntz jones, and they have
an affair.

Bruno puntz jones, and they have
an affair.
Mm-hmm.

An affair.
Mm-hmm.
And then the general's

Mm-hmm.
And then the general's
wife finds out, and she tells

And then the general's
wife finds out, and she tells
francesca fiore.

Wife finds out, and she tells
francesca fiore.
Who's francesca fiore?

Francesca fiore.
Who's francesca fiore?
Oh, well, she plays this

Who's francesca fiore?
Oh, well, she plays this
aging movie star who's having an

Oh, well, she plays this
aging movie star who's having an
affair with the general's wife.

Aging movie star who's having an
affair with the general's wife.
Oh, they're also having an

Affair with the general's wife.
Oh, they're also having an
affair.

Oh, they're also having an
affair.
Who, francesca fiore and

Affair.
Who, francesca fiore and
bruno puntz jones?

Who, francesca fiore and
bruno puntz jones?
And she's also seeing the

Bruno puntz jones?
And she's also seeing the
senator.

And she's also seeing the
senator.
So she's screwing everybody?

Senator.
So she's screwing everybody?
Basically. Yeah.

So she's screwing everybody?
Basically. Yeah.
There's this incredible scene

Basically. Yeah.
There's this incredible scene
where francesca fiore confronts

There's this incredible scene
where francesca fiore confronts
bruno puntz jones about the

Where francesca fiore confronts
bruno puntz jones about the
affair.

Bruno puntz jones about the
affair.
Which one?

Affair.
Which one?
Huh?

Which one?
Huh?
Which affair?

Huh?
Which affair?
The affair between

Which affair?
The affair between
francesca fiore and the

The affair between
francesca fiore and the
senator's wife, or the affair

Francesca fiore and the
senator's wife, or the affair
between, uh, bruno puntz jones

Senator's wife, or the affair
between, uh, bruno puntz jones
and francesca fiore, or the

Between, uh, bruno puntz jones
and francesca fiore, or the
affair between the general and

And francesca fiore, or the
affair between the general and
the senator's --

Affair between the general and
the senator's --
I don't know.

The senator's --
I don't know.
You see, 'cause they only talk

I don't know.
You see, 'cause they only talk
in movie metaphors, right?

You see, 'cause they only talk
in movie metaphors, right?
It's all subtext.

In movie metaphors, right?
It's all subtext.
Oh.

I see this fantastic

I see this fantastic
american movie last night,

I see this fantastic
american movie last night,
bruno puntz jones.

American movie last night,
bruno puntz jones.
It was about these two guys who

Bruno puntz jones.
It was about these two guys who
see movie, huh?

It was about these two guys who
see movie, huh?
And -- and one of them -- he

See movie, huh?
And -- and one of them -- he
like this movie very, very much.

And -- and one of them -- he
like this movie very, very much.
But the other one -- he no see.

Like this movie very, very much.
But the other one -- he no see.
Or so he say, huh?

But the other one -- he no see.
Or so he say, huh?
But I think they both see the

Or so he say, huh?
But I think they both see the
same movie, huh?

But I think they both see the
same movie, huh?
What you think?

Same movie, huh?
What you think?
Ah, francesca fiore, you

What you think?
Ah, francesca fiore, you
know, uh, you know I don't like

Ah, francesca fiore, you
know, uh, you know I don't like
american movies.

Know, uh, you know I don't like
american movies.
Always the car chase, huh?

American movies.
Always the car chase, huh?
But, you know, I think you

Always the car chase, huh?
But, you know, I think you
would laugh at the part where he

But, you know, I think you
would laugh at the part where he
mixed up the plot.

Would laugh at the part where he
mixed up the plot.
What do you say --

Mixed up the plot.
What do you say --
I say what I say!

What do you say --
I say what I say!
Francesca fiore's pet

I say what I say!
Francesca fiore's pet
alligator gets loose the night

Francesca fiore's pet
alligator gets loose the night
of the big party and eats

Alligator gets loose the night
of the big party and eats
bruno puntz jones.

Of the big party and eats
bruno puntz jones.
Bruno puntz jones!

Bruno puntz jones.
Bruno puntz jones!
Don't be eat by alligator, huh?

Bruno puntz jones!
Don't be eat by alligator, huh?
It's party!

Don't be eat by alligator, huh?
It's party!
I be mad!

It's party!
I be mad!
Maybe it was

I be mad!
Maybe it was
francesca fiore who got eaten by

Maybe it was
francesca fiore who got eaten by
the alligator.

Francesca fiore who got eaten by
the alligator.
No. No, alligator.

The alligator.
No. No, alligator.
[ Screaming ]

No. No, alligator.
[ Screaming ]
don't eat francesca fiore.

[ Screaming ]
don't eat francesca fiore.
What, you think it's good?

Don't eat francesca fiore.
What, you think it's good?
It's bad! Ah!

What, you think it's good?
It's bad! Ah!
Oh, there wasn't an alligator

It's bad! Ah!
Oh, there wasn't an alligator
at all.

Oh, there wasn't an alligator
at all.
It was a car chase.

I hate car chases.

I hate car chases.
Well, what about bruno and

I hate car chases.
Well, what about bruno and
francesca?

Well, what about bruno and
francesca?
Oh, this is amazing.

Francesca?
Oh, this is amazing.
She's totally destroyed, right?

Oh, this is amazing.
She's totally destroyed, right?
So she goes down to the beach to

She's totally destroyed, right?
So she goes down to the beach to
have a cigarette and reflect.

So she goes down to the beach to
have a cigarette and reflect.
[ Sea gulls crying ]

Whoo!

Whoo!
Whoo!

Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!

Whoo!
Whoo!
Wasn't that "spring break"?

Whoo!
Wasn't that "spring break"?
Mm, you're right.

Wasn't that "spring break"?
Mm, you're right.
But it doesn't matter, because

Mm, you're right.
But it doesn't matter, because
the ending is unbelievable.

But it doesn't matter, because
the ending is unbelievable.
She...disguises herself as a

The ending is unbelievable.
She...disguises herself as a
man, right?

She...disguises herself as a
man, right?
She goes down to the bar, and

Man, right?
She goes down to the bar, and
she gets really drunk.

She goes down to the bar, and
she gets really drunk.
And she's sitting there, and

She gets really drunk.
And she's sitting there, and
then all of a sudden she hears

And she's sitting there, and
then all of a sudden she hears
this song.

Then all of a sudden she hears
this song.
And -- and it reminds her of her

This song.
And -- and it reminds her of her
girlhood in uruguay.

And -- and it reminds her of her
girlhood in uruguay.
And it touches her in a place

Girlhood in uruguay.
And it touches her in a place
that she thought was dead.

And it touches her in a place
that she thought was dead.
And she feels her senses start

That she thought was dead.
And she feels her senses start
to stir, and it pulls her up off

And she feels her senses start
to stir, and it pulls her up off
the bar stool.

To stir, and it pulls her up off
the bar stool.
[ Spanish music plays ]

The bar stool.
[ Spanish music plays ]
she gets up.

[ Spanish music plays ]
she gets up.
She begins to dance.

She gets up.
She begins to dance.
And she's no longer

She begins to dance.
And she's no longer
francesca fiore, but a little

And she's no longer
francesca fiore, but a little
flower girl in uruguay, selling

Francesca fiore, but a little
flower girl in uruguay, selling
flowers to the tourists.

Flower girl in uruguay, selling
flowers to the tourists.
And she dances and dances.

Flowers to the tourists.
And she dances and dances.
And there's nothing but dancing

And she dances and dances.
And there's nothing but dancing
and wine.

And there's nothing but dancing
and wine.
She's just a young girl, and

And wine.
She's just a young girl, and
everything is nice, and

She's just a young girl, and
everything is nice, and
everybody loves her.

Everything is nice, and
everybody loves her.
And --

Everybody loves her.
And --
[ music, clapping stop ]

And --
[ music, clapping stop ]
francesca fiore.

[ Music, clapping stop ]
francesca fiore.
Bruno puntz jones.

Francesca fiore.
Bruno puntz jones.
Stop your dancing.

Bruno puntz jones.
Stop your dancing.
You're making a fool of

Stop your dancing.
You're making a fool of
yourself.

You're making a fool of
yourself.
No.

Yourself.
No.
Ohh!

No.
Ohh!
And say goodbye to your

Ohh!
And say goodbye to your
american lover.

And say goodbye to your
american lover.
What?

American lover.
What?
No!

What?
No!
Wow.

No!
Wow.
What a complicated plot.

Wow.
What a complicated plot.
[ Crying ]

What a complicated plot.
[ Crying ]
oh, no!

[ Crying ]
oh, no!
They would never k*ll hero in

Oh, no!
They would never k*ll hero in
american movie, huh?

They would never k*ll hero in
american movie, huh?
No.

American movie, huh?
No.
With them, it's always the happy

No.
With them, it's always the happy
ending.

With them, it's always the happy
ending.
Yes.

Ending.
Yes.
Always the football player throw

Yes.
Always the football player throw
the ball for the big win, huh?

Always the football player throw
the ball for the big win, huh?
Come.

The ball for the big win, huh?
Come.
Yes.

Come.
Yes.
Always the puppy, licking the

Yes.
Always the puppy, licking the
face.

Always the puppy, licking the
face.
[ Spanish music plays ]

Face.
[ Spanish music plays ]
bruno, let us go k*ll

[ Spanish music plays ]
bruno, let us go k*ll
ourselves.

Bruno, let us go k*ll
ourselves.
Yes, francesca.

Ourselves.
Yes, francesca.
Yes.

Yes, francesca.
Yes.
[ Laughing ]

Yes.
[ Laughing ]
yes, francesca fiore.

[ Laughing ]
yes, francesca fiore.
Bruno puntz jones.

Yes, francesca fiore.
Bruno puntz jones.
Francesca fiore!

Bruno puntz jones.
Francesca fiore!
Bruno puntz jones!

Francesca fiore!
Bruno puntz jones!
Francesca fiore!

Bruno puntz jones!
Francesca fiore!
Bruno puntz jones!