The fashion of valencia.
The fashion of valencia.
The colors of rio.
The fashion of valencia.
The colors of rio.
The mystery of montevideo.
The colors of rio.
The mystery of montevideo.
Fiore.
The mystery of montevideo.
Fiore.
Fire!
Fiore.
Fire!
Never before more than I had
Fire!
Never before more than I had
to be.
Never before more than I had
to be.
Tonight, feel like a bitch.
Why do you do it?
Why do you do it?
Power.
It came from the favelas of
It came from the favelas of
brazil to take over an entire
It came from the favelas of
brazil to take over an entire
world.
Brazil to take over an entire
world.
Fiore.
World.
Fiore.
Now you too can smell like
Fiore.
Now you too can smell like
a b-movie star.
Now you too can smell like
a b-movie star.
Fiore.
A b-movie star.
Fiore.
[ Growling ]
Fiore.
[ Growling ]
smell me.
[ Growling ]
smell me.
Fiore. Fiore. Fiore.
Smell me.
Fiore. Fiore. Fiore.
Why do you do it?
Fiore. Fiore. Fiore.
Why do you do it?
Power!
[ Theme song plays ]
You holding out on me?
You holding out on me?
You holding out on me?
You holding out on me?
You holding out on me?
Are you holding out on me?
You holding out on me?
Are you holding out on me?
Are you holding out on me?
Are you holding out on me?
Are you holding out on me?
Yeah!
Are you holding out on me?
Yeah!
Good, that's all I wanted to
Yeah!
Good, that's all I wanted to
hear.
Good, that's all I wanted to
hear.
See, keep the line of
Hear.
See, keep the line of
communication open.
See, keep the line of
communication open.
Okay, let's get the whoring
Communication open.
Okay, let's get the whoring
started!
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
That's really, really wonderful,
Oh, yeah, that's great.
That's really, really wonderful,
baby, that's great.
That's really, really wonderful,
baby, that's great.
That's just gr--
Baby, that's great.
That's just gr--
that's not so good.
That's just gr--
that's not so good.
Wrong spot, that's not so --
That's not so good.
Wrong spot, that's not so --
that's great.
Wrong spot, that's not so --
that's great.
That's just wonderful, that's
That's great.
That's just wonderful, that's
really --
Honey, I have to tell you
Honey, I have to tell you
about an indiscretion.
Honey, I have to tell you
about an indiscretion.
What?
About an indiscretion.
What?
A sexual indiscretion.
What?
A sexual indiscretion.
[ Turns tv off ]
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I had a sexual --
Go ahead.
I had a sexual --
she had sex. She had sex.
I had a sexual --
she had sex. She had sex.
Sex, sex, sex, great sex with
She had sex. She had sex.
Sex, sex, sex, great sex with
another guy.
Sex, sex, sex, great sex with
another guy.
Fantasy.
Another guy.
Fantasy.
What? A fantasy?
Fantasy.
What? A fantasy?
Yeah.
What? A fantasy?
Yeah.
Oh, sweetheart, that's okay.
Yeah.
Oh, sweetheart, that's okay.
It is?
Oh, sweetheart, that's okay.
It is?
Yes.
It is?
Yes.
The mind is an active
Yes.
The mind is an active
playground.
The mind is an active
playground.
In one's mind, a blind man can
Playground.
In one's mind, a blind man can
see, the fool could be king.
In one's mind, a blind man can
see, the fool could be king.
To not allow ourselves to dream
See, the fool could be king.
To not allow ourselves to dream
is to not allow ourselves a bite
To not allow ourselves to dream
is to not allow ourselves a bite
of what the tongue can never
Is to not allow ourselves a bite
of what the tongue can never
taste.
Of what the tongue can never
taste.
It's so nice that you don't
Taste.
It's so nice that you don't
mind my sexual fantasies.
It's so nice that you don't
mind my sexual fantasies.
Fantasies? Sss?
Mind my sexual fantasies.
Fantasies? Sss?
Did you make the sss sound,
Fantasies? Sss?
Did you make the sss sound,
meaning plural?
Did you make the sss sound,
meaning plural?
Yes.
Meaning plural?
Yes.
Well, how sss?
Yes.
Well, how sss?
Well, today I had sexual
Well, how sss?
Well, today I had sexual
fantasies involving , men
Well, today I had sexual
fantasies involving , men
in a three-hour period.
Fantasies involving , men
in a three-hour period.
Actually, every man I saw.
In a three-hour period.
Actually, every man I saw.
I see.
Actually, every man I saw.
I see.
Okay,
I see.
Okay,
how specific are these sexual
Okay,
how specific are these sexual
fantasies?
How specific are these sexual
fantasies?
Specific, but not cheap.
Fantasies?
Specific, but not cheap.
Each time we have a total
Specific, but not cheap.
Each time we have a total
fantasy that involves dinner,
Each time we have a total
fantasy that involves dinner,
foreplay, then finally --
Fantasy that involves dinner,
foreplay, then finally --
well, it usually takes six or
Foreplay, then finally --
well, it usually takes six or
seven seconds, depending on
Seven seconds, depending on
the guy.
Did you have a fantasy with
The guy.
Did you have a fantasy with
your landlord?
Did you have a fantasy with
your landlord?
Yes.
Your landlord?
Yes.
His uncle, the guy who eats
Yes.
His uncle, the guy who eats
all the onions?
His uncle, the guy who eats
all the onions?
Oh, yes.
All the onions?
Oh, yes.
The pope?
Oh, yes.
The pope?
Yes. Well, actually with him
The pope?
Yes. Well, actually with him
we did "everything but,"
Yes. Well, actually with him
we did "everything but,"
on account of his stance
We did "everything but,"
on account of his stance
on birth control.
On account of his stance
on birth control.
Do you ever fantasize
On birth control.
Do you ever fantasize
about me?
Do you ever fantasize
about me?
I don't have to.
About me?
I don't have to.
She doesn't have to,
I don't have to.
She doesn't have to,
because she has me.
She doesn't have to,
because she has me.
Because I'm great, I'm a beast.
Because she has me.
Because I'm great, I'm a beast.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Because I'm great, I'm a beast.
[ Doorbell rings ]
I'll get it.
[ Doorbell rings ]
I'll get it.
Oh, hi, dad.
I'll get it.
Oh, hi, dad.
Hello, son.
Oh, hi, dad.
Hello, son.
Came up to fix the wiring.
Hello, son.
Came up to fix the wiring.
Oh, yeah, it's over there.
Came up to fix the wiring.
Oh, yeah, it's over there.
Hello, mr. Rutherford.
Oh, yeah, it's over there.
Hello, mr. Rutherford.
Hi, susan, how are you?
Hello, mr. Rutherford.
Hi, susan, how are you?
Well, I'll get right to this.
Dad! Get out while you still
Dad! Get out while you still
have your clothes on!
Dad! Get out while you still
have your clothes on!
Come on! Just get out of here!
Have your clothes on!
Come on! Just get out of here!
Watch the stairs!
Come on! Just get out of here!
Watch the stairs!
Right in front of me, I don't
Watch the stairs!
Right in front of me, I don't
believe it.
Right in front of me, I don't
believe it.
But you said the mind was
Believe it.
But you said the mind was
an active playground.
But you said the mind was
an active playground.
The playground's closed!
An active playground.
The playground's closed!
[ Doorbell ]
The playground's closed!
[ Doorbell ]
I'll get it.
[ Doorbell ]
I'll get it.
Uh, door-to-door woodcutting.
Who was it?
Who was it?
Nicky nicky nine door.
Who was it?
Nicky nicky nine door.
That's odd, me living in
Nicky nicky nine door.
That's odd, me living in
an apartment building and all.
That's odd, me living in
an apartment building and all.
Let's watch tv, baby.
An apartment building and all.
Let's watch tv, baby.
Next, on "incredible world,"
Let's watch tv, baby.
Next, on "incredible world,"
we go to africa, where men
Next, on "incredible world,"
we go to africa, where men
build a human pyramid.
We go to africa, where men
build a human pyramid.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Build a human pyramid.
[ Doorbell rings ]
I'll get it.
[ Doorbell rings ]
I'll get it.
I'll get it!
I'll get it.
I'll get it!
Hi, we're from the gym down
I'll get it!
Hi, we're from the gym down
the street.
Hi, we're from the gym down
the street.
We've lost our shirts.
We were wondering if we could
We were wondering if we could
come in and shower then get some
We were wondering if we could
come in and shower then get some
shirts.
Come in and shower then get some
shirts.
Sure, come on in.
Shirts.
Sure, come on in.
Out!
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Indulge my male ego.
Let me ask you a question.
Indulge my male ego.
Who's better, me or every guy
Indulge my male ego.
Who's better, me or every guy
you've ever seen?
Who's better, me or every guy
you've ever seen?
You.
You've ever seen?
You.
Oh, good.
You.
Oh, good.
But, darling, you would tell me
Oh, good.
But, darling, you would tell me
the truth if you met someone
But, darling, you would tell me
the truth if you met someone
better?
The truth if you met someone
better?
Oh, yeah, you'd be the second
Better?
Oh, yeah, you'd be the second
or third to know.
Oh, yeah, you'd be the second
or third to know.
She's lying, lying,
Or third to know.
She's lying, lying,
she's lying to me,
She's lying, lying,
she's lying to me,
she's lying, oh, yeah, she's
She's lying to me,
she's lying, oh, yeah, she's
lying...
Hello, doctor.
Hello, doctor.
Mr. Divyk, have a seat.
Hello, doctor.
Mr. Divyk, have a seat.
Ah, I guess I should start
Mr. Divyk, have a seat.
Ah, I guess I should start
by saying I feel, uh, a little
Ah, I guess I should start
by saying I feel, uh, a little
nervous about seeing a plastic
By saying I feel, uh, a little
nervous about seeing a plastic
surgeon.
Nervous about seeing a plastic
surgeon.
Well, imagine how nervous I
Surgeon.
Well, imagine how nervous I
feel about being a plastic
Well, imagine how nervous I
feel about being a plastic
surgeon.
Feel about being a plastic
surgeon.
[ Laughing ]
Surgeon.
[ Laughing ]
thank you.
[ Laughing ]
thank you.
Um, all right, what I wanted
Thank you.
Um, all right, what I wanted
done is --
Um, all right, what I wanted
done is --
no, no, let's not rush
Done is --
no, no, let's not rush
straight into business,
No, no, let's not rush
straight into business,
let's just sit and chat
Straight into business,
let's just sit and chat
for a second.
Let's just sit and chat
for a second.
Just tell me, what's new?
For a second.
Just tell me, what's new?
Well, I don't know,
Just tell me, what's new?
Well, I don't know,
what's new with you?
Well, I don't know,
what's new with you?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
What's new with you?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
I'm gradually turning my
Well, I'm glad you asked.
I'm gradually turning my
assistant into a rat.
I'm gradually turning my
assistant into a rat.
A rat?
Assistant into a rat.
A rat?
Shh! He has excellent
A rat?
Shh! He has excellent
hearing.
Shh! He has excellent
hearing.
What do you, what do you
Hearing.
What do you, what do you
mean?
[ Falsetto ] did you call me?
[ Falsetto ] did you call me?
No, nobody called you.
[ Falsetto ] did you call me?
No, nobody called you.
Are you sure?
No, nobody called you.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
I'll sit here just in case
Yes, I'm sure.
I'll sit here just in case
you need me.
There, now we can talk.
There, now we can talk.
So you were interested in a full
There, now we can talk.
So you were interested in a full
facelift was it?
So you were interested in a full
facelift was it?
No, no.
Facelift was it?
No, no.
I just wanted to have this mole
No, no.
I just wanted to have this mole
removed.
I just wanted to have this mole
removed.
Hmm.
Removed.
Hmm.
Well, let me run this past you.
Hmm.
Well, let me run this past you.
What I see for you
Well, let me run this past you.
What I see for you
is one big eye!
What I see for you
is one big eye!
Oh?
Is one big eye!
Oh?
Look, I'm not mad!
Oh?
Look, I'm not mad!
I'm not mad! I'm not mad!
Look, I'm not mad!
I'm not mad! I'm not mad!
My ears! My ears!
I'm not mad! I'm not mad!
My ears! My ears!
You know, I have reason to
My ears! My ears!
You know, I have reason to
believe I've made a mistake,
You know, I have reason to
believe I've made a mistake,
I think I'll just be going.
Believe I've made a mistake,
I think I'll just be going.
Look, I'm not mad, but I am
I think I'll just be going.
Look, I'm not mad, but I am
going mad, so there is
Look, I'm not mad, but I am
going mad, so there is
a discount.
Going mad, so there is
a discount.
How much of a discount?
A discount.
How much of a discount?
Well, I'm sure we could come
How much of a discount?
Well, I'm sure we could come
to something --
Well, I'm sure we could come
to something --
I just saw my reflection in
To something --
I just saw my reflection in
the water dish.
I just saw my reflection in
the water dish.
You've made me a freak!
The water dish.
You've made me a freak!
A freak!
You've made me a freak!
A freak!
Doctor: run! Save yourself!
A freak!
Doctor: run! Save yourself!
No! No!
Doctor: run! Save yourself!
No! No!
You've played god once too
No! No!
You've played god once too
often, and now you're going
You've played god once too
often, and now you're going
to meet god!
[ Chewing sounds ]
[ Siren blares ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ Wheezing ]
Girls, got any money for me
Girls, got any money for me
tonight?
Girls, got any money for me
tonight?
Not yet, rudy.
Tonight?
Not yet, rudy.
Slow night, eh?
Not yet, rudy.
Slow night, eh?
I don't want to put any
Slow night, eh?
I don't want to put any
unnecessary pressure on you,
I don't want to put any
unnecessary pressure on you,
but I'm sort of running out of
Unnecessary pressure on you,
but I'm sort of running out of
ventolin.
But I'm sort of running out of
ventolin.
Breathing's getting kind of
Ventolin.
Breathing's getting kind of
hard.
Breathing's getting kind of
hard.
We'll see what we can do,
Hard.
We'll see what we can do,
rudy.
We'll see what we can do,
rudy.
Thanks, girls, I'll check in
Rudy.
Thanks, girls, I'll check in
in half an hour.
Thanks, girls, I'll check in
in half an hour.
[ Wheezing ]
[ Drum machine playing ]
[ Drumming stops ]
[ Drumming stops ]
check it out.
[ Drumming stops ]
check it out.
[ Drumming resumes ]
[ Drumming stops ]
[ Drumming stops ]
can you dig it?
[ Drumming stops ]
can you dig it?
[ Drumming resumes ]
[ Drumming stops ]
[ Drumming stops ]
can you dig it?
[ Drumming stops ]
can you dig it?
[ Drumming resumes ]
[ Drumming stops ]
[ Groaning ]
Now maybe you understand that
Now maybe you understand that
when you owe me money, I expect
Now maybe you understand that
when you owe me money, I expect
you to pay it on time!
What about you, punk?
You got that money you owe me?
Slipped my mind.
You have any idea what I do
You have any idea what I do
to people that don't pay me what
You have any idea what I do
to people that don't pay me what
they owe me?
To people that don't pay me what
they owe me?
I'm just sick about this.
They owe me?
I'm just sick about this.
I'll tell you what, tomorrow
I'm just sick about this.
I'll tell you what, tomorrow
I'll have your money plus an
I'll tell you what, tomorrow
I'll have your money plus an
autographed picture of
I'll have your money plus an
autographed picture of
gavin macleod.
Autographed picture of
gavin macleod.
You promise?
Gavin macleod.
You promise?
Will do.
No word from the governor,
No word from the governor,
huh, warden?
No word from the governor,
huh, warden?
I'm sorry, pete, the governor
Huh, warden?
I'm sorry, pete, the governor
hasn't phoned yet.
Just a mo'.
Just a mo'.
I'm on hold.
Just a mo'.
I'm on hold.
Phantom tickets.
I'm on hold.
Phantom tickets.
[ Screaming ]
Turn around.
[ Metal detector beeps ]
[ Metal detector beeps ]
it's just bus fare.
Wow.
Wow.
Prison.
Wow.
Prison.
Lex, you've got to get me out
Prison.
Lex, you've got to get me out
of here.
Lex, you've got to get me out
of here.
I'm at my wit's end.
Of here.
I'm at my wit's end.
Thanks, roger.
I'm at my wit's end.
Thanks, roger.
I could never survive in
Thanks, roger.
I could never survive in
prison, I'd just never be able
I could never survive in
prison, I'd just never be able
to take it, I could just --
Prison, I'd just never be able
to take it, I could just --
I'd go berserk.
To take it, I could just --
I'd go berserk.
Good, then you'll do me this
I'd go berserk.
Good, then you'll do me this
favor?
Good, then you'll do me this
favor?
I don't know.
Favor?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
I want you to bake me a cake
What is it?
I want you to bake me a cake
with a saw in it.
I want you to bake me a cake
with a saw in it.
Sure, I could do that.
With a saw in it.
Sure, I could do that.
I mean, I've done that before.
Sure, I could do that.
I mean, I've done that before.
I mean, it was an accident, but
I mean, I've done that before.
I mean, it was an accident, but
I'm sure I can figure out what
I mean, it was an accident, but
I'm sure I can figure out what
it was I did wrong and do it
I'm sure I can figure out what
it was I did wrong and do it
again.
It was I did wrong and do it
again.
But I wouldn't want to get into
Again.
But I wouldn't want to get into
any trouble.
But I wouldn't want to get into
any trouble.
Because I could never survive in
Any trouble.
Because I could never survive in
prison, I could never --
Because I could never survive in
prison, I could never --
I can't pee in front of other
Prison, I could never --
I can't pee in front of other
guys.
I can't pee in front of other
guys.
Trust me.
I would never let anything
I would never let anything
happen to you.
[ Metal detector beeps ]
[ Metal detector beeps ]
it's just a cake.
[ Metal detector beeps ]
it's just a cake.
It's just a birthday cake!
It's just a cake.
It's just a birthday cake!
It's dean's birthday,
It's just a birthday cake!
It's dean's birthday,
for christ's sakes!
It's dean's birthday,
for christ's sakes!
Is it?
For christ's sakes!
Is it?
We'll have to talk to the warden
Is it?
We'll have to talk to the warden
about that.
♪ For everything ♪
♪ For everything ♪
♪ is beautiful ♪
♪ For everything ♪
♪ is beautiful ♪
♪ when it is your ♪
♪ Is beautiful ♪
♪ when it is your ♪
♪ birthday ♪
♪ When it is your ♪
♪ birthday ♪
happy birthday, dean.
♪ Birthday ♪
happy birthday, dean.
Happy birthday, dean.
Well, cut the cake.
Dean: does everyone have
Dean: does everyone have
cake?
Dean: does everyone have
cake?
I didn't get any cake.
Cake?
I didn't get any cake.
Aren't you a bit chubby for
I didn't get any cake.
Aren't you a bit chubby for
cake?
Aren't you a bit chubby for
cake?
One slice is allowed.
Cake?
One slice is allowed.
Look, I said no, okay, fatso?
One slice is allowed.
Look, I said no, okay, fatso?
Gimme that!
[ Metallic clang ]
It was lex hare who put the
It was lex hare who put the
saw in the cake.
Jeez, man, you said you'd
Jeez, man, you said you'd
never let anything happen to me.
Jeez, man, you said you'd
never let anything happen to me.
Oh, did i?
Never let anything happen to me.
Oh, did i?
It must have slipped my mind.
Oh, did i?
It must have slipped my mind.
Well, at least we're in here
It must have slipped my mind.
Well, at least we're in here
together, huh?
Well, at least we're in here
together, huh?
No, not really.
Together, huh?
No, not really.
I'm being released this
No, not really.
I'm being released this
afternoon.
I'm being released this
afternoon.
Why'd you ask me to bust you
Afternoon.
Why'd you ask me to bust you
out then, man?!
Why'd you ask me to bust you
out then, man?!
I had a morning appointment.
Out then, man?!
I had a morning appointment.
But don't worry, I'll just be
I had a morning appointment.
But don't worry, I'll just be
a little late.
No! No, you're the most
No! No, you're the most
selfish, self-centered,
No! No, you're the most
selfish, self-centered,
selfish, self --
Selfish, self-centered,
selfish, self --
[ cell door slams ]
Selfish, self --
[ cell door slams ]
ta.
You'll visit, won't you?
You'll visit, won't you?
Will do.
They're not here, I can't
They're not here, I can't
find them.
They're not here, I can't
find them.
It's as if, whoosh, you know?
Find them.
It's as if, whoosh, you know?
Well, maybe you should look
It's as if, whoosh, you know?
Well, maybe you should look
again, huh?
Well, maybe you should look
again, huh?
Maybe you picked them up
Again, huh?
Maybe you picked them up
already, huh?
Maybe you picked them up
already, huh?
I don't think so.
Already, huh?
I don't think so.
No?
I don't think so.
No?
No, you said you'd fix them
No?
No, you said you'd fix them
while I waited.
No, you said you'd fix them
while I waited.
Well, I'm waiting.
While I waited.
Well, I'm waiting.
Oh, yeah, okay, I know those
Well, I'm waiting.
Oh, yeah, okay, I know those
shoes.
Oh, yeah, okay, I know those
shoes.
I'll get them.
Shoes.
I'll get them.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Remember me?
Hi.
Remember me?
Yeah, sure.
Remember me?
Yeah, sure.
Then what's my name?
Yeah, sure.
Then what's my name?
Ah, well, I'm not very good
Then what's my name?
Ah, well, I'm not very good
with names.
Ah, well, I'm not very good
with names.
But faces, you know, good.
With names.
But faces, you know, good.
So where do you remember my
But faces, you know, good.
So where do you remember my
face from?
So where do you remember my
face from?
Well, uh, let me see.
Face from?
Well, uh, let me see.
You and me and some others
Well, uh, let me see.
You and me and some others
used to do some...
You and me and some others
used to do some...
Okay, I'll give you a hint,
Used to do some...
Okay, I'll give you a hint,
because I'm lovely.
Okay, I'll give you a hint,
because I'm lovely.
Okay.
I don't know, uh...
I don't know, uh...
Uhh...
I don't know, uh...
Uhh...
Phil from the warehouse!
Uhh...
Phil from the warehouse!
Right, phil from the
Phil from the warehouse!
Right, phil from the
warehouse.
Right, phil from the
warehouse.
Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Warehouse.
Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Oh, I'm all right.
Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Oh, I'm all right.
The pains are back.
Oh, I'm all right.
The pains are back.
The pains?
The pains are back.
The pains?
Yeah, the pains I was having
The pains?
Yeah, the pains I was having
in my head that make it hard for
Yeah, the pains I was having
in my head that make it hard for
me to live.
In my head that make it hard for
me to live.
Right, phil, phil from the
Me to live.
Right, phil, phil from the
warehouse with the pains in his
Right, phil, phil from the
warehouse with the pains in his
head.
Warehouse with the pains in his
head.
Right!
Head.
Right!
Okay, my friend, okay?
Right!
Okay, my friend, okay?
I find them, that's good.
Okay, my friend, okay?
I find them, that's good.
No, no, those aren't my
I find them, that's good.
No, no, those aren't my
shoes, my shoes matched.
No, no, those aren't my
shoes, my shoes matched.
I know those shoes!
Shoes, my shoes matched.
I know those shoes!
Okay.
I know those shoes!
Okay.
Yeah, what?
Okay.
Yeah, what?
So you just went away for
Yeah, what?
So you just went away for
lunch and never came back, eh?
So you just went away for
lunch and never came back, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
Lunch and never came back, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. How come?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. How come?
Personal problems.
Yeah. How come?
Personal problems.
Yeah, yeah, personal
Personal problems.
Yeah, yeah, personal
problems.
Yeah, yeah, personal
problems.
Like pains in your head?
Problems.
Like pains in your head?
Sort of.
Like pains in your head?
Sort of.
Like pains in your head that
Sort of.
Like pains in your head that
make it hard for you to live
Like pains in your head that
make it hard for you to live
but you go on anyway?
Make it hard for you to live
but you go on anyway?
Sort of.
But you go on anyway?
Sort of.
[ Rumbling ]
We never found that bowl.
We never found that bowl.
Oh, any headway on those
We never found that bowl.
Oh, any headway on those
shoes?
Oh, any headway on those
shoes?
Man: yeah, yeah.
My brain is shrinking.
My brain is shrinking.
Oh, really?
My brain is shrinking.
Oh, really?
Yeah, two different doctors
Oh, really?
Yeah, two different doctors
who don't know each other told
Yeah, two different doctors
who don't know each other told
me that my, uh, my brain is
Who don't know each other told
me that my, uh, my brain is
shrinking.
Me that my, uh, my brain is
shrinking.
[ Awkward laughter ]
Shrinking.
[ Awkward laughter ]
okay, I find them, my friend,
[ Awkward laughter ]
okay, I find them, my friend,
all right?
Okay, I find them, my friend,
all right?
Those are shoe trees.
All right?
Those are shoe trees.
Oh, yeah?
Those are shoe trees.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, okay, why didn't you say
Oh, yeah?
Oh, okay, why didn't you say
something, eh, mr. Guy?
My landlord charges me
My landlord charges me
per month rent and he won't
My landlord charges me
per month rent and he won't
even fix the window sill.
Per month rent and he won't
even fix the window sill.
No, that's not right.
Even fix the window sill.
No, that's not right.
No.
No, that's not right.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Will you talk to him for me?
No.
Will you talk to him for me?
Yes, yes.
Will you talk to him for me?
Yes, yes.
Do you have my number?
Yes, yes.
Do you have my number?
N-- yes.
Do you have my number?
N-- yes.
What is it?
N-- yes.
What is it?
Why don't you give it to me?
What is it?
Why don't you give it to me?
I'll write it down.
Why don't you give it to me?
I'll write it down.
Um, jeez, I don't seem to have
I'll write it down.
Um, jeez, I don't seem to have
a pen.
Um, jeez, I don't seem to have
a pen.
I'm looking, I can look myself.
A pen.
I'm looking, I can look myself.
We can borrow one from the
I'm looking, I can look myself.
We can borrow one from the
library, but we're going to have
We can borrow one from the
library, but we're going to have
to sneak in on account of your
Library, but we're going to have
to sneak in on account of your
sock feet, come on.
To sneak in on account of your
sock feet, come on.
No, no, that's okay! Okay!
Sock feet, come on.
No, no, that's okay! Okay!
Just give me the number.
No, no, that's okay! Okay!
Just give me the number.
I'll remember it.
Just give me the number.
I'll remember it.
I'm very good with numbers.
I'll remember it.
I'm very good with numbers.
Well, you're not very good
I'm very good with numbers.
Well, you're not very good
with names.
Well, you're not very good
with names.
Yes, I am.
With names.
Yes, I am.
Then what's my name?
Yes, I am.
Then what's my name?
Huh? Well, I introduced myself.
Then what's my name?
Huh? Well, I introduced myself.
[ Rumbling ]
Huh? Well, I introduced myself.
[ Rumbling ]
well, I told you just
[ Rumbling ]
well, I told you just
a minute ago.
Well, I told you just
a minute ago.
Would you take me to sea level?
A minute ago.
Would you take me to sea level?
I think if we were
Would you take me to sea level?
I think if we were
in a windy car, then --
I think if we were
in a windy car, then --
[ "bonanza" theme on tv ]
In a windy car, then --
[ "bonanza" theme on tv ]
what? Oh, right, shoes, okay.
Phil from the warehouse.
Phil from the warehouse.
I don't know
Phil from the warehouse.
I don't know
who the hell you are!
I don't know
who the hell you are!
Hey, I found your shoes.
Who the hell you are!
Hey, I found your shoes.
Hey, phil from the warehouse
Hey, I found your shoes.
Hey, phil from the warehouse
with the pains in his head,
Hey, phil from the warehouse
with the pains in his head,
right?
With the pains in his head,
right?
Right.
Right?
Right.
Come on back, have some soup.
Okay, here's john wayne.
Okay, here's john wayne.
Okay.
Okay, here's john wayne.
Okay.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Okay.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
That's good, do it again.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
That's good, do it again.
Okay, this is john wayne.
That's good, do it again.
Okay, this is john wayne.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Okay, this is john wayne.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Rudy, do it again!
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Rudy, do it again!
Do it again!
Rudy, do it again!
Do it again!
Okay, I'll do john wayne.
Do it again!
Okay, I'll do john wayne.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Okay, I'll do john wayne.
I'm not gonna hit ya.
[ Laughing ] rudy!
I'm not gonna hit ya.
[ Laughing ] rudy!
Do it again, rudy!
[ Laughing ] rudy!
Do it again, rudy!
[ Wheezing ]
Do it again, rudy!
[ Wheezing ]
rudy? Rudy? What is it?
[ Wheezing ]
rudy? Rudy? What is it?
Somebody call -l-l, somebody
Rudy? Rudy? What is it?
Somebody call -l-l, somebody
call -l-l.
Somebody call -l-l, somebody
call -l-l.
--.
Call -l-l.
--.
-Eye-eye!
--.
-Eye-eye!
Somebody call -eye-eye.
-Eye-eye!
Somebody call -eye-eye.
--.
04x03 - Episode 3
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The Kids frequently appeared as themselves rather than as characters, and some sketches dealt directly with the fact that they were a comedy troupe producing a TV show.
The Kids frequently appeared as themselves rather than as characters, and some sketches dealt directly with the fact that they were a comedy troupe producing a TV show.