Toy Soldiers (1984)

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We were on our way to Panama.

With the right kind of luck, I figured...

we were only two days from the canal.

I was b*at.

In fact, I was already wishing

I had never taken the job.

My crew always wanted to sail...

but the heavy demands

of nonstop partying...

had taken their toll, on all of us.

The only passenger I had

who knew their way...

around a sailboat was Amy,

the owner's daughter.

I used to call her Princess

and little rich bitch.

But she was actually a lot of help.

She even used to do the diving...

when there was any underwater work

to be done.

One of her friends said she was...

some kind of a swim champ in college.

Of course, she should've known better...

than to try to get the

drop on an old ex-marine.

Sarge, it's Mel!

But that was before I taught her...

anything about sneak att*ck.

You know I could have you fired for that?

Next time, don't make

so much noise, airhead.

Look Amy, sarge is just pissed off...

'cause we damn near lost the

boat last night in a storm.

Some of us were...

They weren't a

bad bunch of kids, really.

There was Jeff, he was Amy's main squeeze.

Boe, a baseball player, Larry the runt.

Amy's cousin Trevor had brought along...

his latest bombshell stewardess, Monique.

Buffy was a cute kid.

Big Tom was the clown.

Just a bunch of college kids having a ball...

on their summer vacation.

And yours truly getting paid

to babysit while they played.

I don't know to this day whether somebody...

left that dingy loose or it just drifted.

Everybody's memory seems a

little dim on that point.

The rope off.

I saw one in there a minute ago.

Yeah, it was a big white

one about the size...

Whichever it was, I got mad and ended up...

going after it myself.

And that was when they went and

did something really dumb.

What the hell do you

think you're doing? Hey!

We'll miss you!

Buh-bye!

Flood it.

Here's your rations, sarge!

Damn, his platoon gave

him that when he retired.

We'll miss you!

quit screwin' around!

Say cheese, sarge!

Bye!

Jerk-offs, come on!

I'm warning you, if anything

happens to that boat.

Love you, sarge!

They made it back to anchor okay.

They were just screwin' around,

not a care in the world.

They had their little adventure.

Me?

I was working my way down the coast,

worried sick about the boat.

Must be nice to be so rich.

It has its advantages.

Land ho!

What they didn't

know, what nobody knew,

was that the fun was just about over.

Tom, are you okay?

Tom, Tom, are you okay?

- Ames, Buffy?

- Oh, god, he's bleeding.

Tom's hurt!

Hey, what happened?

You big jerk, you were fooling around,

now look what happened.

Look, just relax, relax, would ya?

I can handle this, the

airline taught me first aid.

Tom?

Oh god, I'm sorry, this is all my fault,

I shouldn't have taken the boat.

Look, look, let's just see

what we got here, all right?

Oh, I don't know, man,

this cut's pretty deep.

Look at his eyes.

What?

It looks like a concussion.

I've seen it too many times in football.

So what do we do?

Sarge would know.

Well sarge isn't here.

Well where is here, anyway?

Central America, that's all

I know, central America.

Well, I say we wait for sarge.

You know, put his feet up or something.

sh*t.

No, we gotta get him to a doctor.

Let's get the lifeboat out.

I think if I have this

right, there should be

a road about a mile in.

How many should go?

Boe and Larry are absolutely shitfaced.

I couldn't even wake 'em up.

My good old roommates.

Always there when you need 'em.

Well, this guy weights a

ton, and he's not exactly

gonna be tap dancing.

We'll all help.

Someone should stay with the boat.

Fine, then you stay, Trevor.

But you turn the running lights on

and make sure that you

tell sarge what happened.

Fine.

Just don't get lost, okay?

Stop!

Please help!

Do you speak English?

We're American, we had accident on boat.

Americans?

S, s, he needs a doctor,

he's got a concussion.

S.

I am father Esparza.

You can come with me, please.

Great.

Here.

There is a clinic, 20 kilometers maybe.

I can take you there,

it's near the mission.

Thank you so much.

Is that where you were going?

No, I'm just taking

these people behind you

to a place nearby.

They are something special.

They are farmers on their

way to their new land.

Their own country is

blocking land reform here.

These people are now entitled to make

a claim on their own land.

Such a perfect vacation.

My father me his yacht for two months.

We had a really great time.

We were heading toward the Panama canal.

And this had to happen.

Let us hope it is not serious.

No!

No, don't sh**t, we're Americans!

Americana?

S, s.

Gringa.

Oh, god, Jeff.

Home, home on the range

Shut the hell up in there, okay?

Where is seldom is heard

Sarge?

You have a broken neck, huh?

Huh, you have a good time, huh?

Now, where are the others?

Larry and boe are down in the hole.

No, I can hear them a f*ckin' mile away.

Where are the others?

Tom got hurt, they took him ashore.

- In there?

- Yeah.

Amy said she'd send

somebody back before dark.

Jesus H. Christ.

In there?

Come on, come on!

You piss off, buster.

You want your tits for yourself?

I will put them in a box for you.

Cut it out!

Amy, just shut up.

No, we're Americans, god damn you!

sh**t her.

You would like a cigarette?

I'd like for my friends and

I to please get outta here.

Seorita, you and your

friends, you're Americans?

Yes, and one of us is

in need of a doctor,

he's badly hurt.

Who knows you're here?

No one.

How badly do you want to

get your friend to a doctor?

Badly enough.

Don't worry.

I don't hit.

I merely give orders.

You will find there are

worse things than my bed.

Take it off.

Take it off, dammit.

It always amuses me.

You Americans act so big.

Yet you are nothing.

Father.

What did they do to you?

You must get away.

Or they will k*ll you.

Why?

Who are they?

Death squad.

Monique.

Oh man.

Guard!

Guard, please!

He's dead, for god's sakes,

please, please do something,

you can't leave him in here.

Dead?

Don't go!

Please, come back!

Guard!

Pedro!

Pedro.

Pedro, amigo!

Pedro!

Pedro!

Pedro?

Uno.

Dos.

Tres.

Hey, hold it, will ya?

Can you give me a ride?

I just need a ride.

Please see it, sarge,

please, please, please,

please see it, sarge.

Thanks a lot, you scumbags.

All right, Amy.

All right.

Oh, yo.

Hey, ho, ho, ho.

Take her.

Welcome to banana land, Princess.

Can you still run?

Mm-hmm.

I want you to go all the

way to that clearing.

Stand still, put your arms over your head

like you're gonna

surrender, you understand?

You want me to stand

there with my hands...

Do it or you're dead.

Hey.

We gotta go back and get the others.

Hey, there is no going

back, Amy, you understand?

It's time to save your own ass, come on.

Look, it was an accident

that could happen to anybody.

Where were you while

all this was going on?

Why weren't you with them?

That was what he was

hired for, wasn't it, to...

Look, there was a lot of confusion.

Actually, we left him

behind kind of like a joke.

Amy.

You don't have to cover for him.

The man's a coward.

Dad, he saved my life.

If he'd have been doing his job,

your life would never have been in danger.

You know, I pay you to be responsible

for that yacht and everyone on it.

I know what you pay me fore.

That all you got to say for yourself?

No.

I'm gonna tell you what you

can do with your boat.

You can shove it up your rich ass, Jack.

You son of a bitch.

You know I've had it up to here with you.

You're fired!

Fine with me.

Daddy!

Amy?

Amy!

Well, before any more fireworks start,

let me tell you where

we stand at this point.

We don't know who's holding them,

but ambassador Bartholomew

should be meeting

with president Lopez today.

Thank you for coming.

I full understand your country's

concern over this matter.

I assure you that my own is no less.

As a mother, I think I know

what those poor parents

must be feeling.

These rebels must be stopped.

They undermine the trust between us.

Our two countries have

been friends ever since

my Juan brought democracy to Costa Verde.

We must help each other whenever we can.

Well, if you're hinting

about that request for aid,

we will do all we can, I can assure you.

I have put my best man in charge.

Ah, speak of the devil.

Colonel?

Mr. ambassador, this is my

chief of internal security,

colonel Perez.

Colonel.

Ah yes, you were Virginia

m*llitary, weren't you?

That is right, sir.

How did you know?

Oh, well I make it my

business to be familiar

with all the key people around here.

Is there any news?

Nothing yet, Seora Presidente.

Well let me know if I can

be of any further assistance.

Yes, certainly, Wade.

Thank you.

Colonel.

- Mr. ambassador.

- Very nice meeting you, sir.

Well?

As far as we can tell, the Americans

were taken by leftist elements.

Who we don't know yet.

Nor what they intend to do with them.

This is bad for us.

Very bad.

And the timing couldn't be worse.

Just when I'm courting the

American congress for more aid,

and the elections are upon us.

We must get those children back.

I understand, Seora Presidente.

You can rely on me.

In Los Angeles,

the outlook for today is clear skies.

The high for downtown will be in the 80s

and drop into the low 60s.

William's bringing you

some chicken broth.

Mother, really?

Now eat it.

One bowl of chicken broth, madam.

And one ultra bad Maui Zaui.

What do you say?

I think I'd only get paranoid.

But thanks anyways.

Hey, what did they do to you down there?

It was really awful.

It's okay.

You got the right to get

as crazy as anybody.

Whatever you decide to do,

I'm with you all the way.

Where is she, you son of a bitch?

No!

Amy, och Amy, honey, oh.

Mom.

It's all right, honey.

It's just another nightmare.

I was back in that hole.

I know, darling, I know,

it was just a bad dream.

Oh mom, they're gonna die.

I know they're gonna die,

we gotta do something.

Baby, there's nothing more we can do.

The state department's working on it,

your father's lawyer's looking into it,

and we've even spoken with

amnesty international.

Come on, out.

Come on.

Daddy, can I talk to you for a minute?

Oh, sure, honey.

I need to ask a big favor from you.

Okay.

Well, I'll do my best.

What?

Well, you know how I'm so concerned

about my friends and all?

Ah, yeah.

Well, we're all concerned, honey.

Yeah, but what's being done about it?

The rebels are demanding $3 million,

and the government refuses

to even negotiate.

Look baby, you've gotta understand.

The United States government would set

a very bad precedent if they

just give in like that.

Besides, I'll bet they're doing

a lot more than we know about.

Yeah.

I bet.

I think it's time for action.

Action?

What if I knew some,

you know, m*llitary types

who'd be willing to go down there

and get the kids for a price?

You'd pay for it, wouldn't you?

Absolutely not.

Why not?

It's illegal.

You can't take armed men

into some foreign country.

You oughta realize that.

- But daddy.

- No buts, young lady.

Now look, I'm putting my faith

in the United States government,

and you'd be well-advised to do the same.

I mean, they had 15 guys, heavily armed,

M16's, everything, the whole sh*t.

What did they expect me to do?

I got her out, didn't [?

You know, I knew this dude that drank

two bottles of whiskey in one

hour and was still standing.

sh*t, I can do that.

I know, he was you.

Remember caisson and

you getting the chopper

to medivac me out?

Mm-hmm.

And in the middle of a mortar barrage,

you get out of the chopper

and you take a piss.

Well, you had to show the

bastards that you ain't scared.

Right?

Thank you very much.

Buck.

This is the little Princess that put me

back on the fishing boats.

Buck, Amy.

Sarge, the government's

not doing anything.

They're gonna stay down

there, I just know it.

Well, that doesn't surprise me.

But I feel responsible.

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me either.

So I'm willing to risk

my life and get them out.

Now that surprises me.

I mean, you're not thinking

what I think you're thinkin'.

I think she's thinkin' what

you think she's thinkin'.

Sarge, somebody's gotta

go down there and do it,

- it might as well be me.

- Are you crazy?

To go back down there to that country?

Got to admit the girl's got heart.

No brains.

Sarge look, I know that it was my fault.

No.

No you don't know.

You don't know anything.

You got 50, $100,000 to

throw on this crapshoot?

- Do you have it?

- No.

No.

You got trained men that you can trust?

In a life-death situation, do ya?

No.

I don't.

You got weapons, you got

an airplane, you got a*mo,

you got anything, got any kinda plan?

I don't have anything.

Can you k*ll another human being?

I don't know.

No, well then you're a little rich bitch

from Beverly hill...

She just slap me there?

Yeah, she just slapped you there.

I'm sorry.

Buck's got an airplane.

You get 15 men, and no less

than $50,000, can you do that?

Six men and $30,000.

Take a hike.

Look, it's all I have to offer.

You find two guys as crazy as me and him?

Caisson, caisson.

Beverly

hills hotel, may I help you?

Yes, one moment, reservations

will be right with you.

Your drink, sir.

Waiter, over here, please.

Ames.

Trevor, I have got the greatest idea.

We're gonna go down there

and get them out ourselves.

What, me go down there again?

No no, who do you think I

am, Clint f*cking Eastwood?

No.

Trevor, they're your friends.

- Well sure, but...

- Think about Monique.

Monique.

Well, yeah, sure, but...

I'll give you half my inheritance.

No.

The papers are already signed.

Monique?

Half your inheritance.

Well, it's a damn dirty job

you're asking me to do, Amy.

But somebody's gotta teach

those bastards a lesson.

Let's get your rear in

gear, it's action time.

Hmm, the lord helps those

that help themselves.

Okay, head for boe and

Larry's apartment first.

You go down sunset past the freeway,

I'll tell you when to turn.

Ace is doing it, even Trevor's doing it.

I want you to pretend this is the guy

that held us hostage down there.

I gotta tell you, Amy.

My shrink doesn't like me doing psychodrama

with anybody but her.

This is a watermelon.

Would you just pretend, boe?

I want you to pretend that this is the guy

that humiliated me, that spit on Buffy,

that felt up Monique, that

hit Jeff over the head

with a r*fle while you guys

were drunk outta your brains.

Whoa, time out, time out.

Welcome aboard, gentlemen.

All right, now we just gotta

get a chunk of cash quick.

How you gonna

do that without your dad?

Just take a ride in daddy's car.

Your dad's gonna k*ll you for this one.

Where do we find a good fence, Ace?

I suppose you think

that because I'm black,

I'm supposed to know where

all the good fences are

and that kinda stuff.

Well, don't you?

That's a typical

misconception of people of color.

I'm studying to be a surgeon.

We're not all born criminals.

Let's go, let's git.

All right, so where is he?

Hey.

You had somebody fooling with that

left front Fender, didn't you?

That's gonna cost you.

Hey Amy, this is Freddie the...

Freddie the fence.

Listen, I want cash, I want $30,000.

Oh!

What is it, April first or what?

Blue book's 20.

Freddie's book's 10.

Then we take off for the Bondo right front.

The spot things on the grill.

The bald rear tires.

The busted right rear shock.

I say five grand.

$5000?

Look, maybe I can do 10, maybe.

Look, 15's bottom.

All right, all right, let's not quibble.

15 grand.

All counted.

Say, I'll give you $500 for the Rolex.

This is a $3000 watch!

Well, what can I tell ya, sweetheart?

You want it or not?

Okay.

Hey, can I call you guys a cab?

Get the hell outta here.

I don't know.

If we don't get some help soon,

I'm afraid he ain't gonna

make it, you know?

It's gonna happen soon.

They're gonna make it.

Those bastards k*lled Amy.

Who's next?

Come on, you guys.

Run.

Take a break.

Where's the a-team when you need 'em?

Okay.

We have the money, we

certainly have the will,

now what we need is sarge.

Let's go talk him into it.

Wait.

Let's let him have the day to drink,

and then the idea of us being

his recruits won't seem so...

- Ridiculous?

- Inventive.

Insane?

All right, good.

I need a couple pizzas and

a case of Bud anyway.

Yeah, excellent suggestion, you fat slob.

Best idea all day.

I'm gonna go ahead, I'm

gonna run an easy mile

and then I'll head home.

There's no such thing

as an easy mile, Ames.

Tell Ace he's gotta go

twice as far tomorrow.

God.

(Solemn music

You k*lled a guy?

He would've k*lled me.

Look, I got five volunteers, I got $15,000,

we're in business.

No, we are not in business.

I told you 15 trained men, $50,000,

you bring me four boys and a chick.

All I got is a bunch of toy soldiers.

Sarge, I think you

better take a look at this.

Oh,.

Tom's body was found in a garbage can

outside the U.S. embassy.

Rebels are demanding $3 million,

or they're gonna k*ll

everyone else by July 4th.

That's a day and a half from now.

Damn!

What we gonna do, sarge?

Look, one thing's for sure,

we have no time for training.

You know, they'll be dad in 36 hours.

What do you mean no training?

Just jump on a plane and go

down there and rescue them?

You got it, son.

Listen sarge, we got one

decisive advantage.

Surprise.

They don't expect you to return.

You're right, you snake.

Okay.

Anybody want out, say it now.

We go.

Okay.

Let's get busy, we leave in the morning.

Did you get it?

All right.

How do we turn that into

our ticket outta here?

Just watch.

Where's dipshit?

Trevor?

He had to run home for something.

He'll be back soon.

Sure.

Trevor.

Thought you were down

on the beach with Amy.

You haven't seen that

crazy William, have you?

I think he stole my car.

Uncle Brad, I think there's

something you should know.

Come on, guys, let's go, come on.

Come on, easy.

Hey, what we gonna do, throw rocks at 'em?

What the he's in there anyway?

That's my secret w*apon, Ace.

Give me the g*ns.

Hey, we go in five, whether

Trevor's here or not.

You got it, bro.

- They can't be serious.

- You don't know my daughter.

Or that g*dd*mn sergeant Ford, either.

Okay, scratch Trevor, we're going, buck.

This is the 123 requesting

permission to take over.

123, clear for

immediate takeoff, runway one.

Right.

Hang on, g*ng, we're about to go.

I know where Trevor was.

123, abort takeoff.

Repeat, abort takeoff.

No way, Jose.

Here we go.

Jesus.

What's that damn fool trying to do?

, huh sarge?

I sure as hell hope not.

Damn!

Dear madam president.

I regret to inform you we

expect several U.S. citizens

to attempt unauthorized

rescue of hostages tonight.

Please intercept and take

into protective custody.

Respectfully, Wilson Sumner,

department of state,

United States of America.

It arrived about an hour ago.

I thought you should know.

The last thing we need is to

have another American k*lled,

especially now that they've

agreed to pay the ransom.

Don't worry, Seora Presidente.

I'll place guards in all

potential landing strips.

We'll find them, and keep them safe

as babies in their mothers' arms.

I'm counting on you, Perez.

Those guys are no fools.

They gotta camp in the high

plateau, heavily guarded.

Mountains to the north, to the east.

They got a river here on

west, cliffs to the south.

And they got one road.

Only one road in here, and

you can bet your sweet ass

it is heavily guarded.

Now tomorrow, the executions begin at dawn.

So that means we got one chance,

only one chance to get in and out.

2400 hours is our drop time.

What time?

12:00 midnight to you.

When we go in there, buck

is gonna go very high.

Sarge, how high is high?

High is 10,000 feet.

And you freefall to about 1500 feet

and your chute'll open automatically.

8500 feet freefall, straight down?

Now you got it.

Look, just think of it as

riding on a roller coaster

smashed on acid.

I guess I can dig that.

Okay.

You're gonna head here,

you're gonna regroup here,

then you're gonna move on into the camp,

and that is when our nutty professor here

- will create his...

- Diversion.

Now you got it, right.

And that's when you're gonna get in there

and you're gonna grab those kids and...

And blow those suckers away!

No no no no.

No, it's not about your people,

it's about getting away.

Let me tell you, you stop,

and five of these guys,

and they'll blow you away, believe me.

You gotta keep on moving,

you gotta keep on moving,

you never stop moving.

And that means if you have

to leave somebody behind,

you leave 'em behind, you keep on moving.

You got it?

'Cause we gotta be outta here

before sunrise, or we're dead.

And what are you gonna be doing?

Me and buck will be busy, okay?

If it should happen that

your parachute doesn't open,

which can happen, I want you

to save it and return it,

'cause we got a five-day guarantee.

Before things get too sticky,

we wanted to give you this to

replace the one that we lost.

It's full.

Enjoy, gringos.

It's your last meal.

You mean you're letting us go?

Suit yourself, gringo.

Hey Pedro.

There's no reason to k*ll us all, is there?

I mean, you open that

door and I'll take you

around the world, but it

won't be with pan am.

I mean let me outta here

and I'll toot your root

till your balls turn blue, huh, yeah?

Ooh.

Can't believe she's selling us out.

Let's go.

Three million U.S. dollars, as promised.

Now lieutenant Caden

will go with the colonel

to make the rendezvous.

I don't think that would be wise.

The rebels have put strict limits

on the number of men they

can bring to the exchange.

Nevertheless, we consider

it would be prudent

to have our representative

along, if only to observe.

- But...

- Colonel.

You will take the lieutenant with you.

I'm sure he can only be of help.

Of course, Seora Presidente.

Just pull out to fire.

And that for safety.

Not too difficult, huh?

Is that all there is to it?

I thought it was more

complicated than that.

Nah.

They made killin' real simple.

It's dying they haven't

figured out how to make easy.

Okay.

All set?

Yeah.

No heroics now.

We have to be back to the

plane by first light

or we're finished, you understand?

Drop zone comin' up.

Okay.

Go.

What are we gonna do about Monique?

She may be dead already.

Amy never came back from the hole.

Look, just worry about

gettin' outta here first.

Then we'll find a way, okay?

Colonel, how long

before we reach the rendezvous?

15 to 20 minutes at the most.

In the middle of a g*dd*mn village.

You see a village on the map?

Did you see a village on the map?

- Shh.

- No village on the map.

They're all blank.

Where's Amy?

Where's Amy?!

I don't know, I thought

she was following me!

Spread out, look for her

five minutes, then we go.

Let's go!

All right.

Hey, I'm gonna see if I

can find the bathroom.

Don't get lost.

Hurry back, I need help with this stuff.

Oh sh*t.

Where are the others?

Others, what others?

This is my solo flight, bro.

What kind of English is that?

English?

That's not English, that's Chinese.

This is Chinese tea.

Would you like to have

a little tea with me?

Be my guest, huh?

Man.

This is your way of gettin'

back to the motherland,

- I don't like it.

- Shut up.

Where the hell are we, anyway?

We'll get there, don't worry.

Look!

Amy.

Get me down from here.

Why didn't you say something?

Come on.

For the last time, where are the others?

For the last time, I don't

know where the others are.

Juan!

Oh!

Are you hit?

No.

I peed in my pants, man.

Took you so long?

Out scoutin', lets' go.

Batter up?

You know how to put the

thing together, right?

Sure.

Weren't you listening to sarge?

I was thinking about the

fact that pretty soon,

I'm gonna have to jump out of a plane

like some guy that's lost

his marbles or something.

sh*t.

This thing's made in

Japan, you realize that?

"Please to put piece eight inside plain,"

the rest must be in the next part.

Oh, sh*t.

Look, I'm gonna get started on the truck.

Don't blow yourself up.

I wanna go home.

Sarge.

Where we going?

Back to the plane.

I wanna get my secret w*apon,

then we'll go huntin'.

You know how to hot-wire a car?

Do I know, you're the one who's

supposed to know about this.

Just because I'm black don't mean

I'm supposed to know how to hot-wire a car.

Hey look, I'm studying to be a surgeon.

So then you don't know how to do this.

I didn't say that.

I'll figure it out.

I'm smart.

Now if this little greasy

wire was a kidney,

and this little squiggly

wire was a pulmonary artery.

Open prison heart.

Damn, this man be dead.

Let's see if this damn thing works.

Hey buddy.

Anybody gonna say hi?

Hi.

Hi.

Amy!

You're not dead.

Not quite.

But how...

Later, later.

Where's Monique?

They threw her in the rat hole.

Okay, we'll just wait

for Larry's diversion

and then we'll get her out, no sweat.

All set here.

Say what?

That was just a test run.

We're very close now.

I can feel it in my bones.

Damned if I know how you white boys

ever took America from the Indians.

Come on.

We're missing one of the parts.

Guards come back any second.

Where the hell's that diversion?

Hey, I think I found it.

Look, I'm telling you,

you're doing it wrong,

it goes like that, but no, backwards.

It says right here, "put gas

to reverse to fire on side."

That's what I said, look, these

are Japanese instructions,

they talk backwards.

Don't means do, it means

you're doing it wrong.

We can't wait for that

diversion any more.

Boe, you take Buffy to the garage.

Jeff and I will go get Monique.

Crazy.

You'll be right by the

barracks, they'll spot ya.

Just do it, boe.

It's our only chance.

All right.

Good luck.

Nice of them to provide

limousine service, huh?

Yeah, it sure is.

You in there?

Jeff, is that you?

Yeah.

Me and the whole damn cavalry.

Hi Monique.

Amy, you're alive.

Alive and kicking.

God, I can hug you.

Get me the hell outta here, Jeff.

Hurry up.

Can't get this damn thing open.

Duck.

Diversion!

Japanese sh*t.

Show time.

You can't find real a*mo, you improvise.

Holy hell, you

got enough sh*t in there

to blow up the whole place

and start world w*r ill.

Son of a bitch!

This one's for Tom!

Put your hands in the air.

Move slowly.

Watch 'em!

Hands up.

Watch that.

Put your g*ns down!

Now!

Now!

What's the car doing here?

Whoa, we're friends.

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

My name is colonel Carlos Perez.

I'm secretary of internal

security of this country.

We're only here to free you.

We came with the ransom.

There's even a marine from the

United States here with me.

Sage?

Buffy!

No, lieutenant Caden.

Oh.

You the real thing?

You bet I am.

Lieutenant, will you...

That's him!

That's the leader!

Drop it. I said drop it or I'll k*ll her.

You take the wire.

Hurry up.

So you have returned.

Then we shall try to keep

you properly entertained.

Keep on talkin', assholes.

Ready, you scumbag!

Head to the plane!

Come on, sarge.

He ain't comin'.

He's coming.

Come on!

We gotta get the hell outta here.

We stay on the ground, we sittin' ducks.

No, just two more minutes.

No, no, we gotta go.

- We gotta go.

- We gotta go!

Sarge said so himself.

Come on, sarge!

Come on, come on!

Hey, just like the

bad old days, hey buddy?

Yeah.

You would've thought

we learned our lesson.

Sarge, did anyone ever tell you

that you're wonderful?

All the time, Princess.

All the time.

It's the beginning of another day

We're finally on our way

There's nothin' better

than being with friends

We're leavin' our troubles behind

Gonna have a real good time

There's nothin' quite

like being together

Something that happens when

we're having a good time

Something special in

the way that we care

There's just something about

it when we're all together

You know it couldn't be better

Something that happens when

we're havin' a good time

Something special in

the way that we care

Something about it when

we're all together

You know it couldn't be better

I wanna go home.