[♪♪♪]
♪ Here we are, face to face ♪
♪ A couple of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find
We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Making a go
Making it grow ♪
♪ Together
We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Together
Taking the time each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons together ♪
♪ You and I... ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ You and I... ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
[♪♪♪]
Well, here they are.
Oh, great.
You found my poles.
Yeah, I found them,
but I don't know why
you need them.
There's not gonna be much
skiing done at Mount Tarawak.
Will you stop that?
It's gonna snow.
Believe me, I've got a sixth
sense about these things.
Yeah, Dad, you told me.
The famous "Nose for snows."
Hey, hey.
Never failed yet.
[CHUCKLES]
Dad, I don't know why
I'm even packing my skis.
I should be
packing a skateboard.
Yeah. Well,
speaking of packing,
now, did you pack
enough warm clothes?
You pack your flannel pajamas
and your heavy socks?
[SIGHS]
Dad, I'm not
a kid anymore.
I'm almost .
You're right. And I'm sorry.
Okay, then.
Don't forget your mittens.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Hey, guys.
Hi.
Morning, Richard.
Morning, Edward.
EDWARD: Morning.
No time
for standing around.
We have to be on
that highway at : .
: ?
Yes, if we're gonna make it
there for lunch at .
The journey is miles,
so at the average speed
of miles per hour,
we should get there
in three hours, minutes,
including one stop for gas and
an eight-minute potty break.
I need nine.
Then you'll be
left behind.
Come on, help me and Richard
with the luggage. Ahem.
Here, my dad wanted you
to have this
to cover
my share of the trip.
Oh.
Five dollars?
Gosh, he didn't have
to do that.
Oh, okay.
Wow!
Where's all the luggage?
It's all packed
and put in the car.
General Dexter has us
on a pretty tight schedule.
[DRYLY]
Oh, this is going
to be a fun weekend.
I thought you were
looking forward to getting away.
That's when I thought
it was just the two of us.
Well, honey,
Rick naturally assumed
that he was coming
with us.
He wanted Alfonso
to come.
Alfonso wanted Dexter
to come.
And who wanted Brad
to come?
His family.
Honey, we're gonna be
in our own cozy little cabin,
far away from Brad.
Mmm.
And far away
from Rick.
Mmm.
And far away from
Alfonso and Dexter.
Ooh.
Kate, Edward,
there's no time for that now!
Come on, let's go! Move 'em out!
Hut, two, three, four.
Like I said, this is
going to be a fun weekend.
Hmm.
[♪♪♪]
Oh!
This is wonderful!
Miles away from everything.
Didn't I tell you?
Yes, you told me.
And didn't I tell you
it was gonna snow?
Yes.
And didn't I tell ya--
Please,
no more "I told you so's."
Spending six hours in
a crowded van was bad enough.
You know, I had no idea
Dexter's favorite song was
Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
And where did Brad
get that harmonica?
Well, honey, there's no
harmonica now,
and there's no crowd,
and there's no singing.
There's only us, all alone.
Ooh.
[CHUCKLES]
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, Dad.
Oh, sorry.
[SIGHS] Did you stomp your feet?
Yeah.
Boy, Dad, it sure is
snowing out there.
Didn't I tell you
it was gonna snow?
Yes,
you did, Dad.
You told me at the house
and at the rest stop
and when we skidded off
the road
and plowed into the snow bank.
Didn't I tell you we needed
chains?
Yes.
And it's a good thing
Kate knew how to put them on.
Well, are you
settled in?
How's your cabin?
Oh, it's great, Kate.
You know, it's a lot
like this, Dad.
Only no fireplace.
Uh-huh.
And not as many windows.
Yeah.
Ours is quite a bit smaller.
Ah.
Dad, it's a dump.
Come on, Rick. You're not even
gonna be in it that long.
You're gonna be skiing down
Mount Tarawak hours a day.
That's right.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Come on in!
Stomp your feet first.
Wow!
This is a great cabin!
Yeah.
It's a lot like ours,
except ours doesn't have
a fireplace
and it's a lot small--
We know.
We know.
Where's Dexter?
He said he's gonna
get ready to hit the slopes.
EDWARD:
Hey. Hey. That's what
we all should be doing.
Somebody wanna help
bring in groceries?
Groceries?
Down, boy. Down, boy.
Brad, if you help,
there'll be no groceries.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Oh, you look fabulous.
It's the latest
in ski gear.
The boots
are by Gucci,
the jacket, pants
by Descente,
goggles and gloves
by Pierre Cardin.
[LAUGHS GLEEFULLY]
Uh-uh-uh.
Stomp your feet.
Stomp my feet.
[LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
[HUMS SOFTLY]
[EXHALES]
Sorry, I'm hoping
to get lucky.
[GLASSES CLINK]
Whoo, what is this?
A fire, dim lights.
Brandy.
Well, after a hard day
on the slopes,
I thought it'd be nice
to relax.
You can relax
on your own time.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, boy,
it's dark in here.
Boy, we're starved.
I'll get some cookies.
Hey, how about some TV?
Sic 'em.
Hey, Dad,
how about some Cheez Doodles?
EDWARD:
Uh, no, thank you.
I think--
Hey,
this is a great one!
Yeah, this is
where Gilligan gets stuck
in the gorilla suit.
["GILLIGAN'S ISLAND" THEME
PLAYING ON TV]
Look, guys, why don't you go
on back to your cabin,
where you can
have a little privacy.
[SWITCHES OFF TV]
Yeah, but Dad,
we don't have a TV.
You don't have a TV.
[SIGHS]
Now you have a TV.
Thanks.
Sure, and if you
get there fast,
you won't miss
that gorilla suit.
Hey, are you trying
to get rid of us?
Ah, I was trying to be
so subtle.
Yeah.
Where were we?
Oh, let's see, uh,
You were here...
Mm-hm.
...and I was here.
Mm-hm.
And my left arm
was over your shoulder,
like this.
Uh-huh.
And, um, oh, wasn't this where
you were breathing heavily?
[IMITATES APE GRUNTING]
Just like that.
Yeah.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
[SIGHS]
I hope that's
your heart b*ating.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Who is it?
DEXTER: Dexter!
[MUTTERS]
[EDWARD SIGHS]
Hi. Where are the kids?
We got rid of them.
[GASPS]
Oh, good.
Now the adults can play.
That's what
we had in mind.
Well, we have our choice
of Perquackey,
Chinese Checkers,
Scrabble,
and, my favorite, Monopoly.
Listen, Dex, Kate and I
were kind of hoping that--
You know, I'm grateful
you two are here.
It's so lonely
back in my cabin.
Alfonso is off playing
with the boys,
there's no one to talk to,
no one to be with.
You were saying, Edward?
I'll be the sports car.
I'll be the top hat.
[♪♪♪]
Do you know what I love
about playing Monopoly?
[YAWNING]
No, what?
It can go on forever.
It already has, Dex.
Uh, Dex, you know, we really,
uh, knocked ourselves out
on the slopes today.
Yeah, we wanna get
an early start
if we're gonna b*at crowds.
Maybe we can play
tomorrow evening again?
Oh, sure!
Why don't you let me
help you clean?
Oh, no,
we'll take care of that.
Oh, wow. Look at all that snow.
[WIND BLOWING]
Yeah. It's a lot
prettier outside.
Good night.
Good night.
DEXTER: Good night.
Ooh.
Ooh.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
Edward.
Yes, ma chérie.
I'm sitting on a hotel.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
I think I'll change into
something more comfortable.
Whew.
Can I watch?
Ooh.
ANNOUNCER [ON RADIO]:
Latest news
on the weather front.
Blizzard conditions
have been reported
in the area
of Mount Tarawak.
Subzero temperatures
and gusting winds
up to miles per hour
are expected.
Authorities
are urging people
in the vicinity of
Mount Tarawak to stay put
as all roads are closed
to traffic.
Didn't I tell you
it was gonna snow?
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
[WIND HOWLING]
[SHIVERING]
Ah.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Oh.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna sleep by the fire.
It's freezing in that bedroom.
Well, that's because
you left too soon.
No wonder
you're freezing, honey.
It's degrees
in here!
Well,
turn up the heat.
No. It is up.
Yeah, well,
nothing's coming out.
Well, it's okay.
We still got the fireplace.
I'll just go get
more wood.
[KATE SHIVERING]
[WIND HOWLING]
Whoa!
Look at that wind
blowing that snow.
You can hardly see
the boys' cabin.
Honey, the boys' cabin's
the other way.
Not anymore.
Well, I'm all set.
Edward.
Hmm.
Be careful.
[IMITATING JOHN WAYNE]
Don't you worry, little lady.
Takes more than a few fluffy
snowflakes to discourage me.
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[SIGHS]
I got a better idea.
Why don't we share
that blanket by the fire?
Good thinking, Duke.
[SHIVERING]
[SHIVERING]
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Blanket. Blanket. Blanket.
You're not gonna sleep
with that hat on, are you?
Oh, sorry.
Good!
[FRANTIC KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[GROANS]
Oh, no.
[IMITATES MONKEY GIBBERING]
[SHIVERING]
Quick, quick, quick!
Whoa!
Dad, it was freezing
over at our place,
so we came over here.
Hey, Dad,
it's freezing here too.
Yeah, I know, there--
There's something wrong
with the heater in th--
At least you guys got
a fireplace.
Yes, but no wood.
I got some.
Some?
It's only one little log.
Well, that's
all there was.
Good Lord!
We're all gonna die!
We're not gonna die,
Dexter.
Look, they gave me
at the rental agency
a number of a guy to call,
he's a caretaker,
in case of an emergency.
Well, Dad,
that's nice to know,
in case one should come up.
Edward!
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
I'll just give
ol' Lenny Busby here a call.
He'll get in his old pick-up
and hightail it up here with
some firewood, I'll bet you.
[CLICKING]
If the phone was working.
What?
The phone's dead.
And we're next.
We're not next.
We just have to figure out
a way to keep warm, that's all.
Look, why don't we just go out
and chop ourselves some wood?
Hey, great idea!
Yeah, with what, guys?
A butter Kn*fe?
What a dumb idea.
Geez.
He's right. We gotta think
of something else that'll burn.
Brad.
Yeah?
Get up off the chair,
Brad.
Y-you're not gonna burn that,
are you?
Honey, it's degrees
below zero out there.
Come on, nobody's gonna miss
a single chair.
[GRUNTS]
[♪♪♪]
It's amazing how fast
a room full of furniture burns.
Nothing like a weekend
in the country.
The snow,
[SHIVERING]
crisp mountain air,
smell of burning Naugahyde.
Well,
Dad, this is it.
The last of
the bedroom door.
There's gotta be other things
in here we can burn.
Hey, how about
the front door?
Look, I'll tell you what.
Spread out.
look for anything
that'll burn.
cardboard, paper,
wood, anything.
We'll find lots of stuff.
Sure, we will.
Oh, here, this will burn.
My legal pad and pencils.
Look, some wooden hangers!
Hey! All right!
Oh, excellent, Alfonso!
Hey, Dad, wooden spoons.
A-ha!
Oh, terrific.
Hey, I found some toothpicks!
You don't like any
of my ideas.
Hey. Hey. Hey.
This book'll burn nicely.
Oh, I don't like the idea
of burning a book.
It's Harold Robbins.
Chuck it in there.
Here. This is mostly wood.
a*, you're right,
that's perfect. Get on...
An a*!
An a*? We've been looking
for the a* all night!
We can chop down
a tree.
We're saved!
We're saved!
Yeah.
Thanks to me.
Come on, men,
there's work to do.
Ah, Rick, you sure
you can handle that thing?
Trust me.
I do trust you,
but I think
chopping down a tree
is best left to an adult.
You see, Dad,
you're doing it again.
I'm not a kid.
Now, let's go, men.
Rick, be careful.
Dad, I will.
Look, I know
what I'm doing.
Well, you--
That's a dumb place for...
Whatever that was.
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[SHIVERING]
Edward,
what if they don't find
any trees?
Honey, we're in the middle
of a forest.
Edward...
Uh...
[SHIVERING]
What if we don't get
out of this?
Will you stop that?
We are gonna get out of this.
Now don't be foolish.
Edward, please.
[SHIVERING]
Let me say this.
If the worst should happen,
and w-we don't make it,
I just want you to know
I've always loved you.
Thank you.
Isn't there something
you'd like to say to me,
since this might be
the end?
[STAMMERS]
Wha--
Honey, if this is the end,
which it isn't,
I want you to know
that there's nobody
I'd rather face it with.
That's the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
Well, look at us!
[LAUGHING]
Talking silly like that.
We got three healthy
teenage boys out there.
DEXTER:
Those kids will
come through for us.
You betcha,
nothing to worry about.
We'll soon
be warm as toast.
Yeah, yeah,
they'll cut down more wood
than you can shake a stick at!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Well,
here she is!
We'll perish for sure!
Look what those ninnies
chopped down!
Hey, don't call
my friends ninnies.
Yeah. This tree
put up some fight.
Well, this just proves
once again,
I suppose,
that there're some things
you can't leave
in the hands of babes.
Oh, come on, Dad,
we're not babes.
Hey, it's better
than being ninnies.
It's a job for men.
Come on, Dex.
Huh?
Oh, yes, coming.
Now while you kids
clean up your mess,
we'll go down and chop up
a bigger tree.
Edward,
be careful.
[IMITATING JOHN WAYNE]
I will, little lady.
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[SHIVERING]
Well, we can burn that little
tree while we're waiting.
We already did.
[♪♪♪]
How long have they
been out there?
Little over an hour.
Seems
like days.
I'm starting
to hallucinate.
I keep seeing a nice,
warm, bubbling hot tub.
I keep seeing
Madonna.
Hey, is there any way
we can combine those two?
Hang in there, guys.
Edward will be back
any minute.
We'll be warm again.
Mrs. Stratton,
in case
I don't make it...
Brad,
we're gonna make it.
Please, let me finish.
In case I don't make it,
I just want you
to know that...
Yes?
That my parents
will probably sue.
But please
don't take it personal.
EDWARD [SCREAMING]: Timber!
[TREE CREAKING]
[SCREAMS]
All right!
[SHATTERING]
Everybody okay?
I think so.
Well, Dad, you did
cut down a bigger tree.
Well, it was supposed
to fall the other way.
Oh, great. Dad,
what are we gonna do?
Well, maybe, we ought to, uh,
huddle up to keep warm.
I'll tell you what we're
gonna do right away,
is strip some of these branches
and put them in the fire.
Man,
I'm beginning
to hallucinate again.
I just thought
I saw flashlights.
Brad, your hallucinations
are so good,
I thought
I saw lights too.
Wait a minute. That's not
a hallucination.
That...
A rescue party?
EDWARD: It is a rescue party!
We're saved!
[ALL CHEERING]
Oh, man, it must be
the ski patrol.
Are you kidding?
In this weather,
it's gotta be
the National Guard.
Or the Army.
Hi!
Girl Scout Troop .
We'll have you out of here
in no time.
[♪♪♪]
Thanks a lot,
Dex!
RICK:
Yeah, see you, Fons!
Oh!
Oh, it's so nice to be back
in our own little house.
What a weekend.
It only cost me $ , .
At least we own a cabin.
[ALL CHUCKLING]
All we need is a roof,
a couple of walls
and a lot
of furniture.
[ALL LAUGH]
Well, guys, what shall we
plan for our next vacation?
Oh...
On my next vacation,
I wanna go
where there's no snow.
Yeah, no wind.
And no Brad.
Where are we gonna find
a place like that?
I think...
we already have.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
05x24 - Let It Snow, Let It Snow
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Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.