03x18 - Night of the Living Duelist

[bunniefuu]

Jaden: are you guys sure this is the way back

To duel academy?

Jim: of course!

Axel, those homing beacons

Are still working right?

Yeah, signals still strong!

How bout the first aid?

It's all safe and sound!

[Thinking] you're gonna be okay, blair.

Just hang in there!

Axel: we should be closing in on the next beacon, guys...

Jim: it's over here!

Exactly where I left you.

And this one makes five.

And that means we're half way home,

So easin' up isn't an option.

That's right. We gotta hustle it up!

You guys ready?

You bet!

Look! Hmm?

How long you think he's been there?

And how long 'til we end up just like him?

We've gotta find a way back to our dimension!

Yeah, but right now-- we have to stay focused

And get these meds back for blair.

You said it, jesse!

There's no time to lose guys!

Right! Right!

Now which way is home?



♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Generation next

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow

♪ Yeah, yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on

I'm just going to clean your wound, blair.

[Thinking] this isn't good at all.

Her fever keeps spiking

And the infection seems to be getting worse.

I hope they find the medicine she needs.

Listen, guys--summon a monster only

As a last resort.

Your biobands are still draining energy,

So duel wisely, and when you do draw...

Make it count.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hey, hassleberry, syrus, see anything?

That's a big negative. Over.

Me too. I don't see anything out there either.

Good thing, 'cause I thought I was stuck

In there for a second.

Phew!

Hey, uh, you said bastion was gonna come over

To relieve me in ten minutes.

That was, like, almost three hours ago.

Alexis: sorry about that,

But he doesn't have a deck or a duel disk,

And the last time he was att*cked

He didn't fair too well without them.

So he felt he could best help us if he used

That brain of his to try and figure out a way to get us

Out of this dimension and back home.

Travel is reversible.

So we apply oppenhelm's algorithmic quantifications

To the original formula.

Therefore, we must now find a way

Around the string-theory differential.

Hey. How come your roll's bigger than mine?

Dude, what's it matter, man?

Easy now.

Each roll is the same size.

No way! His roll is way bigger than the one I got!

Now gimme that roll!

Listen all the rolls are the same

So just make like a bad habit and drop it!

If they're all the same size,

You shouldn't care if we swap.

Fork it over!

Forget it!

Now get outta my face!

Be quie-e-et!

You want outta here or not?!

I can't concentrate with your bickering!

Take this, and be happy.

Why don't you stuff your mouths so full you can't talk!

Where was i?

Your half's bigger!

There's a new sheriff in town, boys.

Anyone tries to steal food from the storage facility,

They'll have t' go through a wall of chazz.

Uh, chazz, would you mind if we had just one bite?

We're so hungry!

I'm starvin'!

And I'm runnin' on empty!

Not a chance!

First of all, begging is so slifer red!

And second, spirits don't get hungry.

We're not spirits anymore!

Let us each have a tiny bite of your bread.

Yeah and in exchange,

You can eat ojama green.

Zoinks!

Eat him?!

I wouldn't eat him if he was the last ojama

In this world or the real world!

Now scram before I change my mind

And serve the three of you

Up to some first years!

[Sighs]

Sheppard's going to be furious!

Maybe it's better if we never get back.

Would you stop commiserating with yourself!

We need to put our heads together.

But he'll fire us for sure...

And there'll be no more summers off,

No more espresso breaks in the teacher's lounge

And no more surprise quizzes.

Oh what shall I do?

Striking fear into those students is the only thing

I'm good at anymore!

Enough! Aah!

We can despair later on.

But right now we must focus on finding marcel!

What for?

Uh. Oh, umm, forget I said that.

Hmm.

Marcel, thinking: no one understands how lonely I am.

It's--it's like I don't even exist to most people.

I don't have any friends.

That's not true, marcel.

I mean, what about me?

I'm your best friend.

And now it's time we go make more friends!

No way!

You're griping about the size of bread portions...

And you've got chocolate!?

I had this before we came here!

It's mine!

But, hey, if you want it so bad,

Come and take it.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'll do that!

How 'bout we duel for it!?

You're on!

Excuse me--why don't you duel me instead?

Marcel?

Where did your accent go?

Why should we duel you?

For this.

Heh heh heh!

Whoa! Whoa!

[Thinking] it's time to start assembling

My legion of duel soldiers.

Now rise, my friends. It's time to gather up more recruits.

[Door opens]

Huh?

Duel me. Duel me.

Hey, chazz. Looks like someone came to visit you.

Duel, duel.

Hey, buddy. This area is off limits!

So you better get a move on!

Uhh. Duel me...

Duel you? You mean you came

All the way down here just to get b*at by me?

Hey, boss. I bet you he says if he wins he gets all the food!

Don't let 'em win, we're starvin!

This guys nuts if he thinks winning's on the menu!

You're about to be served!

But instead o' food, get ready to chew on a world o' hurt.

Game on!

Gaame-ooon.

Let's do this!

Me draw-ing.

Wanna go first?

Then go!

[Moans]

Grr!

Ha. He fall off the ugly tree?

♪ You're so ugly, so very, very ugly ♪

Ugly? Look who's talking!

A ball of nose snot, ear snot, and eye snot!

Eye snot?

Who's nose snot?

It's-not me!

What's up?

You don't say much do you?

Good thing!

'Cause the chazz don't like

To mince words!

It's my turn.

I draw!

[Thinking] perfect, just the card I wanted.

I'll be back to catching some zzz's in no time.

I activate tribute to the doomed!

Now by discarding one card from my hand,

I can destroy one monster on your field.

Grr!

Next up, I play the premature burial spell.

By paying life points,

I'm allowed to summon the monster I just sent to my graveyard,

Infernal incinerator!

And next I'll activate the megamorph equip spell!

With this, if my life points are less

Than my opponent's, then this card doubles

The att*ck points of the equipped monster.

Infernal incinerator, let's serve this guy

Something hot and spicy!

[Growls]

Ha ha ha!

You know what just happened, don't you?

You, my sorry friend, just got chazzersized!

Don't feel too bad, man.

I am the gx champion.

Uh-oh! Unh!

You okay?!

Students: duel me, duel me...

Ojama black: look!i am looking.

Looks like mumbles has some pals!

Ojama yellow: uh, boss, you might want to give 'em some food now!

Duel me now!

Duel me!

Why are they messing with the chazz?

Because they're hungry!

I really think you should give 'em some food.

Ha! The only thing on the menu today is

A one-pound, well-done butt-kicking.

Come get some!

Oh me!

Oh my!

Oh no!

How do ya' like... Them apples?

You just...got... Chazzer...

Feel...energy... Oh, boy...

Duel me... Duel me...

They're back!

It's night of the living duelists!

Part two.

Now what chazz?

Wait a second... I just need a timeout,

And then I'll--unh!

Ojama black: they're coming for you, chazz!

You know what?

You should really give 'em some food.

Puh-lease.

Duel me.

Back off, guys!

Look, everyone'll get a turn.

Okay, fine, one loaf o' bread each.

Is that fair?

Aah!

With each duel, my army grows,

And soon jaden will suffer, and I'll get my just rewards.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, look, we're almost back!

So let's keep movin'. Blair's waitin'!

Right!

[Chirps]

What's up, winged kuriboh?

Guys, look!

[Growls]

What is that thing?

Jesse: that's sand moth!

Adrian: and he's headed towards duel academy!

I'm on it!

Go, blaze accelerator!

Fire! Volcanic shell!

[Groans]

Head to the school!

Jaden: uh-oh, guys, it's got a twin!

I'll handle these moths!

Now move!

You got it!

Jaden: boy, I've heard the expression "take one for the team"

But this is like or for axel!

It's awfully quiet round here.

Where is everybody?

I thought there would've been someone

Guarding the entrance.

Something's not right!

Hello. Anybody in here?

Alexis, hassleberry, syrus?

Jim: look, there's somebody.

Huh?

We got some questions?!

Hey, where'd everybody go?

Duel me.

Say what?!

Look, to your right, jay!

Duel me.

What's going on?

I'm not sure. But they're acting like zombies!?

Zombies? That stuff only happens in the movies.

Yeah, they just want to duel...real bad.

Duel me. Duel me.

[Thinking] this must be his doing.

Need to duel...

Still don't believe they're zombies?

I'm still not sold on it!

But let's not stick around to find out!

Agreed. Now let's get to the nurse's office and help blair!

You're right.

Jaden, let's get a move on!

Alright!

Duel me. Duel me.

Jim: question... How we s'posed t' get past these blokes?

I'll tell you how!

Ya, get yer game on!

Alexis: jaden, no!!

Huh?

Don't duel them!

Here comes the cavalry!

Hey, where you guys been?

Explain later! Run now!

[Groaning] [groaning]

Why shouldn't we duel 'em?

I could've taken 'em down?

You'll thank us, sarge!

We gotta get somewhere safe.

Where's syrus?

Just run, jaden!

This seems like a good place to regroup.

[Chirps]

Alright, alexis, what's going on?

Jim: why's half the school moanin' and groanin'?

Well, ya see...

We don't really know the why, exactly,

We just know the when.

While you boys were on your mission,

It started happ'nin'.

First, it was just a handful a' kids

Acting all strange.

And soon, that number began to multiply.

It's like this-- whenever they find someone

Who's not like them, they challenge 'em to a duel.

Thing is, though, they keep coming and coming.

As soon as they're defeated,

They get right back up and start to duel without any rest.

And since the biobands are still working,

Eventually you... You drop and...

You become one of them.

Seriously!?

So those students are like a bunch of duel ghouls!

Whatta we do?

Is there a way to b*at these things?

There must be a way!

Maybe if we find the source

Of what's makin' 'em act weird,

We'll find a way to stop 'em.

[Thinking] it has to be him.

He'd stop at nothing to get even with jaden.

Alexis: so until we figure out a way to stop them,

The gym and sheppard's office are the safest areas.

Most of the students who haven't become infected are there.

Both places are boarded up tight.

So, uh, is syrus at the gym?

Well... We got separated.

We're not, really sure what happened to the lil' guy,

It's like he went awol.

I'm sure he's fine.

You know him, he's prob'ly hiding in a locker somewhere.

Yeah. He does that.

Hope he's safe!

He will be!

Now what about gettin' to blair!

We need to find our way

To the nurse's office pronto!

[Groaning]

This is miss fontaine.

Anyone, please!

Respond if you can hear me!

Must duel. Must duel.

Dueeelll.

[Blair moaning]

Please hang on!

[Bang on door]

Duel! Duel!

Must duel now!

[Thinking] I can't hold this much longer.

Someone please hurry.

Ready, jesse?

It's time we make our way to miss fontaine!

You got it!

Now let's do this, partner!

Alexis: jaden, it's not safe!

Axel: hold up! You guys would be total fools

To go charging in without a plan.

Fine then. If you've got one,

Then why don't you start talking, axel?

[Student screams]

[Moans]

They got another one.

Yep!

Duel me...

Ja-a-ade-e-en...

Ja-a-a-aden, due-el...

Du-e-e-el meeee...

That voice sounds familiar!

Ha ha ha!

They got chazz?

Duel me, jaden...

Dat's right. Duel him, jaden. Duel him now.

Or you'll have to duel us!

Not you guys too!

It's a zombie triple feature!

Jaden...chazz want duel.

Must get revenge and make pay for pain you caused.

Join us now, jaden, while you can still have a choice!

Chazz, you're a duel ghoul!?

Duel me.

Enough standin' around!

It's time somebody did something!!

Where's he goin'?!

Hey come back!

Outta my way, you bunch a sleep walkers

Unless you want a ride on the hassleberry express!

Chazz want du-el!

Aah!

Guys, this way's clear!

Let's go!

Come on, hassleberry.sorry, chazz!

Aah! Unh!

Duel!

Good job, axel.

It's like deja vu!

I mighta' made 'em angry.

[Students groaning]

Jaden, duel me.

You must pay for what you did.

So, uh, that wasn't quite what I had in mind.

Are we trapped here?

[Syrus crying]

Where you guys been?

You're okay!

I knew you would be!

Syrus!hey, sy!

Good t' see ya'!

Go away, guys.

I don't want you to see me like this.

To see you like what, buddy?

We've all seen you cry before.

I got scared and hid in my favorite locker...

But I'm glad you're here now.

Very glad. Get game on, jaden.

Syrus!! Not you too!

They got 'im!

[Chirps]

Oh. Duel.

♪ Duel ♪ duel ♪ duel

Together: ♪ meee

Oh, great!

Who knew they could sing?!

At least the door's secure!

No escape, jaden.

Jesse: I think we're surrounded guys!

Hassleberry: got any garlic?

Jim: they're not vampires, mate!

Ha ha ha!

Duel me.

Jaden, you will pay.

[Thinking] pay? For what?

Why does my best friend want to duel me?

Chazz: there's nowhere to run.

Ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh!

There's no choice!

Don't do it!

But, sarge!

Sweet! Game on!

I draw!

Make it count.

I play polymerization!

And with it I fuse elemental hero avian

And elemental hero burstinatrix

To form elemental hero flame wingman!

Now what?

Hope you know what you're doin'!

I hope so, too!

Uh-oh.

[Groan] [groan]

Now, flame wingman, take out the wall behind us!

Duck!fire in the hole!

Jaden.

Ohh.

Duel?

Chazz and syrus.

How could we just leave 'em behind?

We'll get 'em back!

Just you wait and see!

Ohh. What's up?

Hassleberry. Hold this, would ya'?

Listen, guys. You've gotta get to the gym.

And you?

Where are going?

I'm going to the nurse's office by myself.

We still gotta get blair and miss fontaine this medicine.

Axel: wait! Now think for a second.

Their both on the other side a' the building.

You'll never make it.

There's too many of those ghouls

Between here and there!

He's right. Plus how do we know they aren't already one of 'em?

They might, they might not.

That's just... That's a risk I'm gonna have to take.

They're all alone.

Miss fontaine: help! Is anyone there?

Huh?

Miss fontaine!

She and blair must be okay.

Miss fontaine! Hey, can you hear me?

Jaden? Thank goodness!

We're okay for now, but people keep banging on the door.

Please hurry. They're...

Are you still there?

Please come in. Miss fontaine.

How is blair?

We have the medicine!

We're coming to rescue you!

Come in, answer me!

Answer me please!

Miss fontaine: jaden, I don't know how much longer

I can keep them out.

♪ Chilling out with your crew ♪

♪ In the schoolyard

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you got to learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go!

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Come on and get

♪ Your game on