01x07 - Aaron Carter's Coming to Town

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Guys, guys, guys At 13, you'd think I can run and talk at the same time.

Forget lunch.

Forget eating.

The cafeteria food's not that bad.

You could save the stuff on your shirt for later.

Oh Forget that! Aaron Cartercoming here.

Are you speaking in code? Explain yourself.

Pronto.

Aaron Carter is coming here to sh**t his new music video Christmas special.

I'm going to Aaron's party.

This better not be a joke.

It's not a joke.

H
-His holiday video sh**t tomorrow.

W
-Wait, isn't that kind of early? I mean, it is still spring.

It's a film thing.

They need,like,ten months to fill in all the special effects.

So who's Aaron Carter? So where's it going to be? I don't know.

It's a secret, but we're going to find out.

Bet it would be real helpful to ask a guy who knows about films to figure out where they'd sh**t the video.


-Where?
-Where? First you back up and tell me who this Aaron Carter is.

Okay.

He's a singer, a dancer And he's only 13.

So this would probably be a lot more exciting if I was a 13
-year
-old girl? So where do you think it sh**t? I don't know.

But I bet it won't be that difficult to figure it out I could interview Aaron Carter for the school web scene.

I
-I've already got my press badge from Mr.

Ling.

That should get us in.

I am so there.

Maybe I could sing for him! It'd be pretty cool to go to a real set.

Hey, I could do one of those behind
-the
-scenes documentaries.

They k*ll at the major film festivals.

I'm in.

Soall we have to do is figure out where it sh**t.

And how to get in.

And how to meet him.

No problem.

Tomorrow I have a date with destiny.

What am I going to wear? Season 1 Episode 7 Aaron Carter's Coming to Town If you believe, we've got a picture
-perfect plan We've got you fooled 'Cause we only do the best we can And sometimes we make it And sometimes we fake it But we get one step closer each and every day We'll figure it out on the way.

Lizzie McGuire S01E07 Aaron Carter's Coming to Town So, Gordo,what's the game plan? Well, a video sh**t needs lots of space so it's got to be somewhere big
-
- enough room for the crew, the equipment and of course, the set.

Oh, and Aaron.

Can't forget Aaron.

What about the mall? The mall's big.

Hmm Popular choice for an up
-and
-coming singer.

This is a cinch.

I can snoop out secret video sh**t in my sleep.

Hey, kids.


-Hey, Mom.


-Hey, Mrs.

McGuire.

Lizzie, your Dad's working late tonight so, I thought I'd order a pizza.

Sweet.

Extra cheese, please.

Okay.

You guys going to stay for dinner? Mrs.

McGuire, have we ever turned down a free meal? I'll take that as a yes.

I've called everywhere.

I have no idea where the sh**t is.

I thought you said this was going to be easy to figure out.

I was wrong
-
- Well, how do we know that this Aaron Carter thing isn't a hoax? Like that rumor that the school cafeteria serves squirrel.

It's no lie.

I don't remember calling in Toad Boy for backup.

I thought the deal was that you could come in my room on the condition that you didn't speak.

Not even close.

Oh, and how would you know? Lenny told me.

So what do you guys think? I think he's telling the truth.

Well, how do we get him to tell us? Well, we've got to give him something.

What do we give him? Lava lamps make good gifts.

What do you want? I want to come with.


-No.


-Yes He's not coming with.

He's got to.

He's the only one who knows where it is.

He did pass as a super genius at school for half a day.

His quirky charm could be useful.

Fine.

You can come.

So tell us where it is.

The Ren
-Mar Warehouses.

Thanks.

Have fun hanging with Mom and Dad tomorrow.

If you ditch me I'll rat you out.

Just when I thought I was out, he pulls me back in.

I thought you'd see it my way.

Fine.

Tomorrow morning,early, in the backyard and don't wake the 'rents.

Oh! I thought you'd never get home.

You must be exhausted.

I am exhausted.

Are you hungry? There's leftover pizza.


-No, I had dinner with a client.


-Who? Mick Moral.

That guy never stops talking.

But you know, he gave me these backstage passes to Aaron Carter Think the kids will want them? Great! We'll surprise them in the morning.

They'll love them.

Okay.

I left a note saying that I'm working on a project with you guys and Matt's helping.

Do we have everything? Camera and an extra battery
-
- check.

Cool.

I've got my tape recorder for the interview and my school press badge.

That should be enough to get us in.

So, uh, what's the plan? We'll just breeze through security like we own the place.

That's the plan? Do you have a better one?
-No.


-Then that's the plan.

Oh, great.

You made it.

What's in the bag?
-Do you guys have a plan?
-Yeah.

Then this is for when your plan fails.

Okay.

Remember.

.

walk in like you own the place.

Aaron Carter walked on this ground.

I am never wearing these shoes again.

That's not acting like you own the place.

Excuse me.

May I see your passes, please? Let me handle this I'm Lizzie McGuire, a member of the press.

I have a right to be here.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm working on a project with Miranda and Gordo, Matt is also helping.

Will be back soon.

Love,Lizzie Well, it looks like the kids got an early start this morning.

When are they coming back? Mmm, probably soon Why don't you head down to the video sh**t and I'll bring them when they get back.

I can't believe I'm going to meet Aaron Carter! I'm just practicing so I'll fit in with the kids.

Great plan, McGuire.

Would you put your shoes on? I cannot believe that they took my press badge.

Mr.

Ling charges us five bucks to replace it.

I'm never going to get to sing for Aaron.

It's time for Plan B.

Elf costumes? That's Plan B? That's it.

Matt's going in the bag.

Where did you get these? The Christmas card picture we had to take last year.

Ho, ho, ho! I am not singing for Aaron dressed as an elf.

Guys, they're sh**ting a holiday video? If we look like elves, they'll think we're part of the video.

Wow, Monkey Boy makes sense.

Who are you going as, Santa Claus? Nope.

Those are my pants.

I'm going as Aaron Carter.

Excuse me.

Do you have your passes? Um, we're extras in the Aaron Carter video.

Yeah.

And we're late, so can we shake a leg, buddy? Scram! Nice try.


-Do you know who I am?
-See ya.

I got him,I got him.

Stand
-ins must stay on set at all times.

Let's go.

Plan B didn't work.

It worked for Matt.

Maybe in our next plan, we can pretend that we're elves who live in trees and bake cookies.

Not helpful, Gordo.

Maybe we should just pack it in.

No.

We are getting in, okay? I'm going to get my interview, you're going to sing for Aaron and Gordo's going to film it.

We're going in and this time,we're not leaving anyone behind.

I've got an idea.

Follow me.


-Got a pass?
-Yeah.


-Nah.


-All right.

Move through.

Lizzie, that was your dad.

Security must've called him.

They do have your press badge.

Okay, new plan.

Find Aaron, get Matt, avoid Dad and get out.

No problemo.

I can do four things at once.

Whew! We made it.

Where's Aaron? Uh, first things first.

Let's ditch these costumes.

Oh, good idea.

Whew! Gordo, did you get a sh*t of us sneaking in for your documentary? Uh, no, I was too busy trying not to get arrested.

Well, the coast is clear.

Get a sh*t of us right now.

Uh guys uh, this is about to be the shortest documentary ever.

Not you again.


-Yum.


-I can not believe that Matt was right.

Donuts.

We did it.

We made it.

We're here.

Cool, let's find Aaron.

Whoa.

Basically, it's a television series about this dad and his wacky life
-
- I call it Sam McGuire.

What do you think? Sir, I'm the caterer.

Okay, get in the bag, get in the bag Hey, donuts.

Those are for crew only.

Not at Gordo's not at Miranda's they know they're supposed to leave a number.

Hello, this is security from Ren
-Mar Warehouses.

We got a Lizzie McGuire here causing some trouble.

The sleigh stopped.

I I can't feel my foot.

You guys, I think we're on stage.

Yeah, my foot's definitely asleep.

L
-L
-Let me just take a peek.

Guys, Aaron Carter's here.

Of course he is.

It's his video.

What do we do? Um I
-I have a plan.

Follow me.

I think the plan is to make it up as we go along.

Action! Cue the dancers.

Dancers.

Oh, this can't be good.


-No.


-Whoa
-Sorry.


-Sorry.

Excuse us.

Don't mind us.

That's it, I'm dressing as an elf from now on.


-Cut! Where are your costumes?
-Um
-Matt?!
-Lizzie?! Ha
-ha! We meet again! Timber! That's going to leave a mark.


-Hey!
-We're really sorry.


-Yeah.

Bye.


-Bye.

Bye.

I'm going to get you kids! Do you know those kids? Never seen them in my life.

Too bad.

I could always use more stunt elves.

You know now that I think about it I taught them everything they know.

Good work.

Excuse me, uh, you guys ever need a fresh new video directorwith a youthful point of view! Hi, I'm Jo McGuire.

I spoke to you earlier about my daughter, Lizzie McGuire.

Yes, ma'am.

She caused quite a ruckus today.

I'm
- I'm really sorry.

Could you take me to Lizzie? Well, Ms, uh, we don't know where Lizzie is.

Okay, well,why don't you let me in and I'll find her? I can't let you in, ma'am.

You're gonna let me in! And you're gonna let me in now! Do you understand? We are never going to meet Aaron Carter.

Maybe we should just call it a day.

But
-But we're so close.

Just give me a minute to think.

I got nothin'.

All we need to do is get Aaron Carter's personal pass? How are we going to get Aaron Carter's personal pass? Aaron Carter's personal pass! Well, I guess this must be Aaron Carter's dressing room.

Again, this would be a lot more exciting if I was a 13
-year
-old girl.

And thisis Aaron's orange.

And
-and thisis Aaron's apple.

Ha, ha, ha.

And this is Aaron's manager wondering what you're doing here.

Sir, are you a part of the crew? Oh, my gosh! It's about time you got here.

Listen
-
- Lizzie and Matt are here.

We got to go find them.

You're not here to bail me out, are you? They're real persnickety about their donuts around here.

Donuts?! We got to find the kids.

If security's that good at policing their donut table it's only a matter of time before the kids join us.

I won't call security if you guys leave immediately.

Well, just wait a second.

Okay? In the spirit of Christmas maybe you could grant us one favor.

Tell me what you want.

We want to meet Aaron Carter.

Um She's eating out of the palm of my hand.

No.

Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Okay, just hear me out.

Aaron Carter coming here is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to us.

He's cute, he's cool, he'stalented.

So, please, pleasecan one of us just meet him? Okay.

Just one.

Wellcongratulations, McGuire.

You got your interview.

Maybe you could get me an autograph.

Miranda you should go.

What? You're a really good singer.

And this is a great opportunity for you.

So go.

A
-Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

Uh, maybe you could get me an autograph? Find out what he sleeps in! Lizzie, I got to say, what you did in there was really cool.

Well, this is a once
-in
-a
-lifetime chance for Miranda.

My once
-in
-a
-lifetime chance is going to come around.

How was it? Tell me everything.

He said I have talent.

I have talent! Lizzie, there is no way I'll ever be able to thank you.

You're the best.

Wonder if those two record executives are still around.

Oh, my gosh, guys where's my tape recorder? I think I left it in Aaron's dressing room.

Should I go back? I'm sure it's okay.

We'll wait here.


-Is this yours?
-Thanks.

Merry Christmas, Lizzie McGuire.

The moment that I laid my eyes on you I knew you'd be the one to make my dreams come true Girl, you shine like reflections on the water Girl, you shine like the sun in the sky Girl, you shine like the moon glows in the nighttime So, did you get your tape recorder? Well, that's not all I got.

Once
-in
-a
-lifetime chance? Check.

My life is now complete.

Will Lizzie McGuire please pick up her parents at the Detention Center.

I guess my parents aren't going anywhere for awhile.

And neither are you.

Come with me.

Now.

Hang on a sec.

These your friends? Yep.

The greatest stunt elves in the business.

They're with us.

You guys did some great work back there.

How would you like to be in Aaron Carter's video? I'll take that as a yes.

Looks like we're all invited to Aaron's party.

Everyone except for me.

Wait up, you guys! I want to be in Aaron's video, too! Hey, Justin.

Hey, it's Aaron.

I can't come out tonight.

I'm going to see this girl.

No no her name is Candy.

Real cute.

I got to go.

See ya.

I know a girl who's tough but sweet She's so fine, she can't be b*at She's got everything that I desire Sets the summer sun on fire I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy Go to see her when the sun goes down Ain't no finer girl in town You're my girl, what the doctor ordered So sweet, you make my mouth water Oh! I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy Hey! Candy on the beach, there's nothin' better But I like Candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon, I'll make you mine Then I'll have Candy all the time Oh! I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy I want Candy Candy in the morning time Candy in the hot sunshine Candy, baby, can't you see? All I want is you, Candy Hey! All I want is you, Candy.

I don't remember calling in Toad Boy for backup.