[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[door opens]
[Woody]
Uhh, Herby?
What are you
doing up so late?
Rise and shine,
Woody.
We're going on
a little mission.
[Woody]
Mission?
Where are the other
Amigos at?
Eh, sleeping.
[Woody] Wait. Dude.
You sneakin' out?
Uhh... no.
Now let's get out of here
before someone sees us.
[Woody]
Whoops. Heh.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[grunting efforts]
[♪♪♪]
[Woody]
Yo, Herbinator,
I just finished calculating
those coordinates
it puts us in
a pretty rough hood.
You sure about this?
That's where the Underground
Arm Wrestling match is.
Check it out.
I got this new little wrist
flick technique.
[grunting]
b*at Burt
seven times in a row.
[♪♪♪]
Yeah!
And as you know,
seven is a pretty lucky number.
[Woody]
I dig the technique,
just not the fact
that you're going in solo.
Hey, you said it,
it's a rough neighborhood.
What kind of leader
would I be
if I put Kirbie
and Burt in danger?
[Woody]
I guess, but--
Besides,
they're gonna freak
when their trusty leader
comes home with
a shiny new trophy.
They'll be like
"woohoo, yeah Herby"!
And I'll be like
"yeah-huh!"
Hey.
When did we get here?
Huh.
Cool bikes.
[♪♪♪]
I'm here to win
the arm wrestling trophy.
Heh heh.
Guess you guys
must've heard
there's a new sheriff
with a new technique
in town.
[all laugh]
It's go time, sprout.
No watches allowed?
Okay. I got it.
Now, once you shake on it,
no take backs.
[Herby]
Ahhh, nice to see
your mother taught
you some manners...
Ready?
[both grunting]
But not today.
[all gasp]
Ha! What can I say?
I warned ya!
Where's my trophy?
Careful, he does
this thing with his--
You gotta work your way
up to the trophy, pipsqueak.
Guess you didn't see what
happened to your friend?
[struggling]
[scraggly patron]
Come on...
I gotcha...
[struggling]
Call the baby-sitter
and tell her
you'll be home early,
'cause this one...
is over!
Yeah!
[laughs]
Who's next?
[grunting]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[loud slurping]
Now...
who do I gotta b*at
to win my trophy?
Me.
Well, it's about time.
I hear you're having
quite a lucky little night.
Ha! Luck?
This look like
luck to you?
[coughs]
D'you see that row
of Hyper Bikes
outside on your ways in?
How's you like to take
those home for you
and your friends?
You wanna give
me a trophy
and a bunch
of Hyper Bikes?
Give? Hah!
No, you gots to win it.
Well, I never lose, so--
And if I'm
ponying up my ride,
you gots to
pony up yours.
My ride? Woody?
Oh, no.
I can't risk--
What, there's no risk
if you never lose.
Heh, heh, heh.
Let's make a deal.
If any of us
are ever in a position
to win both a trophy
and a row of Hyper Bikes
from someone
who looks untrustworthy,
we go for it!
Did that really happen?
Quit flashbackin'
and do it!
Alright. Deal!
May the best man win.
Oh, absolutely.
[grunts]
[laughs]
I win!
[Woody]
Herby? What's happening?
No! Wait!
No-no-no-no-no!
Hey, nice try, kid.
Tells ya what.
Take the Hyper Bikes anyway.
Heh, heh.
They're all yours.
[laughs]
Nice work, boys.
We took this sucker
to school.
Stay calm, Woody!
I've got this!
Fake hyper bikes?
[panting]
[♪♪♪]
Colonel Cork!
You two ever heard
of knocking?
I'm sorry,
were you going poop?
I am in my office!
Gross!
[sighs]
Why are you here?
Herby's missing!
Ha ha! Yes!
One down, two to go!
And Woody too!
What?
Woody's school property!
Put the academy
on lock down!
[sirens]
[screaming]
[sirens]
Herby? Herby!
Wait, where's Woody?
You're gonna be mad...
Uh, I snuck out last night
to win a trophy
in an arm wrestling
tournament.
I was doing so well,
but at the last second,
right before I won
us all Hyper Bikes
[heavy breathing]
I lost Woody.
You lost Woody?
Who do you think you are
wagering school property?
That's the last
thing I wanted to do,
but I was on a roll
and Big Carl said--
Big Carl?
Ah, kiddo.
You didn't b*at anybody.
They hustled you
so you'd think
you were unbeatable
and bet it all to Carl!
No way!
But, I used my special
wrist technique!
If I had to guess I'd say
we've got about an hour
before Woody
is stripped for parts
and scattered
all over the galaxy.
We?
You're gonna help?
Aw, thank you!
I'll be a pickled princess
before I let that thug
steal school property
on my watch again!
Sir, I'll do anything
to get Woody back...
Anything.
Agreed.
You will do anything...
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
So just like
we talked about.
I'll tell Big Carl
I'm not scared of him-
Not scared, huh?
Well, you ought to be!
Look, we're not
looking for trouble,
just a chance
to win back our friend.
[laughs]
What do you want
with an ol' piece of junk
when you've got
that fancy new ship?
Hey, that ol' piece of junk
is our friend!
I tell you what,
if we lose,
we'll work for one year
in your junkyard for free.
-Whoa.
-What?
[laughs]
Oh, you got
a deal, twerp.
Let's shake on it.
[winces]
Can't go back on a deal
after you shake on it.
[meek laughter]
[gulp]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Alright, gentlemen.
You've both agreed
to the rules.
This is a one round
wrestle to a finish,
first hand
that hits the table--
[both]
Would you just say go?
Geez.
Sorry for trying to
build some suspense...
Go!
[struggling]
You're strong...
[struggling]
Gonna win...
gonna win...
[struggling]
[grunting]
Colonel!
The wrist technique! Now!
[screams]
[♪♪♪]
[Woody] You mind
getting the side panel?
No problem, buddy!
[Woody]
Oh yeah, that's the spot.
Colonel,
I've buffed and polished
every nook
and cranny on Woody
just like you asked.
I'm all done.
Satisfactory.
But you're
nowhere near done.
You're just
getting started.
Do I have to wash--
Every.
Single.
One of them.
Let's shake on it.
Algae and moss
may look similar,
but boy oh boy
are they different.
[giggles]
[sighs]
Kirbie, Burt, Herby -
I understand that
eukaryotes are riveting,
but please keep
your delight to a minimum.
Yeah.
Ukuleles. Cool.
[students yell]
That was not
a curriculum-based expl*si*n!
Who is responsible?
We are!
It was us.
No doubt about it, Sir.
[♪♪♪]
Why did you
tell Cork the truth?
Why wouldn't I?
Hey!
Because if you just lied,
we wouldn't be scrubbing up
my slime-powered slime b*mb.
Well excuse me for answering
a question correctly.
Besides,
I don't lie.
[laughing]
Liar.
I can't. I won't.
I never will.
Everyone lies,
Kirbie.
And that's the truth.
Maybe you lie,
but that doesn't mean I do.
It's against
the Kirbie Code:
no tickling after meals,
no ketchup on meatloaf,
and no lying.
It's a game
I don't want to play.
Right,
Walter?
[tickle sounds]
I said clean this mess up,
not wear it
like a Halloween mask!
[laughs]
Ahh!
That.
Is.
It.
I am done with your
sticky shenanigans,
crusty capers,
and goopy goofing-offing.
If I hear
of one more thing
you three
have done wrong...
No matter how small.
I'm going to separate
you permanently.
Separate rooms,
separate classes,
separate lunch times,
separated!
Do you know
what this means?
We don't have to
clean the ceiling?
It means it's
best behavior time,
or we'll be separated!
-Easy.
-No problem.
Are you lying right now?
-No.
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-No.
[sighs]
Good afternoon,
Miss Knobbles.
Just returning
the 'Book Of Animals
Who Can Smile'.
Oh, yes.
So many surprises
in this one.
Right?
I mean, platypuses.
Who knew?
And just how it feels to say
that word in your mouth.
Platypuses.
Platypuses.
[sigh]
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is a day late.
I'll have to put you
in the system.
One more thing.
Separated!
I can't lie.
I won't lie.
I never will lie!
It's not late!
What's that, dear?
It's not late because...
I took it out
on Tuesday...
not Monday.
Oh, I must have
made a mistake.
My apologies.
Uh.
It-it's okay.
Thanks. Bye!
-What's wrong?
-I just lied.
A little one.
A baby lie.
A teeny-tiny-little-baby...
lie.
Welcome to the club!
I don't want to be
part of that club!
Relax, Kirb.
No one's gonna find out.
It's the library.
Lie-brary.
Get it?
Nope.
Miss Knobbles,
entering the wrong date?
[gasps]
These kinds of mistakes
are unacceptable.
Every department
of the Academy has standards.
I have no choice but to -
Wait!
Check it out.
'Plants that Poop'.
It's not
Miss Knobbles' fault.
Not her fault?
But she's our only
librarian!
Yes, uh, but someone else
loaned the book to me.
An imposter!
Who got the date wrong.
Can you describe
this person?
Um.
He was really...
round... and hairy!
With three eyes.
And an orange moustache!
Good gravy!
You mean...
Leonard?
Huh?
No! Wait!
Not him.
Phew.
It was someone
pretending to be Leonard.
An impersonator!
A Leonard impersonator!
An imposter?
Pretending to be
an imposter?
Oh my!
Do you know
what this means?
That it doesn't really matter
and it's not a big deal
and everything will
just go back to normal?
Quite the opposite,
I'm afraid.
Someone was able
to sneak past
our security guard.
[snoring]
But... it wasn't
his fault either!
'Cause he was dealing
with another problem
when the imposters-
Imposters?
There was more than one?
Oh, kitten poop!
Okay.
Well, yes, fine.
Ugh!
She's in too deep.
She sure is.
But I wanna see
how this plays out.
They came in through
the vents on ropes
and they're probably here
to steal books
'cause they
just love reading.
Love reading stories
and-and-and okay
can I just please
stop talking now?
First our books,
then what?
Our brains
in decorative jars?
Colonel Cork!
We're under att*ck.
We have a witness!
[alarms]
[Col. Cork]
We have been infiltrated.
All authority
has been handed over
to the Robo-Force
for your security.
Please stay
in your dorms
until the thr*at
has been neutralized.
[machine]
Thank you.
[screams]
This is bad.
This is bad!
Bad-bad-bad-bad-bad!
And I did it. Me!
Kirbie,
don't get so down on yourself.
Besides, for someone
who's never lied before-
Someone who 'can't, doesn't,
and never will'-
You're really good at it!
We're proud of you.
Yup.
Total natural.
Like you were
born to deceive.
You're not helping!
The whole school is being
patrolled by scary robots
because of my lies!
Well, they can't catch
what doesn't exist
so we might as well settle
into our new life.
And you can't come clean
or we'll be...
separated.
I need to fix this.
Think, Kirbie, think.
Come on, Kirbadoodle.
It's not that bad.
Halt! Imposter alert!
Imposter alert!
Hey!
I work here!
[screams]
[gasp]
What if I can't even
tell the truth anymore?
Ask me a question.
Uhhh.
Like what?
What's the grossest
thing you've eaten?
My... toenails!
My dirty toenails.
-[cringes]
-Hmm...
That was the truth!
[gasp]
It felt so good.
But did it taste good?
I was born with a full head
of hair and a baby beard!
I have an extra toe...
in my armpit!
I can fart from my mouth!
[farts]
[♪♪♪]
I got fungus
from kissing a rat!
I like autotune!
Attention, student.
Return to your room
immediately.
No! Back off!
I'm returning
to the truth.
[screams]
Kirbie,
honesty isn't the way!
We need to strategize...
Figure out how to undo
all of your horrible,
unprovoked,
unnecessary lies.
Uh, I mean,
honest mistakes.
The truth is
I'm a horrible lying liar.
No, you're good at it.
That's it!
Kirbie lied.
And lies aren't true!
You lost me.
If we make Kirbie's
lies the truth,
then they're
no longer lies.
But you were
telling the truth
about eating
your toenails, right?
Yes, of course!
But, Kirbie lied
about the intruders.
So if we make
the made-up intruders...
Then Cork and his robots
will find them!
Which means
they'll stop looking,
which means everything
will go back to normal!
You got that, Burt?
Yep!
Okay focus, Burt.
I'm saving you
for later.
Our supplies
are limited,
so grab everything
you can carry.
You just truthied
like crazy,
but can you handle
one more lie?
I can't.
Aw, really?
Nope.
I'm lying.
[♪♪♪]
[electronic beeping]
[tools clanging]
[Herby]
Everyone ready?
Go time!
Help! Impostors!
The imposters are here!
All three of them!
There they are!
Engage!
[violent commotion]
What?
These are
custodial supplies
and other seemingly
random objects.
Yes!
I forgot to mention
they morph into
janitorial equipment
when destroyed
by high ranking
m*llitary Colonels...
uhh...
who wear green shirts
and smell like tuna!
Only ones who
smell like tuna.
Well,
that sounds ridiculous-
Colonel Cork!
Have you eliminated
the thr*at?
Um, so okay-
Yes!
He sure did.
You sure did.
You saved the school
from what appeared to be
shape shifting impostors
who morph into
janitorial supplies
when destroyed by
high ranking m*llitary Colonels
who wear green shirts
and smell like tuna fish.
Well...
thank you... sir.
It was an intense battle
and as you can see
they suffered
a massive loss
of brooms and buckets.
But we won!
Go team!
And everything can get back
to the way it was, right?
Indeed it can.
Colonel Cork,
to my office
for a celebratory sandwich.
I smell like tuna?
See, Kirbie?
The truth is overrated.
♪ Three ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three ♪
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♪ Three ♪
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♪ Three ♪
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♪ Three ♪
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♪ Three ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three ♪
01x12 - A Farewell to Arm Wrestling/Catch Her in the Lie
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.