01x22 - Amigo TV/Spin The Bottle

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[audience laughter]

Kinda sweet finally

getting a turn

with the prison TV

remote, eh Jerr?

Yeah, I'm trying

to pick something.

[groans]

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And welcome back to

Box Fulla Stuff Blowin' Around!

The only Game Show where

contestants are put in a...

[audience] Box fulla

stuff blowin' around!

Oh, here we go.

Hahaha, okay.

Our next contestant describes

himself as "awesome"

and his interests

include "ruling"

and "crushing it"!

Good luck,

contestant!

Who needs luck

when you're crushing it so hard?

Not this guy!

Alright then,

let's fire up that box!

[screams]

Okay!

Now let's...

[all]

Dump in some stuff!

Dump in some stuff!

[chuckles]

Yes indeedy!

First up?

A briefcase fulla cash!

Heh!

That's what I'm talking about!

[crowd cheers]

[Herby]

Look at him go.

Nice work, contestant!

You're on to

the 'lightning' round!

'Lighting round'?

Oh, I'm gonna be so rich!

What've we got

for lightning stuff?

Yes! Lightning stuff!

Wait, what?

You've got this champ.

Eye on the prize!

Bees!

Farts!

Ugh, it's on my tongue!

Ugh, I can taste it!

Time's up.

You did it!

Yeah!

What I win?

A double lightning round!

Mr. Gulpers loves

hanging out with

his best friends!

We love hanging with

you too, Mr. Gulpers.

Yeah!

Mr. Gulpers is going to

teach us how to count!

So why does everyone

call you Mr. Gulpers,

Mr. Gulpers?

Mr. Gulpers would

rather not say.

Time to count!

One!

Two!

Three!

Yay!

Doctor!

The patient just

ate a triple scoop,

a slushie and a double dip

fro-yo all at once.

[groans]

[groans]

Yes!

It's brain freeze.

Get this patient prepped

for surgery right away!

Attention staff.

We need a new brain, stat!

[groans]

Look, Doctor!

We have a donor!

Excellent.

It's going to

be okay, sir.

Today, you're getting

a new brain.

[gasps]

My phone's not working.

That's a sandwich.

Then what did

I eat for lunch?

[vibrates]

Okay!

Let's give this a whirl!

[screams]

Hey!

Channel flipping

is hard work, Jerry.

If you're so smart,

maybe you should

have the remote!

Well?

Oh, this does look good.

Okay, so word

on the street is,

this place has the best

soup in the universe!

Whoa!

This soup is the b*mb!

Well, that is my

secret ingredient.

[grunting]

[announcer]

Are you sick and tired

of this happening to you?

[screams]

Help me!

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[roar]

[Herby]

Space Connect Team Three!

Assemble!

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[screams]

Oh just pick

somethin' already

or that cheese is

getting' grilled!

Jerry, you better

just pick a show

before these guys

put you on a cr*cker!

[announcer]

Next up in the Snake Pit...

a Professor hopes to make

some startup capital materialize

for his burgeoning

transportation company.

Hello.

I'm here today to ask

for a dollar investment

in my teleportation

business.

Not until you

show us whatcha got.

Meet the future

of transportation.

The Interstellar

Teleportatrix!

Mmmkay, so it's

some kind of canoe?

Exact--what?

No.

It's a teleporter.

You step inside

and instantly travel

to anywhere

in the universe!

Mmmkay, so it's more

like a microwave.

Wait a minute.

A dollar microwave?

That thing better make some

pretty great pizza snacks!

Actually, this device

breaks down a traveler

into nanoscopic particles

that are transmitted

anywhere in the Universe

and then precisely

reconstituted.

Right.

So, not a microwave.

What happens when a bug

accidentally gets in with you?

You become

a monster, right?

Great question!

I'm definitely concerned

about this monster issue.

[chuckles]

Ah yes, well.

Rest assured, there are

hundreds of safeguards

to prevent anything like that

unlikely from happening.

So when the bug monsters

take over the universe

and become our masters-

I couldn't have

made it through

the untimely and suspicious

motocross demise

of my husband

without you!

Then please, become...

my motocross partner!

[loud bang]

[gasps]

You're back!

And you're...

Alive!

It is true.

I am back.

But...

not alive.

I am...

a motocross ghost!

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But you know a bug

is eventually gonna

get into that microwave

and turn anyone

that tries to ride it

into a monster, right?

No, no, no.

It's a complete

mathematical impossibility.

Nice try, guy.

Bugs are everywhere.

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But the bugs are gonna,

maybe, definitely-

Maybe if you installed

a teeny-tiny bug screen door.

Just little

little tiny one-

Enough! Okay.

Look, I'll show you

how bugs are

so not a problem.

You guys were right.

We're in!

Perhaps the most

interesting fact

about the pythoconda

is its venom contains

a neurotoxin

that renders prey

oblivious to the fact

that it's being eaten.

Hopefully we don't run into

any on this expedition.

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[loud buzzer]

Not so easy is it?

Hey! Turn it back

to the motocross ghost!

No! The cooking show!

No! The motocross ghost!

No the cooking show!

[loud commotion]

Now's our time, Jerr.

Let's do this!

[sirens]

Ahh, that's better.

I knew with all that

channel flipping,

I'd start a riot.

And then boom,

we escape

and no one's the wiser.

Ho ho!

So what if it

was your idea?

Who's carrying you now,

curd breath?

[whistles]

[engine revs]

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[sighs]

I've never felt

more relaxed.

Ah, Col. Cork,

you're back.

Wonderful, well, I, um-

President Skillsworthy,

thank you for ordering me

to take that vacation.

What a week can do!

You're welcome but I-

I always thought

"kicking back" was for hippies,

but I lounged...

In a hammock!

I feel rested,

recharged

and ready

to get back to work.

Colonel,

wait I need to tell-

You will turn around

and you will exit.

Immediately.

But this is my office-

Immediately means now!

You're back!

Wee.

We missed you Sir!

Fun.

My hands are wet can I dry

them on your shirt?

[giggles]

Who was that at my desk?

Oh, that's Colonel Bottle.

I hired her to fill-in

during your vacation.

Yesterday was supposed

to be her last day

but she informed me

she'll be...

staying on.

Isn't that your

decision, Sir?

Yes but-

she's scary mean.

Terrifying.

She really is.

Come on.

Are you really afraid of -

No talking in

the hallways!

[all]

We're sorry, Colonel Bottle!

[all sigh]

We should just leave.

Make a go of it

in uncharted space.

Sir,

pardon my frankness

but I've seen you

explore unknown planets,

battle alien monsters,

order snails at a restaurant

and eat them.

You're the bravest

man I know.

If this woman should go,

just tell her.

Wow...

So powerful.

You make me want

to be a better man!

[sobs]

You're right.

Let's go tell her that

her contract is expired.

[loud roar]

We have detention.

Hey, we do too!

Follow us,

we'll show you

where the new

detention room is.

New detention room?

Col. Bottle has made a few

changes in your absence...

Well, this

has gone too far.

Surely this Colonel Bottle

can listen to reason.

Nope.

I suggested putting

an ice cream machine in here

and she gave Herby

another month of detention.

And I didn't even say it!

This might sound

unorthodox,

but I say we let her

be in charge,

obey her crazy rules,

and live in fear.

Unacceptable.

You four lay low.

I'm retaking our campus.

[growls]

[grunting effort]

This math equation

has never been solved...

and we will sit here

until one of you completes it!

Did you just blink?

In my classroom?

Without asking?

You again?

Me, yes again.

Here I to tell you-

You are hereby confined

to your quarters

for the rest

of your life!

I no longer have quarters,

you stole them.

Then I will take you

to your new quarters.

Embarrassing.

S'my office not hers.

Stretched nostrils.

Show her.

[Kirbie] I thought

I heard your voice, Sir.

Did Col. Bottle

put you in here?

[snorts]

Awe, no worries, Sir,

we'll help you get

rid of that meanie.

And get you out

of that bucket!

I don't know how yet

but we'll find a way!

[pained groans]

Hmm...

Pry him out!

[pained groans]

Please stop!

[screams]

[Herby]

Uh oh...

...and as the surgeons

inserted metal rods

where most of my

bones once were,

I realized something.

You're calcium deficient!

It was all a dream

and you were actually

just a housefly?

No!

I realized that if you

really want to help me-

Which we do!

Just tell us how.

I'm all ears -

except for my eyes, nose, chin,

neck, arms, I have

shoulders and then some-

If you really

want to help

you should

treat Col. Bottle

exactly the way you

have always treated me.

How would us showing

total respect for-

-undying love-

-and oodles of admiration-

help get rid of Col. Bottle?

Trust me.

Now, of the three of us

I'm the best student

so I'll take the lead

on this one.

No, I'll take the lead.

You?

Umm, if you look up best

student in the dictionacky;

it's a picture of me.

Don't do it now though,

I gotta find some glue

and a photo first.

I think you both mean

may the best girl win.

Ha! There's a clue in there

about who's gonna win.

Game on!

[all laugh]

[chuckles]

Fail.

Fail.

Not even reading these.

Fail.

Fai-

Biggest apple for

the bestest teacher!

[gasps]

[screams]

Fail!

[screams]

[laughing]

Colonel Bottle!

Play ball with us.

I bet you're awesome!

[Col. Bottle]

Fail!

Question:

Why is there a statue

of this weak little

man on my campus?

Shouldn't it be

a statue of me?

The correct

answer is yes.

New question:

How much do you love fireworks?

Not at all.

I know.

They're the best

and I've prepared for you-

wait, what?

[growls]

[screams]

Fail!

She's a monster.

Hmm.

A monster that wants her

own statue apparently...

[gasps]

That gives me an idea.

Stop!

That was my idea!

Hmm...

Cut your hair.

Breathe less.

No floating!

Colonel Bottle.

I have taken

it upon myself,

as perhaps your best student,

you decide,

to immortalize

you with a statue.

Well...

that might just make

you the best student.

Let's see it.

I wanted it to capture

your strength,

your talent and the fact

that you're all BIZZZness.

So I made it

out of bees.

[buzzing]

Oh, and I almost forgot.

I picked these myself

to brighten your day.

[screams]

You are the worst

student ever...

[screams]

Sorry!

It was only the eighth time

I've ever worked with bees!

I heard about

Kirbie's bee statue.

[sighs]

Clearly she is not

the best student, am'i'right?

You have ten seconds

to get to the point

starting at...

three, two--

I made you

a better statue!

Countdown canceled.

It was tricky because

the heaviest part

was your giant brain

but I think you're

new best student, me,

figured out how to

keep it stand...

Uh oh.

We better go!

Ahhh!

[grunting efforts]

[screams]

But Col...

All we wanted to do was-

Col. Bottle,

I am so glad you're okay.

For shame,

Kirbie and Herby.

And what do you want?

Well, as the ultimate

undeniable grand champion

of the universe

of students,

I will now make a statue

that looks exactly like you.

I suppose

an exact likeness

would be acceptable.

Consider it done!

Wait!

[screams]

[muffled groans]

Once this Spray-Crete

Chrysalis sets

"Your body liquefies

allowing it

to drain out

the bottom?"

Oh. Well, that sounds...

Ohhh. Okay.

There's a body

reforming powder that-

"and it's sold

separately".

Look, there's a phone number

to order the reforming powder.

Let the real best student

fix this mess.

Lemme call!



I found the number!

[loud commotion]

Shh! It's ringing.

[man] Spray-Crete Chrysalis

is out of business.

Thanks for calling!

Well the guy at

the garage sale

really should've

mentioned that.

Now we'll never know

who the best student is.

[Skillsworthy]

I think we can answer that,

can't we Col. Cork.

I have to admit it.

At this moment in time,

you three...

are the best students.

Really?



We are?

But Col. Bottle

is a puddle.

I've got an old bottle

of reforming powder

in my garage.

Well why don't

you go get it

while I buy

our best students lunch.

[all cheer]

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