01x16 - Peace, Love & Misunderstanding/Rent-Amigos

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

♪ One, two, three! ♪

[snoring]

[snoring]

Hello, Mr. Kitten.

When did you learn

to drive a car?

[snores]

Oh...

fresh baked cookies.

Can't. Resist.

Guys, guys!

Wake up, wake up!

[screams]

You're not gonna

believe this.

The Ultimate Space

Explorers Club

is expanding

their membership!

[gasps, then hiccups]

Do you guys realize

what a big deal this is?

This only happens

once every ten years!

Exactly my

shower schedule.

All I have to do now is

find an existing member

to sponsor me which, uh,

I think we all know

won't be a problem...

and I'm totally in!

They even give out knockoffs

of the Founder's

one of a kind

Ultimate Explorer's ring

to all new members.

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Sorry, Herbie.

Didn't recognize you

with that big frown.

You're usually so happy.

Ugh, I can't believe

I was rejected

by every member

in the galaxy.

What? Why?

They've all sponsored

someone already.

[sighs]

I'd have better luck

trying to get Zane Willigans

to sponsor me.

Zane who-lligans?

Uh, he's only the club's

glorious founder.

Seriously?

You've never heard of him?

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[narrator] Here we find

ultimate space explorer,

Zane Willigans -

the man who discovered not one,

but three planets

all shaped like buttocks -

showing off his one of a kind

Ultimate Explorer's ring!

Adventure ahoy!

[narrator]

Zane knew he wanted to be

an explorer from

before birth.

Oh, and if anyone has seen him

in the last twenty years,

let us know where

because that would be great.

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Well, I guess

he can't sponsor you.

Unless...

I find him!

If I'm the one to finally

track down Zane,

surely he'll have to

sponsor me

and I'll get

in the club!

We'll catch a ride

the old fashioned way

like Zane used to do

before he built his

trusted steed, Rocket!

Come on guys.

Adventure ahoy!

[hiccups]

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Hangry's?

Ever since they started

offering fingerless gloves

they've attracted

the perfect,

danger loving crowd.

Now, to find

the ultimate driver.

What do ya mean you

don't got fish sticks?

What's Gloria

supposed to eat?

Birds don't eat

hamburgers!

We, uh, have,

uh, cheeseburgers.

[growls]

Hey!

He's perfect. Come on!

What do you want,

pipsqueaks?

A ride?

Please?

We'll do anything!

Fine, then you

have to solve

my most unsolvable

biker riddle.

Lay it on me.

A cowboy walks into

town on Friday,

stays for three days,

then leaves on Friday.

How'd he do it?

Is the answer

give us a ride

or we tell Hangry

you were stealing burgers?

Uh, that'll work.

Let's go.

You didn't have to

jump in, you know.

I was totally

gonna answer...

Oh, his horse's

name was Friday.

Let's get this

over with.

Where are ya headed?

[Herby]

Wherever this last known photo

of Zane Willigans

was taken.

[gasps]

You kids are crazier than

a sock full of sharks

if you think I'm setting boot

on Planet Dreadhorror!

Planet Dread-what?

Rumour has it those who've

landed have never returned.

[gulp]

Like Zane?

It's full of giant creatures,

deadly storms,

and I bet it smells.

A nightmare

I want no part of.

So, uh, you'll just

wait here until we get...

[all scream]

No storms

or giant creatures yet...

If I know Zane,

heh, and I do,

I bet he traveled

in the trees,

branch to branch

to avoid detection.

[Burt]

Or maybe he took this path.

Uh, I was just

about to say that.

Zane would for sure

take this path!

Hey, check this out!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

Let an ultimate space explorer

handle this, huh?

It's Zane Willigan's

Special Explorer ring!

See?

I knew this was

the way he'd go.

What?

Okay fine...

I appreciate your help,

but I have to earn

this sponsorship by myself.

So the next thing

we come across,

let me handle it.

[loud roar]

Yeah, that sounds

good to me.

So, what's the plan, Herby?

Well, uh, we could

always, uh...

Run!

[roars]

Don't worry, guys!

Ahh!

[both scream]

I've said it before

and I'll say it again,

I guess this is goodbye.

Uh, don't worry, guys!

I'll think of something!

[hiccups]

[tickling noises]

[laughs]

Quick!

Up the mountain!

So hungry...

Well, at least

you're something.

Why so sad, Herby?

We survived!

I thought you guys

were gonna let me

handle that

back there?

How am I supposed to be

ultimately exploring

when you keep interfering?

What are you

talking about?

It was, uh,

totally your idea

to climb

this mountain!

Yeah.

It was, wasn't it?

Heh. Huh.

I guess I did

save us, didn't I?

Watch and learn, guys.

This is how an

Ultimate Explorer explores

ultimately-

Whoa!

[both]

Herby!

Herby, are you okay?

[sighs]

That branch isn't gonna hold

for a sigh that long.

Come on!

Herby, reach

out your hand!

[sigh]

What's the point?

I'll never be Ultimate

Explorers Club material.

[gasps]

[all scream]

[all scream]

Where are we?

What's it matter?

We don't even know

the way home

and we're probably

gonna starve.

Hey, what's that?

[gasp]

It's Zane Willigans'

trusty motorcycle, Rocket!

And you totally

saw it first!

Um...

and you recognized it

all by yourself, too!

It clearly hasn't been

flown in a while.

Which can only mean...

[all gasp]

[cackling]

Away with you,

or I'll make you my dinner!

[all scream]

Guys, no!

I'm not letting

some hungry witch

get in the way of me

becoming an Ultimate Explorer.

Adventure Ahoy!

You again?

Get lost

in this magic dust!

[cackle]

[coughs]

That oughta

get rid of you!

Fresh baked cookies.

Can't. Resist.

No! I'm not leaving!

You cannot distract me

with cookies!

Yeah. What he said.

You're starting

to annoy me!

Please,

you don't understand.

I need to find

Zane Willigans.

You have no idea

what we've gone...

Wait.

Where did you get these?

Get what?

It's Zane!



Cat's out of the bag!

[Zane]

What? Did you try the cookies?

Yes.

[Zane]

What about the sparkle dust?

Yup.

[Zane]

Are you in costume?

Not anymore...

I'm Zane's mother.

This is Zane's... house?

Well, there's not

much to explain.

I'd seen it all,

done it all

and realized I'm not

much for the spotlight.

So, I built my

mom this place

and retired

to her basement.

[sigh]

Living the dream.

So Zane,

now that I've found you,

I wanted to ask...

Do you think you can

sponsor me for the club?

Sorry, bud.

Those days are over.

Plus, I'd have to put my address

in the sponsorship form

and I just can't do that.

Oh, I uh...

I understand.

You know, no one has

found me in over years

and I think that's

a way bigger deal

than some

silly sponsorship.

Here, kid,

you earned it.

Your one-of-a-kind

Ultimate Explorer's ring?

I, I...

thank you...

Herby,

are you about to cry?

Yes...

To exploration,

adventure, and ---

Cookies!

Everybody act cool.

We're eight people away

from getting into

the Commander Fist movie.

'Justice has five knuckles!'

Except we're supposed to be

two years older to see it.

What if they catch us?

What if we don't get in?

[scoffs]

With this macho-chin

I never get carded.

We'll get in.

[whirring noise builds]

[cash register bell]

[giggles]

[whirring noise builds]

[cash register bell]

Woohoo!

Uh, hold on there, kiddo.

Everything except

your chin looks

about two years too young.

What?

But my equally

young-looking friends

already have tickets.

It's okay, Herby.

We'll just wait two years

to see the movie.

We will?

Ugh.

No, it's fine.

You guys go.

It's what Commander

Fist would've wanted.

Go on.

Go.

Scooch.

[excited laughter]

[muffled film sound effects]

I think I'll retire

and buy a boat.

No... two!

I think I'll get

a pet monkey.

No... two!

[chuckles]

[both chuckle]

Man.

Grown-ups have it so good.

I wish I could have

a monkey on a boat.

[Mybad]

Tiny sips, my little ones.

This growth formula is rare

and very expensive.

Oh!

Interesting.

[beeps]

[gasp]

Can't be late for movie night.

[chuckles]

[cash register bell]

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Here goes nothin'...

Or something!

Or nothing.

[groan]

Boy, now that was something!

- Hey, Herb.

- How was the movie?

It was awesome!

I mean.

It was okay.

Mediocre.

You know,

you didn't miss much,

uhhh...

Uh, yeah,

there was, uh,

way too much justice.

Not enough ice tigers.

Still, we're sorry you

missed -

WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE?

[gasp]

It worked!

What worked?

Gotta get this back to the lab

before Mybad finds out -

uh, maybe

just one more spritz.

[chuckles]

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[snoring]

[yawns]

Whoa!

Will ya look at that chin wig?

Time to take this puppy

out for a test drive.

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[hearty laugh]

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[whirring]

[needle buzzing]

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[clippers buzzing]

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♪ (Oh baby!) ♪

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Uh, Herby?

It feels like your growth spurt

is happening abnormally fast.

I'd say freakishly

fast.

[attempting deep voice]

Nonsense!

Maybe we should talk

to the school nurse...

or Professor Mybad?

No, don't!

Uh, I mean,

he's busy.

Plus, I'm sure he doesn't

have time

to talk to a bunch

of nosey kids.

But, Mybad LOVES solving

mysteries like this.

Uh-uh-

I said no!

And I'm the adult here.

You know, I think

it's time a hung out

with people my own age.

Don't stay up too late

and brush your teeth before bed.

[distant seagulls cry]

Ahoy there, fellow grown-ups.

Hey, we've never seen

you around before.

Ah, it's nice to talk

to like-minded adults

such as myself.

Are you hiring?

[screams]

Sounds like it.

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Work starts at sunrise tomorrow.

Wow!

My first job...

on a ship!

My first job on a ship, heh.

I'm an adult.

I've worked before.

Hah!

What a jokester.

[coughs]

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[screams]

[splash]

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[winch clacking]

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Come on now, sailor.

The critters aren't

gonna catch themselves!

Who said that?

[screams]

Hey.

You're not the spry

young sailor

we hired ten hours ago...

[foghorn]

What's this place?

It's a bingo hall.

The perfect place for

a retiree like yourself!

[scoffs]

Retiree?

Happy dabbing, mate!

[foghorn]

Who needs those whippersnappers?

What with their

whippin' and snappin'...

Well, well, well,

look-y here.

You must be new

to the gray-borhood.

In reference to

your hair colour.

[exhales sharply]

[gasp]

I'm, uh, new

to being a senior.

How did it happen so fast?

Oh, yep, kinda creeps

up on ya, don't it?

Well, let me

show you around...

It's not so bad after all.

♪ ♪

[bingo caller]

I-eighteen.

B-twenty.

G-thirty-one.

BINGO!

Oh, there ya go!

Top-notch dabbing, Herb!

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[sigh]

Hi!

Has anyone seen our friend?

He's super hairy,

but he looks like a kid

who aged disturbingly fast?

Let me handle this,

Kirbie.

[shouts]

EXCUSE ME!

HAS ANYONE SEEN

OUR FRIEND?

HE'S GRUMPY AND THINKS

HE'S BETTER THAN US!

Hey, sonny!

There's nothing wrong

with our hearing!

- What?

- Huh?

Sorry, come again?

- Did you say some-

- Huh?

- thing?

- Dog says where?

[Leroy]

No, I don't need to pee.

[shouts]

HEY, HERBY.

IT'S ME, BURT.

I said we can hear

you just fine, Kurt!

And it's Herbert now.

Your generation has no

respect for your elders.

You WERE our generation

like two days ago...

Don't you talk back

to me, youngin!

Herby, please let us

take you to a doctor.

There's something's

wrong with you.

I can take care of myself.

I don't need your lazy,

cell phone lovin',

selfie takin',

red licorice eating help.

Now skedaddle so we can

enjoy our dinner in peace!

But, it's two

in the afternoon.

I said good day, sir!

Oy. Kids.

Am I right?

Well, I think you were

a little hard

on those young folks.

Kids today are actually

pretty respectful.

They deliver my papers.

They mow my lawn for free.

[Leroy]

And that's Ethel.

They feed her cats for her.

Yep.

All twelve of them.

[thud, meow]

Wow... really?

Oh, it's true!

You know, Herbert,

I've known these folks

since we were just

little knee-highs.

We called ourselves

the Four Chumigos.

You did?

Oh, you bet!

We always wanted to be adults

until suddenly we were

and, you know,

it wasn't what we expected.

Holding down jobs and

doing taxes and ugh...

back pains.

If only we'd appreciated

our youth when we had it...

fast... fast...

Are you hearing an echo?

I've made a terrible mistake!

Err.

This exit was supposed

to be more dramatic.

[old man]

Hips are the first to go!

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Ugh, I need to tell you

guys something.

I used Mybad's special formula

to try to grow a little

so I could get in to

see Commander Fist.

[sigh]

So THAT's why you

didn't want his help!

Yeah.

But I grew so fast

that I forgot how

awesome being a kid is

and most important,

having best buds like you.

Can you forgive me?

Well, I guess I can't stay

mad at a sweet old man.

Come on.

Let's go see Professor Mybad!

[Mybad]

Oh, drat!

This blasted formula!

My Sonic Growth Formula

won't hold for more

than a few days!

[gasp]

WOO-HOO!

[laughs]

I mean, uh, better

luck next time, sonny.

[whispers]

Guys, I have an idea...

♪ ♪

Get ready to have

your mind blown!

For 'justice has five knuckles'!

[whirring noise builds]

[cash register bell]

[giggles]

[whirring noise builds]

[cash register bell]

Woohoo!

Not you again.

I told ya

you're not old enough!

[gasp]

Yeah!

[chuckles]

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