02x16 - The Collar Caper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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02x16 - The Collar Caper

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- Hi-hoo, hi-hoo!

- Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya!

[laughter]

- Hi. - Hello.

- We made some funny faces.

- [blabbering]

- [giggles]

- Today all the magic words start with the "fff" sound

and this letter,

the letter F.

So we use the words "funny and "faces"

to make funny faces.

- [laughing] Funny faces.

- [blabbering]

- Norville, there'’s a funny face on our house.

- On our house?

Uh-oh.

- We can'’t just leave our house like that.

- Nuh-uh.

- Maybe we should fix all these funny faces.

Wait, "fix."

"Fix" starts with "fff."

[upbeat music]

Fix!

[pop]

both: Phew.

- [laughing]

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

- ♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

- [barks]

- Green sprite.

- Go, Norville.

- Red sprite. - Stop.

- Hi, we'’re playing Red Sprite/Green Sprite

with Libby Light Sprite.

- Hiya.

- We need to reach her before she turns red.

- Here we go.

Green sprite.

- Go!

- Red sprite. - Whoa.

[laughter]

- Wow, she'’s quick.

- Yup.

- We need to go really fast.

- Yeah, really fast.

- Wait a second--"fast."

Today all the magic words start with a "fff" sound

and the letter F.

Does "fast" start with "fff"?

Yeah, it does.

We can make ourselves go fast.

- Fast, huh?

No problem.

Bring it on, Wally.

Green sprite.

- Fast!

[pop]

both: Whoo-hoo!

- Red sprite. - Stop!

- Ah!

- Norville, your collar.

- Oh, no!

- Hurry, let'’s get it.

Green sprite.

- It sunk.

It'’s underwater.

- Underwater?

- We need to get that collar back.

Norville'’s had that collar since he was a puppy.

- Since I was a puppy.

- [blathering]

- Bobgoblin, did you see something fall into the lake?

- Just my fishing line, Wally Trollman.

- [whimpers]

- We'’ll find it, Norville.

Don'’t worry.

- [gasps]

Hortis, I caught a fish.

- Huh?

- Oh-ho-ho, it'’s a big one.

- [panting]

- Here it comes.

A nice big...

boot?

- [gasps]

[howling]

[howls]

- Hortis, you love it.

- [howls]

[sighs]

- Come on, guys, let'’s go find that collar.

Do you see it? - Nuh-uh.

- I don'’t see your collar, Norville.

- Oh, no.

[whimpers]

- Hmm.

We need to go underwater to find it,

but how are we gonna do that?

- I don'’t know.

- [gasps] Wally...

I know a way.

Follow me.

Behold, a bubble bush.

Bubble bushes make huge bubbles that you can ride inside.

They can even go underwater.

- Ooh. - Ooh.

- Great idea, Libby.

We can use that to get your collar, Norville.

- Yeah!

- Okay.

[inhales deeply]

[air whooshing]

- Ooh. - Ooh, bubble.

- And now... into the bubble.

- Whoo-hoo! - We'’re in.

- Now what?

- We run?

[all grunting]

[all shout]

- That didn'’t work.

- Uh-uh.

- Oh, I know.

We blow.

[blows]

[all blowing]

- [groans]

- This will take forever.

- We need another way to make this bubble move.

- Uh-huh.

- Maybe a magic word can help.

Magic stick, give me a word.

[rustling]

Thanks.

Will you help me read this word?

F...an.

F...an.

What word is that?

Yeah, "fan."

Ooh, a fan can blow the bubble and make it move.

Fan!

[pop]

- Whoa! - Oh!

- Whoa-oh-oh.

Quick, Norville,

move the fan so it'’s pointing straight ahead.

- Okay.

- It'’s working.

- Yeah, we can steer the bubble.

The fan can guide it where we want to go.

- Ooh, the fan is like a steering wheel.

- Yeah.

all: Whoa!

- All right, buddy.

Steer us into the water.

- [barks]

all: Here we go!

- Wow. - Wow.

- It worked.

- Amazing.

- We'’re underwater.

Whoa, look at all these fish.

- Hello.

- Wally, I see the collar.

Look.

- [gasps] My collar!

- Good eye, Libby.

Ooh, you can be our lookout.

- That'’s me, Lookout Libby.

And you can be Captain Wally.

- Yeah.

Aye, aye, Captain.

- Aye, aye.

First Mate Norville,

steer the bubble to that collar.

- Okay.

Uh-oh. - Whoa-oh.

[all shouting]

- This bubble is kind of hard to steer underwater.

- [shouting]

[all shouting]

- Now what?

- Too bad we don'’t have fins like that guy.

Then we could move wherever we wanted.

- Wait...fins.

F...ins.

Does "fins" start with a "fff" sound?

Yeah, it does.

Fins.

We can give this bubble some...fins!

[pop]

- Errr-uh.

Ahh.

- It worked, Captain Wally.

- Yeah.

Forward, First Mate Norville.

- Aye, aye, Captain.

- Collar straight ahead, Captain.

- Just a little further.

- Grab Crab.

[all gasp]

Grab Crab!

- Oh, no, it'’s the Grab Crab.

- Ha.

- He loves to grab things.

- My collar!

- Grab Crab.

- After that Grab Crab.

- Grab Crab, Grab Crab, Grab Crab, Grab Crab.

- Nice steering, Norville.

- Thank you.

- Grab Crab, Grab Crab.

Grab Crab?

Uh-oh.

Grab Crab. - Whoa.

- Grab Crab. - Whoa.

- Wuh!

Grab Crab.

Grab Crab.

- Wow, he'’s hard to catch.

- Grab Crab.

- We need something to stop him.

- Uh, uh...

what about a fence?

- F...f...fence.

Is "fence" a magic word today?

Yeah, it is.

"Fence" starts with "fff."

Let'’s trap this Grab Crab with a...fence.

[pop]

- Grab Crab?

- It worked.

- [sadly] Grab Crab.

- We trapped you, Grab Crab.

Now hand over that collar.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, Grab Crab.

Grab Crab!

- Well, that was weird.

He grabbed the fence.

- But he threw the collar.

Where'’d it go?

- It can'’t be far.

Full speed ahead, First Mate Norville.

- Aye, aye, Captain.

- Watch out. - Huh?

- That must be Bobgoblin'’s fishing line.

- Hmm.

- Ooh.

Ah.

Grab Crab.

- Oh, I got something, Hortis.

- Oh?

- [grunting]

It'’s a big one.

Maybe it'’s the other boot.

- [panting]

- Grab Crab!

Grab Crab.

Ooh, Grab Crab. - Ah, ooh!

- Grab Crab. - Hey, put that down.

- Grab Crab. Crab grab. Grab Crab?

Grab Crab! - Hey.

- Grab Crab?

Ooh.

Grab Crab.

- Uh-oh.

- Oh, no.

Grabbedy-grab-grab.

Grab Crab!

- [whimpers]

[blubbering]

- Oh, I know.

You loved that boot.

Don'’t be sad, Hortis.

Bobgoblin will catch something else for you.

- Hmm.

- Nyeh.

- Whoa, where are we?

- I don'’t know.

- It'’s really dark down here.

- No problem, Captain.

I'’ll just shine some light.

- Good work, Lookout Libby.

Now we can see.

Onward, First Mate Norville.

- Aye, aye, Captain.

- Is that a pirate ship?

- Wow.

[chimes tinkle]

- And there'’s your collar, Norville.

- My collar!

Whoo-hoo!

- Aye!

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of slime.

- Arr.

- Who are you?

- We "arr" pirate snails.

You see what I did there?

"Arr," hmm?

- Ooh, that was very nice, sir.

- Aye, we are the most pirate-y pirate snails

that have ever slimed the seven seas.

- Uh-oh.

- Who dares approach our treasure?

- We don'’t want your treasure, sirs.

We just want Norville'’s collar.

So if you could just please hand it over...

- You mean this collar?

- Arr.

You can'’t have it.

- Why not?

- Because we'’re pirates,

and pirates are grumpy.

- That'’s your reason?

- Yup, we'’re grumpy.

All day long, every day of the week.

- Especially Tuesdays.

- Hmph.

- Well, that doesn'’t sound like fun.

- Did you say fun?

Fun?

Never heard of it.

- Yeah, what is that?

- Huh?

- You don'’t know what fun is?

- Oh.

That'’s why you'’re so grumpy.

You'’ve never had fun.

- Well, what is it?

Can you eat it?

- Can you put it on toast?

- What? No.

both: Then what is it?

- Fun is...well, it'’s just fun.

Oh.

A word.

Can you help me read it?

F...un.

F...un.

What word is that?

Oh, yeah.

"Fun."

- Wally, we can use the word "fun"

to show these pirates how to have a good time.

- Good idea, Libby.

Pirates, if we show you how to have fun

and you like it,

will you give us our collar back?

- Well, what do you think?

- I don'’t know.

I suppose we could try to eat it, maybe.

- Hmm, on the other hand...

Ye got yourself a deal.

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Okay, pirates, hold on to your eye patches,

because we'’re going to show you how to have fun.

[all cheering]

♪ So you pirates never have fun ♪

♪ Yeah, I can tell, but

♪ It won'’t take much ♪

♪ You got to come out of your shell ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ Add a disco ball

♪ And a couple of mates

- Me hearties?

both: ♪ And you'’ve got a rockin'’ an underwater dance party ♪

- This party makes me grumpy.

- These lights make me upset.

both: ♪ Arr we, arr we

♪ Arr we having fun yet?

- Not yet.

♪ You'’ll know it when you feel that smile ♪

♪ Come across your face

♪ And you realize there'’s fun all over the place ♪

- Uh-huh.

- ♪ It'’s in you, it'’s in me ♪

- ♪ How can we help you see?

all: ♪ Let'’s have some fun ♪

♪ Let'’s have some fun ♪

- ♪ Let'’s have some ♪

♪ Fun is never far away

♪ If you just play a little

- ♪ Why walk when you can wiggle? ♪

♪ Why frown when you can giggle? ♪

- [giggles]

- ♪ Why stand still

♪ When you can stand on your head? ♪

both: ♪ Don'’t moan and groan, do something fun instead ♪

both: ♪ We'’re about as silly ♪

♪ As a bunch of pirates can get ♪

♪ Arr we, arr we

♪ Arr we having fun yet?

- Getting there.

♪ You'’ll know it when you feel that smile ♪

♪ Come across your face

♪ And you realize there'’s fun all over the place ♪

- Uh-huh.

- ♪ It'’s in you, it'’s in me ♪

- ♪ How can we help you see?

all: ♪ Let'’s have some fun ♪

♪ Let'’s have some fun ♪

- ♪ Shiver me timbers, I think I'’ve got it ♪

♪ This new feeling, how bizarre ♪

all: ♪ Well, are you having fun yet? ♪

all: ♪ Yes, we arr

[together] ♪ Now you feel that smile

♪ Come across your face

♪ And you realize there'’s fun all over the place ♪

all: Ahoy!

[together] ♪ It'’s in you, it'’s in me ♪

- ♪ And now the whole crew can see ♪

all: Aye!

[together] ♪ We'’re having fun ♪

♪ We'’re having fun ♪

both: Arr!

- Yo-ho-ho!

Fun is fun.

Arr.

We'’re gonna have fun every day.

- Even Tuesdays.

- Ye may have your collar.

[all cheering]

- Thanks, pirate snails.

- Arr, you'’re welcome, mateys.

- First Mate Norville,

steer the bubble to your collar.

- Whoo-hoo!

[all gasp]

- It'’s the fishing line.

- Bobgoblin caught the collar.

- Oh, no!

- Don'’t worry, buddy.

We'’ll get it back.

Full fan ahead.

- Oh-ho-ho.

I think Bobgoblin caught something good, Hortis.

- Roo-roo!

- Bobgoblin caught...

A collar?

- [gasps]

Ooh.

[panting]

- You like it? - Uh-huh.

- Here you go, boy.

Try it on.

- [growling]

- Or just do that.

- Captain Wally,

Hortis has Norville'’s collar.

- Oh, no.

- [growling]

[howling]

- [gasps]

He'’s running away with my collar.

- [howling and blathering]

- He is so graceful.

- First Mate Norville,

we need to drive this bubble out of the water

and into the sky.

- Aye, aye.

- And I know just the word to help us.

We need to make this bubble go fast.

Ready?

- Ready. - Ready.

- Fast!

[pop]

[air whistling]

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Look, there'’s Hortis.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Turn around, Norville.

[all shouting]

We missed him. Go back.

- Okay.

- There he is.

- We'’re going too fast.

all: Whoa!

- Huh?

- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.

- [howling]

[all shouting]

- Sit, Hortis. Sit.

- Down, boy, down.

- He'’s not listening.

- We have to get out of here.

Quick, pop the bubble.

[all grunting]

- We need something to pop it with.

- Yeah, like a fork.

Wait a second.

"Fork."

What sound does "fork" start with?

Yes.

"Fork" starts with the "fff" sound.

It'’s a magic word.

Wallykazam, Wallykazork.

Let'’s get out of this bubble

with a nice pointy fork.

Here we go.

[pop]

It worked.

[all shouting]

You know, you guys all fly.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Hortis.

Oh, my sweet, gentle Hortis, are you okay?

- Uh-huh.

[sighs]

- He'’s okay!

- Hortis, that collar belongs to Norville.

- Huh?

- See?

It even has an N on it, for Norville.

He'’s had it since he was a puppy.

Tell him, Norville.

- Yeah.

Had it since I was a puppy.

- Oh.

- That'’s why we chased you up there with the bubble,

and then the whole thing happened with the pirate snails,

and then we-- I just wanted my collar back.

- Oh.

- Thanks, Hortis.

Here you go, buddy.

- My collar!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ I got my collar

♪ I got my collar

♪ I got my collar back

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- I think he'’s pretty happy to have his collar back.

- Yeah, he'’s having fun.

- Arr!

Did somebody say "fun"?

- We'’re still going!

[together] ♪ Now you feel that smile

♪ Come across your face

♪ And you realize there'’s fun all over the place ♪

- Uh-huh.

[together] ♪ It'’s in you, it'’s in me ♪

♪ And now we all can see

- Aye!

[together] ♪ We'’re having fun ♪

♪ We'’re having fun, we'’re having fun ♪

- Can you believe it?

We went underwater in a bubble and got Norville'’s collar back.

- Hortis! - Yeah?

- I caught you something.

It'’s a tuna.

- Tuna?

- Fish sandwich on toast with a pickle.

- [gasps]

[munching]

[laughter]

- And now a message for dragons.

Norville has a message for all you dragons out there.

- Uh-huh.

- But if you'’re not a dragon,

I'’ll tell you what he'’s saying.

Go ahead, Norville.

- All right.

I'’m going to tell you how to bury a dragon biscuit.

- Today Norville is going to tell you all

how to bury a dragon biscuit.

- First, you get a dragon biscuit.

- First, you get a dragon biscuit.

- Then you dig a hole.

- Next, you dig a hole.

- Now, while you'’re digging,

make sure nobody is watching.

- While you'’re digging, make sure nobody is watching.

- Last, you drop the dragon biscuit in the hole

and cover it up.

- Last, you drop the dragon biscuit in the hole

and cover it up.

And that'’s how you bury a dragon biscuit.

- [grunting] - Norville?

- Time to eat the biscuit.

- Oh, it'’s time to eat the biscuit.

- Mm-hmm.

- I guess he couldn'’t wait.

- [munching]

- [giggling] - Mmm-mmm-mmm.

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

all: ♪ Ba-bah - Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- Wallykazam!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - What?

all: ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪
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