- Aah!
Damn bloody--
[speaking Swedish]
I'm not having this!
How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
You're about to watch me get the
absolute sh*t scared out of me.
[overlapping screaming]
Why did I do this?
This show takes
what I already do,
getting scared of horror games,
but taking it
to the next level,
a really f*cked-up level.
Okay, bros.
Oh, my God! Oh, no!
So if you love watching me
get scared shitless...
Let me out!
You're gonna love
"Scare PewDiePie."
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
[door buzzer]
- Buzz us.
Buzz us.
No, it's not working.
- If you want us to leave,
you have to say
the magic phrase.
- But not bananas.
- He can't open that door.
- No, we must get
this door open.
- [grunts]
Okay.
- I got you.
I got you.
Right here.
- f*ck you.
Okay.
Oh, sh*t, that's not stable.
- Want to get on my shoulders?
- How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
Special parkour edition today,
obviously.
- You are gonna do the most
exciting game play ever.
- Ever?
- Ever!
- Okay, what?
- Are you ready?
- Yes, tell me!
- Are you exci--
are you excited?
- Yes!
- Okay, we're going
to an office, all right?
- Yes.
- And you are gonna answer
fan mail to your fans.
If I had a microphone,
I would--it would drop.
It--boom!
All right, let's go.
I think we've talked enough.
- Okay, cool.
♪ ♪
The show is called
"Scare PewDiePie," right?
It's more like
"Mind-f*ck PewDiePie."
I don't even know what's real
or not anymore.
♪ ♪
Is this the office?
- This is the office.
- Thank you.
Great.
- Oh, okay.
- Hmm.
Already late.
Little bit suspicious.
- Ta-da!
- Oh, you weren't lying.
What the--what?
This is--
this is very spot on.
- That's your seat.
- "Felix Q&A."
- Yeah, sit here.
- Here?
- Yeah.
- This is my chair?
- That's your chair.
- Okay.
- Felix, your fans are
a big part of who you are.
- Yes.
- And so what we have done
is we've collected
some fan questions.
- Okay.
- Okay?
And we would love for you
to read the questions
and answer them.
- That's it?
No tricks?
- No tricks.
- Promise?
- Promise.
Are you ready to begin your Q&A?
- Yes.
Yes, I'm ready.
- We're gonna go sh**t
some sh*ts of the van.
Jacob, let's go.
- You don't like the Q&A, Damon?
- I have no interest.
Bye.
Let's go out the front, guys.
- How's it going, bros?
This is PewDiePie.
Welcome to "Felix Q&A."
- Oh, my God, you've just
messed it up on the--
- No, no, they're fine.
- That's our camera.
- Shh! It's fine.
Let's do this.
First question...
Good name.
You did it.
Are you trying to start a fire
on my desk?
people thought this
was a good idea.
That's interesting.
It's hard to read because
there's so many comments.
Some videos have literally
thousands of comments,
and I can't read all of them,
so that's hard.
What the f*ck?
- Hold on.
Yeah, the lights just went out
in here.
Hello?
- Great.
- Damon!
The light--
- Sorry. Up.
- All right.
Jeez.
Just read the last one.
I'm gonna go get you a water.
- Yeah, that's 'cause it was--
you kind of stumbled over it.
- Okay.
Pimp man yo...
Uh, not--
it's not--
it's as hard as it is for you
as it is for me.
I don't know what to tell you.
But he has a bright idea for me.
I should put all
the bad comments
in a folder on my desk
and light them on fire.
That sounds like
a terrible idea, Pimp man yo.
I don't--Pimp man yo, you need
to chill out, all right?
This f*cking light needs
to chill out too.
f*ck.
Guys?
[loud bang]
[speaking Swedish]
[creepy music]
Hello?
- Felix...
- Oh, f*cking--
- Come out into the hall.
Play the quiet game with me.
- Oh, my God.
- You will find a helmet
and a lantern.
To win, you will have to stop
yourself from screaming.
- Ugh.
♪ ♪
Oh, my God.
- There's a camera with
a microphone on the lantern.
Do you see it?
- I see it.
- If you scream
above decibels,
you get a strike.
Three strikes and you're out.
Pay attention!
- Oh, sorry.
I just kissed you.
What the f*ck?
What?
- If you fail two levels...
- Yes?
- You must face
the ultimate trial.
- No!
- Are you ready to play
the quiet game?
- No, I'm not!
- Are you ready
to master death?
- Not--what?
- There's only one way out.
- Where?
- Punch your way through
the vortex.
- Punch my way?
Are you serious?
- They're coming behind you.
- What?
- I suggest you move.
- Here?
[vortex buzzes]
No!
Okay.
Okay, bros,
I'm doing this for you!
All right, where do I go?
- You need to keep
your voice down
to pass this trial.
- Okay.
Oh, what the f*ck?
Okay, this is really
f*cking creepy.
Oh, what the f*ck?
[woman sobbing]
Oh, God, more--
more crying ladies.
Okay, great.
[woman sobbing]
Okay, I'm sorry.
Is that Kevin?
'Cause I don't care
if it's Kevin.
[woman sobbing]
This is a weird-ass maze, dude.
Okay, I did it.
Okay, I did it.
Okay.
[indistinct whispers]
What?
What is going on?
I don't like this, man.
- Remember, you have
three strikes in this maze...
so keep quiet.
- Okay, it's gonna be fine.
It's fine.
It's just a maze.
- Ah!
- Aah!
Damn bloody--
[speaking Swedish]
[buzzer]
- That was strike one.
- Okay, I'm not sure if I want
to go in there anymore.
- Keep quiet.
- Okay, I'm trying.
There's this f*cking guy.
- There's more behind you
than in front.
- Oh, for f*ck's sake.
No! No!
- Aah!
- No!
Can you stop?
[buzzer]
No! No, no, no!
No! No! No! No!
♪ ♪
Not cool, all right?
How will I keep moving?
Oh, thanks.
[ghostly scream]
Oh, no!
f*ck you!
f*ck you!
No, no, no!
Stop this f*cking bullshit!
Okay, f*ck this maze.
f*ck--aah!
Oh, my God!
[buzzer]
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay!
Ah, okay.
I'm out.
I'm almost out.
How long does this go?
Stupid maze!
Okay, I got this.
I see some light.
[gasps]
Yes!
Bro--what?
What the f*ck is this?
What?
Why am I here?
Guys, this--
I don't appreciate this.
[loud boom]
No!
Hey, how's it going?
Uh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
- Welcome to your funeral.
- What the f*ck?
Yeah, no.
- You failed your first trial.
- No, this is why
I wear a helmet.
- Step into your coffin.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Close the door.
- What the f*ck?
Okay.
Uh, see you on the other side.
Okay, this is great.
[coffin creaks]
What the f*ck?
No!
No! No!
Why did I do this?
Why?
Oh, f*ck!
Okay, aah!
Let me out!
Let me out!
[thuds hitting coffin]
Oh!
♪ ♪
[woman screaming]
Okay, okay, all right.
This--this is jammed.
Yeah, okay.
[woman screaming]
Oh, f*cking hell.
[woman screaming]
Stop!
Oh...
[thuds hitting coffin]
f*cking hell.
Okay, all right, this sucks!
I want to go home now!
[woman screaming]
So glad I did this.
So glad I signed up
for this f*cking sh*t.
♪ ♪
- Welcome to your next trial,
the meat locker.
- That's a door.
- Once you open the door,
you'll have three more strikes.
Don't go above decibels...
- Okay.
- Or else.
- Oh, what the f*ck?
[buzzer]
- And that was strike one.
- Oh, what the--hello?
- Keep quiet!
- Oh, f*cking hell.
Oh, Jesus f*cking Christ.
Oh, this is great.
This is just great,
isn't it?
Ugh!
Jeez!
Why did I wear a white T-shirt?
- Aah!
- Aah! Stop!
Not--okay! Okay!
Okay, all right!
All right, jeez!
What?
- Aah!
- [shudders]
- Aah!
- Okay! Oh, my God!
Okay!
Ooh, f*ck this so f*cking hard!
Okay! Okay! Aah!
[buzzer]
They're gonna get me!
[screams]
[gasps]
[speaking Swedish]
f*ck.
Okay, okay.
I'm going.
[gasps]
Now, what the f*ck?
- That was strike three.
♪ ♪
- Jesus!
Aah!
Great little dungeon
you got here.
- [screams]
- Oh, f*cking hell!
Okay, okay, okay,
just gonna go.
Yes, this way.
Yes!
YouTube!
Oh, for f*ck's sake, what is--
okay, okay.
What the f*ck is this?
What the f*ck?
When does it end?
- Felix, lay on your back.
You have failed
your second trial.
You must now face
the hardest trial of all.
♪ ♪
Felix?
- Uh-huh?
- I'd like you to come
to the basement.
- Um, I would not like
to come to the basement.
[screams]
Oh, what the f*ck?
f*ck you!
Aah! Oh!
Oh, this is not cool, man!
Are you kidding me right now?
[screams]
f*cking hell.
I can't.
f*cking actually--okay!
♪ ♪
This has gone too f*cking far!
[bell dings]
- Felix, it's time
to play doctor.
♪ ♪
- But I was enjoying it
so much down there.
Aww!
♪ ♪
What the f*ck?
Why is there blood on me?
Okay, great.
This is real nice.
Very nice.
- Be careful getting out.
- I'm so done.
God.
Oh, f*ck it, man.
♪ ♪
Hey there.
Great.
This is my favorite day, guys.
Just f*cking fantastic.
Jesus.
- There are tools to operate.
Do you see them next to you
on your left?
- Um, yes, I do.
- You need to put one
of the tools in your right hand
and one in your left.
- All right, fine.
This is f*cked up.
Okay.
[laughs]
I got the red one
and the gray one.
- Now pay attention.
Inside the body cavity,
there is a key.
A key will get you out
of this trial.
But to find the key,
you must remove the organs
one at a time.
- Oh, come on.
That's disgusting.
- If you hit the bones,
there will be a penalty.
- If I hit bones?
Hasn't there been penalties
enough?
- The surgery starts now.
[creepy dubstep music blaring]
- [speaking Swedish]
What?
Okay, this is not dubstep.
Okay, okay, okay!
All right!
Yes, yes.
♪ ♪
Okay, I'm going for this thing!
Ugh!
[electricity buzzes]
[screams]
Are you f*cking kidding me?
I did not hit a bone!
[woman screams]
♪ ♪
Just a regular Tuesday.
♪ ♪
And I can't f*cking hear
'cause it's f*cking--
[electricity buzzes]
[screams]
f*ck you!
Jesus Christ!
♪ ♪
[woman screaming]
[electricity buzzes]
Ah!
f*cking f*ck!
What did I do?
Jesus!
♪ ♪
I found it!
I don't need these.
[music stops]
Yes!
Why didn't you tell me to go
in the thing?
- You did well.
- Thank you.
- Now pay attention.
Stand right where you are.
You have a key.
There are many doors
to the morgue on the wall.
- Oh, come on.
- Hopefully you can find
the door
that opens with that key.
You have seconds.
- Oh, come on!
[clock ticking]
I'm just gonna go with--
not having any luck.
[knocking on morgue doors]
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay, okay,
I can't f*cking see anything!
What the f*ck is this?
- Dude, what's up, man?
Where did you go?
We were waiting on you.
Want a pretzel?
What happened?
Where'd you go?
- [muttering]
- What's wrong with you?
Are you upset?
- You were gonna
get me a water.
Where's my water?
- Right here, man.
So the Internet's not working,
I guess,
and so the Q&A is gonna--
is busted.
So we're just gonna go home,
I guess.
Why do you have a helmet on?
- Look at my f*cking back.
- Let me go grab you another
shirt--I'll be right back.
- I wouldn't go in there
if I were you, but--
- I'll be right back.
- It's f*cking f*cked up,
all right?
I just want to enjoy a pretzel
and some water.
- Aah!
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Guys, this is not--
all right, I'm gonna go.
Been great.
See you guys tomorrow.
- [screams]
- Oh, no!
Oh, come on!
This is--okay.
Wait, I'm pretty sure
I did it, all right?
I'm pretty sure I can stop!
Please, can we--no.
I'm done--I'm--
would you like a pretzel?
Here.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
All right.
All right, all right,
all right.
And another game play done.
- So are you having fun?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Every day
on this f*cking show
is just the weirdest day
I've experienced.
But I did it,
and that was another wrap.
So thank you for watching
this one,
and I'll see you hopefully
in the next one.
Brofist bump.
No! No!
Why?
Oh, f*ck--okay, aah!
[woman screaming]
Okay, all right.
I want to go home now!
[woman screaming]
Oh, my God.
01x04 - Time To Die Mr. Pie
PewDiePie encounters terrifying situations and sets inspired by his favorite survival horror video games he previously played on his YouTube channel. (Thanks for the shout-out PewDiePie! We appreciate it!! 
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