01x02 - The Cat That Couldn't Miaow

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now he's got four feet

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we are now flying at an altitude of 600

feet and visibility is good the city can

be a scary place especially when you're

a boy trapped in the skin of a cat

a cat can survive him by the skin of his

teeth

and thanks mr hueber

i thought blacky's g*ng was the coolest

thing on 12 feet

and i wanted to be part of it

where are you going fellas we're going

to sharpen our claws down at the

furniture store

can i come

you

nah kid you're not tough enough

i am so

you're about as soft as a melted

marshmallow

i'll show you how tough i am

billy do be careful come on mr hubert

don't you want to be in black as g*ng i

think not the huberts have always been

rugged individuals lone wolves who've

never sought the approval of their peers

rebels do that yes or no

no

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hey blacky

there's a little marshmallow on our tail

yeah not for long isn't it

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really needs a permanent minder

hey

stop

that always

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hey guys looks like company just dropped

in

yeah and we hate company right

right

the golden statue of the cat goddess

basket is priceless

priceless i need two professionals i can

trust to steal it against my better

judgment i have chosen you yeah get into

the museum for your breeze

i only hope for your sakes it is

yeah their brain isn't broad that's

what's needed in a job like this

how very true

that's why i'm sending santa for with

you

he's got more brains than the two of you

put together you'll make sure they do as

they're told won't you

my sweet

hi fellas i don't want any trouble okay

well you shouldn't have come into our

anything you should yeah you're really i

didn't know this alley just isn't big

enough for the both of us that's right

why there isn't even any room to swing a

cat i bet there is oh no way

why don't we try it and see

all right all right all right all right

look i'm leaving nice

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oh

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looks like we got company

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now billy that's how you deal with mice

no match for a mouse huh yeah you get

beaten by a spider call yourself a cat

no

i'm not a cat i'm a boy

yeah kitties yeah

that lady's here let's eat

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give me a bite

it's the early cat that catches the fish

here now now ask for it nicely

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just meow and she'll give it to you go

on go see me out

meow

that was easier said than done

i'd never me out in my life

me

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sounds like a chicken

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this is the new find from the excavation

at bubasti

isn't she the most beautiful cat you've

ever seen

present company accepted greedy but keep

an eye on the statue arthur uh right now

sir

if you

value your job

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don't you worry queenie this place is

safer than fort knox

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once not so long ago no one messed with

billy the boy

back then i was a boy with ten toes of

terror

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you nervous

me neither

but but what about the museum's burglar

alone remember what the bus said said

don't be alarmed about the alarms

belongs we'll b*at this sound it'll go

like a charm

and no one will get harmed

yeah yeah whatever now shut up then

is it too late to uh back out

you heard it

yeah okay now we wait without closing

them

will you let that cat out i can't hear

myself

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potato chips and chocolate chip cookies

and enough forever i'll take those

oh

you know that's hardly fair my colleague

and i were here first yeah

didn't you hate to find these keepers

haven't you heard of survival of this

really this is outrageous yeah you won't

get away with this you dare to defy me

why you bullying

yes

you but don't it's not worth it remember

it's a jungle out there and i'm

king of it

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jumbo

tower permission

they did i'd i'd mull them i'd maim them

i'd tell them

you're not a lion are you you're a cat

but i'm not a cat i'm a boy

you can't be a boy

boys are tough

billy billy

uh-oh here comes a real cat

cheer up billy

something's wrong isn't it

wanna tell me about it

no that's okay i know already everyone's

talking about you they are

oh no

come on billy i've got something to show

you what is a solid gold cat

hurry up we're just about to close

just like the boss said

cares what the others think

i like you just the way you are you do

yeah you're

different i'm different all right i'm a

boy

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oh

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oh yes smart guy

i could have just hit him with this arm

like taking candy

from a baby

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queenie shut your eyes

just do it

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oh sweetie it's you

i could have sworn i heard the sound of

breaking glass

oh my glory look at this

this is terrible now arthur will lose

his job arthur he looks after me he

looks after the statue too then we'll

have to look after him

i'm going after him

no billy it's too dangerous i've got to

also blackie i made the skin of a cat

but i got the heart of a lion

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i'll show them all i'm no

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heading north on the ring road heading

north on the ring road

what's a ring road and besides that

what's north

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billy

billy come on now don't be silly billy

come on billy it's getting dark

everyone's very sorry they laughed at

you no we're not stay up and freeze fur

brain

mr hilberg

hey now that's a funny way for a cat to

travel i told you i'm not a cat

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what was that

didn't anyone

tell my friends the cats tell them where

i am

this is where i saw him last now all we

need to know is what a ring road is a

simple matter of deduction we all know

what a road is the ring is something

that is worn on a human's finger so we

need to find a road that you can put

around a finger aha a pigeon

an amusing diversion billy's gone and

you want to chase pigeons

feline nature idea

now stop that i found your pal billy

stop it mr hubert i want to hear this i

know where he is

just follow me oh i like that just

follow me he says

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hey we did it

we did it we really did it

right on time gentlemen your punctuality

does you credit i let myself in i hope

you don't mind

do you have the statue

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excellent

do you know gentlemen that the egyptians

worshipped cats uh yeah it's uh very

interesting

do we get paid now

this was their

goddess check the cash will be fine

here's your cut give me that hey you get

your hands on that why it's cycling some

for the secret of incalculable wealth

eh inside this statuette is a papyrus

document that is laid hidden since this

cat was first made have you any idea

what that is

uh the guarantee the guarantee of gold

beyond the dreams of everest

i don't get it no

but i do

i have the secret of the alchemists of

the upper nile

the secret of turning cats

into gold

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and that's why you got us to steal the

cat from your own museum huh correct and

who would the finger of suspicion point

to

um it's puzzling to me um i could give a

guess if you want it

i would say um i don't know

the night watchman

i almost feel sorry for the poor wretch

almost there i'll be starting my descent

in three minutes please ensure that your

seat backs are in an upright position

i thought i'd find the stolen cat in the

crook store

i found a cat all right

sanctifier

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if i had we'd never got here now that we

are here how are we going to get inside

we could scale the drain pipe hand over

hand in a hot stopping ascent we could

hurl our shoulders against the door and

batter it down with sheer brute strength

we could why don't we just go through

here

right there

it's dangerous i know foolish reckless

devil may care but sometimes the cat's

gotta do what the cat's gotta do for

crying out loud mr hubert come on

i'm no feet not like a company

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is what is required yeah

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i feel like going up there who can say

perhaps

because it's there

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what goes up

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be careful

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grass

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billy speak to me are you all right

that fault certainly knocked a bit of

sense into me

why had i been running away from trouble

all this time

okay

so i was covered in burning but i was

still the same old billy wasn't i and as

the pigeon said

boys are tough

really

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what's he doing not me

you really are a glutton for punishment

aren't you

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how did you learn how to do that

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coming and going at all times of the day

and night they've asked for it this time

hello police i want to report a

disturbance

what's that racket downstairs it'll be

safe if uh go and see what's happening

he'll wake the whole neighborhood

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well now he's going done

leave this to me

yes

good evening sir

this your house

yes sir no i'm visiting is it yes or is

it no sir you see we've had complaints

about the noise

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whilst i deplore the vandalism of such a

wonderful work of art i can say only one

thing billy

you're a hero come on mr hubert let's go

and sort out the others

sir you could just keep down the noise

bear in mind what i said sir quick billy

do something

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well well sir

what have we got here

it's just a doorstop

oh

a solid gold doorstop

if there are the felons officer they

stole the statuette i knew nothing about

it hey you helped us do it i did no such

thing there you did too you little liar

you are all under arrest

hmm good riddance to bad rubbish i think

we've seen the last of him

thanks to billy and billy help foiled

around me he most certainly did and find

a missing statue and b*at sanctifier he

must be one tough abby cat

welcome to the game

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if you like

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now he's got four feet

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we are now flying at an altitude of 600

feet and visibility is good the city can

be a scary place especially when you're

a boy trapped in the skin of a cat

a cat can survive him by the skin of his

teeth

and thanks mr huber

i thought blacky's g*ng was the coolest

thing on 12 feet

and i wanted to be part of it

where are you going fellas we're going

to sharpen our claws down at the

furniture store

we got claws

can i come

you

nah kid you're not tough enough

i am so

you're about as as a melted

marshmallow

i'll show you how tough i am

billy do be careful come on mr hubert

don't you want to be in black as g*ng i

think not the huberts have always been

rugged individualists lone wolves who've

never sought the approval of their peers

rebels is that yes or no

no

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hey blacky

there's a little marshmallow on our pail

yeah not for long he isn't

[Music]

billy needs a permanent minder

hey

stop that

remember that

always

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

hey guys looks like company just dropped

in

yeah and we hate company right

right

the golden statue of the cat goddess

basket is priceless

priceless i need two professionals i can

trust to steal it against my better

judgment i have chosen you

i only hope for your sakes it is

yeah their brain isn't brawn that's

what's needed in a job like this

how very true

that's why i'm sending santa fe with you

he's got more brains than the two of you

put together you'll make sure they do as

they're told won't you

my sweet

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hi fellas i don't want any trouble okay

well you shouldn't have come into our

anything should you

really i didn't know this alley just

isn't big enough for the both of us

that's right why there isn't even any

room to swing that time i bet there is

oh no way

why don't we try it and see

all right all right all right all right

look i'm leaving nice

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