01x01 - Billy Becomes a Cat

[bunniefuu]

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every day

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is

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spoilers up

touchdown control

whoa

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b*at it

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does that rock

it's a lot of fun being a cat but

sometimes i wish i was a boy again

it was so long ago i hardly remember

get it

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just a minute

hey let go get off me

will that be cash or charge

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hey

come back

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what's all this commotion dandelion

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oh that poor frightened creature

you're right my dear dandelion we must

teach that boy

a lesson

gotcha

don't you want to go over the wall

it's a small step for a man but it's a

long way for a cat stop

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you will pay for the way you behave

yeah

you should pay for a new wardrobe you

wouldn't be so cruel if you knew what it

was to live in an animal's skin

hey that sounds cool

go ahead big sh*t turn me into a

powerful tiger no school stay up late at

night it'd be a blast

so

be it

what the

hey

what's going on hey

come back i was only kidding

can't you take a joke okay

time to turn me back

hey rick joe

you'll never believe what's happened

look at this weirdo

let's get them

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this cat can't meow to save his life

but who's talking about saving his life

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i didn't get

why couldn't they understand me

how could they do this to me

hey

you're kitty kitty

there i was a boy in the skin of a cat i

thought i must be dreaming

wake up

wake up

but it wasn't a dream

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billy

billy billy

billy joe have you seen billy he was

here earlier but we lost him oh i mean

we got

held up

yeah

helping an old lady across the road

[Laughter]

well if you see him will you please tell

him to come home he's not usually late

for lunch

well dandelion it seems we have upset

the balance of nature not to mention the

mother of that wicked boy

that poor woman deserves a kinder more

obedient son

someone like you

there's only one thing for it

dandelion

how would you like to become

a boy

i was called

i was wet

i was worried

i didn't want to be a cat

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you woke me from my afternoon nap

bozo

you have any idea how much i like my

beauty sleep with a mug like that you

should get more of it

oops

i get my paws on you fuzzball your

dinner

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interesting when an irresistible force

meets an immovable object it appears

something's got to give something's got

to give

something's got to give

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wow

that was close

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and what is that

oh no

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surprise surprise

it seems our young stranger has a talent

for being in the wrong place at the

wrong time

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[Applause]

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come on out fur brain

haven't you heard

in this world it's dog eat cat

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wow

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um

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if i ever get out of this i promise to

wash behind my ears and eat my greens

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saved by a whisker young friend

thanks

who are you

i sir and mr hubert but you can call me

what my friends call me

what's that

mr hubert

and who are you

billy follow me billy

i hope you're hungry billy

wonderful wonderful billy come join me

for this treat

look at this spilling yeah

you're not gonna eat that are you

yes indeed with relish

i wouldn't even eat that with ketchup

oh this is most delicious billy

here

i can't eat that

why ever not you see mr hubert

i'm not really a cat

i'm a boy i knew it the moment i saw you

i said that is a boy

when i was young i fancied i was a

carrier pigeon

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imagine that being flying cat food

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here billy you will find the finest food

in town

come on

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what's it to be billy roast beef

tandoori chicken masala

trifle my

a cat who likes trifle

unbelievable

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my home billy a 54 cadillac eldorado

series 75 can you smell the scented oils

of motor city mechanisms

you live in a car

a car

it is a temple a palace a pavilion of a

posted pleasure with the most

magnificent view in the city

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prepare yourself to see upholstery

that'll take your breath away

what

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you've feathered felon this is private

property

don't eat them mr hubert please

you'll get feathers all over your

upholstery

thank you my little friend you will go

down in aviation history

quick thinking billy one should never

eat messy snacks in a classic automobile

it's getting late i had to go home now

but i haven't even shown you the gear

shift yet or all the overhead cams or

who the spark plugs are please

some other time perhaps

well goodbye

but i don't know where i am

don't be foolish you're a cat just

follow your nose

please help me mr hubert please well

it's most obvious i won't get any rest

until you've gone

thank you mr hubert well now uh describe

your neighborhood

there you are you know i have been

looking for you everywhere

how far is it now

don't be impatient billy relax enjoy the

sparkling vista

ah isn't it beautiful a cat's eye view

of the world

humans never left their eyes from the

street they miss all of this

it's

it's

brilliant

but i have to get home point it out to

me billy and we shall go there forth

with

there it is there

not bad billy you could do worse much

worse looks warm and well provisioned

so come on

we'll get something to eat my thoughts

exactly let's continue

are you sure this is your home

yeah of course come on

i can hardly believe it

perhaps billy i should leave you here

thanks mr hubert

for everything goodbye my friend

good luck

for a cat mr hubert you're a real

gentleman

so there i was home at last

but how was i gonna get in i couldn't

even reach the doorbell

what's that

what a sweet little cat

mr hubert your nose does not deceive you

that smell can only mean one thing

dog

and no cat in his right mind lives in a

house with a dog

there's a good

yeah

hey put me down

now be very very quiet

we don't want mom to see you what are we

gonna do brian i've never known billy to

be this affectionate before

and obedient he's been drinking all his

milk it's scary

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marie where are you going

it was then that the truth dawned on me

i hadn't just been changed into a cat

i'd swap places with one

marie

what do you got there

just something i found

show me what it is this instant

oh i i i

oh i might have known

oh

can't i keep it now marie you know your

mother's allergic to cats take it away

quick

poor

come and have a bowl of milk

there you are

a lovely bowl of milk go on drink it up

like a good

i don't like milk i never have and i

never will

drink up your milk punk every cat

deserves a last meal

but sausage it's me billy

now i've heard it all a cat with

delusions hey don't worry furball i'll

soon put you out of your misery

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sausages

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what is the capital

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there he is

little pet

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ah what it is to be welcomed

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i'll be back

i'm gonna call the proper authorities

but daddy

he's just

don't argue

yes sir

on your feet

you sir have the intelligence of a fire

hydrant

what agility run billy

and now a real test of athleticism

get it

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mr hubert mr hubert

if you could see your way clear to let

me go it would be my pleasure to

introduce you to the finest dining the

city has to offer

you'll really dig your next home

you sir are a scoundrel and

hey sausage you dumb mutt wanna come out

and play

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i always thought sausage was smarter

than that

it's no use billy

not a snap this is one of my old school

locks

16

10 what was it

3

26 no that's not it

you've come to take the cat

what was that number

something to do with

with my birthday that's it my birthday

remarkable billy

let's move

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uh

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yeah all right we did it

you know mr hebert i think i could get

to like being a cat

you're quite a cat billy you saved my

life

oh it's a fine life billy fresh air fine

living and wide open spaces

oh to be a fur covered quadruped now

that april's here doesn't that make you

proud to belong to the cat family billy

just think we're brothers to the tawny

main king of the jungle the tiger tiger

burning bright the fleet-footed cheetah

billy

billy are you listening

billy

billy

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[Applause]

oh

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me

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spoilers up

touchdown control

whoa

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b*at it

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does that rock

it's a lot of fun being a cat but

sometimes i wish i was a boy again

it was so long ago i hardly remember

[Music]

just a minute

hey let go get off me

will that be cash or charge

[Music]

hey

come back

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what's all this commotion dandelion

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oh that poor frightened creature

you're right my dear dandelion we must

teach that boy

a lesson

gotcha

don't you want to go over the wall

it's a small step for a man but it's a

long way for a cat stop

[Music]

you will pay for the way you behave

yeah

you should pay for a new wardrobe you

wouldn't be so cruel if you knew what it

was to live in an animal's skin

hey that sounds cool

go ahead big sh*t turn me into a

powerful tiger no school stay up late at

night it'd be a blast

so

be it

what

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hey what's going on hey

come back i was only kidding

can't you take a joke okay

time to turn me back

hey rick joe

you'll never believe what's happened

look at this weirdo

let's get him