♪
Excuse me, coming through.
Looking foxy for an older chick.
[Patting]
Ooh, Harold!
And, action!
.Hello, fans of extreme skating
Today, I will be executing a
tasty, front nose, rail slide
down the escalator.
Followed by a melon , if I
don't k*ll myself.
"Jude, has this ever been
attempted at the mall before?"
No Jude, it hasn't.
[Chuckling]
"Then we're in for a treat."
Yes, Jude, we are.
[Chuckling]
♪ [Rock music blasting]
Groovy.
[Hollering]
Huh?
[Laughing]
Could someone please press the
emergency stop?
[Thumping]
Hmm.
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
[Laughing]
You're a Taurus, right?
You know it!
You mess with the bull, you get
the horns.
Know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, there's some kind of
bull at this table.
Got that right.
Want to be my matador?
I think I'll pass.
Okay, Taurus.
"A compliment to a friend could
lead to great things.
Look for new job opportunities."
A new job?
Boo-yah!
You hear that?
Wow, another job.
Another brilliant way to get
fired.
Oh, this astrologer is really
good.
Actually, she predicted that
I should never date a Taurus,
ever.
Very wise, and, may I say,
you are looking exceptionally
fine, today.
Oh, brother.
And may I say, you're looking
very fine today, too.
For you, anyway.
Get out of my face.
Ow!
Way to put the horror in
horoscope.
Are you looking for a job?
I am, and, may I say Jen,
you are looking exceptionally
fine today.
Save it.
Coach Halder is reorganizing the
stockroom and we could use some
part-timers.
Will heavy lifting be
involved?
Just moving boxes and stuff.
Yeah, Jen, see, lifting
things violates my religion.
Jonesy worships at the temple
of external slack.
Just trying to help you out.
I better go, break is over.
Yeah, I should get back to
work, too.
I have to dust all the lemons.
You dust the lemons?
Business has been slow.
Gotta bounce, later.
See ya.
Khaki Barn's having their
annual "Look Like Everyone Else"
sale this week.
So?
So, nothing.
I just heard the Clone Queen
saying she was looking for an
extra part-timer.
Heavy lifting?
Not that I do.
It pretty much just folding
sweaters.
Cool, but I don't know how to
fold sweaters.
I could give you a crash
course, after we close.
I don't know.
You and I working together.
Well, you know, don't come if
you don't want to.
No biggie.
No, I'll be there.
Cool.
Cool.
♪ [Rock music blasting]
Whoa!
[Groaning]
How's it going?
Are you okay?
Awesome.
Can you help me up?
Ow, ow, ow.
Speaking of pain, I've got to
get back to the Tacky Barn.
See ya after work.
Check it out, Nikki setting
me up with a gig at the Khaki
Barn.
Awesome.
But, dig this, you know what
Nikki said when I told her I
didn't know how to fold
sweaters?
They have a sweater folding
machine?
No, she said--
Hold on, a sweater folding
machine?
What are you six?
Dude, if they can build a
device to clap on and off
lights, they can build a sweater
folding machine.
So, anyway, Nikki tells me to
come by after work so she can
teach me.
Cool.
Alone.
So that's what's been stuck
in there.
Mmm, cherry!
Dude, don't you get it?
She wants me.
You think every girl wants
you, bro.
I know, but Nikki's
different.
Remember last week, when we went
to the movies?
She was practically trying to
sit on my lap!
Yeah, 'cause you took her
seat.
Well, how about when we went
out for drinks at the Banana
Shack?
She paid for my Spunky Monkey.
You left your wallet at home.
I'm telling you, dude, she's
got Jonesy-vision!
Okay.
So what's the problemo, chief?
Do you like her?
Sure, I-I like her.
I-I-I like you too, so what?
You like her, like her, don't
you?
Jonesy and Nikki kissing in a
tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Shh!
[Gasping]
[Sniffing]
What are you doing?
When a dude's really into a
chick, they give off these vibes
that you can, like, smell.
I think they're called
Fartamones.
That's the freakiest thing
I've ever heard, dude.
It's true.
[Sniffing]
Dude, you stink.
Okay, I like her.
But if you say a word about this
to anyone, you're a dead man!
Chill, dude!
Your secret is safe with me.
I mean it!
[Sniffing]
I have to find Jen.
She'll know what to do.
If Jonesy and Nikki start
dating, we are completely
screwed!
Why, what's the big deal?
Because, if they start
dating, they are inevitably
going to break up.
And when they do, we'll be
the ones stuck in the middle.
We won't be able to go out as a
group--
We'll have to choose sides!
I won't be able to use the
word "Jonesing" in front of
Nikki anymore.
It will be a total disaster!
Are you sure Jonesy's serious
about Nikki?
I'm a girl, of course I'm
sure.
And is Nikki serious about
Jonesy?
Uhmm.
[Snoring]
I don't know, but that's why we
are here.
To find out?
To make sure it doesn't get
that far.
Wait here, we're going in.
What about me?
Girl talk, no guys allowed.
Aw, come on.
Look, do you want us to find
out, or not?
Hey Nikki!
Hey girl!
[Groaning]
So, has Jonesy asked you to
baby sit his youngest brother on
Saturday, yet?
Yeah, you know, little
Marshall, the one who likes to
hit things, hard!
Especially the baby sitter.
No, he hasn't.
Oh, because he's asked all of
us.
He's been begging us, it
isn't pretty.
Only a crazy person would
agree to baby sit that little
monster.
We just wanted to let you
know, if he tries to bring it up
and ask you, change the subject
quick!
Thanks for the tip.
No problem.
See ya!
Bye!
You're smooth, sister.
It's a gift.
So what happened?
Did you find out if she likes
him, too?
No, but if Jonesy tries to
ask her out, he won't stand a
chance.
ALL: Yes!
Now, any monkey can fold a
sweater, even you, but what
separates us from the clones, is
that we choose not to.
See?
You give it a try.
Yeah, ah, just a sec.
♪ [Pop music playing]
Aw, tell me he didn't just
put on Dogtoy.
It is her favourite band.
Smart play, Jonesy.
Darn it!
We should have smashed the CD
player.
Hey.
What are you doing?
I thought, while we were here
alone, we could, you know, get
our groove on.
Sure, I guess.
Do you want to try unfolding
these sweaters?
Maybe later.
Okay, so, do you have any
questions?
Yeah, actually I, uh, see--
Are you okay?
Okay?
I'm amazing!
I mean, what are you doing
Saturday night?
All right, hold it right
there, cowboy.
I know what you're doing and you
can forget it.
The answer is no and please,
don't beg.
Man, that was a little harsh.
Yes!
Mission accomplished.
So, if you could only have
three things on a deserted
island, what would they be?
[Scoffing]
I can give you three things
I'd banish to a deserted island.
Sorry Nikki, we forgot about
you!
[Laughing]
[Groaning]
Do you think that the problem
might be that when the camera is
on, you tense up a bit?
Yeah, I think I get a little
tense.
"Why not just pretend like the
camera isn't there."
Dude, brilliant idea!
Hey, how about a sour lemon
Pucker?
Sure.
[Sniffing]
Eww, what is that disgusting
smell?
It smells like, gym class!
Oh, it must be the Raging
Heat muscle cream I rubbed on my
shoulder.
It's sore from lifting all those
boxes in the stockroom.
Oh, I hope it's worth it!
It's what they put on
football players so that they
can keep playing with broken
legs.
Poke me in the shoulder with a
straw.
Shove over, incoming
customer.
[Sniffing]
[Gagging]
You chased away all my
customers!
You can come by all stinky, any
time!
So, obviously Jonesy will
chase anything that's female.
But, I mean, the Clones?
What's with that?
I--
You don't think he likes
them, do you?
Nuh-huh.
I mean, they're clones!
You said that already.
Oh yeah, but you didn't see
him with them.
There's this big love fest in
there.
I don't get it.
Why?
Well--
You know what?
Never mind, I don't care who
Jonesy spends his time with.
She's hooked.
Like a wide mouthed bass.
Totally into him.
We cannot let them get together,
do you hear me?
This calls for drastic action.
For my next stunt, I will
attempt an extreme Ollie tail
,grab defakey, double heel flip
body arial follow by a Zurich
alley-oop five over the
fountain.
I will now pretend the camera
isn't here.
[Chucking]
♪ [Rock music blasting]
Whoa!
Uh-oh.
[Screaming]
[Groaning]
Jude, are you okay?
If you're thinking about
hitting a janitor cart sometime
soon, I would strongly advise
against it.
Good to know.
Aw, man.
Even in my damaged state, I can
tell these Stick-Its are rank.
Actually, you might be
smelling my shoulder.
Didn't see that one coming.
My shoulder was sore, so I
put Raging Heat cream on it.
"Good for aches and pains
associated with sporting
injuries."
It's banned in Europe, so you
know it's good.
Hmm.
I can't do it with you watching.
Okay, okay, I've got to get
back anyway.
Just remember, you only need a
dime size amount.
It's really concentrated.
Oh, yeah.
Hmm.
[Chuckling]
[Laughing]
So, have you decided which
one of us you wanna take for
lunch?
I don't know.
You can pick either one of
us.
It wouldn't matter.
Sorry clones, he's already
got a lunch date.
Come on.
Hmm!
Hmm!
Hey, whoa, are we going out
for lunch or the hundred meter
dash?
Where you seriously thinking
about going out with one of the
clones?
You mean one of my
co-workers?
People do have lunch with people
they work with you know, Nikki.
How would you know?
You've never worked anywhere
long enough to have lunch.
Besides, they're pod people.
Pod people who said, "yes"!
Is this about that baby
sitting thing?
That, what?
Oh, forget it, let's just
eat.
Uhm, you should have warned
me we were going out.
I would have stretched.
[Sniffing]
Those Stick-Its are nasty bro.
I can't believe you're not
eating.
You're the one who wanted to go
out for lunch.
It has to qualify as food
before I eat it.
Pass me some napkins.
This is one mean burrito.
Yeah, just so long as I don't
hear from it later.
You want a bite?
No.
Have a bite.
No, I don't want any.
Argh, Jonesy!
You got it on my clothes!
Sorry, pass me some more
napkins?
Never mind, I'll do it.
No, I'll get it.
[Gasping]
Oh no!
[Phone dialing]
You're rubbing it in!
I'm erasing it.
You're spreading it!
Hello?
Kate, we have a Nikki and
Jonesy code red.
Repeat code red!
Meet me in the food court.
Bet you wouldn't have slopped
food on Chrissy.
Would you relax?
Why are you being so mean?
Why are you hitting on the
clones?
What do you care?
You said you wouldn't go out!
I said, I wouldn't baby sit
for--
What?
You want to go out with me?
No.
Well, I did.
So, okay, let's go out.
Okay.
When?
Well, now's as good a time as
ever.
Don't we have to go back to
work?
You have so much to learn
about the Khaki Barn.
[Panting]
I got here as fast as I
could.
You just missed it.
Major pre-date activity
happening.
Oh no!
Where'd they go?
Towards the amusement park.
Uh-oh.
Maybe I used a little too much.
Whoa.
Uh-oh.
[Screaming, cheering]
Are you serious?
You're scared?
Heck, yeah!
But don't tell anyone, okay?
[Screaming]
Oh, they're so on a date.
Better call for
reinforcements.
Is that Jen and Caitlin down
there?
BOTH: Hi Jen!
c Nikki: Hi Blondie!
JONESY: Hi Caitlin!
Oh sh**t!
They saw us.
Hello?
Wyatt, find a way to leave
work.
We have a definite situation
here.
I'll call Jude.
[Phone ringing]
[Grunting]
Hold on, dude!
Keep ringing!
[Groaning]
Okay, they just bought
tickets to the new romantic
comedy.
Uh-oh, I've seen this one,
major mush factor.
We have to work fast.
Ready?
Ready as I'll ever be.
Let's go.
LEADING MAN:Forget about the
others.
LEADING LADY:Darling, hold
me close.
Hey guys.
Oh my gosh, I didn't know you
guys would be at this movie.
Great seats, guys.
Popcorn, Caitlyn?
Oh yeah, hand it over.
Pop?
Thanks, so thirsty!
Pop?
No thanks, dude!
Got mine.
What are they doing here?
I don't know.
Oh, I love this part!
This is where she kisses him for
the very first time.
Want some popcorn?
Thanks!
Liquorice anybody?
[Slurping, munching]
LEADING MAN:I love you.
LEADING LADY:And I love you.
JUDE: Ah man, what am I going
to do?
My mouth is still working.
Bonus!
I completely forgot I had a
mouth there for a second.
Okay, no need to panic, use my
mouth.
Okay, I need to panic.
Don't worry about walking out
early, I can tell you how it
ends over ice cream.
Some other time, maybe.
I know how not knowing how a
movie ends can bug you.
Right now, that's not what's
bugging me.
Look, the Stick-It is empty.
Where's Jude?
I don't know, come on.
But I called him earlier and
there was no answer.
He always answers.
We don't have time right now.
[Gasping]
Look, it's empty!
If Jude used that much, he could
really be in trouble!
We can't let them out of our
sight!
Let's go!
[Grunting, wheels squeaking]
Heart muscle, don't relax.
You keep going in there, heart
muscle dude.
Stanley, is that you mini dude?
Yeah.
I need you to go to the
Penalty Box and get Jen.
Can you do that, buddy?
How much you got?
There's a fiver in my back
pocket with your name on it.
[Sniffing]
You stink.
[Arcade sounds ringing]
[Laughing]
Wyatt, what happened?
I don't know, they kind of got
away from me.
I didn't know what to do!
[Gasping]
They're going to kiss.
[Laughing]
No!
We have to stop them.
There's nothing we can do,
now.
It's over.
[Screaming]
It's Jude!
Jude!
[Grasping]
Hey.
Are you okay?
I can't use my arms.
Get him up.
You're going to be okay.
Guess that's it for tonight.
Yep, you really know how to
show a girl a good time.
[Whispering]
Jude, you're a genius!
I'll get you some water.
Huh?
I'll try to find an antidote.
Maybe some coffee will help.
Be right back.
Maybe some time we can lock
all these guys in a closet and
try again?
Oh, no!
Weirder things have happened.
Coach said the important
thing is to keep your blood
circulating and drink plenty of
water.
Water, gotcha.
[Slurping]
How's the patient, doctor?
The heat cream should be out
of his system in about eight
hours.
Eight hours?
Maybe sooner if you work it
out.
I'll help you, bro.
Me too.
Up you get.
Hey, isn't that the
unmistakable aroma of those
Fartamones things again?
[Sniffing]
Uh, no.
I think that just Jonesy's
burrito.
Well guys, here's to a job
well done.
Way to keep them apart.
We were so clever.
They didn't stand a chance.
Great movie choice, by the
way.
A chick flick?
I was trying to be a
gentleman.
I thought chick's dig them.
Well, maybe the clones.
Sorry dude, I was aiming for
Nikki.
No worries dude, that butt
cheek's still asleep.
[Laughing]
Stick-it?
Don't mind if I do.
You look like you're all
better.
Yeah, I can feel every part
of my body again.
Just don't be doing it in
front of us, okay?
These Stick-Its are great!
Yeah, they melt in your
mouth.
That's because I used the
best meat tenderizer ever!
[Sniffing]
I think I recognize the
spice.
[Gasping]
Jude!
You didn't!
I shall never reveal the
Colonel's secret recipe but I
can tell you it's the choice of
football players everywhere.
Gross!
Eww!
Aw, man!
Dude?
Nice!
I can't feel my lips.
♪
01x22 - Enter the Dragon
Watch/Buy Amazon
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.