♪
That's it, little dude.
Come on.
Just a bit farther.
[Laughing]
Excellent "splashage."
[Laughing]
You're the vegan island
chick.
We met before, remember?
You were sad because they sold
that massage chair you were so
into.
Right.
So you like watching fountain
diving too, huh?
Oh, totally.
It's so funny.
I heard that last week some dude
on his skateboard forgot to stop
and he took a total wipeout in
the water.
I wish I'd seen it.
Soaked five innocent
bystanders.
No way.
So you wanna go out sometime?
Definitely.
What are you doing tonight?
Well there's that new surf
movie coming out.
Teeth in the reef.
Whoa.
It's like you're reading my
mind, dude...ette.
Great, well I guess I'll see
you later.
Bye.
Ha, ha, ha.
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good times
last ♪
♪
Hey, I have an idea.
Let's get some lemonade.
Caitlin, you know Brad, don't
you.
Hi.
Hey.
You didn't tell me you got a
job.
Is it because you're embarrassed
about that hideous uniform?
You know I work here.
Why are you humiliating me in
front of Brad?
Because it's fun.
We'll have two large lemonades.
Coming right up.
If I had to wear a hat like
that I would feel like such a
loser.
It is pretty bad.
Aren't you doing an article
for the online paper about
part-time jobs?
You should take a picture of
Caitlin at hers.
BRAD: Yeah, great idea.
Thanks.
Hopefully it will make the front
page.
Great, here, take them.
Touchy.
Seriously, what's her problem?
[Laughing]
Ugh.
Hey, Caitlin, life is sweet
isn't it?
Yeah right.
Shove over I need to talk.
What's up?
Tricia is just a total pain
in my butt.
That's what.
Why does she hate me?
And why are you in here already?
It's only : .
You know that hockey player
for the Leafs, "Ronan."
He was in here shopping for
stick tape and I told him he
sucked.
MAN: Boo.
Well, he did.
I call three goals in a season
pretty sucky.
[Buzzing]
Finally.
You can't let her get to you.
I know, but it's so hard.
Gather around my khaki
sisters, tonight we crown our
new spokes-model of style.
Our emissary of ensembles.
Our khaki girl.
Being khaki girl would be so
huge.
I think I'd like die of pride.
Can you die of that?
I wouldn't worry about that,
Kirsten.
I'm Kristen.
Now now girls, I'm off for
lunch.
Try not to claw at each other
until I get back.
"Kapeesh?"
[Gasping]
Hello.
Love it.
Love the hair, love the clothes,
Love you.
You're signing up.
Me?
For what?
For khaki girl, silly.
Cool pierced girl, give her the
"deets."
I'm out of here.
Every year they pick a real
girl to be on the posters.
You should enter.
This is so your thing.
The winner gets a dollar
shopping spree at The Khaki
Barn.
Shut up.
I love free clothes.
Where do I sign?
Do you really think I could win?
You're a shoe-in.
TRICIA: Hey lemon head.
Slumming it with your worker bee
friends?
Hi Tricia.
Actually, Caitlin's just been
chosen to be the new khaki girl.
Well, not yet but the
regional manager liked me.
And I get a free shopping spree.
Really?
You can't sign up.
I'm the new khaki girl.
Not anymore.
You're just entering because
I'm in to it.
Well that's not a very nice
thing to say.
It's true but it's not very
nice.
See you later, lemon head.
And you used to be friends
with her?
So if you win and you die of
pride, can I have your halter
top collection?
Of course you can.
I hope you die soon.
Was that my outside voice?
I'm having a lovely time too.
Can I kiss you?
Dude, you've got to get a
date.
You're looking at the new food
demonstrator for Roast Burky
Chunklets.
A meat product made from roast
beef and turkey.
Part white meat, part red.
The perfect meal to serve your
family.
Just give me one.
How about you store the extra
meat at stick it so I don't have
to lug it up from storage in the
basement.
Cool.
Wait what's in it for me?
All the free "chunklets"
you can eat?
Okay but you've got to help
me with a little problem I'm
having first.
A guy problem.
You've come to the master of
guy problems.
sh**t.
Okay, dude.
But you have to promise to keep
it a secret.
Done.
Pinky swear?
Fine, forget it.
So I've got this date with Starr
tonight.
Hot freaky vegan chick, nice.
But here's the problem.
[Mumbling]
What was that?
[Mumbling]
What?
I never kissed a girl before.
[Laughing]
Ow, ow, fizz out the nose.
It's not funny, dude.
No you're right it's not.
It's pathetic.
I really like her.
What if I screw things up?
Okay man relax.
Dr, Jonesy is in the house and
he's got a PhD in k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Really?
After one day with me you'll
be the make out master.
Right.
The perfect kiss is like a
work of art.
It has to be gentle yet firm.
Not too dry but not slobbery.
Spit swappage is encouraged.
Whoa, that sounds pretty
complicated.
No check it out, dude.
It's easy.
[Slobbering]
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Can't a guy talk to his buddy
and lick sauce off his hand?
Oh spare me.
So what's going on?
Jude's got a date with a
hottie tonight.
Aww, that's so great.
What smells so good over here
and where can I get some?
No thanks.
My stomach's already in knots.
Frenemies are so incredibly
stressful.
Come on, we've got to get you
ready to kick some khaki butt.
Now about that kiss.
Ahem.
Oh right, do you mind?
Oh what?
Is this some kind of guy bonding
thing?
Fine.
Come on Wyatt.
Hey, I'm a guy.
Fine.
See you guys.
Okay, using tongue is
optional.
Personally I enjoy a little
tonsil hockey now and then but
that's just me.
And that's all there is to
making out.
Any questions?
How do you know when a girl
wants to be kissed?
You'll know.
She'll give you signs.
What kind of signs?
Well it's all about body
language.
She'll probably lean in towards
you.
Maybe even touch you.
Then she'll part her lips
slightly and close her eyes and
that's when you go in for the
k*ll.
[Kissing]
Ah, dude, what are you
kissing me for?
I thought I was reading the
signs, man.
So you know when to kiss the
chick, dude.
BOTH: Yuck.
Well, this is weird.
So...
Never happened.
I'm going back to the stand.
Don't forget to crank the cool
up on this baby.
No worries, dude.
Later.
STARR: Hi Jude.
How's it going?
Hey.
What's happening?
Nothing.
And that's why I never wear
shoes unless I have to.
Wow, you've got a really cool
way of looking at stuff.
Thanks.
JONESY: Come and get them.
Roast Burky Chunklets fresh and
hot.
Uh I should get back to vegan
island before my customers give
in to that chunklet guy and eat
meat again.
Besides, my butt's getting numb.
Cool.
Later.
Now what was I doing?
Hmm.
Oh well.
How long do you think he'll
take?
Well, it's down to just you
and two face over there.
Shouldn't be much longer.
I can't believe he didn't
pick us.
We are so khaki-riffic.
Why are you ruining this for
me?
Because I can.
You know I have much better
shopping skills than you.
I can out shop you in my
sleep.
Prove it.
Fine.
How about a shop off tonight?
One hour before closing.
Okay, but if Caitlin wins,
you have to wear the lemon hat
for one whole day.
Cool, but if I win, lemon hat
has to make me a free smoothie
every time I'm in the mall for
the next year with a smile.
Deal.
Does this work for you?
Are you kidding me?
I can't wait.
Don't worry.
I'm going to help you train.
Good luck with that.
Later, lemon head.
What did you just do?
Don't worry, I've seen you
shop.
You were born to be shopper
girl.
Khaki girl.
Whatever.
We can win.
It's not just about the
clothes.
I can't let Tricia walk all over
me again.
Just do what I say and khaki
girl is ours.
Come on, we're officially in
training.
Meat bits!
Get your meat bits here!
I think I've found my calling.
Those are for you, buddy.
Are they dirty?
Nope.
It'sFirst LoveandSummer
Crush.
Aw man, they're chick flicks.
Exactly.
Watch and learn.
There's a reason chicks love
these movies.
What is it?
Dude, I don't know, I haven't
seen them.
But since you can't follow me on
a date they'll have to do.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Clones.
Mandy.
Gwen.
Jen.
Caitlin.
Nikki.
Caitlin.
Tricia.
Caitlin.
New loser friends of Caitlin.
Oh you stuck up little bit--
Okay, who wants some
chunklets, huh?
Hmph!
Hmph!
I just wanted to make sure
you knew who was going to win
tonight.
Aren't you forgetting who
used to be the superior shopper?
What's she talking about,
Tricia?
Before Tricia was friends
with you guys, she used to shop
with me.
[Gasping]
Does the Albatross and Finch one
time only sidewalk sale ring a
bell?
Yay!
[Sobbing]
I broke my wrist at that
sale.
But I got that dollar pink
sequin t*nk top for five
dollars.
Wow.
Impressive.
Just bring your A-game.
Oh, I'll bring it.
Let's go girls.
That was so intense.
I didn't know you had it in you.
There's a shopping spree on
the line.
No junk food before the shop
off.
Smoothies and protein bars only.
More for me.
You kick her skinny no pink t*nk
top butt.
♪
[Grunting]
Yeah, alright!
Alright, girls.
I want a clean match.
A dropped bag or a missed call
is cause for disqualification.
By the way, Tricia, fabulous
shoes.
Ready?
♪
[Cheering]
Why is it so insanely cold in
here?
[Beeping]
[Phone ringing]
[Clapping]
Wow, a hands free triple
combo.
JUDE: What are they doing
now?
It's down to the free shop
event.
Any improvised combination of
skills will decide the winner.
♪
[Cheering]
That's a shoulder sling,
hands free conference call,
credit card transaction into a
walk off receipt grab exit.
Wow.
You can take her.
That shoulder sling was off
center and she knows it.
♪
[Phone beeping]
[Phone ringing]
"Good luck tonight."
Must be for you.
Wicked moves.
"Nervous yet?"
A three bag quadruple text
message call?
I don't know if you can b*at
that.
That's it.
You are so dead.
[Gasping]
No!
Disqualified.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The new khaki girl is, Tricia.
[Cheering]
But she-- ohh!
[Stomach gurgling]
Bummer.
I'm late for my date.
Tell Caitlin I'm sorry, okay?
Sure.
I saw what she did.
You should have won.
What difference does it make?
She's the khaki girl now.
She gets the shopping spree and
she gets to humiliate me.
Ooh, I hate that girl.
Ow, my stomach is k*lling
me.
I don't feel so hot either.
Nikki, you're ice cold.
Come on, let's get out of
here.
I want to go drown myself in
junk food.
Oh, don't talk about food.
Excuse me, I've got to go
curl up and die.
Something's wrong with me.
I think it was something I ate.
Something like your nasty
chunklets!
There's nothing wrong with my
chunklets.
Chunklets are good.
Everyone digs the chunklets!
Nikki, open up.
We really have to go.
There's another bathroom in
this mall.
Find it!
[Shivering]
JONESY:Nik, Jonesy.
My chunklets didn't make you
sick did they?
If your chunklets had
anything to do with this, you're
dead meat, buddy.
This can't be my fault.
I did everything right this
time.
I marinated the meat, cooked it
to standard.
Jude refrigerated it...
Jude!
Jude!
Hmm.
Ohh!
It is the chunklets!
Jude!
Love it.
Love it.
Love you.
[Regurgitating]
My shirt.
It's ruined.
But I love the colour.
[Regurgitating]
This is crunch time.
Now hold it.
Oh, stay in the game now.
[Groaning]
It's like an epidemic.
Where's Jude?
His date.
MOVIE: Dude.
Dude I'm scared.
Okay, she's giving me the
head tilt and touching my knee.
All the signs are here.
If I don't go for it I might not
get another chance.
Okay, I'm going in.
[Screaming]
Come back!
I've never barfed on a girl
before.
Give me another chance!
♪
What?
Where is everybody?
Huh?
"Gone back to Khaki Barn.
Good news.
Will explain later.
Caitlin."
TOM: Love it.
Love it.
Jen, Tricia barfed on Tom and
now I get to be the khaki girl.
Alright.
This is so not fair.
I won.
[Crying]
♪
Oh, man.
I knew I forgot something.
Ron rent-a-cop says we could
be under investigation for food
poisoning.
And I got fired.
Again!
Haven't we been punished
enough?
I puked in my girlfriend's
mouth.
Well, she's not my girlfriend
now.
On the bright side, she did
let you kiss her.
Hey yeah, that's true.
Dude.
Jude.
And my picture's going to be
up in the store.
But only in the change rooms.
Still, how lucky am I that I
didn't eat any of those
chunklets?
I'll let you know when my
fever breaks.
Hey, Tricia, nice hat.
[Laughing]
Oh come on, Caitlin.
She's so got it coming.
I think I'll go easy on her.
Sharing the shame of the lemon
hat is humiliation enough.
My girl.
Hey, where's Nikki?
She had to open The Khaki
Barn today.
Apparently the clones went
looking for the washrooms
yesterday and have been missing
ever since.
[Gasping]
We never ever speak about
this night again, ever.
Oh, so never speaking about
it.
♪
01x14 - Clonesy
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.