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JEN & CAITLIN: Happy
birthday!
[Groaning]
Okay, okay, that's enough!
What?
Today is your birthday, right?
Yes, and I hate birthdays,
so can we just forget about it,
please?
But, how can you hate
birthdays?
Because my parents insist on
throwing theme parties every
year.
That sounds like fun!
Yeah, except that it's a big
family.
All the good themes were snapped
up years ago.
So, just be creative!
That's the problem.
They're a little too creative.
Tell her.
Two years ago, the theme was
"Diseases We're Glad We Don't
Have".
And last year's was "The
Colour Brown".
All the presents, drinks, food,
everything was brown!
Brown-atrocious!
So, what's this year's theme?
"Trailer Park Party".
Oh, that's bad.
Yeah, the only good thing
about Serena being out of town
is that she won't see me wearing
it!
Well, I'm gonna make sure you
have an awesome birthday this
year!
That's nice, but no thanks.
It's officially beyond your
control!
Come back here at six and be
prepared to have fun!
Fine... as long as I don't
have to pretend to like it.
[Beeping]
Yes!
Hey, dude, nice hat!
You like it?
Knock yourself out.
Seriously... right on!
Stylish!
[Slurping]
Mmm, cream soda!
This is gonna be a long day!
[Sighing]
[Burping]
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
Did you see how bummed he is?
We have to Wyatt an awesome
birthday!
Maybe we should just take him
out for burgers and milkshakes!
No, this has to be really big
if we're gonna get his mind off
Serena.
And his icky family party.
House of Dread, how may I
direct your call?
We're conferencing, hang on.
[Phone ringing]
Fruit World, can I help you?
Hey, it's me and Nikki.
How's the new job going?
I'm a giant banana.
How goes it at the Barn?
Oh, you know, mindless,
endless boredom, the usual.
JONESY'S BOSS: Jonesy!
Are you on the phone!
Is that against store policy?
JONESY'S BOSS: Yes!
Then, no.
'Sup?
It's Wyatt's birthday and
we're gonna throw him a huge
party!
Cool!
Nikki, you're on gift detail.
Done, I'll grab him a DVD.
Jonesy, you're the caterer!
I'm thinking... coffee slushes
and a bunch of junk food.
No can do!
First day on the job and I don't
get off until six!
JONESY'S BOSS: Jonesy!
I thought I said no phone calls!
You're fired!
Well, that was quick.
So, you can get the food now?
I'm on it!
Great, be at the Lemon at
six.
Cool!
Cool!
Cool!
I'll get a giant card and the
wrapping paper, and Jude...
Jude!
What?
Can you get the birthday
cake?
Oh, maybe you can get one
with a picture airbrushed on it!
Good call!
So, whose picture should we put
on it?
Wyatt's, Jude.
Ha, right!
So, that's everything!
Wyatt's gonna be so excited!
This was a great idea, Jen!
SALES LADY: Welcome to the
Khaki Barn!
[Groaning]
Whatever you want I'll pay,
just help me please!
My time is very valuable!
$ .
Can we set up some sort of
instalment plan?
With your credit rating?
I told you, I'm not helping you
study for the geography exam.
But you always help me!
Yeah, and I always get
b*rned!
[Gasping]
Since when!?
'Kay, let's see.
Well, there's the time you fell
asleep while I was talking--
Okay, but--
And the time you spent the
whole afternoon hitting on the
girl beside us in the library!
That's different, she was
hot!
Hmm.
But... I've learned from my
mistakes!
Come on, if you don't help me
I'm gonna flunk; I'll have to
repeat the course!
Again!
Ugh... fine I'll do it!
Yes!
If you admit, once and for
all, that I'm smarter than you.
No way!
Well, suit yourself!
If you don't mind, I have some
very important folding to do.
Come on, there must be some
other way!
'Fraid not!
You're cruel, you know that?
Cruel!
Mm-hmm!
Ugh... okay... Nikki...
You're smarter than me.
Ugh, like you mean it!
Okay, okay, you're smarter
than me!
You are!
Nikki's smarter than me!
That's better.
Oh, and it's "smarter than I".
[Sighing]
Nice, instant street cred
point!
[Slurping]
Lighting is key to any good
party.
Think we can rent a disco ball?
Ah, that might be overkill.
No, don't go there!
Aw, dude... you went there!
Okay, what are you doing?
Playing my new game:
Simu-Mall!
Those games are such a waste
of time!
Yeah, oh, my simu character
sat on the simu couch and drank
simu coffee!
How thrilling!
This is different!
I've set the game up to be a
perfect replica of our mall and
everyone in it!
See?
[Grumbling]
There's a simu Lemon?
Yep, and there's the whole
simu g*ng!
[Laughing]
Anyway, back to the party.
What about scented candles?
Hmm.
Why aren't you getting any
customers at the simu Stick It?
I don't know, but simu
Jude's hurting!
No cheese, no cheeseburger!
Uh, Jen...?
Maybe it's because the simu
trash in the simu Stick It is
totally piling up!
Look!
[Gasping]
I'll just make simu Jude get
rid of it!
[Beeping]
Cool!
Wow, I wish it was that easy
in real life!
[Sniffing]
[Flies buzzing]
NIKKI: The Swiss terrain is
distinguished by...
An overabundance of
yodellers?
Look, I could be getting
Wyatt's birthday present right
now!
But geography is so boring!
Um, I know, I passed this
course last year, remember?
SALES LADY: Excuse me?
[Knocking]
How did those khakis in sizes
, , , , and fit?
Uh, do you have a size ?
SALES LADY: I'll look in the
back!
Ha, nice!
There is no , but she'll be
looking for hours!
Just you and me again.
Uh, okay, back to the books!
Okay, but if I answer the
next question right, you have to
answer a question for me!
Yeah, okay... what provinces
do the Rocky Mountains cross
into?
British Columbia and Alberta.
Wow, you actually got one
right!
Okay, so now you have to
answer one.
How come we haven't gone out on
another date?
What?
Uh, I don't know.
Next!
You know we connect.
Jonesy, we're supposed to be
studying!
You're single, I'm single...
Can we not talk about this
right now?
Fine, but you know you want
me.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
On to France.
Ah, the city of love!
Country, Jonesy, country!
Mm-hmm!
Ugh.
[Beeping]
Nice.
Good!
Uh-oh!
No!
[Sighing]
[Slurping]
Refill!
[Slurping]
You guys have to stop this!
We've got cakes to buy, cards to
sign, decorations to--
[Gasping]
Why is simu Caitlin wearing
that heinous sweater?
You don't like it?
Do you want me to look like a
librarian?
Change it!
The only way to do that is to
make simu Caitlin go shopping!
You can shop?!
Start on the fourth level.
They get all the new collections
first.
[Gasping]
Is that simu Prada!
Oh, go there, go, go, go, go!
Jonesy!
Jonesy!
Ugh, maybe we should go
somewhere less distracting!
[Chattering]
[Sobbing]
Much better!
Check it out!
It's simu Wyatt but in real
life!
Don't tell me you're all
becoming simu nerds!
Shh, we're just about to
score a better table at the simu
food court!
Correction, you already are
simu nerds!
Whoa, simu Caitlin just
passed simu Wyatt on the cool
scale!
What?
It's because of my new
fashions!
Good clothes open doors.
Well, what if simu Wyatt was
fronting a band?
I'm on it!
Nice!
I should go.
See you guys tonight!
Right.
Yeah.
Later.
Aren't we supposed to be
doing something?
Look, we won the simu
lottery!
We're rich!
[Screaming]
Madrid, Spain; Sofia,
Bulgaria; and Bern, Switzerland.
You just correctly named
every country and capital in
Europe!
I did?!
Yes, who's the man!
Oh, no!
It's six already!
Uh-oh, Wyatt's birthday!
Ugh, nice work, Jonesy!
What, you're the one who lost
track of time!
Maybe instead of blaming me,
you should be getting the
snacks!
Well, maybe you should be
buying the DVD!
Uh...
All right, I'm here, do your
worst!
Huh?
You said to be here at six
for the birthday t*rture!
I'm here.
Uh... I... uh... said : !
No, you didn't.
Yes, she did, she said : ,
I heard it!
: !
And you almost ruined your
surprise!
Now go away and... uh, come back
in half an hour!
All right, I'll be back.
You're going to love it!
I promise!
He's gone!
[Screaming]
Come on, simu Jude, we've got
work to do!
[Screaming]
Please, just one card!
Any card!
Oh!
Come on!
No!
[Groaning]
Come on... ugh!
Okay, the card store was
closed, but at least we've got
everything else!
I guess.
We did get everything else,
right?
[Sighing]
Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?
Wyatt will be back soon!
All right, that's it!
I'm officially taking this party
over!
Now, didn't I see a party going
on somewhere already?
Yeah, at Albatross and Finch.
So?
Hmm.
Oh, no way, Jonesy, we'd
never pull it off!
Why not?
We could what?
Why not what?
Pass it off as a party for
Wyatt.
There's no way, he'll never
buy it!
I know the store!
I worked there for two days, I
can get us in.
We'll never fit in!
All those Albatross people are
so snobby!
We can do this, guys!
It'll be hard, sure, but if we
succeed, it'll go down in
history as the single greatest
party scam of all time!
Now, who's with me!
I am with you, dude!
For Wyatt!
JEN: For Wyatt!
CAITLIN: I'm in!
NIKKI: Me too!
Slammin', let's rock this
party!
[Cheering]
JONESY: What's with all the
wedding gear?
It's a bridal shower?
I'll admit, the wedding thing
is a bit of a setback.
You think?
But we proceed as planned!
Agreed, just act snooty and
get rid of any suspicious
decorations!
Wyatt will never know this isn't
really his birthday party.
Right.
Oh, yeah, it's foolproof.
Whee!
Ohh!
Check it out, this party even
comes with munchies!
Ow!
Good job, now all we have to
do is find the bride-to-be and
shove her into a closet!
I'm on her!
Ugh, let's spread out.
We've got lots of ground to
cover.
Right, Nikki and I will take
the back of the store.
Jude, you take the front.
Jen and Caitlin, you've got ten
minutes to work the middle and
then go to pick up Wyatt.
Go!
[Popping]
[Whistling]
[Smashing]
No way, Jude!
Don't worry, I've done this
before!
[Crashing]
[Gasping]
You know the only things I
hate more than birthdays are
surprises!
[Grunting]
Jude, stop playing that game!
Yeah, this is important!
The game can wait!
Fine, I'll make sure they
eat, then put it down.
Promise.
Fine, just hurry!
Where is he?
Wyatt?
[Gasping]
We lost him!
Guys, a little help?
Whoops, sorry!
Some people just can't handle
party games!
Okay!
[Gasping]
No way!
All this is for me?
Duh, of course it is, silly!
Come on, let's get you a soda!
Ugh!
What do you think you're
doing?
Some jerk forgot to decorate
the buffet table!
Can you believe it?
Oh, well, yeah... okay, keep
up the good work.
He's here!
I can't get over how many
people came to wish me a happy
birthday!
You're a popular guy!
Thank you so much for being
here!
Wouldn't miss it for the
world, man!
Something like this only happens
once in your life!
If you're lucky!
[Slurping]
Ah, quality refreshments,
dude!
Who is he again?
Uh, that was... you know, the
dude from that thing last
summer?
Oh, hey, pretty girl!
Do you know Wyatt?
No.
Hey.
Hey!
Today is Wyatt's sixteenth
birthday!
Great, wanna grab something
to eat?
Sure!
Dude, Wyatt's got a
girlfriend, remember?
I know, but we needed a
distraction!
Whoa, you really picked a
good one!
Whoa, this must've cost a
fortune!
You're worth it!
Why do the chocolates look
like brides?
Mmm... good!
[Chomping]
She's a real chocoholic.
It's a problem.
[Belching]
So, how do you know the g*ng?
And why is that girl wearing
that thing on her head?
[Coughing]
[Choking]
Ew, gross!
[Popping]
How's it going?
So far, so good.
He met a hot chick!
I hope she's not the bride!
JONESY, HIGH PITCHED: So,
just give me one good reason why
you don't wanna go out with me?
Jonesy!
Come on, we've been over
this!
It's not that I don't want to.
So, you do want to!
Sweet!
No, I didn't say that--
Oh, no, looks like you need
backup!
Come on!
Hey, how's the birthday boy?
Ugh, distracted!
Whoa!
[Crashing]
What was that?
Uh... um... hey!
I'll bet I can stuff three
drumsticks in my mouth at once!
How cool is that, eh?
Right...
Your friends are kind of
weird, Wyatt.
Let's go grab a drink!
[Coughing]
Grab me a pop!
I'll be right back.
[Laughing]
Great party, guys!
Just one question, why is the
party here?
Oh, um...
Because, it was the last
place you'd ever think we'd have
it!
I can't believe how many
people you got to come out to
this!
Well, Jonesy's pretty
persuasive!
[Gasping]
Presents?
Guys, you shouldn't have gone to
all this trouble!
Oh, man, we're fried now,
dude!
Wyatt, over all, you've had a
good time, right?
So, maybe we should head out!
But you got all these amazing
gifts!
They're almost too nice to open!
You're right!
Better to savour them now and
then open them next week!
No way, I can't wait that
long!
Sure you can!
Look, Jonesy, Wyatt found the
presents!
Great, but you don't want to
open them now!
So uncool!
Hey, look who I found!
It's Jill!
Don't you want to talk to Jill
instead of opening that silly
present?
Come on, guys, just one!
Uh... thanks...?
Happy birthday!
Yay!
Happy happy!
Um, am I missing something?
I was just wondering the same
thing.
Uh....
Cake, cake, cake!
CHANTING: Cake!
Cake!
Cake!
Cake!
Cake!
Cool, bring it on!
[Gasping]
[Screaming]
[Splatting]
Mmm, that's good icing!
[Laughing]
Napkin?
Okay, it's time for the guest
of honour to come up here and
say a few words!
[Cheering]
CROWD CHANTING: Speech!
Speech!
Guess I'd better say
something!
Wait!
[Screaming]
Oh, no, he's not going to...?
He is going to!
I can't watch!
Ahem, thanks everybody!
This party was awesome!
I've always hated birthdays, but
after tonight, I think I
actually like them again!
You guys are all so great!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Dude, who
are you?
[Sobbing]
What are you doing?
This is my bridal shower!
[Gasping]
Guys?
[Laughing]
Run!
[Sobbing]
Wyatt--
I don't want to hear it!
Okay, we messed up royally,
but we had good intentions!
See, this is why I hate
birthdays!
We just wanted to give you a
nice one for a change!
So, you h*jacked a bridal
shower, choked down all their
food, and risked getting caught
all in some deluded effort to
give me a happy birthday?
Hey, that's pretty cool!
You can have your hat back if
you still want it.
[Groaning]
You know, as ridiculous as
this gift is, I think I'll keep
it.
Maybe I was being too hard on my
parents.
If you ever need anyone to
look after it, you just let me
know.
Thanks, you guys may not
believe this, but this is one of
the best birthday parties I've
ever had!
Wyatt, that's really sad!
Psst... all clear?
It's cool, Wyatt forgives us!
Nice, because I have a little
surprise for everyone!
It's a little squashed, but mmm!
It's tasty!
Sweet!
♪
Jude, man, we need to talk.
Check it out, simu Wyatt just
released his first video, bro!
Jude, this is an
intervention.
An inter-what-tion?
You need to stop playing!
It's for your own good!
Hey, I can quit at any time,
dude, and I will...
Right after simu Jude becomes
king.
Yeah, uh, we're gonna have to
confiscate the game now.
Guys?
No way, dudes!
Wait!
Stop!
My baby!
Dude!
So, will you go out with me
or not?
What do you think?
Seriously, I think you're
chicken.
You know what, I am chicken!
That's it, I'm scared of
screwing this up!
Screwing what up?
We haven't done anything yet!
No, this.
The six of us, I don't want to
mess this up, y'know?
Yeah, I guess I get it.
But it's still sucks, right?
Hmm, maybe a little.
Ow!
I got you!
[Laughing]
♪
01x19 - The Swami
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.