♪
That's it, I'll never get
through this in four days.
I'm gonna fail.
You're not going to fail.
You can do it.
Now let's try Chapter .
Uh, back it up there,
teacher's pet.
I'm still working on Chapter .
Yeah, slow down.
I told you guys you should
have started sooner.
Aw, look at them.
No one escapes the dreaded
midterms.
JULIE: Sorry.
Ooh, that's gonna leave a
mark.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
What's happenin'?
Nothing, just cramming for
exams.
Major crammage.
I hear ya.
Got my history book here and
everything.
Guys, I have a biology
question.
Do you think that new guy in our
class "likes me" likes me, or
just, you know, likes me?
Caitlin, focus.
I'm trying, but I don't
think I can concentrate until I
know.
So just go up to him and ask
him.
No way.
What if he says no?
Okay, why don't you ask him
for some help in bio?
Tell him you need a study
partner this weekend.
Ooh, that's good.
Okay, back to work.
How are we supposed to
memorise all of this?
It's impossible.
Argh, if you all just stick
with my study program, we'll
get through it.
Oh, right, yeah.
"The program."
I'm just trying to help you
guys get it together.
You wanna do well in these
exams, don't you?
[All muttering]
JUDE: Yeah.
CAITLIN: I guess.
[Groaning]
Okay, dudes, it's way too
loud in here.
I'm going to the library.
But this is supposed to be a
study group!
[Groaning]
Pressure could be getting to
him.
Argh, I think my head's gonna
explode!
Help me!
[Boy yelling]
[Crashing]
Nice.
And midterm exams claim
another victim.
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
Well, I give up.
If I don't know it by now, I'm
never going to know it.
We still have three days,
Jonesy.
Fine, sl*ve driver.
And while we're at it, I didn't
appreciate the : a.m. wakeup
call.
Trust me, you need the study
time.
Uh, I'm thinking of dropping
all my science courses.
But that could limit your
future choices in college.
Thanks, Mom.
Any other advice before the day
even begins?
I'm just saying.
[Slurping]
You know coffee's bad for you,
right?
Ahh!
Well, that was some good
studying.
Where are you going?
To, uh...study.
But we were all going to quiz
each other later.
Sorry, I kind of promised
this other study group that I'd
let them pick my brain.
Later.
Hope they have a small pick.
I think something's up with
Jude.
He's not nearly stressed
enough.
Yeah, better call the
paramedics.
No, really.
The whole student body is
freaking and he's all chilled
out.
Maybe he's ready for exams.
[All laughing]
NIKKI & JONESY: Yeah, right.
Well, I'm gonna find out.
No one is failing on my watch.
Okay, I think we need a
break and a change of venue.
BOTH: Totally.
But we haven't finished--
Ugh, fine.
So the answer is absolute
zero?
Yeah, how did you get that?
I have no idea.
[Whimpering]
Give me a milk, chocolate!
Whoa, you look terrible.
[Slurping]
I know.
It's too horrible to talk about.
What happened?
Okay, you know how you said I
should ask that guy if he wanted
to study with me?
Yeah?
Well, last night I couldn't
find his number so I thought I'd
just leave a note in his
mailbox.
Uh-huh...
But I chickened out, like,
times and kept circling the
block in my mom's car.
That's not so bad.
Kind of lame, but I've heard
worse.
It gets worse.
This neighbour saw me and
thought I was, like, a robber
or something.
So they called the police and...
I have a mug sh*t!
[Sobbing]
[Laughing]
Don't laugh, guys.
It's not funny.
You're right.
Ha, ha, no, you're wrong!
It's pretty funny.
Sorry.
The cops let you off, though,
right?
They cleared it all up after
Jack ID'd me at the station.
I'm a stalker.
A big, loser stalker.
Maybe I should go find him and
tell him how I really feel?
Uh, ha, I think you already
did that when you stalked him.
[Both laughing]
Did you see Jude pull that
sick McTwist?
That dude rocks.
KID: Yeah.
Wait a minute, didn't Jude
say he was going to study?
So maybe he took a break.
I think someone should talk
to him.
I'll do it.
Anything to get out of studying
math.
So, dude, wanna come by
tonight?
You know, cr*ck a few books,
order sick amounts of pizza?
My treat.
No can do, bro.
Got my study group tonight.
Oh.
That's cool.
Okay, then, have fun.
This new study group of his
must have hot chicks in it.
We have to get in on this.
This new study group of his
must be really smart.
Or he's just made some new
friends that he likes better
than us.
Okay, maybe we should just
give the guy some space.
No way!
Come on, let's find them.
Jonesy, you and Caitlin try the
arcade.
Why there?
It's a study group that wants
to pick Jude's brain.
Where did you think you'd find
them?
Good point.
You try the amusement park.
So what did you find out?
He was there playing
videogames an hour ago.
And he spent a couple hours
at the skate park yesterday.
I knew it.
He's totally ditched us.
He can't do that.
He was in our study group.
I still say it all comes down
to a babe.
[Caitlin gasping]
What are you doing?
It's him, Jack.
Police station guy.
Oh.
Go say hi to him.
Are you crazy?
He hates my guts.
He's gonna see you.
Act natural.
[Nikki yawning]
[Boys whistling nonchalantly]
Very funny.
Cut it out.
Just be really friendly and
act like it never happened.
I don't think that's a good
idea.
Trust me, go.
So everything cool now?
CAITLIN: He said that if I
don't stay away from him, his
mom thinks he should get a
restraining order.
[Caitlin sobbing]
Good advice, Jen.
Okay, guys, anyone have any
idea where Jude is?
JEN:Insane Snowboarders
just opened.
[Jen gasping]
There's Jude.
JONESY: I knew there'd be a
hottie.
What did I tell you?
Blam!
Okay, grab your disguises.
We go in on three.
On my mark, go!
JONESY: Okay, take it down a
notch, sister.
JEN: Are we gonna do this or
not?
JONESY: I don't know, captain.
Why don't you tell us?
CAITLIN: Guys, he's getting
away.
JEN: Come on!
CAITLIN: There he is.
Cool.
[All screaming]
Hey, guys.
What's up?
Jude, what are you doing at
the movies
Midterms are in three days.
Yeah, and who's the smoking
hot girl in line?
I think it's pretty obvious
our little skater boy isn't in a
study group.
Oh, yeah?
Then why do I have this history
book with me?
[Jen gasping]
JEN: A comic book!
Okay, see, the thing is I'm
kind of flunking a class.
Well, actually, a couple
classes.
Okay, all of them.
So then what are you doing
at the movies?
I figured if I'm gonna fail
anyway, I might as well have
fun doing it.
Can't argue with that logic.
Did you think of studying
harder?
Yeah, but then I thought
maybe I should just give my
brain a rest and start fresh
next year.
Why didn't you tell us?
I guess I was embarrassed.
I mean, what if I'm just not
that smart?
Not that smart?
Who was the one who found the
class hamster in fifth grade
after we'd all given up?
Yeah, and who figured out
how many hot dogs the average
guy could eat without puking?
And then videotaped it for
his science project?
Me.
How much time have you spent
studying this semester?
I don't know, maybe four
hours?
A week?
That's not bad.
Actually, I meant all
together.
Oh.
You realise that if you fail
this year, you won't graduate
with the rest of us, right?
If we help you get back on
track, do you promise to study?
You guys'd do that for me?
Of course.
We all have to graduate together
or it won't be the same.
Well, my imaginary study
group already dumped me.
Okay, I'll do it.
We are going to have to take
this.
My board?
No way, dude.
Yes, just until your grades
go up.
[Both grunting]
[All grunting]
WYATT: Let go.
[All thudding]
You just need better time
management skills.
We all have something we can
work on.
Jonesy's obsessed with girls.
True, but you never take
chances, ever.
I do so.
Name one.
Uh...
[Sighing]
I go way too crazy at sales.
I could stop teasing the
Clones.
[Jonesy clearing throat]
Okay, I'm not being
conceited, but I can't really
think of anything.
CAITLIN: Oh, yeah?
How about butting into everyone
else's business and telling us
what to do all the time?
[Gasping]
Ooh, did I just say that out
loud?
Yes.
Well, you're always giving
everyone advice and it's not
always good.
Uh, news flash: no I don't.
Um, this just in: you totally
do.
Here's the weather: nuh-uh.
Hot off the press: yeah-huh.
Oh, and breaking news: you're
bossy too.
Pictures at ...of you being
wrong.
Live from the Gigantoplex,
you're not the only people in
line here.
Oh, yeah?
Well, stay tuned, because you
all suck!
Okay, if you're right, prove
it.
It's now : .
I bet you a dollar you can't not
butt in from noon until closing.
Oh, I want a piece of this.
CAITLIN: Me too.
WYATT: I'm in.
JUDE: Giddy up.
So I get bucks if I don't
give anyone advice for the rest
of the day?
Oh, it's on.
Easy money.
♪
Okay, so we all know what
subjects we're helping Jude
with?
ALL: Yes.
And you've got seconds
until noon.
[Gulping]
Oh, and don't forget.
No distractions until after
exams.
Five, four--
That means no Simu-Mall, no
skating and no girls.
[Beeping]
Are you finished?
Yes.
Good.
Then the bet official begins
now.
Fine.
Good luck, Jude.
And when we're not on
Project Jude, I want all of your
resources devoted to making Jen
cr*ck.
Whoever gets her to lose takes
the pot.
Right.
We have six hours, people.
Oh, she's so going down.
Later, dude.
Good luck.
Okay, let's see where you're
at.
X squared over Y squared
equals...?
How long do I have to go
without my board?
Just until you're finished
midterms.
Okay, X squared--
'Cause it's calling out to
me, bro.
It's saying, "Dude, come ride
me."
[Whimpers]
Okay, Nikki, she's alone.
I'm going in.
Jen, I have to talk to you.
["Charge" fanfare playing over
PA]
Charge.
New store policy.
We have to do cheers now.
I have a new plan to get Jack
to like me.
Okay, so, so far he's only seen
one side of me.
The side that gets arrested?
I know, right?
So humiliating.
So I wrote him a love poem.
I'm going to read it to him in
front of all the guys he works
with.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
Jen?
[Muffled grunting]
Sure, you should do whatever
you wanna do.
[Grunting]
That's what I thought too.
Caitlin, your--
Huh?
Did you say something?
Mm-mm.
Okay, bye.
Wish me luck.
Ugh, Jonesy.
[Phone dialling]
NIKKI:Speak.
She's good.
Really?
How far did you go?
Oh, I went far, trust me.
So how do you think Jude's
doing without his skateboard?
Oh, I'm sure he's doing fine.
♪
Okay, dude, just give me the
skateboard and I won't push you
off the table.
Ha, ha, as if.
You wouldn't do that--
[Yelling then thudding]
Hey!
Okay, now here's a good
example.
What is the proper name for a
girl's butt muscles?
The gluteus maximus.
Hold on, I'm losing the
subject.
Uh-oh.
[Girl clearing throat]
Jerk.
If you wanted to have lunch
with me all you had to do was
ask.
The top three trading nations
in the world are...?
China, the U.S.A., and
Germany.
Bingo.
See, I think much better when
I'm skating.
[Crashing]
Oof, ugh, bummer.
"When in that moment so it
came to pass Titania waked and
straightway loved an ass."
What does that mean?
I have no idea.
Hey, isn't that a sale at your
favourite chick store?
[Gasping]
You know you want to.
Just give me a few minutes with
my tunes and I won't tell
anyone.
♪
No, Jude, we have to study.
[Whimpering]
Okay, read all the notes for Act
II by the time I get back and
I'll give it to you for half an
hour.
Deal.
Sweet.
[Grunting]
Guess what?
We've decided we're both gonna
get tattoos.
Today.
Bluffing.
♪ Bluff, bluff, bluffy bluff
Okay, so what she's saying is
she'd love him no matter what
he'd look like, get it?
Huh?
What are you doing?
You're gonna get sick.
Exactly.
That way I can miss exams.
Except I'm not sick yet.
Maybe my hair's not wet enough.
No!
Come on, I know you can do it.
But if I don't pass, I'll let
you all down.
Aw, no you won't.
I mean, please, we've all failed
a class before.
Really?
No.
But I would if it'd make you
feel better.
Come on, let's go over Act III
again.
So how did English Lit go?
Shakespeare is now my dude.
WYATT: What's up?
Hey.
Not bad, huh?
JUDE: Dude.
"I love Jason," from Dog Toy?
Dude, that isn't funny.
Are you kidding?
This is hot.
You don't think a guy wearing
this is, I don't know, stupid,
lame, totally uncool?
I love Dog Toy.
In fact, you should wear it all
the time.
Darn, she's good.
Don't you have any pride?
JONESY: Everybody, listen up!
Jonesy is going to do the
escalator!
I don't think you have the
nerve.
What, you don't think I can
do it?
You're gonna die.
[Kids laughing]
Right, that's probably true.
I'm gonna do it unless someone
tells me to stop.
He's not gonna do it.
Not even Jonesy's dumb enough to
risk his life for a bet.
Just ignore him.
Aw, who am I kidding?
This is nuts.
[Yelling]
[Crowd gasping]
[Grunting]
[Jonesy crashing]
[Moaning]
Somebody get me a hot nurse.
Gutsiest move I ever saw,
bro.
Oh, I think I broke my wrist.
Darn, she's good.
What the heck are you
wearing, dude?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think so.
Good, because I'm late for my
psychic.
She's gonna tell me who I'm
gonna marry and what career path
I should take.
[Groaning]
JUDE: Oh, I almost forgot.
If I pass my exams, I've decided
to go skydiving...naked!
Oh.
Unh!
Why didn't I think of that
one?
Uh, what if my parachute
doesn't open?
Jude, give it up.
You're not gonna make me cr*ck.
We've picked our tattoos.
What do you think?
I just think it says me.
I think you're full of it.
And by the way, we're trying to
study here.
Don't you even wanna see
mine?
You know what?
I'll go with you for moral
support.
Great.
: at the tattoo parlour.
Fine, see you there.
So we're pulling an
all-nighter at my house Sunday
night, right?
Cool.
Are you heading to the tattoo
parlour to watch?
Jude, there will not be any
tattoos.
They're bluffing.
[Phone dialling]
[Phone ringing rock music]
Yo.
It's me.
Did you cr*ck her yet?
Nope.
You mean not even the naked
skydiving thing worked?
Uh...
Never mind, I'm on it.
Hey, guys.
This is my new boyfriend, Axe.
My psychic thinks he's the one.
[Gasping]
[Muffled screaming]
Sup, dude?
Wanna go see our friends get
tattooed?
Cool.
♪
They'll never go through with
it.
She'll never let us do it.
I mean, it's permanent.
Please.
Like they'd do this to win a
bet?
I mean, it's permanent.
As if she's let us do it just
to win a bet.
Are y'all set?
[Groaning]
So, what are you guys waiting
for?
Hmm, fine.
Who's first?
'Cause, ahem, I'm ready.
Can't wait to see it when
it's done.
[Laughing nervously]
Me neither.
I'll go first.
[Gasping]
[Needle whirring]
Jen's not cracking.
What do we do, what do we do?
Okay, here we go.
This is, uh, gonna sting a
bit.
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
Stop, you'll never forgive
yourself if you get the wrong
one.
And what is with that shirt?
Not cool!
What about when you're ?
Do you want the other soccer
moms to see a big, scary bulldog
on your butt?
This guy has way too much makeup
on and I don't care what your
psychic partner thinks, he's not
the one.
Naked skydiving?
Are you insane?
And you, what are you doing
here?
You're gonna get fired, again!
[Panting]
I knew it!
I knew you couldn't keep your
mouth shut.
[Laughing]
Okay, okay, I lose the bet.
But I'm right about everything.
You're not right about me.
Jonesy, if you're here, who's
watching the toy store?
[Kids screaming]
I know, I'm fired.
I get it.
I told you so.
Is anyone getting a tattoo
today?
I am.
But Jen cracked.
Mission accomplished.
Jonesy was right, I never
take chances.
Maybe this is fate telling me
it's time to break out.
Fine, but do not get anything
too big.
It's permanent, you know.
I heard that.
♪
Hmm, well, it doesn't exactly
scream "rebel," but it is pretty
cool.
Now I trust you'll leave that
young man alone.
Yes.
I mean it.
I don't want any more trouble
out of you, lemon girl.
Okay, I said I'd stay away
from him!
Please tell me you didn't
listen to Jen again.
I just went by his store to
say sorry.
Oh, God.
I'm so stoked.
I never thought I'd be so happy
about passing exams.
I just went naked skydiving.
What a sick rush, dudes.
You gotta try it.
Give it a rest, man.
We got her, remember?
Why does everyone think I
made that one up?
Really, dude, you can stop
now.
You don't believe me?
Check it out.
♪
Yeah!
Aw, Jude.
WYATT: Nasty.
Oh!
Whoo!
♪
01x15 - Stupid Over Cupid
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.