♪
This magnificent mall offers
something for everyone.
From high fashion to the latest
electronics, and even an
amusement park.
How did you get a job
assisting on W-VU TV?
Hard work, talent and good
looks.
[Laughing]
Oops.
No, seriously, how did you get
it?
His uncle works at the
station.
Ah, now that makes sense.
Thank you for joining me this
week on Mall TV.
CAMERAMAN: And clear.
[Sighing]
You nailed that.
Yeah, get me a coffee, would
you?
Yes, ma'am.
With soy milk, no dairy.
It makes me bloated.
Right.
Let's get out of here.
Meet me at the truck.
We still need some B sh*ts of
the mall.
Ugh, do you have any idea how
uncomfortable four-inch heels
are?
Well, actually...
I could take some sh*ts of
the mall for you.
Ever used a camera?
Sure, tonnes of times, I'm a
filmmaker.
What films have you made?
Uh, documentaries mostly.
They're totally acclaimed.
Give him the camera.
Hello, new career.
Hm, now how do you use this
thing?
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good times
last ♪
JONESY: And dolly in to see
everyone bored to death without
Jonesy.
[Laughing]
Are you sure you should be
playing with that thing?
JONESY: I know what I'm
doing.
Uh, you're not filming us,
are you?
JONESY: They told me to get
some sh*ts of the mall, but I've
got bigger plans.
Oh, no, is this the one where
you have some sort of get rich
quick scam?
I've already seen it.
Laugh now, but I could be the
next big director.
And I'll make all of you stars
in my show.
Thanks, I'll pass.
Why?
You'd be great on camera.
Oh, I could give you a
makeover.
Listen carefully, I will
never willingly submit to a
makeover.
CAITLIN:Oh.
Ever.
Film her, she's the group
ingénue.
This is so exciting.
I'm gonna need a new outfit.
Be back in a bit.
Isn't she supposed to be
working?
I give you a sh*t at fame and
fortune, and all you can think
about is work?
I'm going to find Jude.
Explain what you're doing to the
camera.
What we'll be preparing today
are Stick Its.
hThe main ingredient in the dis
is the stick.
yMake sure they're really point
at one end.
After you stick them into some
kind of meat, you put them on
the grill.
nThen you have to keep an eye o
them so they don't overcook.
Sweet.
Mm, wrap it up, dude.
We're burning film here.
Okay, let's kick it up a
notch.
[Screaming]
Whoa, fire, dude, fire!
Whoa, whoa, quick, move to
the side, you're wrecking the
sh*t!
[Screaming]
Fire, dude, dude, the fire is
spreading!
I know, this is great TV!
And cut!
That was awesome!
What do I do now?
It'll be at least a week before
they can fix this.
I've got it.
Close the Stick It and be my
on-air colour commentator.
Dude!
Welcome to Jude-vision.
Buckle your seatbelts, 'cause
it's gonna be an--
[Thudding]
Oh, ouch.
Right, now go get me a latte,
no foam, it makes me bloated,
and meet me back at the lemon.
Are you gonna film me getting
it?
No.
What do you think?
Too much material.
I wanna see you, not the dress.
[Sighing]
How many more days of high
school do we have left?
A lot, what's wrong?
I'm failing a course.
Big whoop, I'm failing two.
What course are you failing?
Never mind, it's too
embarrassing.
Come on, we won't laugh.
Yeah, much.
Come on, cough it up.
No.
I said no!
Let us see, it's no big deal.
Yeah, you big wuss, let me
see.
No way!
Hey!
Okay, bio, A.
Literature, A.
Nice A on the calculus, dude.
[Gasping]
No way, physical education, F?
You're failing gym class?
[Laughing]
Wow, I didn't think you could
fail gym.
I know, it's humiliating.
You suit up, you kick a few
balls and you keep your eyes to
yourself.
How hard is that?
Hold on, time out.
What do you think?
What is this?
This is all wrong.
Too boring and serious.
I thought it looked
professional.
Boring and serious.
Try again.
[Sighing]
How come I don't want a
coffee, but I have to get one
for you?
It's called paying your dues,
bro.
I thought we were supposed to
be thinking up new ideas for
shows.
We are, and I have.
What do people love more than
anything else?
S'mores?
Hockey?
Reality cop shows.
Dude, good one!
Come on, we've got footage to
capture.
Carry this and hand me a fresh
tape.
You forgot your coffee.
I didn't really want it, I
just wanted you to get it for
me.
Oh.
I've got an idea, come on.
[Screaming]
What you're about to see is
actual footage of rent-a-cops
on patrol.
All right, miss, what's the
problem here?
Nothing.
Nothing, eh?
That's your story?
Yes.
Here's your free taco, sir.
I pay for this with my
sweat.
Napkin?
Napkins are for pansies.
Yuck!
Ew.
Tennis is easy.
It's all about hand-eye
coordination.
Did I mention I have none of
that?
Don't worry, we'll start with
something simple.
Just take the ball and gently
tap it over to me.
Okay, I'll give it a try.
JEN: Ow!
Sorry.
Looks quiet enough, doesn't
it?
Yes, Officer, it appears
quiet.
But lurking beneath this
thin veneer of civility is a
depraved army of violators,
waiting to be unleashed.
Boys, we've got a - in
progress.
This is it, we're going in.
We're now in pursuit of some
- guy.
Stop, you scumbag!
Huh?
[Screaming]
You think you can take this
mall and turn it into your own
private garbage dump?
Not on my watch, soldier.
He's reaching for his
medication!
Get down.
This is now official evidence.
You can't do that!
I'm the law around here, son.
Step away from the cart.
[Siren blaring]
Great, now we have to start
from scratch.
Chill, dude, we'll think of
something.
[Groaning]
I can't think of anything, bro.
[Sighing]
What did I tell you about
tennis?
Didn't I say, "Jen, I can't play
tennis"?
Just go find me some ice.
Fine.
[Whistling]
Now that's what I'm talking
about.
You don't think it's too
skimpy?
Watch your mouth.
There's no such thing as too
skimpy.
Okay, when do I start
filming?
As soon as we think of a
show.
How about a show about people
who suck at tennis?
I said I was sorry.
No, you've gotta have drama.
People getting att*cked by an
animal, or anything involving
power lines.
Yeah, or tricking people and
filming them.
That's funny.
Jude, that's it!
You're a genius.
I am.
Yeah, Prank TV, starring
Caitlin and Jude.
It'll be a huge hit.
Oh, I'm so in.
Who are we gonna prank first?
[Laughing]
Nikki.
CAITLIN:I could give you a
makeover.
Listen carefully.
I will never willingly submit
to a makeover.
Ever.
You're gonna go on a
girly-girl date and convince
Nikki to get a makeover.
Cool!
JUDE: Dude!
Wait, she'll never let me do
that.
She will if you trick her.
But if she finds out, she'll
k*ll me, won't she?
Let me tell you a little
secret.
Inside Nikki, there is the heart
of a girly girl.
And that girly girl is just
dying to get out.
Nikki will thank you.
Okay, I'll do it.
Well, count me out.
Those shows are so evil.
Fine, but if she talks to
you, just play along or you'll
ruin the whole gag.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I smell an award.
Dude!
Jude!
Oh, brother.
JONESY: And action!
Hey, dudes and dudettes,
welcome to Prank TV.
Our victim is Nikki Wong.
Our accomplice, her friend,
Caitlin.
iCaitlin is going to trick Nikk
into a day of bikini waxes and
dress shopping.
And Prank TV will be here to
capture it all.
Okay, we're going in.
Our camera is ready, and here
comes our accomplice.
It's boogie time.
[Sobbing]
Caitlin, what's the matter?
Remember that guy that I
liked?
Uh, what?
He broke up with me!
[Sobbing]
y Okay, uh, I thought you onl
went on one date.
Yeah, but I really liked
him.
I know, I know, it's okay.
I thought I was falling
in love with him.
[Sobbing]
What are you staring at?
Um...
[Sobbing]
Come on, just take your time.
No one's gonna bug us in here.
Is there anything I can do?
Well, there might be one
thing.
But you wouldn't want to do it.
Try me.
Well, I could really use a
distraction, you know?
I really don't wanna be alone
right now.
I could get the afternoon
off.
Then you'll spend the day
with me and let me do a makeover
on you?
Ooh, that would be so fun!
Whoa there, do I look like a
spa person to you?
Please?
[Sighing]
This is it, she's gonna do
it!
Tell her to hurry!
Gimme a bit more height.
[Grunting]
There is absolutely no other
way to get your mind off this
guy?
Not that I can think of.
[Sighing]
Okay.
Yay!
You're gonna love this.
I seriously doubt that.
[Laughing]
She did it!
High five me.
[Grunting]
You left me hanging with the
high five, bro.
Not cool.
[Groaning]
JEN: Wow, you really do suck
at sports.
I told you, the only things I
liked to do as a kid were play
guitar and video games.
Thanks anyway.
Wait, which video games?
I was great at "Invasion from
Mars."
The one where you block all
those Martian bombs from
hitting Earth?
Yup, I had the highest score
in fifth grade.
Wyatt, that's it!
It wasn't about the sport, it
was about the position.
You want me to play hockey?
I told you, I can't skate fast
or stop.
You don't have to to be
goalie.
You just have to have quick
reflexes.
Suit up, we've got training to
do.
Come on, let's go.
Prepare to be pampered.
I'm not really the right
person for this.
Of course you are.
There's a girl inside of you,
just dying to come out.
Okay, fine.
Come on!
[Sighing]
Ahem!
Darth, do you have a lens that
would be good for, say, spying
on people?
Sure, I've got a few of them.
[Laughing]
Oh, you mean for sale here in
the shop?
Uh, yeah.
Let me see.
This is great for peering around
corners and sneaking up on
people without being noticed.
According to the brochure.
[Laughing]
This will do just fine.
Snap!
So, what do we do in here?
We relax, and they work on
our feet.
Good afternoon, girls.
[Clapping]
Shoes off.
We'll need to see your toes if
we're going to paint them.
[Gasping]
Let me fetch the nail clippers.
I might have something big
enough in the maintenance
closet.
Isn't this fun?
You will look incredible when
this is finished.
Incredibly hideous.
[Laughing]
This is gonna be so decent.
Keep sliding it out.
We've gotta get footage of
Nikki.
Okay, your turn, gorgeous.
Snake!
[Screaming]
Snake, snake!
Retract the device, retract!
Plan B.
NIKKI: I've had enough of
you!
[Screaming]
I have never heard language
like that from a client.
Well, you'll hear plenty more
if you touch me again.
I'll bring you your clothes.
Dude, that was the scariest
thing I've ever seen.
Did you get it all?
Every second.
Here you go.
Follow me.
Ew, oh, gross!
Hm, which one do you like
better?
Gee, I don't know, they both
suck equally to me.
[Whistling]
[Laughing]
Your makeover is almost over,
but we need one more thing.
Bikinis!
Uh, no.
This would look so hot on
you.
Ooh, try it on, try it on, try
it on.
Ugh, does your girly day
really have to be this girly?
[Whimpering]
No, it doesn't have to be.
[Sobbing]
Fine, let's get this over
with.
Yes, she's so awesome!
Come on, we've gotta get this.
[Laughing]
♪
I thought we were filming
Nikki.
Just keep crawling.
Jen, you have to save me.
CAITLIN: Let me know if you
need a new size.
Ugh, I don't know how much
longer I can do this without
k*lling her.
We're bikini shopping.
You can't leave her now.
Caitlin told me about...that
guy.
She's in a very, uh, fragile
state.
See, you rock at being a goalie.
I don't think you understand
the sacrifice I'm making here.
She'd do the same for you,
and you know it.
So just suck it up and let her
finish making you over.
[Sighing]
Okay, this prank stuff has gone
too far.
You've got to go rescue her.
Sure.
So how'd I do?
Are you kidding?
You stopped every single puck
from going in.
Is that good?
Yes!
Now get that gear off and go
help Nikki.
Yes!
[Knocking]
Have you got it on yet?
[Groaning]
Come on, girl, strut your stuff.
Well, what do you think?
[Sighing]
Excuse me, you're blinding
everyone in the store with your
whiteness.
Grrr!
That's it!
[Sighing]
Come on, I think I heard
something this way.
[Flatulence sounding]
Oh, dude, did you have a
chili bowl for lunch?
Nope, chili fries.
[Laughing]
[Flatulence sounding]
Oh, dude!
No one said being famous was
easy.
[Flatulence sounding]
[Grunting]
CAITLIN: Everything okay in
there?
No, I'm stuck.
[Sighing]
Stop, it's Lycra.
The harder you fight it, the
tighter it gets.
[Grunting]
NIKKI: It's cutting off my
circulation.
This is it, I see Nikki.
Hubba hubba.
Don't panic, keep breathing.
How did you ever get such a
small size on?
Do you want to die in a
change room?
Ugh, this is never gonna work.
We need scissors.
I'll get them.
[Thudding]
Oh, it's stuck.
Hello?
Help!
WYATT: Nikki, are you in
there?
Wyatt, what are you doing
here?
Jen said you might need some
rescuing.
Understatement of the year.
The door's stuck, can you get it
open?
I'll try.
[Grunting]
No, definitely stuck.
I need you to hold me.
Dude, a duct is the last
place I feel like getting
romantic.
Hold me while I lean down to
get the sh*t, fart knocker.
You should talk, fart
knocker.
Maybe if I get some leverage.
That's good, a little lower.
This is so not worth dying
for, dude.
CAITLIN: If you'd hold still
I could get your top off.
Okay, so maybe it is worth
it.
[Laughing]
Dude, I don't have a very good
grip.
I have the bikini.
You pull on her.
Okay, one, two, three, pull!
[Grunting]
[Crashing]
[Screaming]
[Groaning]
Jude?
Jonesy?
Nice bikini.
[Gasping]
Wait a minute, were you in
the ceiling filming us?
Jonesy, you never said you
were gonna do that!
Hold on, you knew about this?
Ooh, ahem, well, a teensy
bit.
And your little fantasy boy,
Joe?
She made him up.
I don't believe this.
Jonesy made me do it.
Um, if you can't get that
off, you're gonna have to buy
it.
[Screaming]
Everybody out, out, out!
Okay, I think that's a wrap,
everybody.
[Screaming]
Pedicure, leg wax, bikinis!
Shiatsu, mud bath, seaweed wrap!
So, when exactly do you think
Nikki will be thanking me for
this?
Ow!
This is the thanks I get for
trying to make her a star.
Can I at least buy you a
smoothie?
Oh, it's going to take more
than that to make up for what
you put me through.
You're right.
You know, I don't really think
you need a makeover.
Really?
Oh, no, you look totally hot
the way you are.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Oh, look who's here.
Come near me with that camera
again, and I'll shove it
somewhere painful.
Relax, they took it away from
us.
Fired again, huh?
If you consider getting
caught in the girls' change room
and busting the camera just
cause, then, yeah.
Hey, guys, good news.
I have a goalie for your Sunday
night hockey league.
Who, Jude?
You?
JEN: No.
Nikki?
JEN: Uh-uh.
Caitlin?
No, Wyatt.
Dude, you actually found
something you're good at?
It's amazing, I know.
Hey, what's that stuff all over
your arm?
I don't know, some slimy
stuff I spilled on myself at the
spa.
Was it warm when you spilled
it?
Yeah.
I know how to get that off.
But we can't do it here.
Cool, let's go.
I think there are someone else's
hairs in it.
Ew!
Ugh.
You in on this?
Oh, yeah.
Mm, so you can get this stuff
off or not?
There is only one way.
Don't worry, it's quick.
Just relax.
Cool.
[Ripping sound, screaming]
[Laughing]
Welcome to girly-dom, Jonesy.
♪
01x18 - Bring It On
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.