-Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
-Hello, dear.
-Hey, did either of
you read anything
about the government
looking for a kid
my age to volunteer
to go to the moon?
-What?
-You go back and tell Mr. Wilson
to stop pulling your leg, son.
-Jeepers, Dad.
How did you ever guess it was
Mr. Wilson who told me that?
[theme music]
-And I still say if you can
afford to take a day off,
you can afford to see Dr. Baker
and get that check up he's
been after you about.
-Eloise, I haven't had a
day off in over a month.
I have written four
feature articles in a row,
and I deserve a day off.
I am just going to rest today.
-Well, I'm calling Dr. Baker.
-Madame, get your Lilly white
hand off that telephone.
-John, when I saw Dr.
Baker a few days ago,
he said it could be quite
serious if you don't see him.
-Dr. Baker is a
cantankerous busy body.
-Oh, now, John, I'm
concerned about you.
If you can take a day off,
you can take a few minutes
and go and see him.
-My dear unregistered nurse,
I'm in perfect health.
All I need is one day of rest.
Furthermore, I'm going to the
sportsman show this afternoon.
The national champion fly caster
is demonstrating a new trout
fly, and I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
-John Wilson, you're pig headed.
-You don't say?
No wonder I have trouble
getting a hat that fits.
[door bell]
-Oh, it's Dennis.
-Eloise, one of the most
important ingredients
of my day of rest is not
being bothered by Dennis.
-Then you tell him that.
-Just say that I'm
lying down upstairs.
-John, I will not tell
Dennis a lie even for you.
-All right, then I'll
go upstairs and lie down
so you won't have to lie for me.
-Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
-Good morning, dear.
-Is Mr. Wilson around?
I want to ask him something.
-Well, uh, he's
upstairs lying down.
-Lying down?
Well, he's up.
I can hear him walking
around up there.
-I'll only be a minute.
I just want to
ask him something.
[knock on door]
-Come in.
-Mr. Wilson?
Oh, hi, Mr. Wilson.
Gee, that's funny.
I thought for sure I heard
you walking around up here.
-Dennis, why aren't
you in school?
-We're on a week's vacation.
Are you sick, Mr. Wilson?
-Well, I'm not
exactly sick, Dennis.
However--
-Swell.
Then how about going
to the sport show with
me this afternoon if dad can't?
The national champion
fly caster is going to--
-I know.
On the other hand, I'm
not at all well either.
-You're not?
-Don't tell Mrs. Wilson.
But if I'm not careful, I may
have to have an operation.
-You mean to take something out?
-If you'll excuse me,
I-- I feel very weak.
-I sure hope you get well
real fast, Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, little friend.
With plenty of rest,
I'm sure I shall.
[door closes]
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mom.
-We're out here, dear.
-Hey, I thought you were
staying home to do paperwork.
-That's what I thought.
-Jeepers, if you could
take time off for that,
why can't you take me
to the sport's show?
-Oh, I'll take you
if I finish in time.
-Oh, I sure hope so.
Mr. Wilson can't take
me because he's sick.
And it must be pretty serious
because unless he rests up,
something's going
to have to come out.
-Well, how do you know that?
-Well, I was just over there,
and Mr. Wilson told me himself.
-Well, that's a darn shame.
-Oh.
Speaking of something
coming out, Henry,
don't you think Dr.
Baker ought to take
another look at Dennis' tonsils?
-Jeepers, Mom.
My tonsils are swell.
l leave them alone, and
they leave me alone.
-Open up.
-You see, dear.
His throat does look
a little irritated.
-Well, just to be
on the safe side,
let's call Dr. Baker today and
see what he has to suggest, OK?
-On my week's vacation?
-What better time?
-Oh, all right.
But right now I got
to round up the g*ng
to get Mr. Wilson a get well
card before he gets any sicker.
-We're very sorry you're sick
in the head, so please get up.
We need the bed.
-Being sick is a bitter pill.
But wait until you pay the bill.
-That's pretty.
-Hey, g*ng.
How about getting Mr. Wilson
a swell comic book instead?
-A comic book?
-Sure.
We can get one for the same
price as a get well card.
-Yeah, and we can read it too.
-Hey, this sounds like
a good get well one.
"Dicky Duggen and the
Monster Who Breathes Fire."
-I can't even have a dog.
-Let's see, that's
cents gone out of--
[bells]
-Hi, Sergeant Mooney.
-Hi, Sergeant.
T
-Hi.
-Well, good morning, boys.
Oh, improving your
minds, I see, huh?
-This is for Mr. Wilson.
He's sick in bed.
-John Wilson?
What's wrong with him?
-Well, I don't know for sure.
But he's pretty sick.
He may even have
to be operated on.
-Well, if I know
John Wilson, he'll
do it himself to save
the money. [laughs]
-Hello, Sergeant Mooney.
-My special, John.
-Yes, sir.
There we are.
-Hello, boys.
-Bye, Sergeant Mooney.
-Bye Sergeant.
-Bye.
-Sounds like Mr. Wilson's
a pretty sick man, Dennis.
-Oh, he is, Mr. Nelson.
That's why we're buying
him this swell comic book.
-Yeah.
And some candy too.
-Candy, huh?
Well, let's see.
I got a one pound box for $ . ,
three pound box for $ . .
-What do you have for $ . ?
-John, you really
ought to be ashamed
of yourself telling
Dennis you're sick.
-Eloise, there's nothing
wrong with a harmless little
white lie, especially when it
worked as well as that one did.
-And do you still refuse to see
Dr. Baker for that check up?
-You'll have to
talk louder, dear.
I can't hear a
word you're saying.
-John, I'm really
quite annoyed with you.
Well, here come Henry and Alice.
-I wonder what
they're doing here.
-I haven't the slightest idea.
-Oh, dear.
-Well, what is it?
-Do you suppose Dennis
told them that I'm sick?
-It would serve you right
for not seeing a doctor.
Harmless little white lie.
[door bell]
-Maybe I better go
upstairs just to make sure.
-Why, Henry and Alice,
what a nice surprise.
-Well, we heard John was a
little under the weather.
-Well, he does seem to be
having his ups and downs lately.
-If he feels like it, we thought
he might enjoy these cookies.
-Oh, I'm sure he will.
Why don't the two of
you go up and say hello?
-We'd love to.
-If you think it's all right.
-Oh, all right?
Why, he'd adore seeing you.
John, you're about
to have visitors.
-Oh.
-Oh, incidentally, he
refuses to see Dr. Baker.
Now, maybe the two of
you can talk some sense
into that thick head of his.
-Well, we'll try.
-Good.
-John?
-Eh, uh, uh, come in.
-Hello, Mr. Wilson.
I baked you some cookies.
-Oh, Alice, how nice.
Henry.
-Dennis was telling us you're
a little under the weather.
-Yes, yes.
Well, I'm, uh, struggling
along, Henry, struggling along.
-We were just talking
with Eloise downstairs
and, uh-- Mr. Wilson, why
don't you see a doctor?
-You were talking with my wife?
-Well, yes, John.
If there's something
wrong with your plumbing,
you call in a plumber.
If you don't feel well,
you call in a doctor.
-Well, my plumbing is fine.
As a matter of fact, I'm fine.
-Well, then what are
you doing in bed?
-Well, I'm in bed because
I'm a little tired.
-Here you are, dear.
-Oh, thank you.
Oh, my, those are
excellent cookies.
-I should think
you'd choke on them.
-Oh, Eloise.
Incidentally that
was a dirty trick
if I ever saw one, sending
Henry and Alice upstairs.
-That, my dear, is
the price you pay
for harmless little white lies.
-Oh, Eloise, all I wanted to
do was have one day to myself.
If Dennis thought
for one minute--
[children's laughter]
-Uh oh.
-What is it?
-Dennis and his
bunch of pack rats.
-Nobody eats anymore
candy, Seymour.
We bought it for Mr. Wilson.
-But I'm hungry.
-Now listen, kids.
Since we pooled
our money together
to get these gifts for Mr.
Wilson, we'll all go in.
[door bell]
-Bye, dear.
Have a nice trip.
-Eloise, I am not going up
those stairs again today.
[door bell]
-Then you won't mind
if I tell Dennis
about your little white lie?
-All right, all right.
But get rid of them.
I'm going to enjoy
what's left of the day.
-Hello there, children.
-Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
-Hi.
-How's Mr. Wilson feeling?
-Oh, I think he'll live.
-Good.
Let's eat the candy.
-Seymour.
Can we see him now, Mrs. Wilson?
-Well, of course you can.
As a matter of fact, Mr. Wilson
was saying just a minute ago
that he hoped all his little
friends would drop by.
-That does it.
All I wanted was a day of rest.
I'll leaver her.
That's what I'll do.
I'll leave her, just
walk out and leave her.
No, I won't.
I'll stay here and make
her life miserable.
-Mr. Wilson?
Mr.Wilson?
-He's gone.
Now can we eat the candy?
-Do you mind?
-All of us kids chipped
in and bought you
a bag of assorted
candy, Mr. Wilson.
-We left almost all
of the kind you like.
-Corn candy?
Oh, well, thank you, fellas.
Thank you.
-Here.
We bought you this
swell comic book too.
-It was new when we got it.
But it may be a
little sticky now.
-I'm tired.
May I lay down?
-You may not.
-We told everybody we met about
you being sick, Mr. Wilson.
-You told everybody?
Dennis, you didn't?
Oh, no.
-Bye, Mrs. Wilson.
-Bye, Mrs. Wilson.
-Bye, bye, boys.
Thank you very much for coming.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye, bye.
-Hello, children.
-Hi, Dr. Baker.
-I'll be over to see you
in a few minutes, Dennis.
-Mom called Dr. Baker.
He's going to look
at my tonsils.
-My brother keeps his
tonsils in a glass jar.
-Doesn't that hurt
when he swallows?
-Whew, what a day.
Now maybe I can relax and read--
[door bell]
-Oh, not again.
-Well, Dr. Baker?
-Eloise.
What's this I hear about John?
He got another
doctor or something?
-What in the world
makes you think that?
-Well, what should I think?
He won't come to see me.
And now I hear he's sick.
It's all over town.
-All over town?
Dear, that little
white lie has spread.
-What's that?
-Never mind.
Doctor, I have tried to
get him to come to see you.
But you know how stubborn he is.
He's up there now,
and I hope you
have better luck than I've had.
[knock on door]
-What's going on, John?
-What are you doing here?
If that wife of mine--
-Simmer down.
It wasn't her.
I knew you needed an
examination, John.
I told you that a month ago.
So I popped in to--
-Well, you can
just pop out again,
and don't send me a bill.
-Not feeling too well, eh?
-I feel great.
It's just that I'm-- I'm tired.
So?
-Well, you might
sleep a whole lot
better if you took
your shoes off.
-Oh, very funny.
-Now, you be at the
hospital by four, John.
I'll see about a room for
you for a couple of days.
-Hospital?
Now just a minute.
-Now, either you be there
to have that examination
that you've been
postponing for so long
or you can get yourself
another doctor.
-Why, that old fuddy duddy.
Oh.
-Well, what are you
going to do, John?
-I'm going to get
undressed and get into bed.
Between you and Dennis and the
Mitchells and that-- that nosy,
old quack that just
left here, my day
off is making me
a nervous wreck.
-Well, what do you
think, Dr. Baker?
-Well, I'd say those
tonsils are going
to have to come out
sooner or later, Alice.
-Let's make it later.
-We'll talk about
that, young man.
-Hey, Dennis, we're
waiting for you.
-I'm coming, Tommy.
Excuse me.
-You gonna get your
tonsils out, Dennis?
-I guess so.
-How many you got?
Six?
-People don't have
six tonsils, Seymour.
They have two.
-Well, come on now, guys.
We got to think how to keep
everything quiet so Mr.
Wilson can rest up and get well.
Jeepers.
Reverend Stone.
Boy, Mr. Wilson must
be getting worse.
Now we're really going to
have to try and help him.
[dog barking]
-Come on, g*ng.
We got to make that
dog stop barking.
[dog barking]
-Sergeant Mooney,
fancy meeting you here.
-
-Good afternoon, Mrs. Elkins.
I was about to say the
same thing to you too.
-Mr. Quigley just told me about
Mr. Wilson's sudden illness.
-I know.
You're, uh, finally
getting results
from the pin stuck in that
doll that looks like him, huh?
-Sergeant.
I'm simply here as
a good neighbor.
In spite of our not
always seeing eye to eye,
the man is a human
being in his own way.
-Well, I'm quite concerned
about John Wilson too, you know.
-You, Sergeant?
-Well, yes.
I'm here to collect the
eight bucks he owes me
just in case he decides to
kick the bucket, [laughs].
[door bell]
-Oh, Mrs. Elkins,
Sergeant Mooney.
What a nice surprise.
Come on in.
-We just thought we'd
drop by for a moment.
-Well, I'm so glad you did.
Oh, John, will be so pleased.
Well, just go along upstairs.
I have a few things to
tend to in the kitchen.
Oh, uh, Reverend
Stone is with him now.
But he'll be leaving soon.
-Reverend Stone?
My goodness.
-He must be worse
than we thought.
-If Eloise brought you
over here to talk me
into going to the hospital,
Reverend, it's no use.
-No, John.
No.
I'm more concerned with your
soul than with your body.
-Well, I guess we told
that dumb old dog off.
-I wonder what Reverend
Stone told Mr. Wilson.
-Maybe Mr. Wilson put a slug
in the collection plate.
-Children.
-Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
-Hi.
-Boys, you've done
a wonderful job
keeping the neighborhood quiet.
However, Mr. Wilson has had
his nap, and he's awake now.
-Is he feeling any better?
We saw Reverend
Stone go in and--
-He's going to be
just fine, Dennis.
-Did you hear that, kids?
Mr. Wilson's better.
-Eh, maybe I could just
stick my head in, huh?
I don't want to
go hitting him up
for any money at
a time like this.
-I should think not if the
poor man's bearing his soul,
especially since he
has so much to bear.
-You're not a young
man anymore, John.
And the time has come to
make your peace before you
take an, uh, unexpected
journey one of these days.
-I assure you, Reverend,
I have no intention
of taking an unexpected
journey in the near future.
-I got to get back to the job.
I'll just say hello.
REVEREND STONE
(OFFSCREEN): My son,
this is one trip we all take.
And, unfortunately,
it's always one way.
You're not a young
man anymore, John.
And the time has come to make
your peace before you take--
-Poor man.
-Gee, I never dreamed
he was that far gone.
-Oh, my goodness.
You two didn't stay long.
-You poor, brave woman.
-We had our differences,
Mrs. Wilson.
But basically he was a good man.
-Just yesterday he was his
old, healthy, nasty self.
-I know, I know.
He even called me a fat head.
-I doubt very much if that
man can ever be saved.
-Sergeant Mooney.
Oh, the poor man.
-There, there, Mrs. Elkins.
Maybe he'll still pull through.
I wasn't worried about
a lousy eight bucks.
-Oh, I-- I've
treated him terribly.
Remember the time
I had him arrested
for burning his smelly old
incinerator after hours?
-I remember.
I'm the one that arrested him
once he called me a flat foot.
-Just last week I accused him of
ten canning my cat, Tinkerbell.
-John, what in the
world is going on?
-Eloise, how can
you stand there dry
eyed while this whole wonderful
town is crying over me?
-Uh, Eloise, I'll see
you in a few hours.
-Oh, John, you're dressed.
I knew you'd come
to your senses.
A few hours?
Dr. Baker expects you to stay in
the hospital at least two days.
-I'm not going to the hospital.
I'm going to the sports show.
-Oh, John.
You can't.
-Eloise, I am not going
to miss that show.
I've already tell you there's
to be a demonstration of fly
casting by the world's champion
trout fisherman, and I am not--
-The afternoon paper.
-John Wilson ill with
mysterious malady.
Well known citizen
suddenly stricken at home.
I finally made the front page.
-Now the whole town thinks
you really are sick.
-Thanks to Dennis
spreading it around.
-Well, you would tell
him a little white lie.
-Well, just relax, my dear.
I'm going to disguise myself
so no one will recognize me.
I'm going to put on this old,
slouch hat, this overcoat,
and then I have
some dark glasses.
-John.
-Hmm?
-I'm thinking of disguising
myself as a widow.
-Maybe you ought to ask Mr.
Wilson to go to the sports show
with us, Dad.
-Oh, I doubt that Mr. Wilson
feels that much better, son.
-Hey, Dad, look.
There's Mr. Wilson.
-John.
-Henry, uh, it's you.
-Well, John, I thought
you were still in bed.
-Oh.
Well, no, I was
just going down, uh,
to the hospital to get
some special medicine.
-Well, my goodness.
Come on.
We'll take you down.
Come on.
Get in the car.
-Oh, no.
Henry, really, I'd
just as soon walk.
-Oh, we won't takes
no for an answer.
-Come on, Mr. Wilson.
-I'd prefer to-- I
don't want to put you
through all that trouble.
-Remember, you take a taxi home.
-I'll tell you all about the
sport's show when I see you,
Mr. Wilson.
-You do that, Dennis.
-See you.
-Doc.
-Well, it's about time, John.
Your room is all ready.
-Oh, now you don't, Doc.
-Now, John, you stop that.
-Hmm?
No, look, you don't understand.
-John, it's for your own good.
-Come on, let go, doctor.
-John.
-Let go.
-Let go.
-Boys.
-What do you think you're doing?
Doc, come on now.
Be reasonable.
Doc.
-There.
Now this isn't so bad, is it?
-Well, at least I can get
all those silly tests over
with at one time.
-Like Dr. Baker's been
telling you to for a month.
-Eloise, just imagine, two
whole days without Dennis.
-Hi, Mr. Wilson.
Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
-Hello, dear.
-Dennis, what are
you doing here?
-This young man decided
to have his tonsils out.
-You didn't?
-Alice and I finally convinced
the hospital to let Dennis
be with you.
-What?
-I thought you'd be
surprised, Mr. Wilson.
Now we can share
a room together.
-Isn't that wonderful, John?
-That's just peachy dandy.
Good night.
[applause]
[theme music]
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04x16 - Wilson's Little White Lie
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.