03x02 - Mitzi's Little Monster/Simon Says/Applesauce

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( Birds singing )

( Owl hooting... )

( Hen squawks )

Cat: boo!

( Squawking )

All: whoa!

( All laughing )

( Quacking, clucking )

I'm excited.

Whoo, whoo.

Whoo, whoo.

Whoo. Hello.

How does this look, emily?

It's perfect, little bear.

Do you think they're going to start soon?

Is the show about to begin?

We're waiting for mitzi. She's bringing her doll.

I didn't know mitzi had a doll.

It probably looks

Just like her.

I wish I had a doll.

I'd rather have a ball of yarn.

I'm here.

Hello, mitzi.

You're just in time.

Did you bring your doll?

Uh-huh.

Lucy can hardly wait to meet her.

Oh, our show is going to be wonderful.

( Snores )

Little bear: * dat-da-da-da dat-da... *

( Talking excitedly )

Little bear: presenting our show:

Lucy's tea party.

( Duck, hen talking )

Emily: good afternoon, fisherman bear.

Little bear: good afternoon, lucy.

My, oh, my, I am so very hungry.

( Slap )

We cannot have our tea yet.

We must wait for our guest.

( Whispers ): get your doll ready, mitzi.

Ah, that must be our guest.

Come in.

Mitzi: hello.

( All gasp )

( Meows )

( Growling )

Heavens me!

What is it?

It's a monster.

( Laughing )

This is more like it.

Mitzi! That's not a doll.

That's a monster.

Yes.

And he's all mine.

My mother and father say I'm a little monster

So he's one, too.

He's kind of ugly.

I know.

Are we having an intermission?

Maybe they're finding another doll for mitzi.

Why would they do that?

Hey, what's going on?

We want the show.

( Growling )

Welcome to lucy's tea party, mr. Monster.

Just call me monster.

( Clears throat )

Fisherman bear, let's have something to eat.

Here is some cake.

Can I have cake?

And a nice cup of tea, fisherman bear.

Can I have tea?

This... Is for fisherman bear.

Oh.

Ah.ah.

I don't remember inviting a monster to my tea party.

Here, you can have some tea.

Would you like one lump of sugar, or two?

I would like lumps of sugar... Please.

Lumps?

That's too much sugar!

You'll get a toothache.

I'm a monster.

I'm not sweet enough.

It's just pretend sugar

So monster can have as much as he wants.

It's rude to take so much sugar.

( Growls )

I want sugar!

( Mitzi growling... )

* Oh...

* I'm just a fisherman bear

* I... Don't have a care

* I'm going to catch a fishy for my friend, lucy. *

Oh, splendid. Hooray!

How very thoughtful you are, fisherman bear.

We can have the fish for our supper.

Hey!

* I'm just mitzi's monster

* I don't have a care, either

* I'm kind of wild and hairy

* And I'm going to eat fisherman beary! *

Ooh!huh?!

( Clucks alarm )

Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw...

( All laughing )

( Gnawing and growling... )

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

( Laughing harder... )

Emily: stop that!

It's rude to eat people at a tea party.

( Audience gasps )

Cat: oh, my.

I don't think that was supposed to happen.

Perhaps someone should retrieve it.

Oh, nothing could make me touch that monster.

Oh, just when the show was getting good.

Look out below!

( Purrs )

We have to finish the show, emily.

Poor monster has a boo-boo.

I need a kiss to feel better.

Kiss, kiss, lucy.

No!

Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Emily: never!

He doesn't bite.

Do you?

Only when I'm hungry.

( Growls )

( Little bear giggling... )

( Lucy grunting... )

Come on, you two.

( Audience laughing )

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

( Audience laughing... )

( Growling... )

( Little bear grunting... )

Stop!

Monster and lucy, stop it!

Just one little boo-boo kiss.

( Growls softly )

( Grunting... )

They like our show!

Of course they do.

( Growling and grunting louder )

I think I'm going to faint.

( Sighs loudly )

Oh, my poor fisherman bear.

What has happened to you?

He's weak from not being fed tea and cake.

Me, too.

Monster: oh!

I must save my friends!

Only a kiss will make us better.

( Kisses )

I feel much better, thank you.

Me next!

Awake, sweet monster.

( Kisses )

( Yawns )

Hey, it's good to be back.

Shall we have some tea now?

Yes.

Let's "shall."

The end.

Yay!

That was great.

Bravo!yipee!yay!

Little bear: * da-da, da-dant-dant den... Den! *

I like happy endings.

Me, too.

Me, three.

( Duck quacking... )

( Snoring... )

( Quacks )

( Snoring... )

Hi, cat.

Want to play?

I'm sleeping.

No, you're not.

Your eye's open.

Snore, snore, snore.

Little bear: last one there's a rotten egg!

( Giggling )

Little bear, mitzi?

What are we playing?

Little bear: can't stop now, duck.

Hey!

( Meows, hoots )

Wait for me!

Hello!

Come on, duck!

I'm coming.

Emily: well, what game should we play?

Mitzi: how about tree tag?

Owl: hmm, I'm not sure.

Duck: I have an idea.

Little bear: well, I like to skip.

I know what we can play.

Hopscotch is fun.

I know a game.

How about... Simon says?

Simon says? ( Squeaks )

I think simon says is a wonderful game.

You do?

Great idea, duck.

It was?

Before we start, I want to know exactly

What the rules are.

Here's how it works.

If I say, "simon says hop on one foot"...

Then everybody has to hop on one foot.

Oh, that's easy.

But if I don't say "simon says"...

Then you don't do what he says.

What who says?

Little bear.

Oh.

You only do what simon says.

Okay.

Who's simon?

We have to pick somebody to be simon.

Oh, I get it.

Now, little bear picked the game, so, I'll be simon.

( All protest )

Okay, everybody line up over there.

You too, duck.

You didn't say "simon says."

Simon says get in a line, duck.

( Quacks )

All right, simon says hands on your head.

Very good.

Hey, this is simple.

Simon says scratch your head.

Scratch your nose.

You lose!

Simon didn't say to scratch your nose.

Cat and owl are out.

Cat: oh, I can't believe it.

Simon says to hop.

( Grumbling )

Simon says play leapfrog.

( Croaks )

( Giggles, croaks... )

( Croaks )

( Quacks )

Simon says...

( Croaks )

Stand up.

( Grunts, quacks )

Simon says shake your head.

Stomp your feet.

Hah, mitzi is out.

You too, duck.

( Grumbles )

My turn to be simon.

All right.

Simon says...

Swim like a fish.

Simon says now you're a sh**ting star.

( All make whooshing sounds )

Freeze!

( Continues... )

Mitzi wins!

I didn't say "simon says."

Mitzi.

( Continues... )

All: mitzi!

( Grunts )

Duck: you won!

Your turn to be simon.

Simon says to sit on the ground.

Hmm.

Okay, clap three times.

Cross your arms.

Mitzi: hmm...

Simon says close your eyes.

Simon says open your eyes.

Simon says stand up.

Simon says shake your tail.

Simon says open your mouth.

Simon says stick out your tongue.

Simon says close your mouth

And throw away the key.

Hmm...

You guys are really good.

Okay, you can open your mouth now.

( All sigh, talk )

Gotcha!

I didn't say simon says!

Duck wins!

Okay, duck, you're simon.

( Voice muffled )

Duck, simon says you can open your mouth.

Yay, I won!

Well, gee, I don't know what to do.

Uh... Duh... Ah! Um... Mmm, uh-uh.

Go ahead, duck.

Simon says...

Um....

Come on, duck.

Just say something.

Um....

Say anything.

Nod your head.

You all lose!

I didn't say simon says!

For goodness' sakes.

I'm tired of this game.

Duck: wait!

Simon says line up.

Wow.

Simon says turn left.

Ooh...

Simon says follow the leader.

Hup-quack-hup-huppity

Quack-quack-huppity-hup-hup

Hup-hup-huppity

Quack-hup-huppity

Hup-hup-quack

Huppity-hup-hup

Simon says take two steps backwards.

( All grunting... )

Simon says keep marching!

Quack-huppity-hup-quack-quack

Huppity-hup-hup-hup-hup...

Owl: my legs are getting tired.

Cat: come on, duck.

Simon says yawn!

( All yawn )

Simon says do jumping jacks.

( All panting )

Simon says laugh.

( Laughing )

Simon says cry.

( Crying )

Simon says...

( All groan )

Simon says...

Time for milk and cookies.

( All express gratitude )

Duck: hooray!

( Slurping loudly )

Thank you.

You're welcome.

( Sighs ) that was a good game, duck.

Owl: indeed.

Hen: yes.

Little bear: emily, look at all the apples.

( Tutu barks )

They're beautiful.

( Barking... )

Here's a good one.

Mmm. I love apples.

( Tutu barks )

( Both laughing )

When I grow up, I'm going to live in an apple tree.

( Giggles )

Oh, little bear.

That's a lot of applesauce.

What do you mean, "applesauce"?

Granny always says something is applesauce when it's silly.

Well, it's not a lot of applesauce.

I'm going to live in an apple tree

And eat lots of apples.

Apples, apples, apples.

Apple pie, apple pudding

Apple ice cream, apple sandwiches!

( Laughs )

Apple sandwiches?

Why not?

Mmm...

Don't eat them all, little bear.

( Mumbling )

Remember, we promised granny

We'd fill both our baskets

So she can make more applesauce.

I remember.

Too many bruises.

Oh...

That has to be the biggest and best apple

In the whole wide world.

Oh!

Come out of there, please.

Thank you.

Just a little bit more.

( Grunts )

( Whines )

That's a nice one.

Almost...

Got it!

Emily, look!

Whoa!

( Gasps ) I've got it!

Oops!

Ow.

What was that?

( Sniffing )

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

( Yelps )

Did that apple make a noise?

I don't think it was the apple.

Oh, you poor thing.

You poor, poor thing.

Is he dead?

What?

I guess not.

Are you okay?

( Barks )

( Sniffing )

You were hit by an apple.

A very big apple.

( Croaking )

Sorry.

We don't speak toad.

But we're glad you're not dead.

( Croaks )

I think he's glad, too.

My name is emily.

This is little bear, and this is tutu.

( Croaks )

Hello.

( Croaks ): hello.

Hello.

( Howling croak )

I wish I knew what you were saying.

Oh!

Hello.

Do you like apples?

( Croaks )

Hmm, I'll just put you and the apple

On the ground here.

We have to get back to granny's house.

She's making applesauce.

( Croaking )

Maybe he wants to go to granny's house, too.

( Gasps )

( Croaks )

Maybe.

( Croaking )

Hmm...

Hello?

Oh!

Oh, ooh.

He's a toad of few words.

Oh, I think he has plenty to say.

You just have to know how to hear it.

( Croaks )

Really? You don't say.

( Whispers ): granny understands toads.

What's he saying?

( Croaks ): applesauce.

Ah, I think he says he's hungry.

( Croaks ): applesauce.

Did he say "applesauce"?

Ooh! Now you are being silly.

That applesauce is hot.

Toads can be very stubborn.

( Croaks ): applesauce.

I'll have none of that.

You are to stay out of

The hot applesauce.

I have some that's already cooled and ready to eat.

( Slurping, gulping )

He was hungry!

I wonder if that toad is really a prince under a spell.

A prince?

( Hiccups )

Oh, yes!

A handsome prince, from bulgaria!

Yes! He's a handsome prince from bulgaria

Who was turned into a toad by a mean, old witch.

He just looks like a plain, old toad to me.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Someone has to kiss him.

Not me!

( Laughs )

I'm not going to kiss an ugly, old toad.

( Sniffs )

( Slurps )

( Whimpers )

Tutu kissed the toad!

Oh, tutu.

( Croaks )

I'm afraid this toad is not a handsome prince.

Oh.

But he is a handsome toad, don't you think?

( Croaks )

You're sure he isn't a handsome prince?

No, he's all toad.

But that doesn't mean

That you shouldn't treat him like a handsome prince.

Hello, prince toad.

( Croaks )

( Laughs )

Well, anyone who likes my applesauce

Is a prince to me.

Then I guess I'm a prince, too.

( Giggles ) me, too.

( Barks )

( Laughs )

And that's not just a lot of applesauce.

( Little bear croaks )

( Croaks back )

( Croaks )

( Croaks ): applesauce.

Applesauce.

Applesauce.