04x13 - The Painting/The Kiss/The Wedding

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Little Bear". Aired: October 7, 1995 – June 1, 2001.*
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Set in the North American wilderness around the end of the 19th century, the series follows the titular character as he goes on exciting adventures and learns new things with his friends Emily, Duck, Hen, Cat, and Owl.
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04x13 - The Painting/The Kiss/The Wedding

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(Birds singing )

(Owl hooting... )

(Hen squawks )

Cat: boo!

(Squawking )

All: whoa!

(All laughing )

Father bear: hmm, now where did I put those glasses?

I can't find them anywhere.

(Giggles )

Father bear?

Oh, just a minute, little bear

I'm trying to find my glasses.

(Chuckles )

What are you looking for?

I can't find them anywhere.

What?

I can't find my glasses.

(Laughs )

(Chuckles )

You can't find your glasses?

I can't find them anywhere.

Oh...

(Chuckles )

Thanks.

(Laughing )

(Chuckles )

(Joins in )

Mmm...

Silly.

Has anyone seen my thimble?

Oh, now where did I put the newspaper?

I just had it.(Giggles )

Maybe it's with my thimble.

Good-bye!

I'm going painting now.

Oh... Good-bye, little bear.

Good-bye.

(Buzzing )

Skunk: she loves me...

Hmm... She loves me not...

She loves me...

She loves me not...

She loves me...

(Sadly ): she loves me not.

Hello, mr. Skunk.

Oh... Hello, little bear.

What's wrong?

Nobody loves me.

Nobody?

Nobody.

Who would want to kiss a skunk?

(Clears throat )

Uh, well...

See?

Nobody loves me.

(Quacking )

Hello.

Ask duck.

Well... I don't know.

Ask me what, ask me what?

Mr. Skunk wants to be kissed.

No, thank you.

I'm a duck.

Ducks don't kiss skunks.

I have to go now.

See?

There must be somebody.

(Owl hoots )

Let's ask owl.

Owl?

(Hoots )

Good morning, little bear.

Morning, owl.

Good morning, mr. Skunk.

Morning.

Mr. Skunk wants somebody to kiss him.

I'd kiss him.

You would?

But I can't.

Why not?

Hmm...

Because.

Good luck.

(Hoots )

Because why?

Because I'm an owl

And everyone knows owls

Don't kiss skunks.

See?

She loves me...

She loves me not...

She loves me...

(Voice fading ): she loves me not.

Hmm...

(Laughs )

(Growls )

(Laughs )

What's that?

Hello, hen.

It's a picture for mother bear.

Do you like it?

Like it?

It's very...

Very...

Very...

Funny?

Is it?

This picture makes me happy.

Well...

Good.

Skunk: she loves me...

She loves me not...

She loves me...

She loves me not.

(Skunk sighs )

There, there, there.

Mr. Skunk wants somebody to kiss him.

Oh, dear.

No! No, no, no.

Uh, no offense.

You're a perfectly nice skunk, but...

No.

(Clucking )

Sorry.

That's okay.

(Gasps softly )

Oh, wait!

Uh, mr. Skunk?

Would you take this picture to mother bear for me?

Okay, sure.

Why not?

Tell her it's from little bear.

(Door creaking )

Well, hello, mr. Skunk.

Hello, mother bear.

This is for you.

Oh... Thank you.

It's a picture from little bear.

Oh...

(Laughs )

(Laughs )

Oh, I love it.

It's beautiful.

What is it?

Look.

(Laughs heartily )

Little bear.

Well... Good-bye.

Wait, mr. Skunk.

This is for little bear.

Will you take it to him, mr. Skunk?

(Gasps )

You kissed me.

Yes, I did.

Will you take my kiss to little bear?

Sure.

Somebody kissed me!

Oh...

Somebody kissed me!

(Skunk laughing gleefully )

Somebody kissed me!

Interesting.

(Laughing )

Oh! Somebody kissed me!

Somebody kissedme!

(Chirping... )

Little bear? Little bear?

I've got a kiss for you from mother bear.

(Laughs )

Where are you?

Om...

Duck: and a mean, old, ugly witch

Cast a spell and turned you into a frog

But you're really a handsome prince.

No, I am really a frog.

Om...

(Titters )

(Splash )

I am a beautiful princess

So if you kiss me

You'll turn back into a handsome prince.

But I do not want to be a handsome prince.

I like being a frog.

Om...

Who wants to kiss me?

Why won't anybody kiss me?

I'll kiss you.

Huh?

(Kisses )

Ooh...

Oh! You kissed me.

Uh-huh.

Isn't it wonderful? (Chuckles )

You kissed me!

Ah...

(Chuckles )

It's a kiss for little bear.

And now I've got it.

(Quacks )

(Quacks )

Duck... Mother bear gave me that kiss

To give to little bear.

(Giggles )

I've got the kiss.

Duck, give it back.

(Titters )

You'll have to catch me.

Duck!

(Quacking )

Yee-ha!

Wha...?

(Kisses )

Ribbit.

Yuck.

Give me back the kiss.

I don't have it.

Frog has it.

Can I have my kiss back?

I have to give it to little bear.

Frogs do not kiss skunks.

Duck: well...

I guess you'll have to kiss... Me!

(Kisses )

(Quacks )

You kissed me.

No, you kissed me.

I've got the kiss!

(Quacking... )

Give it back!

You have to catch me!

Duck, come...

W-wait!

Duck!

(Laughs )

Too much kissing.

Om...

(Snoring and purring... )

Cat?

(Kisses )

(Screeches )

(Giggles )

You kissed me.

Uh-huh... But you can't keep it.

Mmm....

Why not?

It's a kiss for little bear.

So give it back.

You want the kiss back?

Mm-hmm.

Okay... But you'll have to catch me first.

Hey... Wait!

(Laughing and purring )

Wait for me!

(Quacking )

(Panting )

Hmm...

Oh.

Mr. Skunk?

Female voice: hello.

Oh...

You're not mr. Skunk.

No.

Those are pretty flowers.

Thank you.

They're for my wedding.

You're getting married?

Mm-hmm.

(Humming "here comes the bride..." )

Who are you marrying?

I don't know yet.

But it will be somebody wonderful.

(Humming... )

Uh... Well... Good luck.

Where are you going?

I'm looking for a kiss.

A kiss?

Why didn't you say so?

(Kisses )

Oh... Uh...

Interesting.

Cat?

What's going on?

Shh...

I'm hiding from duck.

Are you playing hide and seek?

Shh!

(Quacks )

(Cat and owl yelp )

(Titters ) got you!

Now give me back my kiss.

I can't.

Why?

Because...

(Kisses )

Hey!

Owl has it. (Chuckles )

Oh, for goodness' sakes...

What am I supposed to do with it?

Give the kiss to me.

(Hen squawks )

What is going on here?

We're playing tag.

What kind of tag?

Kissing tag.

Kissing tag?

Who's it?

(Kisses ) you are!

Oh... (Squawks )

I didn't know you cared. (Giggles )

I don't.

I, I mean... I do, but...

You're it!

(Squawks )

I'm it!

(Owl hooting )

(Laughter )

Duck: kiss me.

(Hen squawking )

I'm going to kiss you.

(Hooting and laughter... )

Duck, what's going on?

We're playing kissing tag.

(Squawks )

(Kisses )

And you're it!

(Laughs )

(Squawking... )

Uh, hey... (Laughing... )

(Both gasp )

Oh...

Hello.

Hello...

Um... Have you seen my kiss?

I think so.

(Kisses )

Oh...

(Kisses )

(All exclaiming )

Too much kissing.

(Kissing )

Both: will you marry me?

Both: yes.

We're getting married!

Interesting.

(Kissing... )

(Laughing... )

This is the last one, emily.

(Humming )

Little bear: how does it look?

Come and see.

This is going to be a beautiful wedding.

Where's the groom?

Psst! Little bear.

How do I look?

Hmm.

Very distinguished.

Ready?

Mmm...

Mr. Skunk?

(Nervously ): um-hmm.

Good.

(Quacking )

Duck and hen: ooh!

Lovely.

Hello, owl.

Hello, hen.

Will you walk me down the aisle?

Certainly.

(Clucking "here comes the bride" )

Oh, no.

(Keeps clucking song )

Whoo-ooh-ooh!

* Here comes the bride *

* Big, fat and wide. *

(Chuckles )

* There goes the groom *

* Skinny as a broom. *

(Giggles )

Looks like everyone's here.

It's time.

Time?

I'll go get the bride.

* I love you truly

* Truly, dear

(Humming "I love you, truly" )

Miss skunk?

(Gasps )

(Spraying )

Oh, hey!

(Coughing )

Eww! I've been skunked.

What did you do that for?

I'm sorry, little bear

But you frightened me.

I stink.

I don't think you stink.

Of course not.

You're a skunk.

We have to get to the wedding now.

(Snoring... )

Ooh!

Little bear: hello, everyone.

The wedding is about to begin.

(Sniffing )

Hmm...

Little bear?

(All sniffing... )

Duck and hen: oh!

Cat: oh, dear, dear, dear!

(Whimpers )

Ooh!

What's that smell?

Oh, my.

Oh, dear.

(Sniffing... )

Ready?

Ready.

(Whines )

(All sniffing... )

Little bear?

Maybe you should let miss skunk

Go down the aisle by herself.

Ooh!

All: ooh! Phew!

(Sneezes )

Ooh!

Oh, dear.

Oh.

I guess so.

Little bear!

Maybe she changed her mind.

She loves me?

She loves me not.

She loves me...

She loves menot...

(Someone clears throat )

(Softly ): ready?

Ready.

Oh, that's a good idea.

(Whimpers )

Boo-hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

(Laughing )

Oh!

(Clears throat )

Shall we begin?

Um-hmm.um-hmm.

(Clears throat )

Dearly beloved.

We are gathered here today to celebrate love.

Love, love, love, what else is there?

(Clears throat )

Do you promise to kiss each other until the end of time?

We do.we do.

Dear friends, may I present to you...

Mr. And mrs. Skunk.

Little bear: hooray!

What a wonderful wedding!

Yay!

You may kiss the...

(Noisy kissing... )

Oh!

Too much... Kissing.

(Cheering, laughing, quacking, clucking... )

Duck: yay!

Lovely footwork, duck.

(Purring )

May I have this dance, hen?

You may.

Whoa!

Whoa.... Oh!

Whoo!

(Clucks )

I have a wedding present for you.

Oh?oh?

Mrs. Skunk: ah!

Mr. Skunk: ooh!

It's beautiful.

Thank you, little bear.

Good-bye.

(All laughing )

Oh, that is beautiful.

Good-bye.

Good-bye, everyone.

Thank you for the beautiful wedding.

Bye-bye, good luck.

All: bye, good luck.

Happy newlyweds!

(All laughing )

Love is crazy.

Oh!

(Laughing )

It sure is.

I have something for you, little bear.

You do?

Uh-huh.

Close your eyes.

I believe that belongs to you.

A kiss for little bear.
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