02x03 - Max''s Froggy Friend/Max''s Music/Max Gets Wet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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02x03 - Max''s Froggy Friend/Max''s Music/Max Gets Wet

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[Whimsical music]

[Man and woman] ♪ max and ruby.

♪ Ruby and max.

♪ Max and ruby.

♪ Ruby and max.

[Man] ♪ max and ruby.

[Woman] ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪

[Light whimsical music]



[Breathes deeply]

These will look beautiful on the table,

Don't you think so, max?

[Croaking]

Froggy.

Boink

Boink

[Croaks]

[Ruby] I'm just going to pick

A few more flowers for our centerpiece,

And then I'll be ready to go, okay, max?

Froggy.

[Croaks]

Don't you think they'll look beautiful

At our tea party?

[Whimsical music]



I just don't know what little brothers see in froggies,

Especially when they could be pickingbeautiful flowers.

Hmm, let's see if these go with the others.

Oh, they're perfect.

Grandma's going to love this centerpiece.

[Buzzing noise]

[Croaks]

[Whimsical music continues]



Boink

Boink

I think I've got just the right number of flowers.

All right, max, it's time to go home.

Grandma's going to be over soon for our tea party.

Froggy.

You have to say good-bye to the froggy now.

It's time to go home.

I'll put all your toys in the wagon.

Froggy.

Hmm, I think that's everything.

All I need now is max.

Max, you have to come now.

Don't fall off, little flowers.

I want grandma to see every beautiful little petal.

Max, are you--oh.

Froggy.

Max, you can't bring froggy home.

Froggy wants to stay here in the creek.

It's his home.

Go take froggy back to his home.

I'll wait for you.

[Soft piano music]

[Croaks]

Bye, froggy.

Max?

Hurry.

Grandma's going to be at our house any minute.

Oh, good, you're here.

Hmm.

Let me see your hands.

No froggy?

Good, then let's go.

[Frog croaks]

What was that?

[Frog croaks]

All right, max, where is it?

[Croaks]

Froggy.

Creek. Back it goes, max.

We can't have any froggies at a tea party for grandma.

[Croaks]

Hurry up, max.

At last.

You finally let the froggy go back home?

I'd better check.

Let me see your hands, max.

No froggy?

No froggy.

Good, now, let me check your overalls pocket.

No froggy?

No froggy.

Okay, let's go, max.

We've got a lot to do before grandma comes over.

We have to set the table

And arrange the flowers in the centerpiece

And put out the tea and cookies.

I found this vase to put the flowers in.

Don't they look beautiful, max?

[Frog croaks]

[Gasps]

What was that?

I heard a froggy, max.

Where is it?

[Frog croaks]

Hmm, it seems to be coming from--

[Frog croaks]

Over here.

[Frog croaks]

Hmm, it seems to be coming

From behind you, max.

Aha,

There it is.

[Croaks]

Froggy.

Max, froggy can't come and stay here.

He wants to be at home in his creek.

Besides, grandma's going to be here soon,

And a tea party is no place for froggies.

Back he goes, max.

[Light whimsical music]

Let's see, what else do we need?

Tea, of course.

Bye, froggy.

[Water trickling]

[Croaks]

Hmm.

Hi, max.

Let me see your hands.

No froggy?

No froggy.

[Sighs sadly]

[Frog croaks]

Boink boink boink

Let me check your front pocket.

No froggy?

No froggy.

Boink boink boink

All right, now your back pocket.

No froggy?

No froggy.

Good, now we can have our tea party with grandma.

And now--[frog croaking]

Grandma.

What are you doing with that froggy?

I found him along the path to your house,

So I thought I'd give him a ride.

Boink boink

What a beautiful centerpiece.

I made it myself.

[Grandma] somebody else seems to like it too.

[Croaks]

Froggy.

[Whimsical music]



Thanks for fixing the chair, max.

Valerie and louise are coming over

To practice for the bunny scout concert.

Our group is called ruby's red hot trio,

And we're going to play the farmer in the dell.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell]



Ta-da.

Play.

[Playing random piano notes]

That's not how you play the piano, max.

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, good, they're here.

Hi, ruby.hi, ruby.

Hello, valerie.

Hi, louise.

Are you ready to practice?

I've got my violin right here.

And I've got my recorder.

Would you like to see it?

I carry it in this case to keep it safe.

See, I blow in this end, and music comes out that end.

[Playing recorder]

Play.

There's only one recorder, max.

And only one violin.

You don't have a musical instrument, max,

So you can't make music.

[Whimsical music]



Play.

Introducing ruby's red hot trio,

Featuring ruby on piano.

[Playing piano]

Louise on violin.

[Playing violin]

And valerie on recorder.

[Loud clanging noise]

Play.

It's ruby's red hot trio, max.

That means three musicians, not four.

Four is a quartet.

And a quintet is five.

Play.

Stop making noise, max.

We're making music.

Tools do not make music.

I'm sorry you can't play music with us,

But we could use a helper.

Yes, every musician needs a helper.

All kinds of people need helpers.

You could start

By carrying our instrument cases offstage, please.

Thank you, max.

Now we can practice.

Why don't we practice our solos first?

That way, we'll be perfect when we play together.

That's a great idea.

I've been practicing my solo all day.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell]



It's no wonder you're the band leader.

I've been practicing too.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell]



Bravo.

[Clapping]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Clapping continues]

[Whimsical music]



Play.

It's time for your solo, valerie.

I'm a bit nervous.

You and louise are such good musicians.

You can do it, valerie.

[Playingbaa, baa black sheep]



I did it.

You playedbaa, baa, black sheep beautifully, valerie.

Only we're practicing farmer in the dell e

For the concert.

Oops, wrong music.

[Jackhammer noise]

What's that noise?

It's not me.

Play.

Please stop making noise, max.

You can't make music, but you can help.

Here,

Why don't you take these concert posters out

And tape them up where people can see them?

Thank you, max.

Now we can practice.

[Light whimsical music]



Hello, max.

Advertising for the bunny scout concert, I see.

I'm really looking forward to hearing them.

The only thing better than hearing a concert band

Is beingin a concert band.

Okay, red hot trio.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell off-tempo]



What's that noise?

Now that we're playing together, it's more difficult.

How are we going to be ready for the bunny scout concert?

[Whimsical music]



[Squeaking noises]

I'll tap my foot in time to the b*at.

You can both follow me.

Let's try.

One and two and three.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell]

We sound awful.

Were you watching my foot, valerie?

I tried, but I can't watch your foot

And play at the same time.

I need to look at my fingers.

We've just got to try again until we get it right.

[Playingthe farmer in the dell]



[Squeaking noise]

Max, what are you doing?

Wait, I think it's working.

Do that again, max.

[Squeaking in time to the b*at]

[Playing the farmer in the dell]

Huh, it is working.

[Begins playing]

That's it. Keep going, max.

[All playing the farmer in the dell]



That was perfect.

We'll have to change our name to ruby's red hot quartet,

Featuring ruby on piano--

Louise on violin--

Valerie on recorder--

[Together] and max on whack-a-mole.

Music.

[All playing the farmer in the dell]



[Whimsical music]



Mmm, that was a yummy lunch.

Whew, there's nothing like a cold wet drink

On a hot summer day, right, max?

[Slurping]

Aah.

Oh, no.

[Plants rustling]

The vegetables are thirsty too, max.

I'd better get the hose

And give them some water.

[Light squeaking noise]

[Water trickling]

There.

Now the garden can have a cold, wet drink,

Just like us.

I'll get this lemonade back in the fridge

Before all the ice cubes melt.

Phew.

[Whimsical music]



[Squeaking noise]

[Rumbling noise]

[Trickling noise]

Wet.

No, max.

You can't go swimming yet.

Bunny scout leader says,

"Always wait at least / hour after eating

Before going swimming."

If you don't, you could get a cramp in your tummy.

You wouldn't want to get a cramp in your tummy,

Would you, max?

Anyway, we have to water our vegetables first.

Look, they're so thirsty,

They're getting all shriveled up.

Like this, max.

Good.

Ooh, it looks like our flowers

Are thirsty too.

I'll go get the extra piece of hose.

You stay here and make sure all the vegetable plants

Get a drink first.

[Water trickling]

Phew.

[Water hissing]

[Gurgling noise]

Wet.

Max.

Wet.

Sorry, max, we can fill your pool

After we water the flowers.

This garden's going to need a very big, long drink.

There are too many weeds in this garden, max.

You know, it's easier to get weeds out

When the dirt is wet.

Let's go get the garden tools and do some weeding.

Come on, max.

We can put the weeds in here.

Now, where is that hoe?

[Sloshing noise]

[Trickling noise]

[Bucket squeaking]

I found the garden tools, max.

[Sloshing noise]

Max, I know you want to go swimming,

But you have to wait just a little longer.

Right now we're going to take care of our garden,

All right?

Wet.

[Sighs]

Later, max.

Here, max.

You love digging in the dirt.

You'll probably find lots of squirmy worms.

[Digging noises]

You know, I just had an idea.

Maybe the plants are hungry too.

I think I'll go get some organic plant food

To mix into the soil while we're digging.

Please leave the hose in the garden.

All right, max?

Phew.

[Whimsical music]



[Splashing noise]

Wet.

[Gasps]

Oh, max.

Wet.

Look at you.

You're covered in mud.

[Laughing]

Wet.

Hmm, I think I've got a good idea.

[Squeaking noise]

[Spraying noise]

Now you and the garden

Can get wet at the same time, max.

And no tummy aches.

Wet.

[Laughing]

Wet.
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