04x07 - Max''s Balloon Buddies/Ruby''s Penny Carnival/Ruby''s Big Win

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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04x07 - Max''s Balloon Buddies/Ruby''s Penny Carnival/Ruby''s Big Win

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[Whimsical music]

Man and woman: ♪ max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby

- Oh, I can't wait till we get to the front of the line.

I bet the flowers in this year's flower festival

Are even more gorgeous than ever.

- Balloon.

- Yes, max, they have balloons too.

But the best part of the flower festival

Is seeing all the beautiful flowers.

- Balloon.

- We can see the balloons later, max.

We'll lose our place in line if we go now.

- Balloon.

- Oh, okay, max.

We'll go get you a balloon,

And then we'll get back in line for the flower show.

Wow, max.

Look at all the balloons.

Excuse me, mr. Clown.

My brother would like a balloon.

[Gasps]

Mr. Huffington.

- [Chuckles] why, hello, ruby.

Hi, max.

One balloon coming right up.

Watch this.

Ta-da!

- Balloon!

- No ordinary balloon for my friend max.

- It's a doggy.

- Balloon.

- Thanks, mr. H.

Now we're going to see the flower show.

- Have a blooming good time. [Giggles]

[Honks nose]

- I hope the line-up for the flower show

Is a little shorter now.

Uh-uh, max.

We're going to see the flowers.

You got your balloon.

Now we go line up for the flower show.

Fair is fair.

[Sniffs]

Ah, I can almost smell the flowers from here,

But they smell even better in person.

[Giggles]

Those roses look so real, don't they, max?

Hey, that's a great idea.

The flowers can wait for one more minute.

Grandma would love to see photos of us as rose blossoms.

Say cheese, max.

[Squeaking]

[Gasps]

Pop!

- Balloon.

- Sorry, max.

I guess balloons and rosebushes don't mix.

Don't worry.

We'll get you a new balloon.

But we have to hurry so I can see the flower show.

- [Honks nose]

Mr. Huffington.

- Ruby, max.

Back from the flower show so soon?

- We didn't get there.

Max's balloon doggy popped.

Could he have a new one, please?

- Of course.

Hmm, what'll it be this time?

Ta-da!

- Oh, it's a ducky.

- Balloon.

- Ooh, that's a great duck, isn't it, max?

Quack, quack.

- [Chuckles]

Come on, max.

Thank you, mr. H.

- My pleasure, ruby.

Have fun, max.

[Honks nose]

- If we hop to it,

We can still see those flowers before it's all over.

Excuse us.

Thank you.

Oh, good.

The line is shorter now.

- Balloon!

Balloon.

- Max, your balloon.

Oh!

You have to hang on tight to a balloon.

- Balloon.

- Oh, it's getting late,

And I still haven't seen the flowers.

- Balloon?

- Oh, okay.

We'll get you another balloon,

And then we'll see the flowers,

But we have to hurry.

Mr. Huffington.

- Balloon.

- Not again.

- This time, max's balloon duck flew away.

Can we please get another one?

- Your duck flew south?

Well, we can take care of that in a jiffy.

- [Gasps]

- It's a bunny, max,

Just like you.

- Balloon.

- Here.

Now it can't float away.

Good.

Now, we have to hurry

If I'm going to see those beautiful flowers.

Thank you, mr. Huffington.

I hope we make it.

Max.

We don't have time for cotton candy.

The flower show is going to close soon.

Come on. It's this way.

What's the matter, max?

- Balloon.

- Max?

Oh, hang on.

I'll get it free.

It just needs a good tug.

Oh, no.

Catch it, max.

I've got it.

Oh, come back here.

Oof!

- Balloon.

- I'm sorry your bunny balloon deflated,

But maybe seeing the beautiful flowers will cheer you up.

Okay.

I'm the one who deflated your balloon,

So I should be the one to fix it.

But we have to hurry.

Mr. Huffington,

Max's balloon bunny deflated.

- Oh, dear.

Well, don't worry, max. We can fix it.

You kids caught me just in time.

The fair is closing.

- Closing?

Oh, no.

I didn't get to see the flowers.

I've been wanting to see those beautiful flowers all day,

And I missed the whole show.

If only we could have seen even one beautiful flower.

[Gasps]

For me?

Oh, thank you, mr. Huffington.

And thank you, max.

My very own beautiful balloon.

- Flower.

- You can look now.

Ta-da!

- Oh! - [Gasps]

- Ruby, you look fantastic.

- Please, please.

Call me ruby the great,

The all-knowing, all-seeing, incredible fortune-teller.

- Can you tell my fortune?

- Yes.

I see lots and lots of bunnies

Coming to our penny carnival.

- I hope so.

We have to make lots of pennies so we can go on our field trip.

- That's why we have these jars to put our pennies in.

- Grrr.

Scary.

- Oh, max.

What do you think of my outfit?

- She's ruby the great,

The incredible fortune-teller.

- You know what a fortune-teller is, don't you, max?

A fortune-teller can tell you

What's going to happen in the future.

Do you want me to tell your fortune?

[Giggles]

I see a little brother bunny helping his big sister bunny

So her penny carnival is a big success.

And you know how you can help, max?

- Grrr.

Scary.

- You can't help by being scary,

But you can help by going somewhere else to play.

Thanks, max.

- What can we do next, ruby?

[Gasps]

I mean, ruby the great.

- I see us setting up my fortune-telling table.

- Okay. - All right.

- This tablecloth will go great with my crystal ball.

- It's beautiful.

- Does it really work?

- Only when ruby the great looks into it

Will all be revealed.

- What do you see?

- I see...

I see...

Aagh!

A big hairy spider.

[Shrieking]

- [Laughs] scary.

[Together] max.

- You're supposed to be putting your toys away,

Not scaring us.

We have a lot of work to do before every bunny arrives,

So please put your scary spider somewhere else, okay?

- [Sighs]

- What should we do next?

- Let's set up the beanbag toss.

- Good idea.

That's going to be my table.

[Giggling]

- Perfect.

- Why don't you give it a try, ruby?

- Sure.

Ruby the great sees this beanbag

Going right into that lion's mouth.

Huh?

[Shrieking]

- Grrr.

Scary.

- Max.

You made me miss my sh*t.

Please take your scary bat someplace else.

- [Sighs]

- What else do we have to set up, ruby?

- Hmm.

Only the most important table in the penny carnival.

All: the sweets table!

[Giggling]

- This is the perfect tablecloth.

- Mm, isn't our sweets table missing something?

All: sweets!

[Laughter]

- They're in the kitchen.

- Grrr.

Scary.

- Everything looks delicious.

Wait a second.

Who brought that plate?

- I didn't.

Did you, valerie?

- No, not me.

- Hmm.

[All shrieking]

- Rargh!

Scary.

- Max, you're going to scare all our customers away.

Go be scary someplace else.

Whew.

That was close.

Our customers will be here any minute.

- Wow.

You really can see into the future.

Here they come.

- Oh, my!

Doesn't this penny carnival look marvelous?

[Giggling]

- Scary.

- Thank you.

- We have a winner!

- Ruby the great can see that baby huffington...

Is going to grow up to be the first space-bunny on the moon.

- [Giggles]

- That'll be one penny, please.

- Thank you, ruby the great.

Baby huffington loves space travel stories.

- Thanks. - [Cooing]

- Who wants to be next to have their fortune told

By ruby the great?

Huh?

Any-bunny?

- [Sighs]

- Where did every-bunny go?

- Ah, there's something going on over there.

- Huh?

Oh, no.

- Oh, my.

- Grandma, what's going on?

Is max in there?

- Yes, he is, ruby.

[Giggles]

Be careful.

[Door slams shut]

Both: ahh!

- Ah!

- Eek! - Ahh!

- Eek!

- Ah!

- [Gasps] - oh!

- Grrr!

Scary!

- Max, what are you doing?

Come on out.

- That was fun.

- Fun?

- What a good idea to have a monster house.

- Monster house?

- Oh, yes.

Every bunny loves to be scared.

- It sure looks like it.

- Ruby the great can see...

Every bunny at the penny carnival

Will love max's monster house because it's...

- Grrr!

Scary!

- Do you know why fun fairs are called fun fairs, max?

Because there's no place more fun in the whole wide world.

Not only do you get to play fun games,

But you also get to win great prizes.

- Win!

Win!

- Giganto splash, ring toss, and balloon blammo

Are all fun games, max.

But we only have this many tickets,

And I want to make the most of them.

We need to find the game with the best prize.

[Gasps]

And there it is:

Mr. Huffington's dunk-a-bunch of basketballs.

Hello, mr. Huffington.

- Hi, ruby.

- I always wanted to win a goldfish.

- Win!

- Well, I hope you do.

Hi, max.

- Win!

- If you want to win the prize,

You have to sh**t this basketball through that hole.

- No problem.

- One ticket gets you three goes.

Good luck.

- Luck has nothing to do with it.

I'm bunny scout basketball hoop champion.

- Oh!

Hmm.

- Oops.

- You still have one sh*t left.

- Aw, better luck next time.

- Win!

- You go play candy's whomp-a-weasel game

If you like, max.

I'm going to win that goldfish.

I'd like to try again, please.

Maybe I'll sh**t better without so many distractions.

- Win.

- Hi, max.

All you need to do to win a prize is whomp the weasel

Every time he pops up out of his hole.

Think you can do that, max?

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!

[Bell ringing]

You certainly showed that weasel who's boss.

Here's your prize.

- Win!

- [Growling]

Missed it by that much.

Don't worry, mr. Goldfish.

I'm going to win you.

I'm not going to let anything distract me

From making this next sh*t.

- Win!

- [Sighs]

That's great, max,

But you made me blow my sh*t.

- That's okay, ruby.

There are plenty more games at the fair

With lots of fun prizes.

- I don't want other prizes.

I want that goldfish.

- We have a winner.

- You go try roger's coconut toss if you want,

But I'm not going anywhere without my goldfish.

Another go, please.

- Knock the coconut off its stand and win a prize.

- Win.

- Here you go, max.

Take your time.

[Whistles]

Okay, max, this is your last ball.

Make it count.

- [Gasps]

- Those pitching lessons really paid off.

Here's your prize.

- Win!

- Winning is harder than I thought.

Are you sure that hole is big enough

For this ball to go through?

- It sure is.

See? As easy as pie.

Oh.

- Win.

- Good for you, max.

Maybe you should stick around and bring me luck.

I'd like another go, please.

- Maybe you should try the giganto splash,

The ring toss, or the balloon blammo.

- But they don't have a goldfish prize.

I want that goldfish.

I just know I can win it.

- Come on, folks.

Send the rocket to the moon.

Ring the bell and win a prize.

- [Gasps]

Win!

- No way, max.

It's two tickets.

That's all the tickets we have left.

- Win!

- Okay, go have a good time at mr. Piazza's moon blaster.

I still have three throws to win that goldfish.

[Giggles]

- Win!

- You sure, max?

That's a pretty big rocket.

- Uh-huh. Win.

- That's what I like to hear.

Jump as hard as you can and send that rocket to the moon.

[Beeping]

Jump harder, max.

[Beeping]

You got one more try, max.

Make it count.

[Beeping]

Whoa-ho!

You did it, max!

- [Gasps]

- You rang the bell.

- Win!

- This is my last chance to win that goldfish.

I've just got to get it through that hole.

- Win!

[Bell ringing] - max--huh?

I did it.

I won! I won! I won!

- Way to go, ruby.

Whew.

That's a relief.

Here's your prize.

- Hello, mr. Goldfish.

My name is ruby, and I'm taking you home.

[Gasps]

Max,

Now that I've won the goldfish, I have nowhere to keep it.

It can't live in a plastic bag forever.

What am I going to do?

Hmm.

My goldfish loves its new home.

Max, it looks like you helped everyone.

- Win!
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