Do you guys realize we've all
been working here for almost a
year?
Ugh, there better be life
beyond Khaki Barn, that's all I
can say.
Oh, come on.
It hasn't been that bad.
And this summer's gonna be
awesome!
Yup, another summer napping
at Stick-It sounds pretty sweet.
Have you given up all
pretence of doing any actual
work?
You got it.
Found the next store you're
gonna get fired from yet,
Jonesy?
Actually, I have.
Brace yourselves, people.
Taj Ma-Home Video has just
opened in the mall!
No way!
Don't tease me, dude!
I tease you not.
And employees get % off
everything in the store.
Yeah, it's true!
My brother works at the east end
store, and they have a sick
employees-only movie theatre!
It's like a little taste of
heaven right here in the mall,
and I'm gonna go get me some of
that.
Have you guys seen Wyatt
today?
Not yet.
I'm kind of getting worried
about him.
Serena just dumped Wyatt for
Chad and Wyatt's not taking it
very well.
He's kind of--
Obsessed.
(Groaning)
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Hey, how's it going, dude?
(Sighing)
I just don't get it.
What does she see in that guy?
Oh, man!
Are we gonna go there again?
I can't help it.
I miss her.
We better get studying.
Oh, right!
We'll be over at Grind Me if
anyone's looking for us.
Ow!
Oh no!
Are you okay?
Nice swing, girl!
I'm so sorry!
That's okay, it's just my
eye.
Grind Me.
That's where we used to hang
out.
(Sighing)
Better get to work.
Is she gonna be there?
Serena?
Yeah, she's the manager.
I can't believe you're
still working together.
Seriously!
Maybe that's why it's so hard
for you to get over her.
Especially with that Chad
dude.
I'm fine, really!
I can handle it!
(Smacking)
(Screaming)
(Groaning)
Wyatt!
What's up?
Nothing!
Just wondering if you wanted a
coffee?
No, thanks.
Yeah, I'd dig a coffee.
Hook me up.
(Kissing)
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
starting to find my way ♪
♪ Got a new job
gonna start at the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen sixteen
♪ Got to make the good times
last ♪
Yeah, hey, man.
Do you have that song, the one
where the girl stomps on the
guy's heart and squishes it into
the ground?
Oh, that song!
Hold on.
Excuse me, Serena, this customer
would like to find some song
about a girl stomping a guy's
heart.
And I thought, since you're so
good at that, you might be able
to help him.
Have a nice day.
JONESY: Kristen, Kirsten!
What's up, girls?
Shh!
Jonesy, what are you doing here?
Same thing as you, applying
for a job!
You can't tell Chrissy we're
here.
This is, like, khaki treason!
I thought you liked working
at Khaki Barn.
We love Khaki Barn!
But we heard that you can get so
much more popular if you work at
this store!
Check another point for the
Taj.
Plus, all the hottest guys
shop here for movies.
And uncheck that point.
Later, girls!
(Coughing)
Ugh!
Sorry, dude.
Hate it when that happens.
Just give me a beefsteak
kebab.
There you go, man, and it's
half price because of the
popcorn on the forehead thing.
Whatever.
(Whimpering)
How's it look?
CAITLIN: Ooh!
Ew, I don't know what's grosser,
the black eye or the fact that
he's got raw meat on his face.
Ow!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, no, does it hurt?
It's not that bad, really.
(Groaning)
I'm just gonna have the mall
nurse take a look at it.
Guys, this is so bad!
That's the second thing I've
done to him today!
Calm down.
It was just an accident.
Yeah, but I get so clumsy
when I like a guy.
And I really like this one.
He's gonna dump me any minute!
Just relax.
A guy would never dump a girl
over a little coffee burn and a
black eye.
Yeah, but that's not all I've
done!
I tripped him in our chemistry
class, and last night, I
accidentally opened my car door
right onto his... kiwis.
Ouch!
I know, right?
I'm so getting dumped!
I need a hot chocolate.
Do you really think he'd dump
her?
She squished his kiwis with a
car door.
Yeah, but that's not that big
a deal.
I mean, he's okay now.
Trust me, guys do not forget
that kind of thing.
But dump her?
Really?
Alright.
There's a scientific way to
figure this out.
Come on!
Wow, I'm glad I don't have
kiwis.
I hear you, sister.
Wake up!
These men are from the Board of
Public Health.
You've violated section, blah,
blah, blah, Mall Security Act,
blah, blah, blah, minimum
standards, blah, blah, blah,
health risk.
Are you reading me, punk?
Wow, those suckers are really
hard to k*ll.
This young man was so
disturbed by the incident that
he fainted right here in the
food court.
You fainted?
(Chuckling)
Shut up, it's gross, man!
Officer, I think you'll want
to see this.
RON: Ahh!
Son, I haven't seen a room that
disgusting since my days...
cleaning the boot camp latrines!
Well, who's supposed to clean
it?
Because, whoever they were, they
clearly did not do a very good
job.
You were supposed to clean
it, soldier!
Okay, sheesh.
All you had to do was tell me.
As of this minute, Stick-It
is officially closed for
business.
Right.
Until when?
Until these white dudes clean it
up?
Forever!
End of the line!
Party's over!
You'll never work in food
services again!
Capisce?
Hmm.
(Snoring)
What am I gonna do without
Stick-It?
I had it so good there.
No boss--
No ugly uniform.
And, apparently, no mop.
So, wait.
You never cleaned that place?
Nuh-uh.
But you handled the food
safely, right?
I mean, you didn't let it come
in contact with anything dirty.
I live by the three second
rule.
If it's on the ground less than
three second, it's cool.
(Gasping)
One chicken lickin' stick-it.
You got it.
Mmm!
Thanks!
(Groaning)
(Stomach churning)
Ow!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I just threw up a bit in my
mouth.
Jude, that is so gross!
Okay, okay.
I got fired, didn't I?
(Sighing)
Why don't you join Jonesy at
the Taj?
I don't know, dude.
Stick-It was, like, my dream
job!
They have that private
screening room.
That, I could deal with.
Later!
Hey, dude.
Mad line-up.
Yo, I heard you got canned
from Stick-It.
You never forget your first
time.
Thanks, dude.
The buzz around this place is
awesome!
Check it out!
These two are defects from
Underground Video across the
hall.
Defects, Jude!
Hey, I can't wait to work
somewhere where you can be nice
to customers.
You weren't allowed before?
Obviously, you've never been
to Underground Video.
Did you see the help wanted
sign in the window?
Man, I pity the poor suckers
who take our old jobs.
The chick behind me said that
you get to set your own hours.
I predict I'll fit in well
here.
Jude!
Dude!
JEN: Guys, we're taking a
poll.
Would you dump a girlfriend just
because she answered the phone
"Yello"?
I would.
It's annoying.
Told you.
Okay, do you two mind?
We're trying to get our
interview on here.
Fine.
Okay, what about bad hair?
NIKKI: Huh!
Don't even get me started.
Okay, how's my resume look?
Your resume's four pages
long?
I've worked at a lot of
places.
For one day!
Your point?
(Growling)
CUSTOMER: Um, excuse me.
Would you recommend this album
for my teen daughter?
Definitely, she'll love it!
I wouldn't trust her opinion,
if I were you.
She'll probably say she loves
it, then turn around and say she
loves some other one more.
Hmm.
Wyatt?
CHAD: What are you doing?
Rearranging the singles.
They were already
alphabetical.
Yeah?
Well, now they're random.
It's a nice metaphor for life,
don't you think?
You think you've got something
great like Five Star Planet, and
instead you've got Jack Squat
and the Losers.
But as the only single person
working here, I think I'm
uniquely qualified to organize
the singles.
Wyatt, I know you're hurt,
but you've got to get it
together, or I'm going to have
to do something.
I'm fine, really.
Okay.
(Grumbling)
I feel so bad!
Does it hurt?
It's okay, babe.
You know, second-degree burns,
no biggie.
Ow!
(Gasping)
(Loud rock music playing)
Wyatt?
I'd like to dedicate this
song, "I Hope You Choke," to
Serena and Chad.
The two people I like the least
in the whole world right now.
Congrats, guys!
Good job!
Oh, this is bad!
We need to talk.
Fine, talk!
(Volume increasing)
This isn't working out.
You're freaking out the
customers and totally
embarrassing me!
I'm sorry, Wyatt, I have to let
you go!
What?
I can't hear you!
I said...
(Music turning off)
You're fired!
(Feedback whining)
(Gasping)
Ouch!
(Gasping)
MANAGER: Next!
(Gasping)
(Chuckling)
Hey, Blade!
Christo!
You're the new managers?
Jonesy.
Didn't we fire you before?
No, well, you know, past is
past?
(Nervous laughing)
JUDE: Uh, about that fainting
thing, it's our little secret.
(Screaming)
JONESY: Oof!
(Screaming)
(Thudding)
This is so unfair!
This store isn't nearly as cool
as they say it is!
Yeah!
And I just want y'all to know,
that dude fainted today!
(Chuckling)
Oh, man!
I really wanted that job, too!
This bites!
(Children sobbing)
Okay, % of the people
polled say wearing the same
underwear two days in a row
equals dump city.
So % think that it's okay?
Yuck!
Probably the same ones who
buy that three second rule.
Hey!
Did you get the jobs?
No.
Dudes didn't even let us apply.
What did you do to that guy,
anyway?
There may have been a
Stick-It with a cockroach
involved.
I can't believe this just
happened.
(Phone ringing)
Yello.
CAITLIN: You won't believe
what just happened.
Wyatt got fired!
Wyatt got fired?
Oh no!
He's not taking it very
well, guys.
I think he's in shock.
Oh, man now all three of us
have no jobs!
Not necessarily.
Caitlin, tell Wyatt to come
down to Underground Video.
What?
We can't work there!
Not after the dream that was
Taj Ma-Home Video!
No one else is hiring right
now, boys.
Your choice.
(Groaning)
Wyatt, they're hiring at
Underground Video.
I don't care.
You'd be working with the
guys.
Come on!
We are not gonna let this girl
get you down.
Fine, whatever.
You're a really good friend,
you know that?
Stop!
We have to have at least three
feet of room between us at all
times!
(Chuckling)
That might make it hard for
me to kiss you.
I'm serious!
Don't you see?
People get dumped all the time,
and then they get fired!
And it can all be over some
little thing.
Only this thing is really big!
I really don't know what
you're talking about.
Okay.
(Sighing)
I'm really afraid you'll break
up with me for being so clumsy
and destructive.
Don't you see?
It would take much more than a
burn, a bump, a black eye, and
what happened last night to make
me give you up.
You're the greatest girl I ever
met.
Really?
Really.
Now, come here.
(Slurping)
I have to break up with him!
But I thought you really
liked him.
That was before I knew he
was the worst kisser on the
face of the earth!
I felt like a postage stamp!
UNISON: Eww!
His tongue was everywhere.
I still have residual drool on
my chin!
(Splattering)
What the--?
Haven't you kissed him
before?
No!
Not a serious kiss, just a peck.
I have to break up with him.
The sooner, the better.
No!
You can't dump him for that!
He didn't break up with you, and
you almost put him in the
hospital.
Maybe he just never learned how
to kiss.
What if you could teach him?
Hey, that's not a bad idea!
Know any kissing experts
personally?
No, but there's a couple
romantic comedies playing.
Maybe if he sees how it's done,
he'll get it!
Talon is a keeper, and I can't
abandon him now!
Told you so!
(Sighing)
Okay, let's do this.
Hey, man, we're here about the
jobs.
I said, we're here to apply for
the positions!
I heard you, man.
We're not hiring.
There was a sign in your
window.
Yeah, that was more of a joke
than anything.
But we all just got fired,
and we really need new jobs!
(Grunting)
Ow!
(Sighing)
What are your qualifications?
Don't touch that!
Check these out!
Okay, I'm feeling saucy
today.
I'll hire you and you.
Awesome!
Why them?
I don't know.
Why not?
Well, can I at least hang out
here for a while?
Free country, dude.
(Sighing)
This chick dumped him and
then fired him.
Wow!
Sucks to be you, man!
Thanks.
This is the constantly
evolving "Wayne's Picks" wall.
Excuse me.
In a minute.
You do not touch the "Wayne's
Picks" wall, you do not
question the "Wayne's Picks"
wall.
In fact, don't even say "Wayne's
Picks" wall.
Cool!
Where's my wall?
Whoa, slow way down there,
man!
You don't just get a wall, you
have to earn a wall.
Um, well, I'm kind of in a--
Hold your hose, sir, I'll be
right with you.
But let's say, purely
hypothetically speaking, that
you each got to pick three
favourites, what would you pick?
I really just want to buy
this.
(Sighing)
What about parts two and
three?
You can't buy just part one,
okay?
They were written as a trilogy,
they were filmed, nay,
conceived as a trilogy.
Taking only one of them home
would be like leaving two of
your newborn triplets at the
hospital.
Would you do that?
Would you abandon two of your
babies?
You know what?
You don't deserve to own this
movie.
Come back when you've given it
some thought.
Whoa.
That was kind of harsh.
It was the right thing to do.
But you didn't make the
sale!
Some things are more
important.
So then, why do you carry the
DVDs individually?
Why not sell them only as a
trilogy?
Because some other stores
have no principles or loyalty
to the art of cinema, and will
sell individual parts of a
trilogy to a customer, whether
it's good for them or not!
Think if we kissed up across
the hall, they'd let us work
there?
Not a chance.
WOMAN: I love your soft, dry
kisses.
Wow, look at the way he
kisses.
It looks so soft, so gentle, and
so dry.
Doesn't that look nice?
Yeah.
That gives me an idea.
(Slurping)
Eww!
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
You kiss like a Golden
Retriever!
Huh.
Not bad.
They're eclectic, original,
unexpected.
You can stay.
How did you do that?
I just picked covers that I
thought looked cool.
You picked "Top M-s."
Duh, it's a classic.
Yeah.
It offends me that this DVD is
even in this store!
Take it off!
Off!
It can't be that bad.
It's part of your inventory.
It was there as a test.
Any movie that contains men
playing beach volleyball against
each other qualifies for
instant disqualification.
Come on, man, what's with you?
May I remind you that it
grossed over million
at the box office--
(Gasping)
Oh!
You did not just give me the
hand!
You suck!
Oh, I haven't heard that one
before.
Quick, name your top three films
of all time!
Uh, "Guilty With an
Explanation," "Never Swim
Alone," and "Monk, the Green
Dragon."
Not bad.
I could do time with you.
You're hired.
Sweet!
We'll all be working together.
Oh, sorry, dude, I forgot.
You're fired.
What?
Oh well.
I didn't really want to work
here, anyway.
I wanted to work at Taj Ma-Home
Video.
Shocker!
Check it out!
They're having a party!
(Dance music)
(Sighing)
'Sup, girls?
I broke up with Talon.
NIKKI: What's with you?
JONESY: Well, I got fired
again.
Wow, rough day all around.
So much for a fabulous new
job and new year at the mall.
At least we all have each
other.
(Laughing)
Oh, sorry, was that touching
moment for real?
(Laughing)
(Dance music)
(Moaning)
(Sighing)
Happy one year anniversary,
guys!
This is so lame.
JONESY: I'll take hers.
No, no, I'll have some.
Lame cake tastes the same as
unlame cake.
(Sighing)
Do you guys think I was being
too harsh when I dumped Talon?
No way!
He's a lousy kisser, I'd fire
him!
Yeah, but he's so cute.
(Gasping)
Talon, wait!
Talon!
TALON: Oh, man!
CAITLIN: I've been thinking,
and maybe I shouldn't have--
(Crashing)
(Talon groaning)
Ooh, icing's hard to get out
of khakis.
Aw!
That's it!
I'm gonna die alone!
(Sobbing)
Don't worry.
You'll always have us.
(Hysterical sobbing)
♪
02x28 - Going Underground
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.