03x63 - 2–4–1

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Ta-da!


Eeugh!


I was cold.


Besides, it looked better on the hanger.


Hangers can be so cruel.


[ GASP! ]


Does this jacket look all right?


Hubeduh bubunuh...


She means you look sensational.


You too. I'm Vince.


Meet me for coffee in an hour?


[ GIGGLE ]


Can't wait!


[BRITISH ACCENT] Does this scarf clash with my jumper?


Ahh...


She means the scarf is perfect.


Funny, perfect is the word I'd use to describe YOU.


I'm Blake.


Can I thank you with, uh, a bit of nosh?


Say the fountain at noon?


[GIGGLE] I'm so there!


Uh! Stupid poodle sweatshirt!


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN...


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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And then Blake asked me out too!


Oh! This is like the best shopping day ever!


And where were you while Caitlin was being asked out


by every boy in sight?


Sometimes I get a little flustered around guys.


It didn't help that you were wearing that hideous sweatshirt.


And drooling.


You fluttered your eyelashes, didn't you?


Define flutter?


Come on, there's no way some stupid eyelash flutter


can make a girl irresistible.


You're either hot, or you're not.


Show 'em, Caitlin.


That can't be legal.


Don't worry, okay.


I'm not going to date two guys.


I just need one date with each guy


to decide who's right for me.


I'm parched.


How much lemonade can I get for an old chicken satay?


Eww! None! Ever!


It's from my days at Stick-It.


Gross!


Ueegghh...


You should sell it online.


You should throw it out.


Or bury it.


Burn it.


I like Nikki's idea the best.


You're going online, furry little Satay.


No one's going to pay good money for rotten meat, Jude.


That's cool.


I'm more of a trading man myself.


I wonder what I'll get for it?


Probably botulism.


Cool!


Later.


Time for my first date of the day...


coffee with Vince.


Wish me luck!


Good luck snagging every hottie in the mall


so there's none left for the rest of us!


Uh Bitter, much?


Oh, we can't sit here.


This table's reserved.


Yeah, for me.


Hmm, April harvest. Grower's reserve.


Western exposure?


Two cups. And keep it coming.


...so I put Emperor's mascot on the back of my moped


and sped out of there before anyone even noticed the penguin was missing.


Oh, Vince!


You're too much.


I could listen to your stories all day -- Oops!


Better run if I'm going to make it to my next da --


er... duty, my next duty,


which is working at the Lemon.


Bye!


Sweet!



My first trade!


"ChickenLover " wants to trade you


for a glow-in-the-dark pen!


So congrats on the new home.


May you be as happy there as you were in the bottom of my pack.


Okay, date number two.


Show me what you've got. Hi, Blake!


Caitlin. You look amazing.


Is there a draft in here?


Oh are you cold?


Allow me... Thanks!


Where should we go for lunch?


No need.


I brought lunch to you...


Oh, Blake!


No one's ever done anything this romantic for me before.


Then no one's ever understood how incredible you are before.


That's true!


You make me feel so inspired, so alive!


You seem to have captured my heart, Caitlin.


You seem to have captured my hand.


And I'm never letting go. Eeeee!


♪ Flippin' burgers can't be wrong ♪


♪ Not if I can sing this song ♪


I'm sick of teens loitering.


Say hello to your new coworkers,


George and Gracie.


Pleased ta meetcha, kid!


Welcome to the team.


I'm Wyatt.


Well, isn't he a polite, well-spoken lad, George?


Ask him if he knows how to make this uniform more comfortable.


It's pinching my buttocks.


George! Don't say that in a restaurant.


Why not? Restaurants are full of buttocks!


George!


I'll just be over here...


And it went on like that for the rest of the day!


They were arguing about buttocks?!


Man, you are so boned!


Can't you just tune them out?


You try tuning out a two-hour debate


on whether our straws are white with red stripes


or red with white stripes.


Go on, I dare you!


You should try industrial strength earplugs.


Those things really work?


How do you think I put up with the Clones,


not to mention this meathead?


Hey, check it out...


I'm a Burger McFlipsters uniform!


Ooo, pinchy!


I should get some for home use. Good idea.


Bra!


You're never gonna believe it!


I just traded my glow-in-the-dark pen


for these candy- coloured cigars.


Congratulations.


But those aren't cigars, Jude.


They're more... feminine.


What?


They're tampons!


G'AHHHH!


G'AHHHH!!


Yup! I've always wanted a mature boyfriend.


Thanks, babe.


You wish.


There you guys are!


How were your dates?


Incredible!


They're both so different, and so great!


And I mean they are sooooo great --


Okay! We get it.


But I can't keep dating them both.


Pardonie moi?


You most certainly can.


But I'm usually a one-guy girl.


You're also a great shopper.


Some have called me a master.


But what's that got to do with Vince and Blake?


You wouldn't buy a dress without checking out the other stores in the mall, right?"],…}


Hmm, comparison shopping is essential...


So what if you buy a few dresses and take 'em for a spin?


If you don't like them, or they don't fit,


you can always take them back.


The customer is always right...


Looks like you've got yourself the ultimate for deal!


I love for deals!


Ow!


Don't even think of taking another dress for a spin, got it?


Don't listen to him, Caitlin.


And I'm not saying that


because you're hogging all the guys in the mall, I swear!


Though you could leave some testosterone for the rest of us --


just saying!


What Jen means is...


you're on a dating roll, but at what price?


Half price.


'Cause it's - - !


Uh... I give up.



Here you go, ladies.


Hot and fresh.


Pass the catsup. You mean catch-up.


I think I know how to pronounce my favourite condiment.


Now pass the catsup!


Catsup, catch-up,


either way it's bad for your heart.


Forget about my heart.


I'm more worried about my hemorrhoids.


Are they itching? Or burning?


Ewww!


Wait, your burgers!


That's the third time today.


Will you give me the catsup or not?


Not 'til you pronounce it catch-up.


It's pronounced "Ketch-up!"


Just like it's spelled!


And who decided to spell it that way?


Makes no sense at all.


Oh, and 'catsup' makes sense?


AAAGHHHHHH!!


Have you ever heard yourself snore?


It's like sleeping beside a bear with a head cold! [IMITATES SNORE]


Well you're like [SNORES LOUDER]!


[ SNORING AT EACH OTHER LOUDER AND LOUDER ]


k*ll me. k*ll me now.


So, have you picked Mr. Right yet?


Or at least Mr. Right Now?


Not even close...


First Vince took me dancing...


I could dip you for hours. Ouch!


Careful, every rose has its thorns.


Then Blake wrote me a poem...


"You're a flower & a jewel,


"A prayer for this sad fool,


"I want to jump into your pool,


"And be your sweet love tool..."


[ APPLAUSE ]


Oh, Blake!


Caitlin, you're my Fate-lin...


NIKKIWait. I'm sorry... Fate-lin?


CAITLINIt's romantic!


You gonna let me finish or not?


NIKKIFine, Fate-lin. Continue.


CAITLINThen, after that, Vince surprised me at work.


[ GASP ]


I, uh, de-thorned them this time.


Oh, Vincey!


CAITLINThen, just when I thought I'd made my decision,


Blake showed me the stars...


That's Orion.


And the Big Dipper.


And that's my favourite constellation


the Caitlin.


Is there really a constellation named 'the Caitlin'?


It's not an entire constellation,


just one star.


That's all I could afford.


You had a star named after me?


Now whenever I look to the heavens, I'll see you.


Oh, Blakey!


Oww... tough choice.


I am so happy for you right now I could scream!


AHHhhhhh!


Uh-huh....


Whenever Vince is around I hear music.


And then there's Blake,


with his poet's heart and tragic good looks.


So I've given it a lot of thought,


and I really think --


Please don't say it.


Don't say what?


That you think you've found the "one".


We've heard it a zillion times before.


For your info, that wasn't what I was going to say at all!


Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.


What I was going to say is,


I really think they're...


the two!


Uhhhh. Ahhhh.


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If I choose Vincey, I have to dump Blakey.


And if I choose Blakey, I have to dump Vincey.


What should I do?


Start by dumping the 'y' from their names.


How do I pick just one?


It's like saying I can only wear one pair of shoes


for the rest of my life!


Whoa!


Some lady just offered me a lamp


for those chick-ular unmentionables.


Who's Tiffany?


A Tiffany lamp?


Those things are really valuable.


Sweet.


Don't really need it. But maybe someone else does...


Wow, it's quiet in here.


Too quiet.


Yeah! We came to hear the Bickersons!


They're on a break.



It's the only time they don't argue.


They just help themselves to some hot water,


put in tea bags they brought from home,


and then they sit there, staring and sipping,


without saying a word.


Looks like they've started a trend.


[ SLURPING SOUNDS ]


Okay, creepy.


Here we go...


And another thing, coins are too heavy!


No they're not. They're too shiny!


Shine doesn't make them sag in my pockets!


Heaviness doesn't make them blind me in the light!


Awwwwww! They're adorable.


Hmm, they remind me of you,


and the way you love to bicker.


Nobody bickers better than you, babe.


The Bickersons aren't adorable!


They're highly annoying!


Not to mention they're driving the customers away!


I need a new job.


Hey hey!


Some hombre wants to trade my Tiffany lamp


for a pair of plane tickets to Hawaii.


What?


No way!


Dude!


You're kidding!


Only you could turn a rotten piece of chicken


into plane tickets.


If only I wasn't allergic to poi...


[ SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS ]


Hey, dollface.


Hi, Vincey.


Dudes, do you hear that?


Sweet tunage.


Caitlin?


Hi, Blakey!


That's Blakey -- I mean Blake,


my... uh...


brother!


Yeah, brother.


Wait here!


Who was that snogging you?


It's just Vincey, I mean Vince,


my... uh... brother.


Wait here!


Whoa.


I didn't know Caitlin had a brother,


and now she's got two?


I really gotta start paying attention!


Gotta get back to planning our next date.


See you later, dollface.


I'll see you on our date.


Cheers.


You're right, Jen.


I can't date two guys at once!


Glad I finally got through --


I'm totally out of shape!


If you have to narrow it down, do it quick.


Just dump the first guy who does something you don't like.


That should be easy enough...


[ BELCH ]


Perfect.


Vince, we need to tal --


This used to belong to my grandmother.


She told me on her death bed


to give it to the girl who has stolen my heart.


This is so beautiful.


Darn it!


Oh...


I must have left my wallet at home.


Really? Great!


We need to tal --


This man is having a heart att*ck!


Sir, stay with me!


You're actually saving his life?


Well, isn't that just perfect?!


Tim, you know I don't like to complain,


but this time I can't help it!


The Bickersons are driving away customers,


and they don't actually do any work,


and I can't take it anymore!


AAGHHHH!


Bringing in a more mature clientele was a huge mistake.


We're going under!


Get rid of them, and you can have a raise.


Really?!


I'm afraid Burger McFlipsters


is going to have to let you go.


Son, are you really going to fire a man five times your age?


[SOBBING] Without our paychecks,


I don't know how we'll survive.


Gracie's so fragile.


Losing this job just might k*ll her.


It's okay, Georgie.


We can always survive on catch-up soup.


Cat-sup!


Don't get me started!


Last question...



"Is he more likely to a) kiss your hand,


"b) kiss your butt,


"or c) kiss your cash goodbye?"


"A".


Okay.


According to the first three magazines


you should hang on to...


Vince. Great!


But according to the last three magazines,


you should stick with Blake.


Aagh! Stupid quizzes!


Hey there, dollface.


There's a hot art show tonight. You in?


Uh, sure, okay. Bye!


Vince was just leaving.


Later, bro.


Your brother's very affectionate.


We were raised by hippies.


There's a gallery opening tonight.


I'll meet you there at ?


Sure, yeah.


Later.


Ah, You do realize


you just agreed to go to the same event with both guys?


Vince Art show,


Blake gallery opening...


[ GASP ]


Oh no!


What's with the drama, ladies?


Caitlin just double booked her dates for tonight.


Is that all? Don't worry about a thing!


The Jonesmeister will take care of everything.


[ SLURPING ]


WYATTAttention, customers!


Burger McFlipsters is making a small pricing change


to cover costs.


From now on, hot water will be five cents a cup.


[ GASPS ]


You can't do that! Water's free!


Heating it's not!


How dare you talk back to Georgie!


He was in the w*r!


Okay, I'm out.


Boycott McFlipsters!


Boycott McFlipsters! Boycott McFlipsters!


Boycott McFlipsters!


The water may not be free anymore,


but we are! Woohooo!


Right. "We'll" get back to work.


The artist is all the rage in Berlin.


Ooo, how Euro.


I'm really looking forward


to spending the evening with you.


Me too.


Now stay here, I'll be right back!


Caitlin!


We're going to have a fantastic time.


Hold that thought. I'll be right back!


I changed my mind,


I can't do it!


Caitlin, chill.


I got your back.


Put the earbud in your ear and I'll talk you through it.


And if your plan backfires?


Least I blend in.


Sorry about that.


Bathroom.


You're worth the wait, Caitlin.


Blake at ten o'clock,


heads up!


Oo, you know when you've just gone


and then you think, I could totally go again right now?


Back soon!


Sorry about that, Blakey.


Where were we?


I was just about to kiss you.


Vince at eight o'clock!


I don't know which way that is!


Are you talking to me? No!


I mean, yes.


Why don't you get us drinks?


Something that'll, uh, take a while to pour.


Off you go, now, shoo shoo!


Got you a cran and soda.


Might be good for the, uh, bladder issues.


Mmm, thanks.


Blake at six o'clock!


Stop telling me the time!


I wasn't. Are you okay?


No, 'cause I uh...


really have to pee.


Be back!


[ GASPS! ]


Whoops! Modern art...


it's so realistic!


Hee!


Ahhh!!


Abort!


I'll uh... get us new drinks!


No, stay.



I'd love to, but --


I've heard of kissing cousins


but you two are brother and sister!


Vincey!


Uh.. I'm so sorry.


What are you apologizing to your brother for?


I'm not her brother!


It's okay. Vincey's not my brother.


And neither is Blakey.


I've been dating you both.


I just can't share my lady with anyone.


Ciao.


You've shattered my heart.


Farewell, Caitlin.


Oh...


Now, imagine you're a butterfly...


and flutter!


Hahaha!


Maybe you're trying too hard.


Story of my life!


Someone offered me their condo in New York


for the plane tickets.


A condo?!? Holy --


But I've decided not to keep it.


Noooooooooo!


How come?


I didn't care about any of the traded stuff


the way I care about the chicken satay.


It may be inedible,


heck, it may be lethal, but it's mine!


So I traded the condo for it,


and now it's back where it belongs.


You're lucky you know what you want, Jude.


Wish I had figured it out


before Blakey and Vincey dumped me.


Something tells me there'll be more hot guys.


Wanna go out sometime?


EEEE! It really works!


Caitlin, you're a genius!


She'd love to go out with you.


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