03x64 - Another Day at the Office

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Wake up, Nikki!


Wake up wake up wake up wa --


This had better be good. It is.


We want you to pose for us!


Pose for what?


Mall Monthly Magazine is doing a fashion exposé,


and we really think you'd be PERFECT


to represent the Khaki Barn page with us!


It was Chrissy's idea!


You'll be SO perfect for the piece.


Pleeeeeeeeease?


We need you, Nikki!


Okay, sure. Why not.


EEEEEEEEE!


Oh awesome! Say cheesy!


Oh, I do every day.


Okay, now, you guys,


give me a big Khaki Barn smile!


- - ...


Khakieeeeeeeeee!


So the clones are going to be featured in this article too?


DUH! We're the afters!


Okay I'll bite. The after whats?


You're the "BEFORE" sh*t --


you know, the fashion train wreck,


the what-not-to-wear --


The ugly girl!


KIRSTEN! That was WAY harsh.


It's the stylistically challenged.


Oh yeah.


And we're the afters!


We represent what even someone like you can aspire to


if you shop at the Khaki Barn.


We are going to look SO fetch compared to you.


Thanks, Nikki!


Going to my happy place... going to my happy place...


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN...


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♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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My new conditioner sucks.


[ NIKKI GROWLS ANGRILY WITH EACH FRENCH-FRY ]


Okay, you're stressing me out a little


with those fries, man.


I can't take it anymore. I'm quitting.


I really mean it this time.


Clones bugging you again?


It's like they were put on this earth


specifically to annoy me.


Okay, "want ads"...


Oh!


What?


There are only two jobs available at the mall right now.


And one of them is Assistant Security Guard.


Again?


Man, that rentacop goes through assistants like water.


I've never had such heinous split ends before.


Hey, can we PLEASE focus for a second, guys?


I'm serious. I need a new job.


O-kay!


Okay so where's the other job opening?


There has to be something else.


Maybe at the budget mall?


Oh no, you can't go there!


That would be social su1c1de.


Haha! Oh man, you're the before!


Yeah, I got that!


The circulation of that magazine is like !


I'm so mortified for you!


That's it.


You know what? I'm not quitting.


I'm going to stick around


and make their lives miserable instead.


NOW you're talking.


Go get 'em tiger... 'before' it's too late!


Oof!


Oh, man, I wouldn't want to be a Clone today.


JENGuess what?


My mom said I can go on the ski trip to Whistler


if I come up with half the money!


Sweet!


How are you going to pull that off?


Coach Halder just promised me five extra shifts.



♪ I'm going to Whistler, I'm going to Whistler... ♪


Oh yeah, Jonesy,


you still owe me bucks.


Fine...


Whoa, man,


what's the deal with the gimassive wallet?


You must be rich!


Not really.


I just got my last paycheque at the Banana Stand.


And before you say it, yes, I got fired,


but I would have quit anyway.


Did you see the outfit I had to wear?


[ GIGGLE ]


[ LAUGH ]


Not good for the old social life


I can tell you that.


Why don't you put your money in the bank?


Shyah right.


Who has a bank account at our age?


I have four.


Wait a second, how do you write cheques?


Pay for things at stores?


Track your money online?


You can do all that with an account?


DUH!


Yeah, getting a bank account today.


[UNIMPRESSED] Wow.


Yo, buddy, hold my place?


Hey, looks like this dude's on holiday!


Nice!


[ IMITATING WILD ANIMAL SOUNDS ]


SULTRY WOMANHi, I'd like to apply for a loan.


Ahhh, I don't really --


Wow, you must be like the youngest assistant manager ever.


Well I --


Thanks.


Why I've got a loan application right here!


Wow, that's a lot of money!


Uh, I guess I should ask you some questions...


um, what do you have for collateral?


Coll-what-eral?


I don't know, it just says I should ask.


Check!


Do you know anything about running a store?


No, but I shop a lot...


I want to open a lingerie store.


Fair enough!


What the heck. The bank's got a ton of money.


Approved.


YAY!


Thank you, thank you thank you!


I am a good person.


You must be Mr. Lounsbury!


Who?


Ed Lounsbury from Head Office.


We've been expecting you!


[IN DEEP VOICE] Uh, yes, that's right.


I'm Ed Lounsbury from Head Office.


Anything you need while you're observing our branch,


just ask!


Will do, chief!


Hahaha! No way...


I gave out two loans and four credit cards.


Man, working for a bank


is so much better than the banana stand!


You can't do that, Jonesy, it's misrepresentation!


That is not your money to give away!


Jen's right.


But since you're giving it out anyway, can I just borrow --


NO! NO! NO!


OKAY! I was just asking.


Masterson, Dobbs wants some extra shifts,


and since I like Dobbs better than you,


I'm giving them to him.


Ha ha ha ha, sorry.


WHAT?! But I needed those shifts


to make enough for my ski trip!


That's the way the ball bounces, Masterson.


The puck drops, the... uh...


I'm going to go get a taco.


NOW where am I going to get the money?


The Bank of Jonesy is open.


I'll give you a loan if you, say,


do a couple loads of my laundry.


NO!


I'm going to do this on my own.


LEGALLY.


You're not going back to the bank, are you?


Heck, yes, I am.


The manager is totally sucking up to me.


I'm sitting at a sweet desk,


and Darth offered to do all my calculus homework for a week


if I'd loan him money for a new speeder or something.


This job rocks!


But you don't actually have a job.


And THAT'S the beauty part.


You are a sad, sad little man.


Okay, girl with no money.


Hey, where's Nikki?


Probably torturing the clones...



[ LAUGHTER ]


Has head office ever made sales associates do this before?


I don't think so...


I need to borrow this.


YIKES!


Man, that is a bad picture.


Speaking of utter humiliation...


that your handiwork in the window?


Head office sent a very strict posing schedule this morning.


Still a good crowd out there?


Oh yeah.


And the cowboy hats? Nice touch.


Oh, I'm just warming up.


I'm about to unleash my revenge on these clones.


Nikki, can we come back in?


My butt's getting numb and Kristen has to pee!


Sorry.


Yeah, they said you HAVE to be in the window for hours.


And try not to move so much.


You're supposed to be living mannequins, remember?


CLONEOkay...


Where is their work ethic?


So hard to find good help.


Hey, want to help me out?


I need you to go outside and make a phone call for me...


OH, MY TUBE TOP!


Guess who just scored an interview


for the manager position at Albatross & Finch?


ME!


[ GASP ]


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Wow, that's SO great, Chrissy!


Sooo, when's the interview?


Tomorrow afternoon, in a super secret spot.


I have to go prepare!


That means I'll be manager of the Khaki Barn, yay!


Um, not with that tan line, you won't.


Excuse me? You're totally uneven.


It had to be said.


I went fake-and-baking yesterday!


Well, you obviously didn't finish BAKING.


Maybe you should go back and turn it up.


Oh yeah?


Well, your complexion is totally un-glowy,


and your breath smells like a hot dog.


Let go of my hair!


Get off of me!


Oh this is so much more fun


than working at the taco stand.


Let go of my ponytail?!


That'll be protein bars.


Pleasure doing business with you.


NEXT!


Julie, how can I help you?


Darth and I want glamour sh*ts taken for our anniversary.


I'll sign this on one condition...


you hook me up with free tacos for a month.


Sweet!


Next!


Hmmm.


Didn't you two reject my job application for Tajma Home Video?


DE-NIED. NEXT!


One new amp... approved! Thanks!


They aren't actually paying you, are they?


No. So what? This job rules!


Spot me $ for lunch?


I'm off for lunch, Peterson!


Have those reports on my desk when I get back.


Don't let me down, Peterson.


I won't sir!


What reports?


Ha! I don't know!


I'm sure they owe me some kind of report.


They'll figure it out.


How exactly are you getting away with all of this?


They think I'm some dude from Head Office.


It's awesome!


Come on!


JENCome on, $ for barely used skis!


How about a tennis racquet?


the strings are broken, but the frame is still good!


You'll never see a deal like this again!


Ohhhh.


Used sports equipment for sale!


Really good prices!


Ski goggles anyone?


A used air horn.


Check out the sick new ride,


courtesy of Jonesy!


Jude, you got a bank loan for a skateboard?


That's not all.


I also scored a new hat


and a wicked flat screen TV


with built in DVD player


for the inside of my backpack.


This is so not a good idea.


You don't need a DVD player in your backpack.


That's what I thought at first,


but it's surprisingly convenient.


Now my living room is wherever I am.



[ g*nshots AND MUSIC ]


Jonesy!


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Nice grocery cart o' crap, Jen.


At least I'm getting my money honestly.


Just say the word and all this could be yours...


, vertical feet of fresh powder,


two world class mountains in one resort...


I am NOT going into debt for a snowboarding trip.


Anyone need a single ski pole?


Yeah, good luck with that.


How's project "Revenge on Chrissy" going?


Oh, she should be reaching her interview right about now.


That's weird.


Uh, Hi!


Whoa.


I'm uh, here for the interview.


For the job?


Hmmm...


what makes you better than any other teenage maggot?


Well, I'm great at promoting uniformity through fashion.


And I don't mean to toot my own horn,


but I ROCK the display tables.


Have you ever detained a felon?


Nooo...


but I did have to de-tangle this girl's extensions


from the hook in the change-rooms once,


and I didn't break a single hair.


Well, since there are no other applicants


the job's yours!


NO WAY! EEEEEEEEEEEE!


What's this?


A uniform?


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Absolutely no respect for the uniform.


You sent her to the rentacop's office?


That is SO funny!


Thanks! I feel much better.


But not better enough.


Oh my gosh.


you're the "BEFORE" girl!


Wow! You could totally use a makeover.


Hey Yoda!


Do you have access to the high school phone directory?


Yeah... why?


Because the Khaki Barn


is about to have another % off sale.


What do I get in return?


Think of it as taking a chunk out of the evil Khaki empire


that has defined your innate un-coolness.


Wise is your logic.


Prepare... for Darthination.


You know everyone in school is going to go there!


That's my girl!


So, how'd the big interview go?


I don't want to talk about it!


Oh, snappish.


That well, huh?


Who keeps unfolding my sweaters?!


I don't know!


Must be unruly shopper day.


Why do you keep looking at the time?


Oh, because my break is about to begin


in five... four... three... two... one...


See ya!


AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Alfonzo!


I said I wanted an EXTRA HOT latte,


not a KIND of hot one.


Need I remind you that I'm from corporate?!


Good. Now let's approve some more loans!


Who's next?


Hellooooo?


How's it going?


Sale... big sale...


Really?


JENLook, they come in team colours!


Blue for the Leafs, red for the Habs.


Only $ . each! I made them myself!


Gotta little cottage industry going, Masterson?


But Coach this is so unfair.


I need the money!


You know the rules.


UGH!


So, what happened to your "dream job"?


I don't understand it.


I thought Albatross and Finch wanted me.


Oh, wait, you mean you didn't get the message?


What message?


One of those greeter gods dropped it off an hour ago.


"Congratulations, you passed the first test.


"No Albatross & Finch employee


"would ever wear a brown uniform.


"Put this outfit on and report directly to the store


"for the second part of your interview!"


EEEEEEE!


Go get 'em, girl.


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Are you seeing this? It's a spending epidemic!


And it's all Jonesy's fault!



And what the heck is THIS?!


Thought I'd make our table a little more comfortable.


HAHHH.


YEAHHHHHHHHHH.


Nice!


Can that be plugged into my amp?


Can a fish blow bubbles out his butt?


Hook it up, bra!


Jude, did Jonesy happen to mention how this loan


will affect your credit rating?


Isn't credit a good thing?


Yeah, as long as you pay it back quickly.


He DID tell you you had to pay it back, right?


It's all under control.


I'm gonna pay the bank back $ a month.


At that rate you'll be


by the time you're in the clear!


SWEET!


[ MUSIC AND LASERS sh**ting ON DVD ]


UGH! JONESY!


HUH! HUH!


Hi guys!


I'm here for the job?


The costume was a perfect fit!


Is it some kind of ritual you do to new employees?


Baw-bawk baw-baw-bawk!


Uhh... is this a joke?


[ LAUGHTER ]


NIKKI!!!


I give up.


If everyone else is getting a loan from Jonesy,


then I might as well go to Whistler too!


Approved...


Buy that with the loan?


Ahhh. You know it, dude.


Do you, uh, need something?


You know my office is always open, Rebecca.


Since you started,


our loans have increased by %.


So?


Why are we giving loans to TEENS, Mr. Lounsbury?


Why? I'll tell you why!


Because teenagers are people too, dude!


And we should have the right to borrow money


so that we can buy sick stuff that we don't really need,


just like adults!


What's going on? SHHH!


Should you give money out to teens?


YES! [ CHEERS ]


Will you get it back? Probably not.


At least not until we're .


We work, but they give us crappy jobs


AND we're too old for an allowance.


Dudes and dudettes of the bank,


LOAN US YOUR MONEY!


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]


Go, dude, go!


What is going on in my bank?!


Who are you?


I'm Ed Lounsbury from Corporate.


If you're Mr.Lounsbury...


then I'd better be going!


Was this kid impersonating me?!


I resent the term "kid."


YOU are FIRED!


But I don't even work here!


I think it's time to get going.


[ LAUGHING ]


So this time you got fired from a job


you didn't even have?


I'm good at what I do.


Not good enough to give me a loan.


I was this close to going to Whistler!


Don't sweat it.


The bank revoked the loans I gave out.


Everyone has hours to give back their purchases.


I am so bummed.


[ SIGH ]


Want to watch Black Hawk Revenge one more time while we wait?


Dude, you read my mind.


You're handling all of this really well.


No worries. I've moved on.


[ LAUGH ]


Go bananas at the Khaki Barn spring sale?


Ape-mazing new styles to choose from!


Loser.


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