04x93 - Bye Bye Nikki? Part B

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NIKKILast time on Teen,


my Dad got a job offer he couldn't refuse...


You're moving away?


...So, the geniuses decided to do whatever it took


to keep me here.


Only it backfired.


You're hired!


Now I've gotta go freeze with my family in the frozen tundra,


unless I can snag permission to room with Jen.


Please stop talking!


So, either way I'm doomed!


Nikki and her parents are probably scouting houses


in Iqaluit right about now.


(Both giggling)


If she were here, she'd have just smacked me for


checking out those two hot chicks.


(Sighing) Nothing's as fun when Nikki isn't here!


I can't eat, I can't sleep.


Okay, I can eat.


Dude, my brekkie!


I have to keep my strength up for Nikki.


I can't wait 'til she gets back tomorrow.


Jude! You're still living at the mall?


Yup. My folks won't be home from vacay to unlock the door


'til this weekend.


(Phone ringing)


It's Nikki! Yay!


Babe! We're just talking about you. How's Iqaluit?


NIKKIThe only thing that could possibly blow as much as


the snow in Iqaluit--


--is moving to Iqaluit!


(Shivering)


♪


♪ Life begins after school


♪ That's when we bend all the rules ♪


♪ Time to hang with all my friends ♪


♪ We like to be together


♪ In a place where we belong


♪ I'm


♪ Starting to find my way


♪ Got a new job gonna start at the mall today ♪


♪ Thank God I'm on my own for the first time ♪


♪ I'm , life is sweet


♪ When you're growing up so fast ♪


♪ You got to make the good times last ♪


♪


♪ I'm , I'm


♪ Got to make the good times last ♪


Hello.


Hi, Jonesy!


Aka the new sales associate at the Bubble Box.


We sell bubbles! Bubble bath, bubble gum, bubble wrap.


Love this stuff! (Laughing)


Nikki should be back any second now!


Ice cream shop kicked me out.


Anyone know of a low-security zone where a bro


can lounge in peace?


NIKKIAnywhere but Iqaluit!


Yay, Nikki! Hey, babe!


You're back! Yo!


Sit down, tell us everything!


I would, but I don't have a chair.


So, what's Iqaluit like?


Cold. Flat. The sun barely comes up all winter,


and barely goes down all summer.


You mean, there's no night?


No night means wicked fun


all day long!


Yeah, if you like your fun at degrees below zero!


Don't worry, we'll convince your folks to let you stay in town.


Already working on that.


Dad says if I can give them reasons not to move, we won't.


So far I've only got .


I'm not sure a hatred of snowshoes really counts.


Don't be so pessimistic.


It causes icky little frown lines here and here.


Can you blame me for being pessimistic?


I'm away for two days and you guys lose my chair.


And you! What's with the bubble wrap!


You ready to move me?


No! I just. (Chuckling)


Come on, you need some comfort food.


Ooh! I'm in!


Ciao!


We can't let Nikki's family move without a fight!


Okay, another fight!


And if it doesn't work this time?


We take Nikki hostage.


I've only got two more days to come up with reasons


to not move.


Don't worry, we'll help you.


Ooh, I bet they don't even have an Albatross & Finch!


They don't have a mall. (Both gasping)


Number on the list.


Oh It's so much worse than I thought.


Ooh, no more face-to-face girl talks!


Yeah! Good one.


So, I've been thinking


if my parents make me move


maybe we should break up for real.



Come on, they'll let you stay!


No, but if they don't I don't want us to wind up


hating each other. So, can we just shake on it?


I'd rather kiss on it.


Why am I not surprised?


Shake your booty! Shake! Now slap your booty! Slap!


Come on.


(Both laughing)


(Grunting)


Ow!


Smooth move, Dorkerella!


Later.


It's called knocking!


Just need to check my e-mail.


Can it wait? I'm downloading the latest Liza Loman movie.


We can watch it tonight!


Perfect.


Morning, Jude. What are you doing?


Seeing what day is like with no night.


(Yawning)


How long have you been here?


That depends. Is it still today or is it tomorrow?


Jude, you need to sleep.


(Sniffing) And shower....


Hey, What's up?


I don't even want to know what that is.


Up, up, up, up! Not a word.


(Groaning) I only have more day to come up with more reasons to stay!


Don't give up. I have to go to work,


but I'll call you if I think of any.


I should go, too.


Only downside of staying in town,


working at the Crappy Barn! Catch you later.


Good luck! See you.


Bye, babe. Okay, Operation Keep Nikki's Family From Moving


is in effect! I'm gonna call her dad


and tell him Iqaluit fell into the ocean.


And I'm going to tell the Wong's they're arriving during


Naked Month. Given how cold it is there,


that should be a real turn-off.


Naked month, eh? Iqaluit doesn't sound so bad.


Naked month? Dad, it must have been a crank call.


But listen, hey, if you don't want to go.


Okay, okay okay. Bye.


You might be moving, but you still have to help!


Trust me, you're beyond help.


And that's a break.


Ugh! She is so selfless!


I think you mean selfish.


No, that's what you get at Cap'n John's


boathouse restaurant.


That's shellfish.


What do shellfish have to do with Nikki?


I have no idea!


(Chuckling) Let the chillage begin!


(Groaning)


It's like Jen's radio can't even pick up quality music.


We could make our own music.


(All screaming)


Not again!


Uh, it's called knocking!


Why can't you make out in your room?


'Cause my room smells like feet!


Please don't make me go in there!


Anyway this is Nikki's room, too!


You're stuck with each other now so you may as well


get used to it.


(Chuckling) Yeah.


(Chuckling) Yay.


(Yawning)


hours of daylight's the only way to live!


Don't go in there, dude!


The bad music's playing!


(Screaming)


Here, maggot, maggot.


Come to Ronnie.


(Sighing) What are we up to now?


Number . White makes me look bloated.


Ooh, so true.


There's no way I'll come up with more reasons by tonight!


Maybe if you didn't spend all your time making out in my room.


Don't you mean our room?


I'm the only one who cleans it!


Because you're the only one who cares about invisible dirt!


Whoa, best friends, remember?


Not if we keep living together.


I love you, Jen,


but we're totally incompatible as roommates!


I know! I'm so sorry, Nikki.


Me, too. I guess that's that.


But you can't just give up now!


What choice do I have?


Oh, Nikki!


(Both crying)


Hey, at least there's one good thing about moving.


Care to watch?


Nikki, counters are for folding!


Step right up and dress like a tool right here at


the Crappy Barn!


(All gasping)



That skirt makes your butt look like a sack of bricks!


Take that sweater off if you ever want to date again!


And you! (Gasping)


Khaki Barn represents everything wrong with the world today!


It's just robots dressing robots until everyone


looks exactly the same!!


Uh, yeah? That's why it's cool.


Chrissy, you can take this job


and stick it where the sun don't shine!


(Gasping)


She means the basement, right?


Once and for all and forever, I, Nikki Wong,


totally, finally, undeniably quit!


That's my gal!


(Cheering)


(Sighing) Much better.


Well, It's official. Nikki leaves tomorrow.


Well Operation Keep Nikki's Family From Moving


has been a total bust, and, to top it all off,


I got fired for popping bubble wrap!


After you wrapped yourself in it and had Jude punch you!


There must be something we can do.


We are not taking Nikki hostage.


(Sighing) I guess it's time to plan her going away party.


Okay, I'm only going to say this once, so pay attention.


I already reserved Grind Me, just in case.


You guys, sh**t a k*ller farewell video.


Jonesy, spread the party word.


Jude, guard Grind Me. Gotta keep Nikki away 'til it's ready.


And I'll start a collection so we can get a really special


going away gift. Let's do this thing!


I'm Jonesy's voicemail. Who are you?


Hey, going for my last coffee here in civilization.


Call me.


This is Jennifer Anne Masterson.


Please leave an extremely detailed message


and I'll call you back as soon as humanly possible. Buh-bye.


CAITLYNHi! To ask me out, press .


For shopping tips, press .


(Groaning) Where is everyone?


Over here, Wyatt.


Ooh, Coach Halder, Would you like to say goodbye to Nikki?


Yup, so long, Nikki. Good knowing you. Good kid.


Go, Leafs. Go!


WYATTOh no. Nikki!


Jude's supposed to be guarding Grind Me!


Defiling the floor polish with bodily fluids?


You're coming with me!


Nikki! What're you doing?


One last cappuccino on planet Earth.


Why's no one answering their cells?


Uh, satellite interference?


I'm really gonna miss your pathetic inability to lie.


Not as much as I'll miss your brutal honesty.


Come on, let's get you that coffee!


Surprise!


ALLSurprise!


No way.


The force will always be with you, Nikki!


(Grunting)


If you think you're getting a goodbye kiss from my man,


you are mistaken!


♪ Oh, Nikki


♪ You say you gotta go


♪ We wanted you to know, oh, yeah ♪


♪ We'll never forget these times we've had. ♪


You made me a farewell video and wrote me a song?


And everyone chipped in on this.


It's a laptop, so we can stay connected no matter what!


What? Unbelievable! Thanks!


I have something for each of you guys too.


Hey, where's Jude?


(Snoring)


(Cell door slamming)


Huh?


Back in my day teenagers knew the meaning of hard work,


respect for their elders, and basic Latin!


No offence, dude, but I think maybe you forget


what it's like to be teen.


It's like the scariest zombie flick you're ever gonna


live through.


Your parents start acting all weird,


your face breaks out after eating, like,


one small kilo of fries, and suddenly you have a job


and a driver's license and chick problems.


But, dude, think way back


to those days when you were sixteen.


Remember having friends?


Those brahs who lend you some cheddar


when you're jonesing for some grindage?


Who show up to your fish's funeral


and lie to the rent-a-cop for you?


I knew it!


Nikki's one of my peeps, but only for about


fifteen more minutes, so please, for the love of Dude,


let me and my best friends hang together one last time!


That was beautiful!


Who needs a hug?


(Crying)


(Clearing throat)



Now, get out there and be with your friends, Soldier.


That's an order!


Yes, dude! Thank you, dude!


Leave me!


I'm so gonna miss you!


Me, too. Here.


A cut-up credit card with my name on it?


You know you can't shop with these, right?


It's the one the Clones cut up on your first day here.


I saw it in the trash at the Crappy Barn and saved it


'cause I was going to prank you.


We didn't get off to a great start,


but now you're the kindest person I know.


And this is to remind you that you'll always land on your feet.


No matter what happens.


(Sniffling) That is the sweetest thing


anyone's-- (Crying)


You've been my best friend since Kindergarten!


I thought we'd be together forever.


We will be. I'll just be a little farther away.


The flyer from my very first snowboarding competition?


So you never forget where you're headed.


Don't you ever give up on your dreams, Jen.


(Speaking indistinctly through crying)


I can't... (Sobbing)


Me, too.


Oh, man! I can't do this!


I think this is going to be almost as hard as


saying bye to the girls.


I'll take that as a compliment.


The thing I have, I'm not actually going to give to you.


Whoa, The first CD I ever recorded!


We were twelve. I just want you to know I still listen to it.


Um... (Clearing throat)


I'm gonna miss you huge, brah.


Me, too. You're one sweet dude.


And if anyone can pull off this look, it's you.


(Snoring)


I can't say bye to Nikki!


She's coming! Hide me!


Uh, Jonesy?


Jonesy's not here right now, leave a message. Beep.


Okay.


I know you don't want this to be it, me neither.


But since it is our last night together,


I want you to know, I'll always love you.


Ow!


I'll always love you, too, Nikki!


We all love you, Nikki!


♪


(Vocalizing)


♪ Oh, yeah


♪ Life begins after school


♪ That's when we bend all the rules ♪


♪ Time to hang with all my friends ♪


♪ We like to be together


♪ In a place where we belong


♪ I'm


♪ Starting to find my way


♪ Live for tomorrow


♪ Don't forget about yesterday ♪


♪ Thank God I'm on my own for the first time ♪


♪ I'm , life is sweet


♪ When you're growing up so fast ♪


♪ You got to make the good times last ♪


♪ Oh


♪ If I could turn back time


♪ I wouldn't change a thing


♪ 'Cause we had growing up to do ♪


♪ Now that I'm getting older


♪ Wanna spend the rest of my life ♪


♪ Like I'm sixteen


♪ Starting to find my way


♪ Live for tomorrow


♪ Don't forget about yesterday ♪


♪ Thank God I'm on my own for the first time ♪


♪ I'm , life is sweet


♪ When you're growing up so fast ♪


♪ You got to make the good times last ♪


♪ What do you get from life


♪ If you don't ever let go?


♪ Just let go


♪ Yeah


♪


♪ , life is sweet


♪ When you're growing up so fast ♪


♪ You got to make the good times last ♪


♪ Life began after the school


♪ When did they change all the rules? ♪


I'm never gonna forget you guys.


(Feedback screeching)


Oh, Nikki?


This going away party is over.


(Groaning) Can't we say goodbye in peace?


No! We've decided this shouldn't be a going away party.


It should be--


A staying here party!


ALLWhat?


After all we've seen, we can't make you leave.


So, your father's going to keep his job here instead!



We're staying? We're staying!


Way to go, bra.


Wait, wait, wait.


Guys, I'm sorry, but I can't do this.


ALLWhat?


My folks have always sacrificed for me.


Maybe it's time for me to grow up


and make a sacrifice for them.


Oh, Nikki! Aw, man!


That is so beautiful! Wow.


Are you really sure about this honey?


We're behind you, no matter what.


This is the opportunity Dad's worked for his whole life.


I can't make him give up his dreams.


So, we move, but on one condition.


You have to give us all unlimited text and phone calls


Deal!


(Cheering)


Nikki should be getting on the plane right about now.


I can't believe she's really gone.


But we'll still talk to her all the time, right?


Totally, bra.


Why did I agree to break up with Nikki?


If you've changed your mind, you have to tell her!


But it's too late!


It's never too late to un-break a heart!


Wow. Did you just make that up?


I know, I'm good.


Caitlin's right! Call her, quick!


It's busy!


One of us is bound to get through!


Come on, please.


I'm Jonesy's voicemail. Who are you?


(Groaning) Why did I break up with Jonesy?


He's supposed to be the idiot, not me!


(Groaning)


Excuse me. We're on the runway. So, turn that off!


Sorry, but I just said goodbye to the best friends


and the best boyfriend I'll ever have.


And I need tell him I don't want to break up anymore,


so back off and let me undo the biggest mistake of my life!


Let her call! Have a heart!


(Groaning)


Nikki! Jonesy!


BOTHI don't wanna break up!


Me neither!


(Cheering)


(Cheering)


(Clearing throat)


Okay, seriously have to go now!


We love you, Nikki! Talk soon!


Peace out! Love you!


I love you too, guys. Bye for now.


Maybe everything will be okay after all.


What the--


(Baby laughing)


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